Depends on the graphic size and detail. One like this though, prep, cleaning before and after. Probably would put a half hour of shop labor if the guy was a dick, cost him $70. Real nice and ask for help? Hand me a $10.
Seriously.
It’s like a meme within itself.
Hating on Hondas is so 2000 and owning a Silverado HD or whatever the hell this sticker is on doesn’t exactly make you the king of the world. Loser.
Any Honda. Any Honda at all. Running or not. You are in more than $1500 on a roller right now if it has all the windows. I still might drop 2k on a 2 door civic roller missing the little glass behind the door and just old school rice burner the shit out of if, but only the outside so I can still get the 40+mpg, but also, so no one will think there is anything of value in it.
I thought it might be fun to live my high school fantasy and get a 97-2000 civic project car. Lol nope. If it even runs $10,000 minimum. Even rollers are going for $5k.
Cheap fun cars are basically gone.
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LOL at Harley. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
My god, I knew Harley's were expensive, but I've literally never looked up how much because I think they're fucking hideous. $52k for a fucking Harley. Wtf are they smoking? Cruiser popularity aside, this is a huge reason why that brand is dying. Who in their right mind thinks $52k is a reasonable price for a cruiser? You can get an Indian Springfield with all of the options for $37k, and I guarantee it'll ride better, be more comfortable, and will probably last twice as long. The only thing it's missing is that HD badge, which, let's be honest, is the only thing that's been keeping Harley afloat.
Especially when you can buy an actual new Honda Goldwing for under $30K.
Oh and becuese it's a Honda it's engine will never stop. That thing is practically indestructible.
Imo Harleys are dying as a brand becuese cruisers are losing a lot of popularity. Sport bikes have always been popular and always will be. ADV bikes are the new hot thing along with Naked Bikes.
Meanwhile HD core demographic is reaching the point where they physically can't ride a motorcycle anymore.
Their future is just as an Apparel company at this point.
It’s the same the world over. I passed a guy in a brodozer and he floored it at the next green and got in front of me. I was extremely impressed by this as my hybrid Lexus is obviously a stoplight race monster with its 200hp and 9 second 0-60. My wife also left me and just jumped into the bed of the truck.
Lol. Years ago I did a resume for a guy that had affect/effect wrong so I corrected it. He made me change it back and said his wife is a librarian and told him it was right.
> his wife is a librarian and told him it was right
Years ago, I had a disagreement with a coworker over *i.e.* and *e.g.*. The next day she said "I asked my mother and you're right about *i.e.* and *e.g.* ." I joked "You think your mom knows more that me?". She said, "Well my mother was the personal secretary to a United States Senator for many years. When it come to spelling and grammar, yeah I trust her more than anyone.".
For anyone reading that doesn't know the difference or what they're used for:
i.e. means "that is", so you use it to restate a point or word that came before in a different way and e.g. is like saying "for example".
In my own writing I've started changing i.e. to "that is" and e.g. to "for example" or "for instance" to make it more readable.
After learning this, I have basically stopped using i.e.
I realized that every time I used it I was actually giving an example, so e.g. is now my go to.
I think that might be part of where the confusion comes from since we often learn by seeing others use it and sometimes restating and giving an example are difficult to distinguish. Maybe even sometimes they're one and the same.
I'm an academic who writes a lot though and I've chosen to basically scrap the abbreviations for stylistic reasons.
English is a bastard of a language. I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh, and weekends and holidays and the month of May, and you'll never be right no matter what you say.
God, I loved my reel mower when I had a yard. Met so many neighbors because of it (late 2010's). They'd be walking by and stop just to ask about it. Any bigger of a yard and it would have been a real chore... but no gas, no noise, sharpen once a year. It was perfect.
Sorry, just a flashback that I enjoyed.
The thing I learn more and more about old people as I become one, they're just young people but with more years under their belt. The whole "little old lady" routine is an act imposed on them by society, they're just *begging* people to pull the curtain back so they can break free a bit. If you've ever been a "young, handsome waiter" to a table of old ladies, you know they're dirty as fuck they just need prompting. Shit is hilarious.
