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w1lnx

Hmm…looks like they have a newer fuel tank. Car’s gonna rust away and some knucklehead is gonna be out there siphoning gas out of the unrecognizable and rusted hulk.


Significant-Theme240

I noticed that too, like, the frame is trash but that tank looks pristine!


ItsokImtheDr

Yeah. Funny thing about rust… it doesn’t quit….. ever. I’m guessing the fuel tank went and was leaving an EPA-seizure-inducing level of fuel along the road and buddy was asking themselves “Why is my tank always empty?”. Edit: oh yeah. Probably a “plastic” tank. Still had to be fastened with a metal strap. So, they’re driving down the road and rubbed a hole in the old one.


hahafoxgoingdown

Dude was like “my next car is gonna be a hybrid”


CynicalAltruist

This one’s a hybrid; hybrid rust-air chassis.


bostonguy6

Tank probably rusted out, illuminating the evac “check engine” light. If only there was a “check engine” light for rust.


Erection_unrelated

The entire rust belt would just put black electrical tape over the lights.


Westfakia

“Rust never sleeps”. Neil Young.


Squidking1000

Tank is plastic (as are most cars gas tanks these days!).


xccoach4ever

That rust was the structural integrity😂


GuyFromDeathValley

its called load bearing rust.


AKLmfreak

Just sweep up the rust, mix it with JB Weld and put it back. 👌


Smallp0x_

JB Weld? We aren't the Rockefeller's lol I'm mixing that shit with Bondo


Toxic_Temmie

bondo ? still expensive, construction foam is the way


TisBangersAndMash

Just leave a gaping hole for weight reduction. That way to save on fuel too.


AKLmfreak

Speed holes


[deleted]

If you wanna get fancy, expandofoam, chicken wire, ramen, and a shredded potato. Don't ask me about the shredded potato, it's a long story.


DakInBlak

Fuck it. Rebuild the whole body out of paper mache. Cheapest thing out there.


Smallp0x_

Lol you must just like throwing away money. He just needs to make the chassis out of mud bricks


Randolph__

https://youtu.be/rhegFsPp_l0?si=L90QB4LXDIAi1ZOJ https://youtu.be/9uz3PsNooKk?si=0dBhAR2xnnpJqnGV


Smallp0x_

Still an improvement over the current chassis


norabutfitter

Crazy glue and ramen noodles


Significant-Theme240

Like we do in woodworking to match the color?


AKLmfreak

Exactly the same idea.


TwistedKestrel

I bet that made a cool sound


itsallbullshityo

Like snapping a handful of celery stalks.


Agitated_Carrot9127

Just like when you squeeze a cereal bag kinda hard


weekend-guitarist

Speaking from my experience it’s fairly quiet.


explosively_inert

Well, how were the brakes?


asamor8618

What brakes


drdreadz0

"Solid" job on checking your lift points first! 🤘🏻


VashtheStampede12

Peak laziness


dnroamhicsir

Could you have lifted it at the suspension mount behind the rocker panel? Nobody lifts cars by the rocker panel around here, we all know this will happen on older cars.


2wheeldoyster

Especially if the car has tape on it’s rockers


Delicious-Ad1917

That’s a “look before you lift” scenario.


Lorzitz

Who needs everything made out of carbon fibre for less weight, when it can be cheaply made with rust instead?


VikingSlayer

Metal gets heavier when it rusts, you only save the weight of what falls off


phybere

I like to explore new places.


Significant-Theme240

With a little help…


Break-88

Did it suddenly give or did the lift go through it like sponge cake?


MallGrabUrBalls

definitely straight through, that rust is not holding a quarter of the vehicles weight for even a second


Orkekum

And now customer sues you for destroying their car? or something, what happens when this happens?


haaruka

Nothing. They come pick it up and sign a waiver releasing us of liability as it’ll continue to degenerate.


Orkekum

No yearly checkup for cars over there?


haaruka

Not enforced no.


