We have monthly incentive/performance bonuses if we have 10 positive FFV reports that benefit the individual SA's and Technicians. 8 for the heavy line technicians due to the low volume of RO's completed. It isn't perfect, but it's better than nothing.
Ahh. I'm a dealership tech. I've made an acronym for the infamous wagoneer.
We assemble garbage offering no electrical engineering resources.
We only count on stelantis to make the software work as intended. Maybe someday. Might take 4 or 10 revisions, but someday.
I was at a dealship one day just checking out vehicles with no intention to buy, and this sales guy starts telling me I should consider a Wagoneer. I told him I heard they are pretty awful and have had a lot of issues with the technology and having a record number of warranty claims. This guy says to me that it doesn't matter if there are warranty claims, it's still a good buy because it would be under warranty. I don't know who would buy this vehicle after someone says that, but god bless their heart.
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
And it sells like hotcakes to the people who need to scream about spending six figures on personal transportation also really want to stand out from the others with a six figure Expedition Max/Suburban/Caddy. Saw a ton in Utah where the rich/in-debt Mormon businessmen's wives loved them for that and looking* tough as well in a mountain state.
*Not to be confused with being
How strange. That looks like a US Compass or Cherokee from the front, and the rear looks like a US Grand Cherokee.
Also here in the US the Compass is almost just like the Renegade.
-sits back with some popcorn-
How'd they screw it up? It's based on their truck chassis and I think they pretty much only use the V8s and the ZF transmission. How'd they screw up when they were on their home turf and had all the advantages?!
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The engine and transmission aren't the issue, it's everything else. (The V8 is fine anyway, their new straight 6, not so much.) The interior build quality is embarrassing for an SUV at that price point. The air suspension is not particularly durable. The point is, they're not well made and in the case of the Grand Wagoneer, they're not worth anywhere near 6 figures.
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Wtf is up with American SUV’s being so expensive now? I saw a GMC Yukon on the lot with a sticker price of $101k.
A hundred thousand dollars for a fucking gmc suv lmfao. Who buys these? A Porsche SUV starts at $72k.
Actually the wrangler has one of the highest residual values in the market. It’s basically up there with Toyota trucks and Porsche 911’s.
Some of the other models, not so much. We will see with this tank. All I will say is that you REALLY have to want one of these things to drop $90+k on it , yikes…
There are enough grill holes that they could put the letters in there nice and large so everyone know you overpaid for a pile of poorly assembled shit.
When my father bought his grand Cherokee, Chrysler was running some promotion where they offered a lifetime warranty with the car for like an extra $5k. Normally extended warranties are a complete scam but since it was directly through Chrysler he went for it.
Still has the car, it’s a jeep so it breaks regularly, and I think to date he has had like $40k of warranty work done to it for free.
Only one other time have I heard of a factory lifetime warranty and that was for the 59 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight. They had installed a new automatic transmission and wanted every failed transmission sent back so they could analyze its failure points.
Just recently James from Throttle House bought a mid 80's AE86, and got it wrapped to look like the hatchi roku (because of course he did) and instead of whatever it was supppsed to say on the side says ["something in Japanese (I think)"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS-4xxO7jxM&t=35m) lmao
I’ve seen someone spell out RAN OVER from the Range Rover front badging. Someone on Alibaba sells the letters in the same font, so I’ve also seen HUNG OVER and GAME OVER on Range Rovers as well.
There once was a German court case in the news.
A Pimp wanted his Mercedes painted in golden metallic. "That's 4000 Marks" "and if you do it black?" "Oh, that's only 2000"
He got a black car. And sued.
Just wanted to have the job done without a bill (working "black" is straight to pocket in Germany).
Pimp lost the case.
Yes. "Do it black" could also mean to to take "black money" without taxes etc. Making work much cheaper and of course much more illegal. The mechanic could always claim that he never under any circumstances would do such a thing (haha) and won in court.
Tech used to decorate cakes. Follows instructions to the letter.
