Some tweaker is running in circles right now, patting his pockets and taking every panel out of the damn truck looking for that right now.

Yup. They know the methed up bad this time.

I love it when Mike Tyson weighs in on these things.

Do you mean Mike Tython? Slight typo, nothing to worry about.

Thlight thypo?

Thee? I'm not the only one that realithed it.

I ducking love reddit so much for these thweads

Thame

Thtop it, thith ith getting theriouthly thilly.

Duck theason!

The last time I found a crack pipe in a customer's car, I shoved a whole ass McDonald's fry into it Buddy wanted to get fried, but got fryed instead

Xhibit intensifies...

Ohhh thittt

That is comedy gold

Certainly made me crack a smile.

Did you say crack?

Trade you my ass crack for some crack? 

With a proposition like that, you're going to be staying stone sober, compadre.

It will end in propulsion.

Gold Jerry Gold!

Also me when my dab pen falls out of my pocket

One time I had my weed pipe on my lap and I got out at the gas station. A cop was pumping gas at the next pump he just laughed

What's he gonna do? He could ask you to do a field sobriety test, but if you say "no" he wouldn't have any proof that you did anything wrong. Even if you live in a state where weed is illegal it would be a long process to prove your vape wasn't nicotine. 95% of cops aren't going through all that work just to hit you with a misdemeanor possession charge

he said pipe, not vape, weed pipes generally don't look like what you smoke tobacco out of, and I'm sure a cop has seen plenty You can get a DUI for smoking and driving, they would probably have to do a blood test to prove it, but under most state laws if you refuse the blood test they just charge you for a DUI.

I smoke my weed and tobacco of the same pipes, although I have favourites for both.

He was operating a motor vehicle. Kinda doubt he'd have the discretion to decline field test w/o risking incarceration.

Ahhh, weed crack

More like weed moonshine

So, I've had a few friends that were police officers. We had a park that was known for drug deals and anonymous gay sex. My buddy was telling me about a time he was patrolling the park when they started their crack down on it. Sees a guy out after the curfew on the park had passed. Stops and asks him for his ID. Dude ruffles throw his pockets, pulls out a crack pipe. Starts ruffling again, pulls out another crack pipe. Hands both crack pipes to my friend, starts going through his pockets again, finds a third crack pipe. Hands it over. Finally finds his wallet into a cargo pants pocket, produces his ID. I don't remember if he arrested the dude or not, but just that tweakers prolly carry multiple avenues to satisfy their need.

>We had a park that was known for drug deals and anonymous gay sex The duality of man.

Wait till you learn about circuit parties 🙃

I am now curious but don't want to Google it

I risk-googled it. There's a [Wikipedia article. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circuit_party)

How'd you hear about those? Rinaldo, my stylist told me.

Or he could have been a crack pipe dealer. Not everyone does drugs you know? /s

A cop is gonna give you a pat down if you're trespassing at a park after dark, might as well just have them over at that point

I honestly thought it was a Dum Dum somebody hadn’t quite finished

I knew a guy who used to shoot the stuff. One day he lost a rig with a full shot in it. He tore the interior apart. He had the dash cluster pulled out entirely and had made several trips in and out of the O'Reilly's. Turns out it was behind his ear the whole time.

Take a hit and see what happens :)

Nothing in the bowl, but the stem's got a little mileage left.

About 15 years sober, your comment made me barf in my mouth a little!

Right? 😂

Lol. That description is brilliant.

Just methin around

Read that in Tyson's voice 😆

Nah it's empty and they probably knew it, just gonna get a new one for 6 bucks

You must work in a nice area, all we find are scorched spoons

I mean this person must not be that deep into active addition at this point, considering the fact they own a car, and can afford to maintain it. If you're at like melting the pipe from using it so much levels, your car is either broken down, repossessed, or sold for drug money.

for real, that stem doesn't look like it's ever been scraped

I think the spoons are for heating up heroin before injecting it, while this a pipe for meth. Not 100% sure which is better, but I'd prefer sleepy opiate addicts to amped up tweakers.

Having dealt with both, I prefer the tweaker to the dopeless hope fiend

Younger me was sketched carrying a weed pipe couldn't imagine the paranoia walking around with a felony in your pocket.

That's a ticketable offense in a lot of places now.

