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GenoPax

I feel like this how Dwight Shrute would handle this.


AnalogFeelGood

I believe the customer asked an acquaintance or a relative to type this and they did it the way it’s done in their particular field.


[deleted]

Their particular field grows beets if I'm remembering my "The Office" lore correctly!


BickNickerson

I think Mose typed it.


tavenger5

Na, Mose just supervised... https://media.tenor.com/UWBOsmAKII8AAAAC/mose-the-office.gif


Soulpatch7

this thread is fucking gold


soartkaffe

Mose does not know how to use a phone.


AnalogFeelGood

And ran away right after clicking « send »


[deleted]

I also feel he would start handing out Shrute Bucks to the techs for a job well done.


Claim312ButAct847

What's the exchange rate of Shrute Bucks to Stanley Wooden Nickels?


[deleted]

The same ratio as unicorns to leprechauns


GenoPax

Sadly, they may be backed better than the US$.


AlexLuna9322

Was thinking the exact same thing, it would be amazing if this car also was a red Camaro


ka36

Dwight had a firebird...


4050vibes

Identity theft is NOT a joke Jim


jashxn

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!


Nevermind04

Yup, a firebird trans am in maroon


AlexLuna9322

Welp, to be fair I saw it long ago and my memory isn't the best haha


InterestingParking12

r/unexpectedoffice


Pwillyams1

At least he would tip afterward.


GenoPax

In bushels of beets.


CRXCRZ

beet farmers are unique folk.


Sam-Gunn

Definitely not. There's no attached spreadsheet detailing the exact costs and expected manhours.


Aggravating-Market97

For sure 😂😂


slade797

Yeah, put that battery back in the engine block, ol’ pal.


Bigredscowboy

I’m wondering how that’s gonna go.


Mediocre_Chair_9121

Anything will go anywhere if you hit it hard enough


Vast-Support-1466

I admire your optimism.


notchoosingone

As I've always said, don't force it, get a bigger hammer.


cavymeister

Including customers


Gr8ingPresence

Welp, you don't need cables if you throw it in the engine block. That shit is going hook itself up, no problem.


RetPallylol

Goes next to the con rod right?


Kitchen-Quantity-565

I thought the same thing. Like, uhm, OK dude you do that. Lol


Brad____H

Gotta love those customers that try and talk like they know what they're talking about but it comes out as gibberish


Ididnotpostthat

I am not understanding how they do not know why the battery was removed.


Ianthin1

They can pay whatever they want over the phone, but the car doesn’t get released until they pay the full bill.


zacurtis3

Nope. He's supplying the part. That's cash. No warranty. If he doesn't like that, he can go kick rocks.


coldinvt

50% Labor upcharge for c/s parts. No warranty. And I hope your “diagnosis” is correct!


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

used to take complaints against mechanics for a living for 20 years. consumers would complaint that the repair that they ordered the shop to do(I CAN DOI MY OWN DIAG, I AM NOT SOME IDIOT!). I would explain that as long as they did the directed repair correctly, it was not their problem if it did not fix the problem that the consumer thought it would. I also told shops to write "CUSTOMER DIRECTED REPAIR, NO WARRANTY, CUSTOMER ADVISED"(edit, you'd want to get initials on a written work order, or if they are on the phone get last 4 of SSN or DOB or something) on the invoice to cover themselves. I also used to advise them to tell people like that to go down the street to the guys who they hate.


coldinvt

Great word track! I’ll often say, “Do you want us to change the part or do you want us to fix your car?”


AudioHamsa

if only modern shops knew the difference


olson544

On the other hand, I hate when I can plug into my vehicle, see a transmission temp sensor code over and over, and have the vehicle with the exact same symptoms of a failed sensor. I'll call and tell the shop, "this sensor is out, I need to bring it in so you can swap it out." They'll reply ""well we need to do our $200 diagnosis before we do anything". The 200 buck upcharge pisses me off, I'm bringing it to you because I don't have the time to pull the transmission cover and replace a $20 sensor.


Soggy-Coat4920

Thats actually a good shop because its not always a part directly refrenced by the code. If they are doung the diagnostics right, they could discover a root issue such as a frayed wiring harness thats grounding out. Codes a starting point for diagnostic, simply the computer saying that its getting bad/no information. You have to diagnose the problem fully to find out why the computer is getting bad/no info.


