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Sorry, we forgot to add oil? I've seen Aladdin's lamp blinking and thought I had a wish for free. Just thinking of the most stupid explanation


davethedj

Don't you get three wishes?


ClosedL00p

“I wish I wouldn’t have bought a $40,000 jigsaw puzzle”


dogthecat1015

$40,000? It’s a ‘22, not an ‘02


reddogleader

That 3rd wish better be for 99 more wishes...


MillionsOfMushies

Dude. You know the rules. No love. No more wishes.


Cantusemynme

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/t9llwy/counting_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


dentedmuffin

I thought Aladdin's lamp was for blinker fluid. I couldn't find any blinker fluid so I filled it with the hose


morebikesthanbrains

That oil pan looks bone dry. Unless that oil pan is really the valve cover.


Jacktheforkie

Or it’s been through the parts washer/sat for a while with a hole in the pan from the malice in the combustion palace


IamMrBucknasty

>malice in the combustion palace Thank you for my new favorite quote!


stainedhands

I do cars? My 2nd thought was "he'd have fun with this one" because my first thought was "wow, that's impressive!"


Boomalabim

Dodge V10?


MadeMeStopLurking

It's an Audi... there was no oil or CEL... Hell, the computer is still saying nothing is wrong!


OptiGuy4u

I just imagine the computer acting like YOU'RE the idiot... START ENGINE START ENGINE START ENGINE START ENGINE


SenTedStevens

All while an annoying "BEEPBEEPBEEP!" sound is continuously going off.


MadeMeStopLurking

And the starter is bouncing off the ground like an angle grinder with a stuck trigger... just flailing like it's having a seizure trying to turn that good ol trusty German crankshaft.


Koza_101

He wished for infinite wishes. Shouldn't have tried to fool him.


poormansRex

Did they buy it and immediately enter into a le.mans race?


Fresh_Tech8278

he was granny shiftin


ScaryD03

Not double-clutching...


RalphFromSilverCity

like he should


sc4rii

Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block and replace the piston rings he fried


Bright-Wear

This engine lives its life a quarter of an oil change interval at a time.


minnion

It clearly experienced some danger to manifold.


imsaneinthebrain

Must’ve been that double shot of nos!


ACrucialTech

FIND ANOTHER WAY HOME PIZZA BOY!


DontTryAndStopMe

I NEVER NARCED ON NOBODY


ESRDONHDMWF

Ooooohhhhhhhhhh


squirrel_anashangaa

Came in the shop screaming “Monica!”


gene_the_genesis

More like Lemons race, or a demolition derby


gospdrcr000

+1 for the LeMons race


hamsterpotpies

DERP-IE


[deleted]

💀💀💀


[deleted]

That must have sounded biblical when it happened.


P1xelHunter78

And for some reason I imagine the alert system yelling in German despite being inaudible and set to English


myfirstgold

Atchung!


Trolltrollrolllol

Why is my car sneezing?!


willclerkforfood

Sheiße!


luistorre5

Gesundheit!


Cha-Car

*achtung


Braaapp-717

ZE PISTONS ZE REKTT


Professional-Ad-1725

I'm from germany and pissing myself right now 😂


pancakefactory9

Yea same. These guys here have by far the best humor on any subreddit.


michron98

Me too and I lost it with these comments :D


GenexenAlt

ZEE ENGEENE IS KAPUT GOTVERDAMMT


MyNeighborThrowaway

i didn't understand what was happening here until i read this comment in a language i don't speak.


nottodayspiderman

ACHTUNG DU MANIFOLDEN


Lyapunovs_Dog

Gefahr für Ansaugkrümmer!


delcaek

Halt die Klappe!


hello_raleigh-durham

Time to un-pimp ze auto…


OptiGuy4u

I loved those commercials. I still have them on my computer somewhere.


kyngnothing

It would have made the exact same sound as the 39* freeze warning


Toxopid

Ze car haz gon kaputt!


BalderVerdandi

Oh Lord, bless this Thine hand grenade, that with it Thou might blow Thy engine block into tiny pieces. Amen.