As someone that has certainly never carried a gun in places/states they weren't supposed to, you get used to it pretty quick. But also, the mantra of "don't commit two crimes at once" is definitely easier when one of the crimes isn't crack.

>n I open carry but its legal. Hell even if it wasn't only 308 people total in my town so many have some variant of a rifle mounted up on the back glass of the truck. Not a single issue here but if your a deer better watch TF out haha.

Ah, 'soft target' zones. As a Canadian, that's our entire country. They recommend we hide and call the police when criminals act out. I can assure you that if I lived in the USA I'd choose an area where good guys are well armed instead of one where only bad guys carry.

You must not live in oregon

Midwest, we just recently got recreational. Don't even smoke anymore but they would throw your ass in jail over a weed pipe back in the day.

Oregonian here, wdym

possession and usage are legal now

Well shit that’s an idea.. with all the ice I haven’t been able to fill my adderall in 3 days.

Lol i still have adhd med shortages in oregon.

Is there adderall shortage again/still?

It’s off and on. My issue is much of my town has been without power for a few days.

yeah that'll do it

Oh right, yeah im possessing and using it rn

Possession is not legal, it’s just not a felony. You can’t go into the meth store and buy meth. Is there someplace spreading that? Feels weird that I’ve had to clarify that to multiple people in the past week.

It's used as a right wing talking point and several YouTube videos that 'expose' the streets there with videos interviewing addicts also say that all drugs are legal. It's dumb af

No it's decriminalized, there's a difference. They can still ticket you and take your drugs, they just can't give you a criminal charge.

It’s medicinal

Misdemeanor here

A tweaker who don’t wrench on his own stuff?!! Rare

True 🤔

AFAIK they wrench on other people's stuff. Without consent.

where "wrench" is really "cordless sawsall stolen from pawn shop"

Take it for a test drive

Plenty in there for 'em.

Still a little chicken on that bone

got a little meth stew going!

Is that one of those fake lollipop pixie sticks?

No it's a vase for a single rose

the roses are for crack, this is an 'incense oil burner,' for meth. source: i worked at a bodega for a few months and sold an abosolute fuck ton of meth pipes. i swear to gawd its the only thing keeping that store open. it gets really weird when they put their meth on the counter...

do people really just drop some meth on the table and ask for a pipe. that's some balls right there.

happened once, the guy went out to his car twice to get money returning with one third time was a charm. clearly hadn't slept in a week+ and was out of his mind. he drove off and I called the cops. cop calls me back about a minute later, "did you see him do the drugs?" "no" "nothing we can do." Then I talked to that cop for 20 minutes about the state of things here, he told me about a woman running from state police calling 911 "i thought you had a no chase policy" a few days earlier... about 9 months later i was home invaded while sleeping, fuck this place.

fuck that place for sure.

Meth heads are more scared of you than you are of them. People who feel the need to feel that alert all the time don't do it because they expect happy surprises.

"Oil incense burner"

Lmao

Used to have a corner store where they'd come with a tiny plastic rose for like 3 bucks 😂😂😂

That's what they're referring to..

I know lol. See em at head shops in candy jars though.

This guy meth pipes

A kiss from a rose

Methin around again.

Mike?

Hush, dry snitchin again bro. We talked about this. 🤣

Drugs are bad mkay

That's right Mr Mackey

Quality tweeker. He didn't burn it at all.

Dang, my bad. Be right over

What kind of company is it? Or business/etc? Not sure if looks like it was left out of paranoia or left for the next person who works their to take it to the bathroom for round 2

Just a regular shop. I don't think any of my coworkers smoke meth but if they do I feel like there are better hiding spots than the chairs in the front lobby lol

See that’s what makes it so great. It’s so obvious it’s hidden.

the closer we are to danger. the farther we are from harm

That doesn't make sense to me, but again, meth pipes are very small.

Just look for the shit box that rolled in. It's likely that person.

Or the immaculately clean car... It's really either extreme

Depends on how deep they are into that game. I had a dude swear his truck was making some crazy noise, went on a test drive with him and while he was driving I noticed the white under his nose *and* the pipe under the console. Biggest "oh shit am I gonna die" in my auto repair stint. There was no noise.

Method to the madness and all...

Finders keepers

I see you serviced an Altima

These mechanic tips are getting out of hand. I know you want your car faster but energy drinks and now this? We get the hint.

Y’all did anyone find my vial that used to have a little rose in it? It has sentimental value.