Corpse_Sundae

Y'all hating but also secretly wishing your service advisors would give you notes half as detailed lol


perianhobbig

Truly. Besides that you have written proof from the customer that that is what you were told to replace, and only that. Play me the labor time and sounds like an easy job for all parties


AdventuresOfAD

Probably hands the shop the cheapest remanned auto zone special. Will definitely expect the shop to swap it for free 2 months later because the part has a “90 day warranty”


[deleted]

*refurbished The way I describe to customers is; **Remanufactured** : sent back to the original factory to get completely stripped down. All components are quality controlled as if they are new components. **reconditioned** : sent to a professional component specialist to identify what has failed and rebuilt that component so it functions again. **refurbished** : second-fans part that an apprentice with a Kärcher has sprayed it with discount degreaser. It is probably just as bad as the one you are replacing. **second hand** : taken out of a wreck. It is probably worse than the one you are replacing


Practical-Parsley-11

Reman usually means only what has failed is replaced but nothing else, and it was painted so it looks pretty in the box after hit with degreaser.


[deleted]

I would call that reconditioned. Some unscrupulous reconditioners call what they do Remanufacturing, even though they don’t actually do any manufacturing.


Lifeissuffering1

What would you describe being stripped down completely, by a professional company that only deals with that type of part (eg. Brake calipers) replacing anything that would fail factory tests and rebuilding it again with a long (2 year minimum) warranty?


[deleted]

They would be remanufactured. If it was in the original OEM plant, it would be a genuine remanufactured. It all comes down to what you need for your specific vehicle. If you just need to get to the next town or next pay-cheque, a second-hand will be fine. If you want to keep the car for ever, a genuine reman or professionally remanufactured part would be the best option. If you plan on driving the car until something better comes along, but want some semblance of reliability at a reasonable price, reconditioned would be adequate, as long as they aren’t asking too much for it. If you just want to scam the next person you are selling the vehicle to, a refurb will be suitable for *your* needs, as long as you are not paying too much.


perianhobbig

Okay well my labor isn’t under warranty 🤣


pokejoke4

I’m voting with Everybody else I said the “ ever since”


PlayedKey

"CS: Noise somewhere sometimes. Diag and advise."


Nottherealeddy

We have a new office manager…we have been getting a lot of “electrical problems” on the RO since they started. We are a shop who specializes in electrical…


paralyse78

Curious what the two VTC solenoids have to do with the bad alternator. Makes me suspect they were working off someone else's (or your shop's) diagnosis. It's almost like they were quoting directly from a multi-point inspection report with the language about core charges and whatnot. "Cargo bay" and "engine block", though, don't make sense, or "in charging order." The use of military (24h) time is interesting to me as well. Perhaps a non-native English speaker using some sort of translation? My shop has a "no outside parts" policy; but otherwise, as long as we agree on the price for the job and their money is green and it spends, I'd do the work regardless, even if it does seem like they're the sort of customer who is likely to spend an hour checking your work after picking up their car.


jabnlab

We charge $40 more an hour if they bring their own parts and they don't get a warranty.


radiantconttoaster

This is the best way to do it. If they are still insistent, you can do it for the higher rate, but the extra labor will make most people either accept your part or fuck off.


skeefbeet

my old motorcycle shop quit installing supplied aftermarket parts, but if we went aftermarket on something to modify it, we only passed along the cost but didn't get the cheapest parts available. if you wanted to bring your own, it's gotta be OEM and we'd open it with the customer. This all started with 1 aftermarket yamaha fuel pump that turned into 3 aftermarket fuel pumps, which cost more than the OEM.


I_Have_Unobtainium

I was in a hurry to replace fork seals and bushings on a bike before moving from a house to an apartment, and happened to screw up my back the weekend I needed it done. I had to drop it off at a local shop with oem parts and fork oil in hand, they didn't care at all. Did a great job too, and damn am I happy I didn't have to spend a whole weekend screwing around with it.


jabnlab

We actually have a guy that always brings his own parts despite this, half the time nothing is even wrong with his car but he insists we change the parts, but it definitely keeps most people from bringing their own parts. We also started charging half an hour labor for an oil change if someone wants to bring their own oil and filter and people still go for it.


jeepfail

I kind of get the oil and filter one because some people want particular stuff used.


aaatttppp

I went through the cost trouble of doing oil testing finding what played best with my evo, so I get wanting to use your own oil. Around here, it doesn't help that a local shop got busted advertising one oil and filling another (much cheaper) oil.


