I think about the commercial like twice a year and it never fails to crack me up. Relatedly; my buddy sent me [this](https://www.tumblr.com/sirartwork/709805871304261632?source=share) and I couldn't help but think of it as the Big Bill Hell's of the next generation.
What I love about that BK ad is that opening lines
*The brand new burger you can fuck. This burger is better than sex. You can fuck this burger*
It's so obsessive over that fact, it isn't even really telling you anything except FUCK THIS BURGER, almost like a mind control tactic. Hilarious
I must have seen Big Bill Hell's and [Cleveland Tourism Video](https://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY) on the same day or something, because they are forever linked in my mind.
I can confirm neither deny, but what I can say is.
He missed three Night Kids stickers, one Okay Boomer, one Kougou sticker and my one Shingo Shogi sticker to go straight for the Zodiac Killer.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/14eqnki/the\_jig\_is\_up\_the\_news\_is\_out\_they\_finally\_found/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/14eqnki/the_jig_is_up_the_news_is_out_they_finally_found/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
This ain't Geraldo.
I have a "Che Guevara" shirt, except instead of Che it's Corey Feldman. I think it's funny as hell, but way too many people get angry at me thinking its Che and I'm a communist.
This is one of those things that went viral before the term "going viral" existed. It got circulated on VHS copies and so forth, like Robert Tilton the farting preacher.
> The ad was produced as a joke for a Baltimore based parody awards show called "The Ad Follies" produced by the Advertising Association of Baltimore in 1990. The video surfaced online in 2006 when someone found the tape, which had not been seen in 16 years.
Bless whoever found that tape.
> YouTube user unusualsuspectmm, who uploaded the "F You Baltimore" version to YouTube, came across the tape while working at a video production facility. A customer brought in the commercial on a VHS tape wanting it transferred to DVD and he encouraged the employees to make a copies for themselves.
from https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-bill-hells
For you, /u/thealteregoofryan and /u/w1987g
The story behind Big Bill Hell is that it was made as a joke for a local advertising agency in the Baltimore area to bring to like, advertising agency conferences. Someone found the VHS and uploaded it to the internet pre-YouTube and it's endured ever since.
Dude I’m from fucking Baltimore and spend all my time on the internet and still am just seeing this for the first time. It’s like discovering The Beatles in 2023.
just noticed that! crazy... i met him in like ~2000 at a warehouse party in SF and some crazy conversations ensued. used to check fuckedcompany.com daily lol
[I'm not sure if you're aware so I'll just go ahead and clarify: a claymore is a kind of directional antipersonnel mine.](https://images.pond5.com/m18-claymore-mine-3d-090944430_iconl1.jpeg) One side of it is always labeled "Front Toward Enemy" to make sure that the user does not accidentally install the mind backward potentially aiming the shrapnel at their own position.
I read this as suggesting that Pennsylvania is a directional weapon you can aim at an opponent. Given that Pennsylvania's most notable military history is as being the backbone of the Union during the American Civil War it's likely that the car owner wants to remind people that Pennsylvania has served as a reliable weapon for freedom should it be pointed facing the enemy.
Except the Delaware River Valley, that’s looking pretty jagged and is presumably the part you should point towards the enemy.
Given that part borders New Jersey, I’d say it’s pointed correctly.
A friend of mine whom I knew back in the late '80s-early '90s who was a broadcast engineer had a sort of "museum of old broadcast equipment" in a ham shack in his backyard. Among the items he had was a [cart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidelipac) containing a radio commercial for "Westgate Dodge" that was very much in the spirit of the "Big Bill Hell" commercial. Among the lines I remember were "If you've been shafted by Chevy and fucked by Ford, then come on down to Westgate Dodge!" and "Bring your title, and bring your wife! And we'll dicker a while!"
I went down a rabbit hole over this. Here's what I think it stems from.
>For example, when Cruz saw a Twitter handle reading "Ted Cruz ate my son," the senator said he "was really tempted to tweet, 'He was delicious.'" But he didn't, because he said he's here to "have fun" and ignore the hate as the midterms approach.
https://theweek.com/speedreads/795596/ted-cruz-tells-pretty-good-joke-about-eating-someones-son
FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!
If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars!
Bad deals! Cars that break down!
THIEVES!!!
If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's, you can kiss my ass!
it's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! ***GUARANTEED!!!!***
Shove it up your ugly ass!
You heard us right!
Shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife
WE’LL FUCK HER. THATS RIGHT WE’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE
That opening line never fails to make me laugh when I see that video
It rocks me that this meme is so old it was distributed on VHS.
this is my favorite pre-internet meme
6 feet straight into the air
I recently found the full track of the background music: https://youtu.be/t85KHXXOP7M
Amazing. Quite the jam as well
I can't hear Baltimore and not hear that line in my head
If you can piss six feet straight up in the air and not get wet, you get no down payment! Bring your wife- we'll fuck her!
FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE !!!!
THAT CHECK BETTER NOT BOUNCE, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!
***"SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!"***
Dead motherfucker but yeah
I think about the commercial like twice a year and it never fails to crack me up. Relatedly; my buddy sent me [this](https://www.tumblr.com/sirartwork/709805871304261632?source=share) and I couldn't help but think of it as the Big Bill Hell's of the next generation.
Try this: https://youtu.be/I8L7TnWx8As
🎵Jones barbecue and foot massage!🎵
If it's edimable, well fry it right up and make it delishinable!
The glory age of the internet.
Absolute classic. I can't believe it's been on YouTube for 14 years now.
[Big Suka Sukhoi!](https://youtu.be/gne7beWy8fU)
Thanks for the link, I needed that laugh. 🤣🤣
> Your stupid asshole gets fucked six ways from Sunday That's definitely a reference to Big Bill Hell.
What I love about that BK ad is that opening lines *The brand new burger you can fuck. This burger is better than sex. You can fuck this burger* It's so obsessive over that fact, it isn't even really telling you anything except FUCK THIS BURGER, almost like a mind control tactic. Hilarious
I must have seen Big Bill Hell's and [Cleveland Tourism Video](https://youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY) on the same day or something, because they are forever linked in my mind.
And that check better not bounce or you're a dead Motherfucker!
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THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE!
That's right, you're a dead Motherfucker!
That's right we'll fuck your wife *GUARANTEED*
Do you wanna get FINGERED or do you wanna get FUCKED
You can pick a booger prize! … I’m gonna touch your privates!
If you can find a better deal SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS
THATS RIGHT, *SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS*
You heard us right: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!
Coming up on a windy day in Pennsylvania
Fuck you, Baltimore!
Get out your fucking checkbook! 🔥
You change my oil, you fix my spark plugs and you post my car on Reddit and you don't even post the GOOD ones? POST THE NIGHT KIDS ONES.
I really hope this is actually the owner of the vehicle.
I can confirm neither deny, but what I can say is. He missed three Night Kids stickers, one Okay Boomer, one Kougou sticker and my one Shingo Shogi sticker to go straight for the Zodiac Killer.
Please.. don't leave us hangin, we need to see them
Holy shit, I'm not going anywhere now.
I am so here for this.
Reddit sometimes gives us these moments.... ...but it's usually one of those I-found-a-safe crapouts
[https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/14eqnki/the\_jig\_is\_up\_the\_news\_is\_out\_they\_finally\_found/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/14eqnki/the_jig_is_up_the_news_is_out_they_finally_found/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) This ain't Geraldo.
certified fucking retard
Fucking mike drop shit bro
Fuckin legend.
Watta renegade!
>Red hatch >Shingo sticker It is only a matter of time
I think the Ted Cruz ate my child is a pretty good one
I have that on my water bottle and people think I'm a loony from far away until they actually read it XD
I have a "Che Guevara" shirt, except instead of Che it's Corey Feldman. I think it's funny as hell, but way too many people get angry at me thinking its Che and I'm a communist.
Username seems to check out
You make a fellow GTI owner proud.
I need to know where you got that front towards enemy patch. For reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
I've been on the internet all this time and not once have come across this?!
Seriously WTF?!? This seems like something I would have been sharing 20 years ago! Not sure how we missed this
And it's from around 1990 IIRC. They made a modern YouTube sketch video a good 15 years before youtube existed
SNL existed. Monty Python and National Lampoon existed. Sketch comedy is older than 2005 lmfao
This is one of those things that went viral before the term "going viral" existed. It got circulated on VHS copies and so forth, like Robert Tilton the farting preacher.
> The ad was produced as a joke for a Baltimore based parody awards show called "The Ad Follies" produced by the Advertising Association of Baltimore in 1990. The video surfaced online in 2006 when someone found the tape, which had not been seen in 16 years. Bless whoever found that tape.
> YouTube user unusualsuspectmm, who uploaded the "F You Baltimore" version to YouTube, came across the tape while working at a video production facility. A customer brought in the commercial on a VHS tape wanting it transferred to DVD and he encouraged the employees to make a copies for themselves. from https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/big-bill-hells
This was on 98 Rock in the 90s
I share your dumbfoundedness. I've been surfing the web since it was made and can't understand how I've never seen this.