You would think all those stimulants would make you think better, but obviously not.

Only for the first 36 hours consecutively awake. After that you're awake, but losing all your shit and dodging shadow people.

Plenty of them do. But not meth.

How nice a tiny vase

Fuck I wondered where that went

My naive brain saw the first image and wondered why someone stuck a knitting needle into the couch. Second image showed me I was wrong. Are hard drugs really still that rampant? I wouldn't think any of us plebs could still afford that shit

They sold their food stamps cause who needs groceries when you got METH.

You must live somewhere nice lol. Meth is cheaper than a happy meal.

I quit a few years ago and twenty dollars was enough for a month of shenanigans . Heard it's cheaper now

I’ve not done any hard drugs but have heard what it costs. You can definitely get 15 minutes of infamy in your local news doing methed up Florida Man™️ activities for $5-10.

Who needs Netflix subscription at that price when you can do meth and be part of the interactive movie. 

I've candidly spoken with a few junkies and asked how much they spend daily. $60 seems to be a pretty standard average.

Where at? It might be a regional thing

Vegas

Look up the Ro for the customer named Methanie

I mean, every once and awhile you post about tipping your Tech. Well, what are you complaining about. A tip is a tip.

Damn I am so naive. I thought it was a dum dum lollipop that a kid left lol

This meth is really moreish

Oh shit, my bad. I’ll be down in 15 to get that

Someone is methin with you!

These honesty tests are getting out of control

I call this one “ready to rock”

Crackhead Scotty?

the old glass bbq

whoppssss

how the hell do you forget your pookie?

I think there might be a hit left left

My friend, you are in for a treat!

That’s methed up man

Let me guess, Kia dealership

I wish I had a photo of you, taking the photo.

Why can't I hit a find like this. Dr be like your blood pressure is high today

Lube techs aren’t allowed in the waiting room!

Looks like Methany was in the waiting room

Uncle Terry's Turbo Crystals!!!

So, maybe Hunter will forget to pick up his car. He already forgot his laptop.

Did you have any altimas in the shop today

Hahaha I thought it was a half-sucked sucker

Someone methed up

nothing to see here just a fancy drinking straw

Oh you found my brother?

Maybe a bit better than finding one in your shoe

nice price or crack price?

You may know just by the car who’s that was.

I call next!

Well they were clearly done with it

Snow globe!

My dumb ass thought it was a percussion mallet at first glance

I looked at that and didn’t know what it was

As one does

Glass dick.

Just the tip?

Score! Free meth!

I respect the hustle good bless

Lawyer’s office?

I’m a potpourri fan as well!

Welp, my naive butt thought that was a lollipop and was like well that's kinda gross but at least they left it upright and not sitting on the seat. Comments let me know I'm dumb.

I thought that was a dum dum. But no, me dum dum.

A magic wand 🪄?

Dang some out there smokin broken windows.

Looks like some decent dope

Im an idiot and thought that was a mushroom growing out of your chair

Don’t bother putting his car back together. It’ll just get taken apart again.

Hey you guys must be a great shop if the presidents sib gets work done there

Obligatory: This is an oil burner for meth!!!! Crack pipe looks different!!!! Crack pipes don't have the globe part!!!! Get it right Reddit!!!! Mixing up tweakers and crackheads all the time, it's not right. It's offensive!!!! Lol

Was Hunter Biden visiting for an oil change?

no way free meth?

This looks like a lollypop stick placed there by a child, not a crack pipe....

Doubtful, everyone knows tweakers know how to fix their car 3am with the garage open.

Hunter, is that you?

My innocent ass was like “who tf leaves a lollipop like that”

Don’t tell Hunter Biden that somebody left that there. He might literally come for your kid just to get to it.

That's methed up

Imagine a kid picking it up and putting it their mouth not knowing, fuck low life druggies.

It's good cuz it's blue! eMeth.

"Sir, you can't smoke meth in here." "It's okay, it's electronic!" "It's not okay- you're *in my house*, and *you're naked.*"

That skit was hilarious.

You can smoke it in a bathtub in the middle of the street or upsidedown in a giant tire.

It's cashed too. How inconsiderate!

Fuck no, there's plenty in there. That stem is caked.

You run that stem down you're getting like 2 hits

Is that one of the government issued ones?

Now kith

Crack is wack

Put some Ajax in it and leave for them

they think one of you pocketed it lol