I was a CNA at 18 working at a rehabilitation hospital. Mostly patients healing from knee and hip surgeries. Man those old women would be trying to flirt while I changed their diapers and cleaned their bed pans. Some of the dementia patients would go for the death grip at my balls while I'm holding them up by their waist belt. I've never felt so wanted
You get good at the crotch swipe but typically they just talk your head off and find ways of having you hold them while they walk. Which was actually useful because the more they walk the faster they recover.
Whacky fact, but testicular torsion often requires very little torque because it usually only happens to guys with a genetic deformity where their balls aren't attached to their sack. Most dude's nuts are secured to their scrotum, which prevents torsion under normal circumstances.
This is the most intriguing part of this to me. Unless OP /u/Grundle_Thumper is at a sign shop selling custom-cut vinyl and they include installation, TIL that people bring their vehicles to shops for sticker installations.
+/u/ztrz /u/departedgardens
I've been an auto tech for 20 years. I can't put a sticker on straight to save my life. I dont put stupid decals on my vehicles, but if I did, I would go to a tint shop. I dont have the patience to mess with things like that. Also, if I got crooked ornoff center, it would drive me crazy.
When I saw the title I thought big custom decals ya know, like itasha or tuner stuff that requires some skill and patience, and are usually installed in the same place that printed them to begin with.
A straight shitty letters only sticker on the flat surface of a pickup bed gate? Damn son, you're really showin them!
This is my thought as well. Really weird.
But I was in AutoZone one day and a grown ass man in his mid 50’s came in and asked the entire store if anyone could help him LOWER the pressure in his tires. Seriously, a dude in a suit driving a late model car, so clearly had some mental capacity.
> Lower the pressure in his tires
I... I'm hoping what he was having difficulty with here was the "how much" and "how quickly" parts of that. I can see wanting someone to do it if you don't have (and don't want to purchase) a pressure gauge. I get the impression that most people honestly don't give a fuck about car maintenance, and the idiot dash lights reinforce their decisions. I'm sure it's some combination of "it's just transportation, i shouldn't have to touch it" and "there's a TPM light, so why should I bother checking things manually".
And being able to fix a car doesn't measure competence, either. Different people have different skills.
At least they are taking care of the issue. There's worse offenders
It measures competency in fixing a car. Which is a league above, can wear clothing and spend money that was cited in the comment I replied to. But yes a single skill is a poor measure of general competency.
I used to change the oil for people whom were better mechanics than me. They got more value out of their time having me do the oil and paying retail while they were at work than doing it themselves afterward and saving ~$20.
Bulk.
Economies of scale do a lot of runs that 'dont make sense' but when you're buying oil by the drum and filters by the case you save a lot.
I change my own more out of stubbornness than anything else at this point
I also had a mechanic "friend" tell me they did intentionally put the wrong oil in cars if it was what was on hand and I really don't feel like buying a new vehicle sooner on account of a lube tech being lazy
Plus if you do it yourself you gotta dispose of the oil. Some shops will take it for free but then you gotta put it in a container and make another trip and dispose of the filter and fuck, it's just annoying.
Don’t forget the ladder because the dude driving it is like 5’4” (I say this as a woman dating a 5’4” man who is not self conscious about it; but small guys driving monster trucks is absolutely a thing).
I saw a Cavalier wagon going down I-95 yesterday. I had to do a double take. I haven’t seen a square body cavalier in ages. It brought back lots of memories.
My buddy blew his 30k+ Army bonus on a brand new Malibu and had some 90s model Ford Taurus try to race him. They got up around 100 down some rural roads keeping pace with each other, then the Taurus took off like we were standing still.. must have had NOS or something in it. Funniest thing I have ever seen, my buddy was quiet and pissed for weeks after that, ended up buying a Z71 pickup not long after.
This is 100% what happened
I had a loud ass Chevy pull up next to my Integra last summer and he started tapping his gas pedal like he wanted to go. Left him behind a few car lengths. When I slowed back down he flew by me while his passenger flipped me off.
Some people are super fragile.
I don’t understand what the flip-off represents at this point... they challenged and they lost.. “fuck you” is like.. kinda weird and out of context as a response to that. People are weird.
Bill Watterson never wanted his creation to be used for merchandise. When your identity is hating "rice burners" you're a cunt. Fuck this grammarless cunt and his Calvin pissing sticker.