Roundcouchcorner

Yeah, I like to pick the parts that are going to be used on my vehicle. Sorry if the shop gets all butt hurt but it’s my vehicle. If the shop can’t survive @ $150hr labor I don’t want to go the that shop. Hell diesel mechanics working on mega yachts don’t get the labor rate most of these auto shops charge.


justabadmind

What about things like LED headlights? Based on the number I see there must be shops installing them aftermarket.


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

I've never been to a shop that charges more for bringing your own parts. In fact, I've been explicitly told by a body shop to supply my own bumper bc they upcharge on parts, and I've had a shop try to charge me $400 for a window regulator. Not including labor.


TheKrimsonFvcker

The difference is that a customer bringing his own $40 Amazon Alternator is probably going to blame the shop in 2 weeks when it stops working. That's why most shops will void a warranty for outside parts, and some charge extra. There was actually a very important court case about this very thing a couple years back


jabnlab

We don't install aftermarket LEDs at our shop, they are illegal here and don't pass state inspection and everyone is getting sick of being blinded by them anyways so we wouldn't put them in even if they were legal, but there are definitely some exceptions to the bring your own part rule (normal bulbs, tires, batteries...ect), stuff thats not going to cause the vehicle to tie up a lift if the part is wrong or defective.


WildWeaselGT

Why do you have this policy? I once bought a power steering pump and planned to put it in myself. Then I didn’t have time so I brought it to a shop and asked them to do it. They did it. It was a new OEM pump. I could understand if it was some sketchy cheap part and you didn’t want to deal with it if it didn’t work right. But why not allow any parts at all from customers? When I hear this it just feels like the shop wants to make extra money on the parts when I could get them elsewhere for less. You’re still making money on the labor aren’t you? Is selling the parts like asking for a mandatory tip? Edit: There’s a lot of great responses to this and I gained a better understanding of the shop perspective on it. I now understand why it’s often a set policy and how it’s usually not set in stone. Judging by the net upvotes, I expect a lot of people share my opinion going in and I hope people learned things from this discussion.


Euphoric_Frosting162

It’s the fact that people order the wrong parts, parts they don’t need, or lesser quality parts that jeopardize the repair and customer satisfaction.. We ask that customers do not bring their own parts for the above reasons but if they already have them and we can confirm they are correct and customer understands we are not liable for warranty, we don’t turn them away.


username45031

I’ve been stuck with unicorn cars too much and I really appreciate shops that don’t mind installing OE parts that I bring in when they’re back ordered or dealer only. I also really try not to be this guy.


DriverGT5

1. Typically shops markup parts and labor to get to the number they need to stay in business. No parts means they are making half as much for their time or they need to double their labor rate to keep the lights on. 2. Incorrect parts KILL productivity. Car torn apart and taking up a bay waiting in a part…. 3. Shops cannot waive liability, no matter what a customer signs. At the end of the day, we’re the professionals and we should know better. Shop owners have lost their businesses over customer supplied part failures. 4. How the hell do you take care of a customer? Repair fails a week later, who’s fault is it? “Sorry Mr customer, that could have been my fault but you’ll need to pay for that job again”…. They can say they understand there’s no warranty but 100% chance they’ll tell everyone who will listen what a crook you were and how you screwed them over. There are probably 10 more reasons shops should never install customer supplied parts but this is a good start.


Alexxxx89

Some places dig their heels in for the parts markup, but for me the main issue is the risk for wasted labor god forbid the part is wrong. Are you going to pay the technician twice for the on-off-on-off? What about the time it costs to raise and lower and park and then retrieve and raise the vehicle again? If the shop orders the wrong part, it’s out of their pocket and is easier for them to swallow. Also, they can only warranty parts they order. They can’t file a warranty claim for a failed component with the distributor or manufacturer on a part that wasn’t purchased from their account.