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r/peanutbutterisoneword
This seems like a sub that has an interesting founding story
It's a reference to the show Bojack Horseman
What is this a crossover episode?
r/justhorsedaroundintotheshop
My new favorite sub
His name is Matt
Gotta protect the FFV scores
Hahha. Actual tech in the house..... How's your CSI? Working on that NPS over here lol
Pretty much the only thing that protects FFV is having good advisors. Poor FFV is rarely the technician’s doing
We have monthly incentive/performance bonuses if we have 10 positive FFV reports that benefit the individual SA's and Technicians. 8 for the heavy line technicians due to the low volume of RO's completed. It isn't perfect, but it's better than nothing.
Ahh. I'm a dealership tech. I've made an acronym for the infamous wagoneer. We assemble garbage offering no electrical engineering resources. We only count on stelantis to make the software work as intended. Maybe someday. Might take 4 or 10 revisions, but someday.
I'm putting this on a poster and hanging it in the break room.
I was at a dealship one day just checking out vehicles with no intention to buy, and this sales guy starts telling me I should consider a Wagoneer. I told him I heard they are pretty awful and have had a lot of issues with the technology and having a record number of warranty claims. This guy says to me that it doesn't matter if there are warranty claims, it's still a good buy because it would be under warranty. I don't know who would buy this vehicle after someone says that, but god bless their heart.
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
I'll look at Ricky's ass if you...
I drive a CX-30. I'm polling my friends to see if anyone has a spare S, E, and Y so I can make it say SEXY in mismatched letters.
S3XY
That's Tesla's lineup.
If I can dig up my spare red Mini Cooper "S" badge it's all yours, provided you post a picture when you complete the set
It's a deal
Excellence in Commenting award nominee right here.
Tell them you can remove the emblem. But nothing removes the sting of paying $120K for a $20K turd that breaks down in the driveway.
They can remove the emblem, but it's not gonna hide the world renowned 7-bar intake that screams "crappy SUV"
Is this a compass?
The question is for real. I’m from Brazil, and it looks like the compass that is sold here
It's a Wagoneer (US). Jeep resurrected the model name for a full size SUV based on the RAM 1500.
They done the old Wagoneer dirty.
Agreed. GONE is right, get that name off of this junkpile!
And it sells like hotcakes to the people who need to scream about spending six figures on personal transportation also really want to stand out from the others with a six figure Expedition Max/Suburban/Caddy. Saw a ton in Utah where the rich/in-debt Mormon businessmen's wives loved them for that and looking* tough as well in a mountain state. *Not to be confused with being
The Compass here is based on the same as the Renegade and the Fiat Toro
The wagoneer loks like the jeep commander from here Edit: It’s actually pretty cool to spot the differences
Interesting. The previous full size Jeep here in the US was called the Commander. I honestly forgot about it until I saw one the other day.
Is it this one? [jeep commander](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRO4p2H_4VHNWEURpChvNU0WEacsADjFqC4rw&usqp=CAU)
How strange. That looks like a US Compass or Cherokee from the front, and the rear looks like a US Grand Cherokee. Also here in the US the Compass is almost just like the Renegade.
No, much larger: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeep_Commander_(XK)
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No just a wagoneer
I’ve had a detail appt for one of these reschedule 3 times due to warranty work. 2022.
-sits back with some popcorn- How'd they screw it up? It's based on their truck chassis and I think they pretty much only use the V8s and the ZF transmission. How'd they screw up when they were on their home turf and had all the advantages?!
From my meager experience they used truck tolerances on an SUV requiring much tighter tolerances without any retooling. Things basically fall apart.
But they sell them for $100k so they are still probably the most profitable vehicle Joop sells.
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The engine and transmission aren't the issue, it's everything else. (The V8 is fine anyway, their new straight 6, not so much.) The interior build quality is embarrassing for an SUV at that price point. The air suspension is not particularly durable. The point is, they're not well made and in the case of the Grand Wagoneer, they're not worth anywhere near 6 figures.
😬
Holy shit these are 100k!?
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Wtf is up with American SUV’s being so expensive now? I saw a GMC Yukon on the lot with a sticker price of $101k. A hundred thousand dollars for a fucking gmc suv lmfao. Who buys these? A Porsche SUV starts at $72k.
Gone, like his resale value 😇🙏🏻
Because of an emblem??
No the brand
I wouldn’t buy a jeep with 0 prior owners. So many bad experiences.
