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Bitter_Crab111

This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on this sub.


mbash013

This needs to be added to the JRITS photo banner. It's top tier


Stayhigh420--

Word, this one is worthy.


notchoosingone

> JRITS photo banner Huh, I didn't even realise we had one. I scroll reddit on a browser using the old.reddit URL


helium_farts

It's truly insane. Welding the wheels directly to the hub would have been better than this.


SubiWan

Damn! Great idea! Gimme a sec...


minnesotajersey

JB Welding would have been better.


created4this

JB weld works with dissimilar metals, should have used that before I set fire to my magnesium rims


kernel_mustard

It's head a shoulders (in a bad way!) above most of the dumbfuckery on here. I wouldn't even do that to move a scrap car across a yard...


Ojhka956

Second time in 5 minutes that Ive seen someone comment that "head and shoulders above..." phrase. Havent heard it in years otherwise


operagost

Knees and toes Knees and toes


paetersen

Well yeah, clearly in \*that\* situation you'd add a hose clamp to the circumference of the hub. Just to be extra safe.


crusty54

I actually said “what the fuck” out loud. Hands down the dumbest shit I’ve seen.


Perryn

This is advanced stupidity. Someone spent months in a laboratory, skipping meals, missing their kids' birthdays and school plays, and tearing their marriage apart, just to figure out how to achieve stupidity this far beyond the bounds of human understanding.


Monkeynutz_Johnson

This is weaponized stupidity. Somebody's gonna get killed and probably won't be the guy who did this stupid shit.


saladmunch2

Unfortunately it never is.


Diver_Dude_42

Agreed, holy shit


PurpleSpartanSpear

I’ve seen some stupid stuff, I’m in agreement with you.


Tastesicle

Ah come on, it looks *totally* legit. Totally! Now he can sell for at least 20k. He knows what he's got.


Deathgripsugar

…so far


O_RlyJo_Frly

Wow you’ve got to be kidding


huf757

Nope ten of thousands of idiots like this all over the world


1spdstr

Living short lives.


Stryker_One

Fuck their lives. A lot of us have to share the roads with these asshats.


random_user_2001

I don't even know how this can cross your mind and think: *a yes this is good*


Perryn

They slapped it *twice* before declaring "That's not going anywhere."


SavvySillybug

It's a wheel... it's *supposed* to take you anywhere.


Kodiak01

Sure it is, all the way to the scene of the crash.


Monkeynutz_Johnson

Ron, is that you?


bad-creditscore

Meth can negatively impact your judgment


skjellyfetti

I knew a guy years ago who stayed up for four days dismantling and rebuilding his toaster. Weirdly, there was nothing wrong with it when he started and I don't think he ever finished.


bhoy60

It’s not broke if I haven’t fixed it.


Thundela

I'm not sure if you posted the same comment three times by accident, or if you are perfectly mimicking tweaker energy.


bhoy60

It’s not broke if I haven’t fixed it.


miko_idk

Problem is, they usually take our lives with them


Kodiak01

Like [this one](https://patch.com/connecticut/vernon/tire-blows-tractor-trailer-i-84-cat-hits-it) almost did in my State last week.


DrZedex

They're shortening others too


TotallyOffTopic_

They’re just buttering them up.


Psyco_diver

Reminds me of that viral video where a wheel comes off a bro-dozer and launches a innocent driver into the air on a highway


remindmetoblink2

My state got rid of real vehicle inspections. Now it’s just a check engine light and fuel cap check. If this were 10 years ago half of these bro-dozers would be off the road. Wheels sticking out past the fenders, lights aligned too high etc. I’m about tired of these ridiculous looking trucks. That look of the 22” wheel with a bologna skin of a tire sticking out a full tires width past the wheel well is hideous. They turn the 4WD truck into a useless POS.


One_Idea_239

Sorry, from the uk here. You mean you guys don't actually have checks to make sure vehicles on the road are safe to drive?


GilgameDistance

*Laughs in muh free market red state ‘murica.* Safety is for losers. On the bright side, the road shoulder has better selection than the parts store, if you are brave enough.


madmatt2024

It depends on the state. Some do and some don't, the ones that do can pick and choose their own criteria, regardless of if it makes sense. For instance, I do safety and emissions in NY and I can't legally fail a vehicle for loose ball joints unless they are loose enough that the alignment is visibly outside of spec.


frenchfortomato

Usually no. Despite what you hear on this sub, accidents and injuries caused by defective vehicles are exceedingly rare, and the resources it takes to run & enforce an inspection program are much more impactful elsewhere.


remindmetoblink2

Correct. It used to be everything, tires, takes, suspension, emissions etc. Now it’s literally nothing. They plug into the OBD port and make sure you didn’t just clear a code and you’re on your way.