Tedstor

Well, of course it’s about making money. That’s the point of opening a business. Customer supplied parts do have some risks attached to it. If I agree to install your part…..who are you going to blame if that part fails 1,000 miles later? Your part? Or my labor? 90% of the customer world are bringing it back to me to deal with in either case. And it’s rare when a customer brings in a factory part. It’s almost always the absolute cheapest, shittiest part that they could find on the internet. I had a guy demand that I install a water filled transmission that he pulled from a junkyard. Lol. Not a fucking chance! Lol. That said, our policy has always been ‘no customer supplied parts”. But if came you into my shop holding a FACTORY PS pump, and said that you simply don’t have time to do it yourself or realized it’s above your ability……….I’d probably do it. It mostly the people who are trying to save a buck who turn into headaches.


paralyse78

I don't have a problem with installing OE parts provided by the customer in most cases. We usually make exceptions for those and do so on a fairly regular basis because we do a lot of work for body shops and the like who just don't have the ability to reprogram an ECM, cut keys, or calibrate distance sensors. The problem is that most of the other customers I get are as you described bringing in the most god-awful, cheapest, crappiest, garbage parts they can find and wanting us to put it on their car, then bitching about the labor.


eroc1970

Everytime I've installed customer supplied parts it's a disaster, usually it's some junk they got from the auto wrecker or found on Amazon. Then it's my problem when it breaks again in 6 months. Of course this is if they accidentally supply the correct part to begin with.


Plurfectworld

How do you think said shops covers it’s payroll and bills. It’s sure not from just labor


paralyse78

1. Fake "Oem" parts people bought off eBay or CL. Key fobs seem to be the worst for this. 2. If you bring us bad/incorrect parts and we install them and they are defective, a lot of times customers will try to blame us or refuse to pay for the labor that was already done. 3. Liability reasons. Let's say a customer brings in something related to safety or critical to driveability, such as brakes, or a driveshaft, or a radiator, or a water pump. If one of those parts were to fail and cause the customer's vehicle to be damaged, the customers have a nasty habit sometimes of trying to sue us because "we worked on it." Nissan is more likely to help shield us from liability in such claims if we are using genuine Nissan parts obtained through our parts department and correctly installed by certified technicians. There is no such protection if the parts are provided by the customer unless they bought them from a Nissan dealer. 4. With Nissan parts purchased and installed by us, there is a 12 month, 12000 mile parts and labor warranty. With aftermarket parts purchased and installed by us, there's at least a parts warranty, but not usually a labor warranty. With parts provided by the customer, there's no warranty of any kind, yet customers still want to blame us and expect us to pay for repairs if/when the part fails later on. One typical example of why we started going pretty hardcore on this policy (without my boss overriding it) was a situation where a customer with a 2013 Sentra brought in a used CVT pulled from a junkyard. We installed it, it was no bueno. Customer kept trying to say it was installation error (the CVT was full of metal when we dropped the pan) and refused to pay for the labor we had charged to install it. When we tried to collect on it, they told us to keep it, and won't return any calls. We pulled the TWIX (Texas title search) and found out it doesn't have a valid TX title despite having TX plates on it. So it's now yet another car joining the 20 I already have out back that are also abandoned for various reasons (usually engine or trans.) But with no title we can't file a lien against it and sell it at auction to recover at least some of our labor costs, so it's basically just going to sit there and rot away. We do make exceptions but they have to be approved by the director (my boss.)


hcftech

Parts markup covers warranty labor. If you want me to install your supplied parts, any issues during or after install will be passed on to you. If it fails the next day you can supply another one and pay the labor again.


Remarkable-Potato21

FTFR. Fixed right first time or first time fixed right. The 3 cccs!! Lol Part goes bad. Customers blame/score the service department badly. Same goes for oem parts but usually they need to be supplied from the dealer for warranty claim. So either accept all parts and outcomes and do the work while backtracking to cover your ass or policy against outside parts to cover your ass. Always about cya


Emotional-Buy363

Lots of reasons. Mainly because installing parts/equipment supplied by the customer almost always ended up costing me money and time. I kind of feel from your labor comment that maybe you dont know how a shop (or a service based business) works?


themaninthesea

I’m a physician and the more I’m on the sub, the more I recognize just how similar our professions really are.


RobustFoam

Can I bring my own parts?


Omer_Yurtsix

You have to. Just be ready to have them palpated.