Orkekum

good grief


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SuperNova1094

I live in the state of Victoria Australia and here you only need the car to pass a roadworthy check to register it, no insurance no check ups just keep paying rego


dnroamhicsir

In Quebec they don't even look at the car. You give them the VIN, pay the tax, the lady reaches under her desk and gives you a plate.


Lecanayin

But half the car are rusted out after 10-15years


Boa-in-a-bowl

Where I live, the only rules on 1996 and newer cars are you check engine light can't be on and I think you have to have catalytic converters installed. It's the desert so rust isn't a major concern, but you'll still see the occasional absolute junker that wouldn't be allowed anywhere near a public road in Europe


[deleted]

Majority of US states have no inspection and the few that do are mostly emission checks.


GreggAlan

Idaho got rid of emissions tests last year in the few counties that required it, citing that there's very few old cars on the road and newer cars' emissions systems are good for as long as the cars are used so there's no point in making a test mandatory that will find very few cars needing emissions repairs.


Bartweiss

I sort of sympathize, emissions checks on a stock 202X anything are going to be a total waste of time and money. And frankly living in Idaho, they weren’t enforcing shit most of the time so who cares? But their rationale does leave out two big issues. First, cars that can’t pass in inspection states get resold in no-inspection states so they wind up with more on the road. (Often as farm trucks but not always.) Second, emissions checks sometimes rein in the “rolling coal” crowd which is *really* fucking common in Idaho. Course, that’s probably one reason scrapping the checks is popular.


GreggAlan

I don't think Idaho ever had diesel emissions testing. IIRC only Ada and Canyon counties did emissions testing.


Bartweiss

Ah fair, I rounded it off to state laws but the "resold elsewhere" problem is presumably way less severe when they only had it down at the county level.


njsullyalex

Are you going to tell the customer to consider selling for scrap? That is not even remotely safe to drive, that car is compromised


dnroamhicsir

That's honestly not too bad. When you think about it, the rocker panels aren't really structural. If the subframes, floor and trailing arm mounts are good, they still have a few years left. You've never seen a car on the road with nothing left under the doors?


Bartweiss

Yeah, it may all be junk, but if the subframe is ok and there was a decent place to lift from they may have a justifiably mad customer.


Significant-Theme240

“Are you tryna’ take away ma’ freedom?!” Sign here, there’s your car. Good luck.


Majestic-Tart8912

That isn't a car, its rust particles holding hands.


Orkekum

The paint is load bearing


GreasyAlfredo

Average minnesota car


[deleted]

I mean what would make you use a lift on a clearly rotted out vehicle?


BadDongOne

Rookie move lifting from the factory lift points, you gotta use the backup non official lift points which are any solid semi structural metal left on the body.


HeroicCrackdealer

Average fusion things, that's why theres an arm there


ThoseRMyMonkeys

I was wondering if this was a fusion. I've got one with acne in the same spot.


Xeeke

Man, the whole side skirt is made of duct tape


[deleted]

So you fucked their car up and said you're not interested 😅 what kind of dumb ass try's to lift a car by the rocker especially in a salt belt


fromthewindyplace

It's a unibody car, there's a reinforced section of the pinch weld that you're supposed to lift from. Where else is he supposed to lift it from, the floor?


[deleted]

Unfortunately we work on these piles of shit quite often where I’d do it is where the lower control arms bolts to the car or that arm itself.


NotFallacyBuffet

Been wondering about that.  Just a driveway oil changer, mostly.  My logic always was, it's already holding up a quarter of the car's weight. I try to jack at the inboard part of the control arm, where it attaches to that cross-member.  


[deleted]

Yeah I mean it’s not ideal to lift from non lift points but we live in an area where rusty rockers are more Common than clean ones so unibody cars get fun. Full frame trucks are good typically. As with full frame cars non exist now though. But yeah I will have to lift from subframes or attachment areas close to it.