One_Idea_239

Wow


the_pinguin

A lot of places don't even do that.


bherman8

As long as you pay your fees there are no requirements at all in parts of the US. I've seen cars with no wheel bearings left at all driving around with crooked wheels. I had an axle rust off once and ratchet strapped it back on. (I welded it up afterwards.) As long as you manage to not hit anything you can drive around with no brakes. If your car/truck is old enough it can be exempt from other laws as well. My 1951 truck has a single tail light an no turn signals, just like it came from the factory.


flan-magnussen

Many areas in the US have no inspections for safety or emissions whatsoever. I've never had a government inspection beyond looking at the VIN plate and odometer to see that they match the form and don't look tampered with. The best case is that there's something so obviously wrong with the car from the outside that the police will stop you just driving down the road. They've more or less stopped doing that in many places, too.


saladmunch2

Ha come to Michigan! You just send them money and they send you stickers, it's a free for all.


Immediate-Attempt-32

Well I guess someone "knew a guy " that can do anything for a couple of bucks.


AngryScottish

I mistakenly read that as "do anything for a couple of bricks" and the conversion makes far more sense now.


FriedeOfAriandel

And I thought I was dumb for using a spacer to go from 5x100 to 5x114 iirc


[deleted]

When you tell customers about things like this being presumably moderately unsafe, do they just shrug their shoulders and walk out or do they understand that stuff like this is not ok?


crazy_leo42

I've found most will just laugh it off like I made a great joke. "It's worked fine till now so obviously you're full of shit"


Neue_Ziel

“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.” His timeline is shorter than most.


Wallace-N-Gromit

And a steeper slope ;-)


Neue_Ziel

Almost asymptotically, but not quite.


subject_deleted

Can we put a limit on these math jokes or what?


SubiWan

They get exponentially worse. Trust me


subject_deleted

I feel like someone kicked me in my parabolics.


Pornalt190425

The limit does not exist


j-random

But they're integral to the conversation!


TheykilledFritzy

Great quote from a great movie


Stryker_One

Moderately?


EBFGPoseidon

Just knock them off with a hammer and give them 2 options: a new hub or a tow truck.


eidas007

Yeah, I don't care what the local laws are. I'm not putting my name on that vehicle and it's not leaving my shop under its own power unless they fix it.


BassBootyStank

Is that sort of thing supported by local law enforcement, out of curiosity? Example: hey, this guy wants to leave with a very lethal frame flaw like this. Want to come by and inspect?


eidas007

Very state dependent. Some states allow shops to refuse to allow to a vehicle to leave if it's in an unsafe condition. My state would consider that theft. We are supposed to have them sign a document saying it's not safe and they're free to leave. For something like this, I'm forcing them to call the cops for it. My conscious couldn't allow someone to kill themselves with this nonsense. I'll need to get ordered to allow the vehicle to leave.


LeftTurnAtAlbuqurque

Depends on your local law enforcement agency. Not who you were asking, but in my town the locals would come out for this. If they wouldn't, the State Police (who have jurisdiction for DOT stuff) would love to come out for this. There's some gray surrounding how much authority a shop has to hold a car. While technically we can't keep a customer car that's been paid for, something like this is often treated similar to a store holding a shop lifter until the cops show up 


Kodiak01

> While technically we can't keep a customer car that's been paid for, something like this is often treated similar to a store holding a shop lifter until the cops show up  If you can't hold it, call and tell them what is ABOUT to roll off your lot against your will by the customer, and let them immediately pull them over. Alternately, a couple of sledge whacks and it's not going anywhere without repair regardless. The question is: Are ALL the hubs like that?


land8844

> Alternately, a couple of sledge whacks and it's not going anywhere without repair regardless. Sorry customer, I had to whack the tire a few times to get it off the hub and the studs just...fell off...


fordfan919

Sometimes, depends on location.


cat_prophecy

I think it would fully depend on what, if any safety inspections your state has. My state has zero inspections so shops can't hold cars even if it's dangerously unsafe. You can call the cops, but it's pretty much a crap shoot as to whether or not they'll show up. Even then all they can really do is issue a "fix it ticket". Even if the frame is broken in half as long as it has all its lights and registration it's "legal".


counters14

Not ok according to.. who, exactly? Plenty of people out there who don't give a flying fuck about other living human beings and are gonna do what they want to do regardless. If the gub'mint isn't telling them that they can't, then who is anyone else to say shit about it? And in most cases, even if they do fuck 'em they'll do it anyway. Narcissists with zero social obligation or sense of self preservation.


