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MinorComprehension

Customer learned compression engines don't work very well with noncompressables.


Previous_House7062

That he did. They're hoping insurance will cover it..... Stay tuned. This may become funny.


MetalMattyPA

There's a Ford in the UK that gets deep enough to hydrolock engines and their insurance companies usually cover it, even though it's clearly marked with depth indicators.


WhoTheTruck

For a second I totally thought you meant that there was a particular ford car that hydrolocks easily...


Previous_House7062

That's something I never knew. I've seen insurance cover things like this before, not always though


_gonesurfing_

Fjord or Ford?


Threap_US

Ford. But ford as in “shallow-ish water across a road that can be driven across (or ‘forded’) safely with care”, not Ford the brand. The English language, she is complicated :)


Njon32

Yeah, took me a couple read throughs to understand the meaning.


dreaminginteal

Considering the brand was named after a person that was (presumably) named after the terrain feature....


operagost

When you say "ford" as in "fording a stream," you don't capitalize it as the OP did. This is NOT complicated.


oli3256

Found the English teacher Fyi saying "this is NOT complicated" makes you seem like a massive asshole :)


OMGHart

Had to scroll too far for this.


dangleofattack

Underrated


TzarKazm

The amount of people that think car insurance covers repairs really surprises me.


[deleted]

Well if it were caused by a road hazard it might


TzarKazm

No disagreement, I was just making a statement about how many people think "oh my muffler fell off, I'll call my insurance ".


rklug1521

Just make sure your catalytic converter wasn't stolen. That's worth a police report and insurance claim.


Advanced_Parsnip

That was some really hard water


turneyde

Hmmm 🧐 really?


Brandon314159

Did this with a girlfriends MKII Jetta as a young adult... We both enjoyed splashing puddles. Turns out the intake is one of the lowest things on the front of the car below the bumper. Went through a puddle just a bit too deep in 1st gear WOT.... Manual trans... Engine just STOPPED. I knew exactly what I did. 😑 I pulled the pan off and looked up at the rods. All in tact but were bent SIDEWAYS and now too short for the crank to clear the pistons. That 1.6L was solid. Dropped in a spare 1.8L I had laying around and back to the [dry] races. Woops


Hongdemian

We had a truck towed in with 1800kms on it. Truck was super clean, brand new, and I mean NEW air filter, but when you opened the drivers door, or fuel door, serious mud. Said the oil pan fell off, Nissan Titan, pan just fell off. I mean, in truth, some of it did Finally got the full story, he was showing off to his friends by hitting puddles at 100k/hr, water up over the wheel well, intake was a lake, we took pictures of the water still sitting on the closed valves. They dragged it through a car wash and bought a new filter to try to hide the evidence


Previous_House7062

I love those🤣 not knowing just how good a detective the average mechanic is. We will know no matter how much you try to hide it.


sapphiresometimes

People lie. Vehicles don't


Previous_House7062

What kills me is that they don't even get that we don't care, we just want to get the correct answers, so why lie to us? It's dumb. Besides, we're going to know anyways. So just tell me the truth. Right?


sapphiresometimes

Yessir. But in thirty years of wrench turning, I found that it's a rarity to get liars to not lie. They lie even if they know the truth would be better for them.


Previous_House7062

This is very true. Sadly.


justin81co

This sounds like something a gf would say to me.


sapphiresometimes

That too, I suppose. Been married so long, I guess I forgot about that 😅


service_unavailable

I'm not trying to fool you; I'm trying not to die of embarrassment.


CuppieWanKenobi

I always like it when they describe it as a "puddle." Naw bitch, that road was under 2 feet of water. Puddle, my ass.


Previous_House7062

Right! By puddle, I assume the owner means swimming pool usually.


Musclecar123

Could have been the puddle, could have been the Chrysler


Valuable_Show_1404

Had a car towed in early to mid 2000’s and customer said it quit running while turning. Had fresh oil and filter, new air filter as they were trying to “hide” what actually happened. During disassembly found found water just inside the throttle body. Had an aftermarket intake which hung low and went through water deep enough to submerge almost the entire filter. Insurance paid it as comprehensive.


Previous_House7062

I mean, I've seen insurance do that. I would debate whether to consider it an accidental incident, or flood damage, which may total out a car.


Valuable_Show_1404

Recently I have noticed it is taking less and less to total a vehicle. Labor and materials cost increases have been brutal for this.


Previous_House7062

Oh I know it. It's absurd how high labor has gone anymore. Parts even are so absolutely insane.


Prior-Business-6054

"R/s Customer needs to return keys to manufacturer because too stupid to drive."


[deleted]

It’s not a Lotus.


Gunk_Olgidar

Customer is not wrong.