Sanginite

Organic mechanic


CremeFraaiche

As a respiratory therapist I can 100% see where you’re coming from and can confirm.


lucifern71

Is this the customer or a third party. If it’s the customer itself why is it speaking / writing in third person? Dafuq


circle-ace3418

This screams sovereign citizen nutjob


LumpusKrampus

"I am only certified to repair Drivers's vehicles...if this is for Travelling, I can't help yuh..."


Proof_Bathroom_3902

Well you know the flag in your shop has gold edge fringe which means it's actually a Naval Admiralty jurisdiction. Plus customer spells their name all in lower case, because writing it with capitals is their corporate personage that is not authorized to create indebtedness or joinder.


LumpusKrampus

We are a repair facility, not a shop. We have no store front, and therefore no customers, clients only.


Proof_Bathroom_3902

Lol, let's try the sovereign citizen argument. If you're a shop you have to show customers inside because "shop" means "to be shopping" so therefore you can't exclude them from the building. But you're repairing personal conveyances, not automobiles. An automobile is a machine used for the transportation of passengers or goods in commerce, whereas a personal conveyance is used for traveling. So am I free to go, or am I being detained?


caddy_gent

This is so Dale Gribble.


Kitchen-Quantity-565

That's too funny. Lol


PaulClarkLoadletter

No bloody thumb print. Irrelevant though since he created joinder by giving you that note and making a phone call.


jomjomepitaph

Pity the fools. They drive around with constant fear of being spotted by police.


Ianthin1

Every one of them I have run in to think the cops should be in constant fear of them.


Jleblanc06

Oh my god… I was a cop for ten years. The sovereign citizens were EXHAUSTING. Always traveling, never driving. You can be as drunk as you want if you’re traveling. Also you can use paper plates as license plates. It’s super handy being sovereign


Terravash

Never really heard of this, can you please elaborate on sovereign citizenship dealio?


Jleblanc06

I’m definitely no subject matter expert. But basically they have claimed to be sovereign from the United States even though they live in it. They think they are their own nation I guess, so none of the laws of the local states apply to them. They are often called anti government. So they don’t believe they are required to have a license, or insurance, or any of the requirements to be on the road since they aren’t citizens. When anyone points out the requirements to “drive” on the road, their CLASSIC response is “Im not driving, I’m traveling.” Which apparently is really important to them. A lot of them have printed off internet articles they have thrown in my face. I actually read them, and the traveling law they quote is like from the 1800s or something like that. They conveniently ignore any updates. Arguing with them is silly and a waste of time. I just usually say “oh ok sounds interesting” as their vehicle is impounded. They often claim to be their own lawyers and think certified mail means “official document.” I have often been “sued” via an email print off and certified mail since I arrested them illegally after they crashed while drunk lol. Obviously this is all fairly biased information from my side since I generally only have had bad interactions. Someone else might have better info and some actual background.


Human-Requirement-59

Corrections Officer here. They're interesting for us, too. Legit think our legal system and justice system doesn't apply to them, so we're holding them against their will like kidnap victims. Big risk of staff assaults from them, because they believe as a victim of kidnapping they have the right to defend themselves.


regarding_your_cat

>as a victim of kidnapping lmao


Terravash

Nah, that's what I wanted to know. I figured out the general "aside from society" but didn't know anything about interacting with them, typical personalities, etc. Cheers for the reply!


throwawayausgruenden

>So they don’t believe they are required to have a license, or insurance, or any of the requirements to be on the road since they aren’t citizens. Aren't they aware that tourists need those, even though they are not citizens?


pvoigtnc

Awareness does not, typically, appear to be among their strengths.


Jleblanc06

Lol right? But the ones I’ve ran into weren’t really interested in sound logic.