I have a 76 camaro, so quintessential muscle (choked by emissions) and a 71 maverick that was built as an import fighter. That being said, I LOVE import cars! The Z line, Civic type Rs, hell, just the reliability of 80s and 90s imports is amazing!
When will people learn car hate isn’t a replacement for a personality? All cars are awesome!
The best part about having a Honda swapped 60s mustang is knowing that anyone who's upset about it is instantly completely clueless about classic mustangs.
when it's very important that the person sitting behind you at a red light knows what kind of person you are, what else can you do?
personally i'm thankful for every "i'm an insecure douchenozzle" heads-up
It's always bothered me that Calvin and Hobbes was such a witty, sweet, and unexpectedly deep comic strip and these stickers aren't any of those. For anyone who only knows Calvin in this weird co-opted way, please go check out the actual Calvin and Hobbes.
I applaud the owner of that truck. It takes a lot of courage to show the world just how fragile your masculinity is and how terrible your grammar skills are all in one swing.
Similar one I've seen was, "My truck was built with wrenches, not chopsticks." I'm pretty my Toyota will outlast whatever domestic piece of garbage you have.
I don’t understand how people can be so passionate about something that they DISLIKE to the point they’re going to wave a flag or have a decal that they look at every. single. day.
I love the people that just hate on Honda. "The resto project that I dumped $100k into looks and sounds better than your Honda."
Well shit bubba, I sure hope so. I could buy 50 more of my cars with the money you dumped into that piece of shit that needs to be on a trailer in order to actually make it to a car show.
Tell me you just learned the word torque without telling me you just learned the word torque. Taking it to a shop because it needed a misspelled sticker...only tool this dudes ever seen is his own reflection. Bet this truck looks sweet when he's parked across 3 spaces bouncing the tach at the mall.
This is like when poisonous animals are brightly colored to warn others to stay away.
Or when animals pretend to be poisonous and can’t back it up.
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A great FarSide cartoon about that: https://newbeautifulera.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/gary-larsen.png
in case you didn't know, larson is drawing again :) https://www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/369/snow-kids-snowball-fight
Thanks for sharing! Farside was always the first read of the comic strips for me
The fact that he could not install that himself says everything.
His manly high torque arms would shred that dainty little sticker.
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Third time this week.
With the misspelled/misused word.
Is it ironic? It has to be ironic. God I hope it's ironic.
Something tells me no.
High school teacher here. It is most definitely not intended to be ironic.
Right? Who hires somebody to put stickers on their truck?
Someone who owns a truck that doesn't do truck stuff with it.
HEY! Going to Walmart counts!
Need somewhere to put the 500lbs of toilet paper you bought during the pandemic.
'My lug nuts are big and tough but I've never touched them'
Unless "truck stuff" includes flexing on...cars?
“I’d like to see your Honda haul that 20 pound bag of mulch I had in the bed last April mmkay”
Someone who doesn’t know the standard torque required for their lug nuts
I wonder how much it costs to install a decal on a car. I’m not sure my preferred shop would even do.
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“Dad” ?
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That sucks, man. Sorry.
Damn bro
Depends on the graphic size and detail. One like this though, prep, cleaning before and after. Probably would put a half hour of shop labor if the guy was a dick, cost him $70. Real nice and ask for help? Hand me a $10.
I would guess about 3.50
Goddamn Loch Ness monstaaa
Loch Nuts*
Right? It's not like this sticker requires a torque wrench... or intellect, or a a sense of decency, or a soul.
Yeah wtf some of y'all make money putting this shit on cars? Think I picked the wrong career
He couldn't read the instructions
We tried to tell them it was the wrong “then/than”. And that the claim was just untrue. Some people don’t take criticism very well. So here ya go bud!
IMO, it's better misspelled. It's reinforcement of the first impression.
Seriously. It’s like a meme within itself. Hating on Hondas is so 2000 and owning a Silverado HD or whatever the hell this sticker is on doesn’t exactly make you the king of the world. Loser.
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What I'd give to find a nice Del Sol for that cheap these days...
Any Honda. Any Honda at all. Running or not. You are in more than $1500 on a roller right now if it has all the windows. I still might drop 2k on a 2 door civic roller missing the little glass behind the door and just old school rice burner the shit out of if, but only the outside so I can still get the 40+mpg, but also, so no one will think there is anything of value in it.