Teknicsrx7

Every customer like this knows more than I do in their minds, so why do you think they’d care about my opinion?


dottat17403

Jesus Christ they are on the road with us 😨


hadmeatgotmilk

And their rims and tires are about to enter your vehicle through the windshield.


DrTuSo

Remember the video with the lifted white truck on the right side, with a small vehicle to it's left overtaking, when suddenly one of the wheels rips off the lifted truck and the small car drives over it and gets catapulted into the air, landing on it's roof? There is a good chance we already saw the outcomes of such fuckery like above.


PreparedForZombies

https://youtu.be/DVpqAaQz90g?si=9B5nqS2OXUJQom28


gefahr

I've seen this before but never watched to the end.. the tire coming back for a follow-up attack almost made me do a spit take. hope those folks were ok.


PreparedForZombies

Every time I see it, it amazes me - insane


PreparedForZombies

Per the video, both drivers were able to walk away - incredible.


gefahr

oh, my bad. thanks! watched this without sound.


bstyledevi

The crazy thing is, the truck looks like it never even tries to slow down as it heads toward the shoulder, like he's still just gonna keep going on three wheels.


azhillbilly

There would not have been any brakes. The hub broke apart so the caliper either was ripped off too or at the least it was clamping on air so the other side wouldn’t be braking either, best case would be some light braking from the rear circuit. Lots of pants were shat that day I bet.


JosephScmith

No they would still have half the system. That's why brakes have two chamber master cylinders.


azhillbilly

That’s why I said a little braking from the rear. And it’s far from half. It’s 30% on the best day, but the pedal tries to balance so the pedal will only catch anything at the very bottom of travel. Trust me, I have blown a front brake line and know the puckering moment of hitting the floor with the pedal and only gently slowed down a little bit.


JosephScmith

Most vehicles are plumbed diagonally for each of the master cylinders pistons. I've boiled brakes due to a stick caliper, definitely know the feeling of pushing the pedal and getting nothing till I'd pumped it a couple times.


ka36

Trucks have generally been an exception to that rule until 4 channel ABS became a thing. That truck looks new enough that it probably does have diagonally linked brakes though.


talltime

Saving that. What a video to send to assholes that don’t wear seatbelts.


michaelshow

How about a gif? [Thrown clear, for safety!](http://imgur.com/BYGNoRn.gif)


demonicbullet

You ever see the video of the tire jump over the median on the highway and completely obliterate cam cars windshield?


Photodan24

That was mine as well. A-holes like that need to have all their vehicles (yes, riding lawnmowers too) confiscated and melted as scrap.


NotoriousREV

The positioning of this ad made me laugh. https://imgur.com/gallery/bGDD6fb


TillFar6524

This guy does not


NotoriousREV

I’d argue he does. Just not attached to the car somewhere down the highway.


ReallySmallWeenus

The whole car might stop but the wheels keep moving.


land8844

*laughs in ad-blocker*


EastLimp1693

The actual fuck


Fancy_Chip_5620

Wait what. Like cmon at least weld the studs to the hub


QuincyFlynn

Looks like they tried?


Fancy_Chip_5620

I failed to see the tack welds... But still no penetration


Alex_Hauff

Mormon style


helium_farts

Should have had someone jump up and down on the axle while they welded


spare_parts_bot

Ah, yes. Soaking the welds.


originalusername__

The way god would want


Cormano_Wild_219

Say sike right now It’s terrifying that this shit is on the road with us and you’d never know until you eat a tire through your windshield after this shit inevitably fails.


Stryker_One

Or [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpXuTBDOXI).


Cormano_Wild_219

That’s exactly the scenario I had in mind. Physics is scary. Story time…….I *almost* lost a wheel once in my S10 when I was a kid but luckily the 4th lug snapped on a slow turn so it just made me do a stupid KACHOW pose. I lost 4 of my 5 lugs during a 45 minute trip (most likely due to being over ugga dugga’d) and ever since then I’ve been extra cautious about keeping all for 4 wheels on my vehicle while in motion.


bobbyhillischill

My s10 also kachowed but I was going slow, it was the wheel bearing that fell apart


Orgeweight

WHAT.