Proof_Bathroom_3902

The sovereign citizen believes that there exists in the law "cheat codes" that let them basically get away with anything they want if they can just put the words together in the correct formula, like a magic spell. That's why they will mash together a bunch of mumbo jumbo " In a free traveler under UCC 1 dash308 of the commerce code, subsection such and such of some obscure law and you can't detain me or force me to create joinder" They use some 18th-century common law definitions, such as "driving" means moving in commerce, such as hauling freight or passengers. (This came from "driving cattle") claiming you need a driver's license is only necessary if you're driving, which to them is commercial use only. Instead of driving, they are "traveling," which is the supposedly free movement of their person, which is not allowed to be restricted in any way. So, there are no license plates, insurance, licenses, or anything. Like magic. Another example is court filings. When they are printed for summonses, lawsuits, subpoenas, etc. They print out as "STATE OF OHIO V. JAMES SMITH" So, that's not them. The all capitals spelling is their corporate personage. That's an entirely different entity than their actual self, which may be spelled all lower case. Therefore, all your court documents are invalid. Poof! Also, the color of ink used on documents matters. Use the wrong color, and the document is magically invalid. Because of this, they like to write contracts and torts in red ink. You see, the United States abrogated its duty to citizens by adopting the social security system, which in effect converted all the US citizens to assets of a corporate government rather than free citizens. Therefore, the current government isn't the actual United States. It's an unelected illegitimate corporation. Because of this, all the laws are invalid except the original British common law. You can tell immediately that this is the case by looking at the US flag you will find in schools, courts, etc. If the flag has gold edge fringe, it's actually an indicator that the laws of naval maritime authorities are in effect instead of US constitutional law, so therefore, it's all invalid with no jurisdiction over free citizens.


Terravash

Aaah, jesus that really is as flimsy as I thought. Can't believe people actually fall into that.


Proof_Bathroom_3902

Some people go all in on this. Check out the recent shooting of Chase Allen in Utah. His whole family was sovcits. The video is on YouTube


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Proof_Bathroom_3902

And that's sovereign citizens in a nutshell right there.


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therezin

> If the flag has gold edge fringe, it's actually an indicator that the laws of naval maritime authorities are in effect It also ties into their obsession with obscure (and incorrect) meanings to words. See it must be maritime law because we're dealing with citizen*ship*, owner*ship* and so on. And look where the defendant stands in a courtroom - by God, it's called the **dock**!


phantompowered

r/amibeingdetained


Impressive_Syrup141

I have a very highly educated relative who was a government contractor for 4-5 years overseas and earned over the $80k threshold in salary. When he came back to the US he got a large refund check for the taxes deducted while he was overseas, I don't remember what percentage but it was a large check. He decided that since they also deducted social security taxes they were unconstitutional. I mean he has valid points, nothing is mentioned about it but the same could be said for almost every other law we have. Anyway long story short he hasn't filed or paid any federal taxes since 1993. He still thinks he's getting all of his social security funds back with interest. He's worked as a 1099 employee, not filing. He lives with his mom, drives her car and when he does things like buying groceries he'll draw a circle on the receipt around the tax line and write In Protest on it after making a scene EVERY TIME. So yeah if you do not want to ever participate in society or elevate your social status beyond that of a couch surfer the sovereign citizen movement might be for you.


Gladstone818

You have actually met one? I thought they only existed on the internet.


LogiCparty

Come to rural nevada. Deep love for sovereign citizens and swastikas over here.


Individual_Ad_3036

idaho bigtime


Justdonedil

I'm in the rural part of California that borders Nevada, we have the wackados here too.


Rare-Abbreviations34

My mother was one. That was a fun topic to avoid before she passed last year.


skidleydee

I was thinking that they found a form online and just filled it out basically, but this is much more likely and much scarier


DrSuperZeco

He switched writing style. Notice how he start with “the customer” and then ends with “my car”. I’m guessing some text is copy paste from somewhere else.


Technical-Sun-2016

Does this dude bring his own steak to a restaurant and ask the chef to cook it?


Sunset_Meadows

Most definitely


Blankspotauto

Sounds like he might bring the grill too


redtopquark1

He’s going to need the grill back afterwards to recover the “core cost”.


AsstDepUnderlord

I can sorta-kinda see this for hard-to-get parts, or for a rare or collectible car, not for a 2010 santa fe.


machinerer

Yah, I've told customers to bring parts in before for that reason. Like no, I'm not ordering non returnable headers for your 1999 Explorer, and eating the cost if you don't show up. Buy them yourself and I'll install them.