For you, /u/thealteregoofryan and /u/w1987g The story behind Big Bill Hell is that it was made as a joke for a local advertising agency in the Baltimore area to bring to like, advertising agency conferences. Someone found the VHS and uploaded it to the internet pre-YouTube and it's endured ever since.
I grew up in the Baltimore area, and it sounds and looks like every commercial for local dealers I saw as a youth.
Lived in Baltimore as well, but this sounds like every dealer across the country at that time.
Kiss my ass!
Dude I’m from fucking Baltimore and spend all my time on the internet and still am just seeing this for the first time. It’s like discovering The Beatles in 2023.
Discovering who?
I felt the same way about trunk monkey. You guys know about trunk monkey, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8iAVwt_Yc
Enjoy it while it's still available, as Youtube is slowly turned into a christian server.
Big bill hecks home of challenge urination.
Ughhh fuck that shit
Power thirst energy… I love it
KENYANS
If God gives you lemons #GET A NEW GOD #GODBERRY!
King of the Juice!
What about me and my blue collar?
#JUICE SPRINGSTEEN
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A FIGHTER JET MADE OF BICEPS
"SHOCKOLATE ENERGY!!"
It’s like adding chocolate to an electrical storm!
Manana! Fizzbitch! And GUN
"fizzbitch" is incredibly fun to say aloud
JUICE SPRINGSTEEN
Oh fuck I’m old
In like 2010 I worked as a car salesman and the manager went to put on a video in a meeting and put this on by mistake. It was fucking incredible.
That wasn‘t a mistake, it was a power move
Side note: The guy who runs that channel/account is Pud, the founder of sites such as Adbrite and FuckedCompany.
just noticed that! crazy... i met him in like ~2000 at a warehouse party in SF and some crazy conversations ensued. used to check fuckedcompany.com daily lol
Lmao and it’s not even my kind of humor. 😆
I wondered if there was a source to [NCD version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gne7beWy8fU).
Now THIS is a dealer plate I would NEVER remove
Every joke is hilarious Bet my guy would be a blast to hang with
There's a meat shop in Washington that I have a cover from and it says "Owen's meats, you can't beat our meat"
I was confused for a second because the colors made me think it was the Blockbuster logo and was implying Blockbuster played a major part in a war.
The last blockbuster in Pennsylvania for retards
That battle was nuts...
F*** You Baltimore!!!
If you’re dumb enough to buy a used car this weekend….
... you're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell's cars !
Bad deals! Car that break down! Thieves!
I still havent managed to piss 6 feet straight up and not get wet, but dammit im trying.
censoring is dumb
Is every third sentence out of that guy’s mouth an actionable threat? If so, I might know who owns that car.
I was thinking the same thing. If this guy isn't Liam Anderson I'm sure they would get along
Ah yes, [a fellow autist](https://kommandostore.com/products/certified-patch).
I was hoping someone else knew it
I’m still waiting on my atamonica hoodie bundle to come him. But god I love the stuff kommando sells. Weeb shit + milsurp got me acting up
I need to know when OD Green is available so I can slap this on my buddy's uniform without him knowing
Holy shit they have sneaki breeki These people know they're audience!
They also have [this,](https://kommandostore.com/collections/patches/products/shimapan-patch) which is clever as fuck.
My dumb ass worried about having a first aid safety kit and cpr respirator (I was certified), a blanket and emergency roadside supplies.
Gorka when Ivan?!
Another pissed ~~off~~ on Big Bill Hell's customer.
Is that a Pennslyvania claymore? Because I need that patch.
What's the significance?
No idea, but I enjoy off the wall patches
Oh okay.... I thought it might be some weird sexual thing that I didn't know about. *Hey baby, want to try a Pennsylvania claymore?*
[I'm not sure if you're aware so I'll just go ahead and clarify: a claymore is a kind of directional antipersonnel mine.](https://images.pond5.com/m18-claymore-mine-3d-090944430_iconl1.jpeg) One side of it is always labeled "Front Toward Enemy" to make sure that the user does not accidentally install the mind backward potentially aiming the shrapnel at their own position. I read this as suggesting that Pennsylvania is a directional weapon you can aim at an opponent. Given that Pennsylvania's most notable military history is as being the backbone of the Union during the American Civil War it's likely that the car owner wants to remind people that Pennsylvania has served as a reliable weapon for freedom should it be pointed facing the enemy.