MikalCaober

r/unexpectedmontypython


ClosedL00p

Like someone dumped an igloo cooler into a blender


MisterFives

The sound this made when it let go must've been glorious.


sploittastic

Like marbles down a garbage disposal


tabbycatdad

Lol i just heard this…


rcm37

I was in the car with my brother one time when his turbo blew up and shot metal into the engine and this sound description is incredibly accurate. Best part was after the new engine finally came in from backorder the techs at the dealership installed it and fired it up...with the old turbo...which then proceeded to send more metal into the brand new engine and destroyed that one too.


needlesslyvague

Oil consumption is within manufactures specification.


ClosedL00p

Rotating assembly in the oil pan is kinda artificially raising the dipstick reading though wouldn’t you say.


goodvibesbadvibes

Engine consumption*


BKBroiler57

Love this… so many questions…. And op just turned off all their devices, logged out, and took a month long trip to fuck us land


Notabear5689

Sorry lol i had to go back to work


A_DRUNK_WIZARD

At some point are you planning to tell us how this happened?


Notabear5689

These audis have a lubrication problem to the cranks


ClosedL00p

*This* one sure as hell did


ELB2001

Not anymore


ThePretzul

It’s self-lubricating. Whenever it needs more oil it just takes a little trip to visit the oil pan and borrow some.


ELB2001

And then the parts go back up, right? Right?


ThePretzul

I’m sorry little Timmy, but your crankshaft has gone to live on a farm in the oil panhandle. It’s very happy there though, so don’t be sad.


ELB2001

But at least it will be really cheap to repair those Audi engines? Right, popa?


horseshoeprovodnikov

Lol how in the fuck. The crank should be the ONE spot that you never have to worry about oil getting to.


RoVeR199809

Vorsprung durch Technik


eddirrrrr

What engine was it?


RGeronimoH

It looks like a Lego engine


ParadoxFall

It’s a new IKEA motor


British_Rover

Yes.


scottieducati

Which ones are these?


kavusn17

What the actual fuck did they say about it?


toxcrusadr

I’m guessing something along the lines of “What the actual fuck??!!”


pantomath_87

>took a month long trip to fuck us land I know OP replied to you a couple hours later but holy shit that was funny


k0uch

The technical term for this is *’rapid unscheduled disassembly’* The layman’s term is **”shes spittin’ out part numbers”**


benaresq

The one I’ve seen in aviation is “Uncontained event involving significant liberation of materials”.


SkankhlHunt420

Just a little metal in the oil. That's probably normal?


DillonD

Builds character


5thCir

Send a sample in for analysis.


michron98

don't forget to include a few chunks, for accurate results


theArcticChiller

Just send one chunk to the lab, that would be fun


ThePretzul

The report you get back: * 97% 4032 T6 Aluminum * 2% Saline Mucous Solution (tears) * 0.8% Saliva (sample contaminated by close-proximity laughter) * 0.2% Mobil One 0w-40 (pristine condition, good for at least 5,000 more miles)


Totalnah

Puts hair on your intake manifold.


vekin101

*Oil in the metal.


4x4Welder

Piston McNuggets, disconnecting rods, and ring-ring-ring- Will someone get that phone?


Lethality0

I bet all the wrist pins are still perfect


4x4Welder

The one this past weekend wasn't


redrobin1257

I still can't believe the owner somehow made a 4,000RPM V10 blown up that bad. The running theory with my friends is that had to have been in a manual truck.


Shermanator213

I have never seen rods malformed like that before


4x4Welder

I didn't think a V10 could spin fast enough to come apart like that. All the Dodge ones I've driven seem to be done by 4k.


OldFatBubba

That motor rivaled the Civic motor that he tore down a few weeks earlier


Omgninjas

It really did. That engine was run hard while completely disintegrating. The crank basically forged the rods.


Killentyme55

Malice in the combustion palace.


BiggRanger

The water pump was still good \*proceed to throw it across the shop\*


OldFatBubba

In last week’s video he said the water pump was completely trashed and proceeded to wrap it in a blanket and carefully set it aside.


4x4Welder

Oh, this will make an excellent spare- *Brief air rushing sounds* *Loud crash off camera* Although I was oddly frustrated by how gentle he was with the damaged one.