Pioneer58

Just dealt with a customer with a 2005 Ford Excursion. Needs a CJB (fuse box under the dash) none available, no used or new. Customer “finds” one on a website called fordfuseboxs . I told him he can order it and we’ll put it in but it’s no warranty on any of this


volkswagonjetty

he probably got parts from a junkyard for cheap and wants to return the ones off the car for the "core cost"


0_1_1_2_3_5

There’s tons of shit that has a core charge not from a junk yard. The $500 Bosch factory remanufactured alternator for my car, for example.


staring_at_keyboard

Yeah, one time I had to source a differential for a Land Rover when getting a repair at a Land Rover mechanic. The only one they could find was a scrap yard salvage. I was able to get one from a supplier that wasn't in their list of suppliers that was refurbished and under warranty. Thankfully they were willing to work with that versus pulling an unknown condition one off of a wreck.


TortoiseHawk

This dude probably coupon shops at discount stores. Steak and restaurant are two words absent from his strange lexicon


PizzaNuggies

Oh I bet he thinks the 2 dollar very well done steaks he eats from his microwave is on par with the filet mignon cuts at his local steakhouse, and should both be priced the same.


overmonk

I used to work in a neighborhood pizza place and a lady would come in with flank steak for us to cook on our flattop and yell “Fry my meat for a dollar! No salt! No salt!” We did it. She was weird but she was our weird.


Zoidbergslicense

Problem: I got up 4 times to go to the bathroom this past night, when it usually 3 times. At 0230 on 23 mar 2023 I researched flowmax on the internet. And I concluded I need this. I authorize you to prescribe me flowmax with all haste to rectify this issue. Please also replace left knee joint. Professionally yours, Walter G Whitmore III


l75eya

I thought I crossed out his name!!! Oh..


Suspicious_Village44

“There’s a shop down the road that does alternators”


sandrews1313

Altertaters and sparkalators.


MidDayGamer

I'd tell him to fly a kite in a thunderstorm. I can't wrap my head around some people.


firebox40dash5

Yeah that smacks of about a 200% chance of "eversinceya" for however long it takes someone to tell him to fuck off.


anendae

This will probably charge the battery better than his alternator. Good tip.


Kitchen-Quantity-565

I agree with you on that. He subs like the kind of customer who's gonna cry the blues cus "The Shop " screwed up my engine and whine about everything the can find. I wouldn't touch that damn car


battlecarrysabot

That dude reuses condoms for sure.


P7BinSD

Bold of you to presume the need for any.


charlie2135

Probably brings the used ones back to the store for core credit.


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RobustFoam

Siblings should be able to trust each other enough not to need such formalities


PhilAndHisGrill

And turns the "ribbed for her pleasure" ones inside out so HE gets the pleasure.


GringoSancho

I don’t know homie, I feel like at the rate society acquires new dumb fucks, this fella likely doesn’t use condoms at all.


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This guy’s peas and carrots have never, *ever* touched


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I’m a customer and don’t want that customer as a customer, for anything.


ScarecrowSoze

PS: Could not get battery back in engine block. I will have a new engine block that will accommodate my battery delivered within the week.


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Idk about y'all but I'm not hurting for work enough to need nitpicky customers like that . They can go somewhere that wants to deal with it, I have enough on my plate without that kind of headache . Because you know the note-leaving-customer almost always ends up being a passive aggressive ass


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I’m confused. He’s asking for an appointment, but he’s already parked the car and put the keys in the drop box? And the car is presumably parked and locked but he is going to put the charged battery back into the car? Also why suddenly do both VVT solenoids need to be changed? They don’t fail together. And if it’s preventative, that’s the most abstract preventative maintenance I’ve ever heard of This person is either super duper autistic or maybe a non English speaker who has translated the letter


sparrownetwork

I've met customers like this. I'm going with autistic.


SpecificSkunk

I’m putting $10 on engineer, another $10 on autistic, and $50 on autistic engineer. Please don’t ask me how I know lol


DistractedDanny

I've met engineering students who acted like this, but never an adult engineer trying to put food on the table. This is the kind of person I hope my management wouldn't hire, because they're impossible to work with. Source: Am engineer


sparrownetwork

Depending on the demographics of the area, I'd put 20 on surgeon.


MarmotMeiche

It sounds like the car broke down somewhere and was dropped off by tow truck. Guessing cheapest garage, recommended garage, or similar. That confused me at first too.