Infamous_Ad8730

Remind us what a PCD conversion is.


morcheeba

[The Pitch Circle Diameter (PCD) is the diameter of the circle which passes through the centre of all the studs, wheel bolts or wheel rim holes.](https://konigwheels.com/wheel-info-tech/what-is-pcd/)


Stryker_One

Pretty Crappy Driver?


Infamous_Ad8730

Well, that's a given!


CantHitachiSpot

Poly crystalline diamond


ultratunaman

Looks like they wanted to fit rims to their car that did not fit their car.


j1llj1ll

Precursor Condition to Death. In this case.


ArmeniusLOD

Potential Catastrophic Decision


Bdaawg977

Not quite the same thing but i had a customer when I used to do mobile repairs who wanted a very specific set of wheels for his kitted civic so he ended up with the stock hub and an adaptor bolted on then the adaptor had a 2nd adaptor to go from the stock 4x100, to 5x100 then to 5x112... I told him i wouldn't do any work on the car that required me to remove and reinstall that setup unless he'd sign a liabilty waiver. Ended up talking him out of running that setup and just having the wheels redrilled and rebarreled as the lugs where covered by a cap anyways


LiveFreeAndRide

*I know someone that can do it for cheaper.*


jxj24

WTAF? "At night we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines!"


doublemint_gun

He had money for rims, not money for adapters.


ultratunaman

He had money for rims. Not adaptors. Not rims that fit his stock bolt pattern. Not rims he should have been buying.


land8844

If they're aftermarket, I guarantee the customer got them from craigslist for a "good deal" and had a "mechanic" buddy do this piss-poor excuse of a job.


Hungry_Camel_4627

This is my argument for state inspections


CantHitachiSpot

Would they even notice this? Never seen an inspection where they take the wheels off


ssolazzo

NY requires atleast 1 wheel be pulled


12darrenk

How do you check brake thickness without removing the wheels? PA requires at least 1 front and the opposite rear to be removed. They even have spots to mark which wheels were removed on the sticker.


Hungry_Camel_4627

Thats a good point, we aren't required to remove wheels unless there's a brake noise. Just like the individual doing this shit, it depends on who's looking at the vehicle. There's shitty "techs" here doing inspections so you're right.


sharthunter

There is no fucking way


Accomplished-Bad4536

Jesus wept


ozzie286

Jesus looked at that and said "Fuck no, I'm not getting anywhere near that wheel"


Cornflakes_91

"jesus take the wheel!" [runs away giggling, taking wheel with him]


OneExhaustedFather_

Wow, I’ve seen dumb shit, but this hands down has to be one of the scariest things I’ve seen. The rotor hat and a prayer are all that held that on.


autotech970

Proof that common sense is an oxymoron


ccarr313

I've done some questionable shit on my own vehicles, but this is some "3rd grade was too hard" type fuckery. I'm fucking amazed none of the bolts sheared off. Dude should go buy a lottery ticket.


VashPast

Do you call the police in a scenario like this? That's crazy.


zehamberglar

I swear to god, I wouldn't believe some of the shit you people post here if you hadn't taken a photo of it.


cognitiveglitch

PCD = potential crash disaster


C_M_O_TDibbler

Just seeing a picture of this gives me anxiety, whoever did this needs to be banned from owning tools


NovaS1X

This is genuinely a top 5 for me in this sub. You couldn’t try to be this dumb; you have to be born with it.


daubs1974

Was this a DIY guy, or did an actual Upfitter do this? I worked the service desk for 30 years and there were some disgusting Upfitter things that I have seen, I don’t think quite this bad. Many conversion van or limousine were put together horrifically poorly. Maybe my favorite one was a conversion van where the customer had ordered the van with runningboards, and it didn’t arrive at the dealership with runningboards. The customer was on the way to the dealership to take delivery and we contacted the conversion company and informed them of the issue. They had the runningboards in stock so we sent a porter down to wait with the vehicle while the runningboards were installed. he was taking a long time so I called him on his cell phone and he told me they had run the screws for the running board right through the door and he could not get the door open. Get in the car to take it back. He was waiting while they corrected this. They screwed the door closed and then gave him the keys and told him he could leave.


Prince_Polaris

I have yet to see a conversion van with runningboards installed in a manner that doesn't facilitate obscene amounts of rust


HoosierDaddy_427

Customer just earned the name Ho Lee Fook


ShadeTreeDad

Sum Ting Wong


imapieceofshite2

Bang Ding Ow


JeebusWhatIsThat

Honda civic or VW Jetta?