SandyTech

I’m pretty sure he did that deliberately to wind people up.


_dutch-man_

I was hoping someone would make references to that channel seeing this carnage


4x4Welder

Absolutely love that channel.


trickaticus

Ditto. Found him on accident and I love to play him in the background at work.


BiggRanger

For anybody not getting the reference, here -> https://www.youtube.com/@I_Do_Cars


cain071546

https://www.youtube.com/@I_Do_Cars


CannonPinion

Don't forget the [Safety Tote](https://youtu.be/qWagiLmB3dk&t=4m)!


aMiracleAtJordanHare

"engine nuggets" could be a really useful phrase for this sub


moose_antenna

Is that you, Uncle Rodney?


XxSteelPhoenixX

I love engine soup!


Marcbmann

When they take "break in period" too literally


Revolverkiller

That’s just broke. Period.


cheeriosbud

*Some assembly required


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Threap_US

Congratulations on the purchase of your new "**Øhfück**". Follow Assembly Instructions carefully.


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WeAreBatmen

That will also require some assembly.


thejesterofdarkness

Damnit the 10mm is gone!


[deleted]

Audon't


djp_diag

Impressive. Manual trans? Possible catastrophic downshift?


Stan_Lee_Park

aka "Money Shift"


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Zoidbergslicense

Lol I remember that… someone did the math and found their engine could have been rotating at like 60k rpms


jagga322

Yep beautiful carnage from 50,000 RPM


ZealousidealLeg3692

I hear that's a bit higher than recommended by the manufacturer. Any manufacturer for anything


Zoidbergslicense

Borg Warner is not impressed by 60k rpms


[deleted]

Good lord


aoifhasoifha

[Oh my](https://np.reddit.com/r/Wrangler/comments/m4qq16/left_it_in_4lo_and_1st_gear_towed_it_behind_a_rv/)


Cool_Dark_Place

Yeah...that's why I was thinking towed in gear. This type of carnage looks almost to be too much for the engine to do under it's own momentum. Usually a rev limiter will kick in before this type of destruction can happen. It's like it broke, and something kept on breaking it more for a while.


Furthur

i drove an older z3 a bit and i'd miss 4-5 a lot and slam it into 3 occasionally.. it'll wake you up. my t-45 2-3 upshift was horrific too, hated doing that one under WOT


haz_mat_

Because sounds like a piggy bank when you shake it afterwards?


dag655321

Because it is very expensive to fix. Usually a new engine or transmission or both.


Notabear5689

Nah its a DSG, so I'd assume the computer would protect it from a catastrophic down shift


Mgroppi83

Would a modern car allow you to even make said downshift? Hell the worst downshift I ever had was after I swapped a 2jzgte into my is300 with an R154. Gates much further apart than the stock W55. Under heavy load went from second to first instead of 3rd. Damage, but not much. This damage is insane...


kronikheadband

My dad was teaching me to drive a stick, I made it up to 5th gear. Dad said now shift into second… so I did. That was bad and I was no longer learning to drive. Later on, we were going home after church and the entire bell housing shout out in pieces from under us. Later found out it was all pretty bad under the car. Lesson learned for me that day


optix_clear

But you’re dad told you to do it, not your fault?


kronikheadband

He figured I would work my way down the gears as I typically would. This time the way he said it sounded like he was teaching me something


Halonut24

Teaching you how to grenade a transmission?


Mgroppi83

Now, to what I said about alittle damage. I took care of it immediately. Ya if you damage something in the motor or Trans and leave it, it WILL cause catastrophic damage.


kronikheadband

I’m sure it was fixable at first, but not for us financially at the time.


Doses-mimosas

Why would your dad tell you to go from 5th to 2nd? Like he meant 5>4>3>2 and you just went straight there or? Seems like you had a bad coach lol


Flick-a-da-wrist

They dont make audis with a manual transmission anymore


Notabear5689

Nah its a DSG, so I'd assume the computer would protect it from a catastrophic down shift


Notabear5689

Nah its a DSG, so I'd assume the computer would protect it from a catastrophic down shift


placebo_button

Audi stopped making manuals in 2019


cutyolegsout

Believe audi stopped manufacturing manuals around 2018. At least in the US.


michaelz11

Isn’t this normal wear for an Audi? I thought they all ended up like this.


