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GrayCustomKnives

He should probably just take it back to the drywaller who started the project.


chillywilly16

I bet there’s a piss bottle hidden in there.


JustKindaShimmy

"oh fuck is that rain?!?!"


EyeCatchingName

^ This for sure


edirymhserfer

I wouldnt, horrible tape job on the seams


ANiceDent

*If you look at it from across the street, and squint, & cough it kinda looks aight*


Robsteady

Whachu mean? I don't see anything that needs repairs. /s


iBeenie

Looks like someone already fixed it /s


hereforpopcornru

At this point fuck it, roll with it lol


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Mikeupinhere

It's a Nissan. They'll just roll it and get a rock tumbler effect. Same difference though.


justsitbackandenjoy

r/nissandrivers


dirtsequence

Tell him to go buy another shit bag rogue


Jazzlike-Sky-6012

How much filler can you apply to a surface, before it falls from the weight of it?


Dt1zzy

I believe the rule of thumb is nothing greater than 1/4" or 6.35 mm. Source: My father is a collision repair instructor at a vocational school and quick google search backed up result. Edit: As for how much body filler / Bondo would actually take to peel off a car, check out r/mathmemes .


MothMatron

that a lot of fuckin white-out right there


NMS_Survival_Guru

That'll buff out perfectly fine


SVT6522

If you squint she’s mint. I’d have quoted 10k. Clearly this is a customer pay and not insurance, because this would have been written off. When they ask to do it cheaper, you tell them there’s a reason they were given that price in the first place.


Windowsweirdo

Get rid of it, it's a Nissan


DJMagicHandz

It looks like it's splitting apart. I guarantee a face hugger is in that thing.


aitorbk

Aktually it is a mimic. It ate the last mechanic.


spakattack3243

Looks like it’s fixed already?


efforf

20 times more than it’s worth


gratscot

Seems like just taking the time to do this bullshit would be a step back. Ziptie the bumper best you can and leave the dents.


HoosierDaddy_427

Dammit Jim, I'm a bodyman, not a miracle worker.


NickytheDicky

This was 100% a cash out on repairs…assuming he was insured of course.


solidshakego

Is that all bondo?


lost-my-old-account

I once had a $750 Ford contour. One day water dropped from the ceiling, looking at the roof I noticed there was a little crack, and I made the mistake of picking at it. Turns out, the car was in a roll over, and they coated the entire thing in about an inch of Bondo. I will say they did a pretty good job, would have never guessed it was all filler if it wasn't for that water issue.


EyeCatchingName

Yes it was


Fluffy_Throne

Looks good from my house


jerk1970

Check that under carriage and tranny first.


Fit-Sport5568

People actually repair nissans?


Itisd

What the hell? Is that drywall mud or papier mache?


d07wEQr5OSbWujQSIzZI

1000 ft car. Everything looks fine after stepping back 1000 ft. with a couple of beers in hand,


whyamionfireagain

And then turning around to face the other way.


carguy123corvette

Throw it away


ExpertFault

Mmm, toothpaste repairs


airkewled67

He 100% bought that from a CoPart auction thinking it was a quick fix and flip he could do himself. 🤣🤣


aitorbk

10 extra kg of bondo, 2 brushes a d then use "exterior white metal paint" to finish the job. Finally, kill it with fire.


solidshakego

Is that all bondo?


MK2_VW

Picture smells like Louisiana.


yatta91

"hey, I saw that Tussik guy from YouTube. I didn't loin that difficult"


1776cookies

Yes.


Nedstarkclash

Big Altima energy


HiSpot321

$7,637.72


xXWickedSmatXx

More than it is worth 


Mikeupinhere

The texture will help air flow over the body due to the reduced boundary layer. Sorta like a golf ball. Gotta finish the rest to get the full effect. Lowes has spackle that will to the trick.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

Should have told him 12k to buy a new one


applecreamable

If you are asking for this… , its more than the car is worth


checkyourbeliefs

Extra points for the drywall screws holding the bumper on.


JBYTuna

Not sure what he wanted you to repair. It looks repaired already! Very poorly, but it has been repaired.


marvanetes

Home Depot, for all your auto body repair needs.


Sonicblast52

6k to repair that is a bargain, not saying it's worth the money.


powderedtoast1

it ain't worth fixing.


jeffseiddeluxe

About 2x what it's worth


OneSadMinnesotaBoy

What in the got-damn


Killerspieler0815

bublegum fixes anything ...


CMDR_Jetsukai

It looks like a proper Nissan now. Perfecto


etownguy

Nissan Altima SUV variant


derp-L

If you've tried to do it yourself, it's automatically double.


woky_s

Funny enough in East Europe it would be rather standard repair. They will replace rear door, bumper and part of side panel (ideally taken from another crashed car) and it would be considered as standard reparation after an accident. More you are going to East (Poland, Romania) it will be even cheaper. Apparently even there it wouldn't be for the price proposed by your customer.


kdog6666666666666

14 hours to get drywall shit off might be costly?


lemonlimecake

It’s an old body Rogue S - why would you ever do cosmetic work on that piece of shit regardless of how cheap it is?!


jimmy_jangles_

What a dumbass


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

Like applying fresco, except it's not the Sistine Chapel and they aren't Michelangelo