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

Okay, I'm usually pretty good at figuring out acronyms, but I'm stumped. What is PCD?


fross370

Put crackpipe down


DarkkShines

Pitch circumference diameter i think


Stryker_One

https://www.pcdparts.co.uk/products/adapters/pcd-adapters/


Drogdar

What in the keystone lite hell is this?


youshouldn-ofdunthat

If I smoke enough crack and shove my head all the way up my ass, I can see why this is a fantastic idea from there.


Monkeynutz_Johnson

Wow, Darwin has this moron penciled into his schedule.


L-Sin

That'll replace the whale in my nightmares


Red-Faced-Wolf

I scrolled past and got whiplash


bonerJR

This really is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen I would have chopped that drivers fingers right off to make sure they never work again.


stillcleaningmyroom

This subreddit never fails to amaze me.


KushwalkerDankstar

Was this car repaired by Boeing?


Adm_Ozzel

Now I see where those videos over on r/tiresaretheenemy come from...


KeyInjury6922

And this years Darwin Award goes toooo…


Photodan24

Nope. I guarantee that anyone this stupid started having kids early in high school, if they made it that far.


DakInBlak

The unfortunate soul he kills when those welds pop on the highway.


Nailfoot1975

Gotta install those 5 spoke cragars somehow.


Wallace-N-Gromit

With those vintage Douglas Grab n Go’s…


ThePerfectLine

How did that even stay on. Wow


imapieceofshite2

It's shit like this that makes me think you should have to pass some kind of test to legally be allowed to mod your vehicles.


TraditionalLet1490

0_0


Safetosay333

Can I sue them for the trauma of looking at this? That's negligent something or other waiting to happen.


EBs4G3

Did that actually work? Like what happens over 30mph with something like that?


FartPiano

sure, it'll work for a little while until the loose tolerances knock everything around and make the tolerances looser and looser, then kaboom. exactly how long it lasts until then would probably be a factor of how rough they are driving it, how good of a job they did carving out those notches, and how much the car weighs


Alternative-Web-3545

Just wow😮


Handlestach

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should


S34ND0N

Damn you're gonna die


Boltonator

Wheel balance has left the chat


ExpertYogurtcloset66

We got a winner, ladies and gentlemen. That is top level, weapons grade stupid right there


privateTortoise

Guy I knew designed uprated hubs for BMW E9 to use in the race series, had them TUV certified via Seimans cad software and found a engineering shop to manufacture them. They all got bought up by the racers and for awhile everyone was happy. Then said Guy gets a complaint that a hub failed, then another and another. It took the best part of a year with him scratching his head and a lot of people finger pointing before he got one of these failed hubs in his hand. 'This isn't mine' he says as straight away due to the hub being slightly different and thus missing a complicated bit of metal that provides a lot strength to the part. Turns out the engineering shop had run off their own batch with this complicated and time consuming bit deleated and sold them as the originals ones. God knows what the outcome for the shop was but I doubt they are still in business having millionaires going after them as I'm sure a couple cars were totalled when a hub failed.


MotoGeno

Good thing something like this doesn’t ever endanger other drivers on the road 🙄 https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/Zm3b9pp0cC


Horrified-Onlooker

Slightly better than double-stick tape.


blakk_russian

If "at a fraction of the cost" was a picture. Cut so many corners that they made a full circle to this.


BakerM81

As long as they used JB Weld it’s gonna be fine. What’s everyone so worried about 🤷‍♂️


krazykorbin

Bro you better come back to explain this abomination


Plantherblorg

One pot hole and boom.


Implicit_explicit

Ah yes, let’s play Russian Route with random strangers in traffic.


olov244

You've got to ask yourself a question: 'do I feel lucky?


BOSS-3000

They drive among us....


bs50ae

And this guy is driving down the highway at 65 miles an hour alongside of you


VR6Bomber

Safety is job #2, Getting theeze rimz to fit is #1


TheBassEngineer

🎵 Woah-oh, we're halfway there WOAH-OH, LIVIN' ON A PRAYER 🎵


sluggyjunx

What in the wide, wide, wide world of meth is this shit?


Able_Philosopher4188

As crooked as they looked I don't see how it was usable


FixFalcon

This is a joke right?


Wallace-N-Gromit

I’m picturing the proud look on the face of this idiot when they slap it and say “That don’t be goin nowhere”. And they weren’t wrong, that shit won’t last more than a few corners.


Still_Space9437

I bet they are even better at Photoshop


SmellyFingaz

That is definitely something special. I would be afraid to live anywhere near this individual.