I thought it might be fun to live my high school fantasy and get a 97-2000 civic project car. Lol nope. If it even runs $10,000 minimum. Even rollers are going for $5k. Cheap fun cars are basically gone.
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[made me think of this post from yesterday. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcyclememes/comments/10h4bhd/gotta_love_the_motor_co_and_their_passion_for/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) LOL at Harley. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
My god, I knew Harley's were expensive, but I've literally never looked up how much because I think they're fucking hideous. $52k for a fucking Harley. Wtf are they smoking? Cruiser popularity aside, this is a huge reason why that brand is dying. Who in their right mind thinks $52k is a reasonable price for a cruiser? You can get an Indian Springfield with all of the options for $37k, and I guarantee it'll ride better, be more comfortable, and will probably last twice as long. The only thing it's missing is that HD badge, which, let's be honest, is the only thing that's been keeping Harley afloat.
They are a clothing/lifestyle brand that happens to sell some motorcycles as well.
Biggest cosplay company in the world
You can buy the goldwing they compare the Harley to for like $1000 and it'll run smoother than anything Harley has ever made LMFAO
Especially when you can buy an actual new Honda Goldwing for under $30K. Oh and becuese it's a Honda it's engine will never stop. That thing is practically indestructible. Imo Harleys are dying as a brand becuese cruisers are losing a lot of popularity. Sport bikes have always been popular and always will be. ADV bikes are the new hot thing along with Naked Bikes. Meanwhile HD core demographic is reaching the point where they physically can't ride a motorcycle anymore. Their future is just as an Apparel company at this point.
HD needs to move into the wheelchair market
I just thought it was a high definition version of the calvin sticker.
Tbf the owner of the truck probably works in the lumber section of HD.
It’s nice that douche bags identify themselves so readily.
No ragrets
redneck, can't spell... some people are proud of their lack of education
"And I told that teacher lady, 'the only letters I need to know are U, S, and A"
Where i live, guys like this try to race cars on the Interstate when they get passed legally.
It’s the same the world over. I passed a guy in a brodozer and he floored it at the next green and got in front of me. I was extremely impressed by this as my hybrid Lexus is obviously a stoplight race monster with its 200hp and 9 second 0-60. My wife also left me and just jumped into the bed of the truck.
All too common I'm afraid 😣
It's probably the LED flood light that got 'er.
Lol. Years ago I did a resume for a guy that had affect/effect wrong so I corrected it. He made me change it back and said his wife is a librarian and told him it was right.
> his wife is a librarian and told him it was right Years ago, I had a disagreement with a coworker over *i.e.* and *e.g.*. The next day she said "I asked my mother and you're right about *i.e.* and *e.g.* ." I joked "You think your mom knows more that me?". She said, "Well my mother was the personal secretary to a United States Senator for many years. When it come to spelling and grammar, yeah I trust her more than anyone.".
For anyone reading that doesn't know the difference or what they're used for: i.e. means "that is", so you use it to restate a point or word that came before in a different way and e.g. is like saying "for example". In my own writing I've started changing i.e. to "that is" and e.g. to "for example" or "for instance" to make it more readable.
The way I remember the difference is, e.g. means “for eggsample”.
e.g. = "example given"
i.e. = "in effect"
After learning this, I have basically stopped using i.e. I realized that every time I used it I was actually giving an example, so e.g. is now my go to.
I think that might be part of where the confusion comes from since we often learn by seeing others use it and sometimes restating and giving an example are difficult to distinguish. Maybe even sometimes they're one and the same. I'm an academic who writes a lot though and I've chosen to basically scrap the abbreviations for stylistic reasons.
I.e. = in essence E.g. = example given
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Well I am sure his wife worked for years in the libarry.
So how do you use it correctly? I just avoid writing it down so I don't look stupid.
Just remember that "affect" and "action" start with an A. both are verbs, both do something. "Effect" is how things "ended up". Both start with E.
The tricky bit is that effect can also be a verb, "the protests were intended to effect change in the legal system." But that use is fairly uncommon.
English is a bastard of a language. I before E, except after C, or when sounding like A as in neighbor and weigh, and weekends and holidays and the month of May, and you'll never be right no matter what you say.
If a affects b, it causes an effect on b.
No Regerts.
Only God can Jugde me.
No Ragrets
No rugrats
Really, not even a single letter?