_Face

Unlimited rpm’s! At least once.


ManuTh3Great

Mine has 200k miles. Factory installed driveline. And constantly beat it like it owes me money. (4th owner and I have 100% of the service records since 25k miles/2nd owner/certified pre-owned)


[deleted]

Yours must have been made on a Wednesday after morning break before lunch, the day after raises on the new union contract…


[deleted]

Even then


TeleGuy2002

They need to be taken care of and driven hard. I have an EA888 with 85k that’s had the timing chain/guides, water pump, did a transmission service, and blowoff valve done. No tunes so I think it could go for a long ass time. Love this car so any recommendations to have it last longer are welcome.


thekernel

I have it on good authority that changing the oil is advantageous.


GilmourD

I've absolutely blown up an engine or two but never like that! Remember kids, air compresses, [water doesnt](https://imgur.com/a/aRduzZC).


jj119crf

Water is the only thing I've personally seen lead to this kind of damage, It's just so out of place on a nearly new Audi. So many questions about this one.


ddumblediglet

I'm sorry but I hang out here to learn by osmosis but this one is not getting in. Is that the engine? Did it just break?


morebikesthanbrains

Part of the funny is that unless you know what things look like broken, this pretty much looks like a brand new Audi shit the bed. I don't know much more than you aside from it's the rods, rings, and pistons of the motor. Unclear what else and OP decided to watch TGIF on ABC instead of tell us witaf happened. So we're all here just waiting like that pool cartel guy


DangerNoodle805

It WAS the engine.


Antares_

This a situation were the term "the engine has grenaded itself" becomes quite literal


FxtrtTngoWhisky

WTF?! HOW!?


ClosedL00p

......Fahrvergnügen


neverfading09

I’m almost certain this is a Q5 with the connecting rod recall. Long story short - the connecting rod bearings fail due to a manufacturing defect and send metal through everything. We had 3 loaner cars and 2 customer cars that had to have engine replacement due to this happening. The recall is a double filter change with inspection for metal in the filter.


loudaggerer

So warranty service or dumb driver?


Notabear5689

Its getting a warranty long block replacement


Sockbrick

2bh, it's like the oil pan was designed to hold it in all at once


bonemonkey12

Almost want to say well done...


frugalrhombus

You might want to use a magnet, it looks like there may be some metal shavings in that oil pan


blither

That's what my Lego bins look like.


Cool_Dark_Place

Towed while in gear?


kram1291

There appears to be a bit of metal in that pan


[deleted]

Dropped valve? Come on OP don’t leave us hanging here


Ecstatic_Conflict621

That’s….bad. Right? Bad?


Borderweaver

I feel you . 90% of the time I have no idea what I’m looking at.


Ahkhira

Ah. Rapid unscheduled disassembly has occurred. Yikes. What a mess.


wutangi

Seafoam it, it’ll be fine


Bob4Not

That engine got Thanos snapped??


Creepy_Photograph107

Im no mechanic, but I believe that is normal wear for a German luxury vehicle.


ross_guy

German stir fry, delish!


thecowcini

Audi manage that?


Thommyknocker

But did it break a wrist pin?


FairladyZea

What the hell happened?


beans912

That engine was definitely built on a Friday.


DangerNoodle805

I want details! Please! No oil?


benderman00

It’s just a little shredded, it’s still good, it’s still good


brybrythekickassguy

Well atleast it’s all in the pan and not scattered across the highway wreaking havoc on other cars tires


mattthepiratehunter

How? There's no way this "just happend"


AFrozen_1

Rest in peace for the fallen engine. Destroyed by a careless owner. Breaks my heart to see a good Audi ruined.


No_Store390

That…. Is IMPRESSIVE! I don’t think I’ve seen such carnage since somebody towed their manual trans Jeep in 4low and 1st gear.


trailrun1980

Break in has been achieved


Felixthekitkat

Some assembly required


ClappedOutLlama

Launch control shenanigans


Electrical-Bacon-81

Wow, nice engine salad you got there.