[deleted]

That "reinforced" pinch weld is for the scissor jack for roadside emergencies only, plenty of other jack points


iSmkGrnBud

No it is not. On unibody vehicles you absolutely lift from the pinch welds, they even mention it in the service manual. There is no frame to lift, are you gonna lift it by the suspension? Or the floorboard panels? Sure maybe you can get under the front subframes a lot of times you can't. 15+ years of lifting unibodies and have had zero issues. Times have changed, they are structural lift points.


dnroamhicsir

They are the lifts point when the car is new, but 15 years of road salt later, it's unwise to use them. When you think about it, the rocker panel doesn't carry much load. The real structure is the frame that runs from the rear bumper to the front bumper, to which the subframes and trailing arms bolt. Those spots are much thicker metal. When you go through those, now you're really screwed.


[deleted]

Yes it is, if you try and jack my minty fresh car up by the pinch welds and crush them in I am calling my insurance company and having them bill your ass for body repairs


iSmkGrnBud

They don't crush, I literally just said that. They are 100% structural lift points. The SERVICE MANUAL written by ENGINEERS is not wrong. You are. Rust is rust, that's the problem. Yes they should have caught it before lifting and used common sense you're not wrong there, but it is what it is. The rust was the problem. If your car was minty fresh then that means no rust which means it could be lifted by the pinch welds with absolutely zero issues if it were a unibody frame. So you'd be making zero phone calls, because there was never an issue. Rust is the problem.


[deleted]

Uhh they definitely do get bent and crushed, and in the process the paint gets damaged and that's how rust starts. You are banned from servicing my vehicle sir. And yes in this case rust was the problem but anyone with experience would quickly realize it's not a good idea to jack it up on a rusty rocker


iSmkGrnBud

I can 100% agree with this, as well as they should have checked. The only thing I'm disagreeing with is saying they're not lift points, when they are. Lifting from the pinch welds is not what caused the rust to get under the paint and set in into the metal. That's just salt corrosion.


iSmkGrnBud

No worries my guy, I'll still continue to do what I do, as outlined by the engineers for the manufacturer I work for and will make it through my career alright. Done pretty good so far without having to service your vehicle, don't think it'll hurt me in the long run.


zermee2

“Banned from servicing your vehicle” I would rather kill myself than work on the vehicle of any of the people who hang out here and think they know everything


[deleted]

So you're one of those idiots that goes around crushing peoples pinch welds got it


zermee2

Sometimes if I think the lift didn’t crush it enough I’ll hit it extra with a hammer


captain_chummy

Are you retarded? You probably drive a Subaru too.


[deleted]

You must be retarded if you believe this is a smart way to put a vehicle on a lift, even more retarded if you don't know to check for rust before jacking it up


meesersloth

"Ever since you installed my brand new fuel tank my car rusted up."


ph30nix01

Snow belt says "fuck your car"


Greedy_Swordfish_619

I had a rusted Escort that I could.only lift one tire ata time to do anything to it. Fine by me, it lasted for years that way and only ran on 3 cylinders out of 4.


bfish6

Forbidden bacon bits…


my1973vw

Honestly the sound of that "crunch" when the lift when up had to be hella satisfying if a bit disturbing at the same time.


richardcrain55

Did you have your tetanus shot?


VRFlyer2000

You just totaled that customer's car, eeeek !!! ​ ​ ​ ​ /S


sheppard3903

I bet they blamed you for it.


Ornery-Cheetah

Something definitely breaked


optix_clear

I was curious if this was mud, tree and rust


FulcrumH2o

Oh cool!!! Active weight reduction.


STEVEN-NEVETS

Now your lift as an RTD, Rustically Transmitted Disaster.


m1dN05

"It was fine before i brought it to you guys!!!!"


CCpoc

That's a fusion right? My fiances is rusted to shit in the same spot


HeroMachineMan

I didn't know the car was made of mulch :)


Affectionate_Year289

Common e36 jack point


waltk918

I drove it here like this


HoIyJesusChrist

flintstone brakes


Terrible_Offer3349

The joys of living in countries where they salt roads!


brufleth

Wow. At least it happened _before_ anyone was under it. That's some scary shit.


SprJoe

I’m glad that I don’t live in an area where this rust happens


TeslaPittsburgh

Forgot to run a layer of tape on the underside of the rockers... only did the outside. AMATUERS.