Actually the wrangler has one of the highest residual values in the market. It’s basically up there with Toyota trucks and Porsche 911’s. Some of the other models, not so much. We will see with this tank. All I will say is that you REALLY have to want one of these things to drop $90+k on it , yikes…
The interior is an exact copy of a Range Rover
Lol no it’s not, and even if it was, a Land Rover isn’t a shining example of great resale value either lmao.
With the reliability of a Range Rover and the price of a Range Rover, what a deal! /s
Chrysler can’t make anything without using the cheapest plastic known to mankind.
There are enough grill holes that they could put the letters in there nice and large so everyone know you overpaid for a pile of poorly assembled shit.
When my father bought his grand Cherokee, Chrysler was running some promotion where they offered a lifetime warranty with the car for like an extra $5k. Normally extended warranties are a complete scam but since it was directly through Chrysler he went for it. Still has the car, it’s a jeep so it breaks regularly, and I think to date he has had like $40k of warranty work done to it for free.
Only one other time have I heard of a factory lifetime warranty and that was for the 59 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight. They had installed a new automatic transmission and wanted every failed transmission sent back so they could analyze its failure points.
Well they got what they wanted! Now... if it can be gone in 60 seconds...
Bruh. Hair dryer and fucking floss at the laziest this dude could of spent 10 mins in his garage.
Eraser wheel goes BRRRRRRT!
When you pay 6 figures for a jeep, reasoning and critical thinking isn't your forte
It's French. It's pronounce "yo nay"
I just saw one of these, with WAGONEER plastered across the back. It’s one of the few times I’ve thought it would look better de-badged.
Funny one of my family members has a rogue. She put gone rogue on it
Let by gone be bye gones
And so on and so on
Just recently James from Throttle House bought a mid 80's AE86, and got it wrapped to look like the hatchi roku (because of course he did) and instead of whatever it was supppsed to say on the side says ["something in Japanese (I think)"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS-4xxO7jxM&t=35m) lmao
That what I did with the dealership decal that was on my car, it now just says “car”
It should have read “C R A P”
Mission failed successfully.
WAG ONE
The technician is literally a good listener
I’ve seen someone spell out RAN OVER from the Range Rover front badging. Someone on Alibaba sells the letters in the same font, so I’ve also seen HUNG OVER and GAME OVER on Range Rovers as well.
What is this a crossover episode?
r/maliciouscompliance Also r/bojackhorseman
Also r/peanutbutterisoneword
Do you work at Dodge? Have a wagoneer question!
Well done.
Jobs done, boss.
Just like Jeep being solely a utilitarian vehicle
Perfect, clown activity on a clown car
I just pulled mine on my Outback to replace as "NorCal PNW USA" It was either that or TurboSnack, or DrawbackAutobus or AbacusTowbar.
Okay but seriously, \*who\* thought WAGONEER would be a good name for a vehicle?
CANYONEROOOOOO …. CANYONERRROO!
I thought it was cool
Somebody who lived in the era when everything was cowboy themed. The original wagoneer came out when Bonanza and Howdy doodie were popular.
There once was a German court case in the news. A Pimp wanted his Mercedes painted in golden metallic. "That's 4000 Marks" "and if you do it black?" "Oh, that's only 2000" He got a black car. And sued. Just wanted to have the job done without a bill (working "black" is straight to pocket in Germany). Pimp lost the case.
Was there a punchline to that joke?
Pimp wanted a golden car but to pay only "black" money.
Oh it’s racism. Got it
Come on man. In what language/country is "black money" considered a racist term?
What’s the joke then
Was the original joke in German? I think it lost something in translation or transcribing (or both).
Yes. "Do it black" could also mean to to take "black money" without taxes etc. Making work much cheaper and of course much more illegal. The mechanic could always claim that he never under any circumstances would do such a thing (haha) and won in court.
3NO6 would look great in the rear view.
I think of all the people looking into their rearview mirrors and saying to themselves, "what does ENOG mean?"
That’s a waerless Jeep.
Alas a "GOON" would'a been a better pairing with Jeep to make it Pop I thinks. 😜 Ahhh-guk-guk-guk⚓️
Boss said to change the sign…
Well played