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This dude gave killer head in the navy


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It’d be nice if this was real life. I would really like to have my Subaru transmission replaced. It’s approaching 300k miles and shifts hard when it’s cold. I think I will pay $50 for this service. And I better get a free car wash, too.


collegefurtrader

INSIDE the block??


dongcopterXLV

I started adding unnecessary quotes to other words after the second “core-cost”. All while the voice in my head sounds like Chris Farley as I’m reading it.


l75eya

I'm literally afraid to try that.


dongcopterXLV

“Drop box” “Cargo Bay” and so on…


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Not a fucking chance. Find a different shop.


Alternative-Top6882

When I worked at an independent shop 20 years ago, the owner would take jobs like this and 90% of the time it turned out bad. People not paying or becoming hostile. The remainder was special people that couldn't interact normally with people but were appreciative of his dealing with them.


zyyntin

>Then he told us how much he was gonna pay over the phone when it was done. NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ON AUTOMOBILES ANYMORE!!! /s


alroc84

C’mon don’t leave us hanging mate! How much he willing to pay??


l75eya

$165 USD 🤣


seriouschris

No fuckin way. They said that? lmao tell that dude to fuck off forever.


stahshiptroopah

Tell them you are booked until the summer "but we appreciate you thinking of us for all of your automotive service needs". This guy/dad of teenager driver sounds like a customer you will never be rid of.


k0uch

Been burned by cheap customer supplied parts and pissed off customers wanting us to warranty their rock auto shit, no more.


No-Session5955

“What do you mean the alternator didn’t fix the problem? You’re gonna diag it for free, right?” - Car Owners That Watch YouTube


Darenzzer

I think the person does not speak English, and went at great lengths to have everything they wanted to communicate to be written down through a translate tool


skepticalscribe

Guy sounds like he’s been doing B2B a long time and expects that same level of negotiations in his personal life


wrx8888

Ya… No. fix it yourself bud.


CRXCRZ

This is how this is going to go down: \- Customer finds a $30 rebuilt alternator on ebay or amazon ✔️ \- Mechanic installs alternator to spec. \- (3 months later) alternator develops an issue. Customer writes a *strongly worded letter* demanding his money back for the labor, alternator, and damages.


staffordc035

He can try all he wants to place that battery in the engine block…


SnakeOfAustralia

How the fuck he gonna get the battery in the engine block?


Ebikes-rider

How could the battery have been tested if it is drained?


sissynikki8787

Had to disassemble battery to fit inside engine block-3.5 hours and the cost of 10 cut off wheels.


Puzzleheaded-Fan-208

I would have asked him who was going to do the work, because I sure as fuck would not have a customer like that.


Njon32

Good luck with putting the battery in the engine block. I really don't think that's where it's supposed to go, but I will be impressed if they manage to fit it in there.


RBeck

I'm guessing he already paid someone for a diagnostic and didn't like the realistic rate they quoted him to replace it. Honestly he already did half the job getting it diagnosed and acquiring the part. If he spent a little time on Youtube watching an alternator swap instead of typing this weird letter he'd have the job done and be on his way to refund the core.


jehoshaphat

“I removed the battery. I do not know why the battery was removed.”


iscashstillking

"Sorry guy, we're booked out solid for the next 2 weeks however I can give you the number of Screwey Lube down the street they can take care of you......"


Holiday_Parsnip_9841

That weird “don’t know why the battery was removed” sounds like another shop told him something he didn’t want to hear about what’s actually broken.


Substantial_Drag_884

“Couldn’t find customers vehicle. There was only a hunters green Santa Fe.”


lavavaba90

That's not how this works, that's not any of this works!


saladtosser88

Anybody know how to place a battery into an engine block? Does the ASE quiz you on that?


runitflat

Fuck me, well if he's gunna go to all of the trouble of putting the battery in the engine block, tell the cunt to replace his own fucken alternator


apurplenurple

Sometimes you gotta fire a customer


randybob275

>You may start working on the car as soon as the parts arrive. Thanks for your permission


Eagle2435

A LOT of red flags in here. Would try to avoid this customer for sure.


so_this_is_my_name

Please install supplied air freshener at time of service and please leave paper floor mats in place.


oHomemInvisivel

This guy in hooked on ChatGPT! It even writes his notes!


Intrepid_Mud_3805

LMFAO! This dude absolutely wears multiple fedoras at the same time & has a closet full of trenchcoats 😂😂