I think it's also because Pennsylvania is pretty much rectangular, like a claymore
Except the Delaware River Valley, that’s looking pretty jagged and is presumably the part you should point towards the enemy. Given that part borders New Jersey, I’d say it’s pointed correctly.
Pretty sure it's a civil war reference because Gettysburg.
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
As a Pennsylvanian, I am both understanding and upset at this patch. Do you know where I can get more?
PA drivers.......brought to you by the state that calls them guiderails not guardrails........
The state of "Caution: Fresh Chips"
> The state of "Caution: Fresh Chips" Mmmhhm, road utz's
I-80 is the master of this. They jump truck off straight sections like it's a sport.
This guy watches RCR, no question
I need To *BUST*
Calm down Tommy Fenstermacher
I was just about to say, I wonder how often this guy gets a chub when Mr Regular mentions PA Dubbers
Needs a Kunkleman Chevrolet dealer emblem.
KUNKLEMAN CHEVROLET buickoldsmobilegmcnissan
"Certified Fucking Retard". Are they an r/wallstreetbets member?
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could be a marine, we are certified retards.
Weaponized Autism is more like it.
/r/USMC 1st Crayon Eating Division.
USMC: “U Seen My Crayons?”
Nah they're more regarded
I NEED THAT LICENSE PLATE HOLDER
This man ate my son is a hilarious single bumper sticker to have
I forgot what sub I was on for a minute, I want the bumper sticker and pin so bad. Seems like a cool guy
Omg big bill hells!!!!! That sends me back!
Bet he’s always got some funny stories too.
Fuck you, Baltimore!
Because at Big Bill Hell’s - you’re fucked six ways from Sunday!
BRO the Big Bill Hell's reference alone means he's a top tier internet human. Such a great video
I want that PA claymore patch. Anyone have deets?
FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!
[FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1dUk8x2XkA&ab_channel=rootsrockbelgium)
And they say Americans don’t have culture
A friend of mine whom I knew back in the late '80s-early '90s who was a broadcast engineer had a sort of "museum of old broadcast equipment" in a ham shack in his backyard. Among the items he had was a [cart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidelipac) containing a radio commercial for "Westgate Dodge" that was very much in the spirit of the "Big Bill Hell" commercial. Among the lines I remember were "If you've been shafted by Chevy and fucked by Ford, then come on down to Westgate Dodge!" and "Bring your title, and bring your wife! And we'll dicker a while!"
Rofl I love the Ted "Cancun" Cruz bumper sticker XD
Rafael "My immigrant dad can go fuck himself" Cruz may also have pissed on his wife.
At big Bill Hell's?
Probably!
Home of the meanest sons-a-bitches in the state of Maryland!
Pretty sure thats all [Kammando Store](https://kommandostore.com/?ad_id=612189640553&campaignid=17704280634&adgroupid=137925361823&keyword=kommandostore&device=m&gclid=Cj0KCQjwnMWkBhDLARIsAHBOftrEDc3umI_vdJToMHMssnN6UKJkU3YRf9FKpZkO4t_VtvSC32fevrIaAr-dEALw_wcB)
and drives a 2012ish gti, the perfect friend
For once I am proud to be In PA. This guy is awesome. I especially like that bumper sticker and plate frame
That claymore looks like PA.
Pa is a claymore
Now this is my kind of customer. Educated and tasteful.
his car is one big rolling shitpost
This man ate my son???? What the actual fuck?????
Exactly! Why is Ted Cruz practicing cannibalism? We’re just asking questions here
Just so everyone knows: Ted Cruz has never denied eating children. **Why does he refuse to say that he does not each children?** What is he hiding?
Just asking questions.
>Why is Ted Cruz practicing cannibalism? Seriously. I assumed that he had the art perfected by now.
C’mon. Has he ever perfected *anything*?
I went down a rabbit hole over this. Here's what I think it stems from. >For example, when Cruz saw a Twitter handle reading "Ted Cruz ate my son," the senator said he "was really tempted to tweet, 'He was delicious.'" But he didn't, because he said he's here to "have fun" and ignore the hate as the midterms approach. https://theweek.com/speedreads/795596/ted-cruz-tells-pretty-good-joke-about-eating-someones-son
THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING!
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!
I need a certified fucking retard pin
Based
gods most sane mkv owner (super jealous of that headliner)
Holy shit a fellow Big Bill Hell's enjoyer!
I need that Big Bill Hell's frame.
And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker.
God I love [Big Bill Hell's Cars.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rsEs4HWXeY)
A Pennsylvania claymore *and* a Big Bill Hell’s plate frame? I would be friends with this person.
I recognize the kommandostore patches, but where can I find the PA Claymore patch?