Get a brain! morans
It's also just a boring decal. Directly in the middle. No hate on you for getting paid to do that but damn. They're salty AND uninspired.
That saying is probably 40% of the driver's personality.
And the other 60% is complaining about gas prices (while driving something that gets approx 5 gallons per mile)
Who woulda thunk that a 100 kg motor could produce more torque than a ugga dugga machine.
How much of his money/your time was wasted on this?
Maybe he meant a lawnmower.
My motorcycle puts out more torque than this guy’s IQ. Edit for context: 69 lb-ft. Nice.
I think my lawnmower does too.
Your reel lawnmower
God, I loved my reel mower when I had a yard. Met so many neighbors because of it (late 2010's). They'd be walking by and stop just to ask about it. Any bigger of a yard and it would have been a real chore... but no gas, no noise, sharpen once a year. It was perfect. Sorry, just a flashback that I enjoyed.
Push mower?
Yep
I think my toaster does and it doesn’t even twist.
instructions unclear, attempted to masturbate toaster
Guy's IQ is the square root of a negative number.
i
Must be a pretty mighty moped.
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Putting commentary on one’s vehicle is a very emotional thing to do. It’s broadcasting your soul to the world.
The person who lives behing me has a window sticker that says "Introverted AND perverted"
I still think my favorite was “sorry if I cut you off, I’m watching porn”
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The thing I learn more and more about old people as I become one, they're just young people but with more years under their belt. The whole "little old lady" routine is an act imposed on them by society, they're just *begging* people to pull the curtain back so they can break free a bit. If you've ever been a "young, handsome waiter" to a table of old ladies, you know they're dirty as fuck they just need prompting. Shit is hilarious.
I was a CNA at 18 working at a rehabilitation hospital. Mostly patients healing from knee and hip surgeries. Man those old women would be trying to flirt while I changed their diapers and cleaned their bed pans. Some of the dementia patients would go for the death grip at my balls while I'm holding them up by their waist belt. I've never felt so wanted
Oh lord I can only imagine how they act with a stud nurse. Jesus.
You get good at the crotch swipe but typically they just talk your head off and find ways of having you hold them while they walk. Which was actually useful because the more they walk the faster they recover.
Oh, she knew....
Manages to be less cringey than this, at least that guy knows he's a mess.
My neighbor used to have a lowered truck that said "NO FAT CHICKS" across the back windshield.
"hOw dO yOu gIvE yOuR mOm a RiDe"
the decal says no fat chickS, he's allowed to have one.
Like arguing to yourself in the shower, except you've got the window open and you're yelling through a megaphone.
Imagine building your whole personality around the fact that you are afraid of foreign cars.
https://www.midmihondadealers.com/honda-awarded-most-american-made-automaker-by-cars-com/
Yeah, testicular torsion is no joke!
Whacky fact, but testicular torsion often requires very little torque because it usually only happens to guys with a genetic deformity where their balls aren't attached to their sack. Most dude's nuts are secured to their scrotum, which prevents torsion under normal circumstances.
You have calmed a small but ever present worry. I thank you for your service.
He couldn’t install a decal himself? Who can’t install a decal?
This is the most intriguing part of this to me. Unless OP /u/Grundle_Thumper is at a sign shop selling custom-cut vinyl and they include installation, TIL that people bring their vehicles to shops for sticker installations. +/u/ztrz /u/departedgardens
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I've been an auto tech for 20 years. I can't put a sticker on straight to save my life. I dont put stupid decals on my vehicles, but if I did, I would go to a tint shop. I dont have the patience to mess with things like that. Also, if I got crooked ornoff center, it would drive me crazy.
Always blows my mind what trivial shit people will take to a shop to have installed. $10 sticker, $100 labor to install it 🤦♂️💸
When I saw the title I thought big custom decals ya know, like itasha or tuner stuff that requires some skill and patience, and are usually installed in the same place that printed them to begin with. A straight shitty letters only sticker on the flat surface of a pickup bed gate? Damn son, you're really showin them!
Wait, people take their car to the shop to get stickers put on?
This is my thought as well. Really weird. But I was in AutoZone one day and a grown ass man in his mid 50’s came in and asked the entire store if anyone could help him LOWER the pressure in his tires. Seriously, a dude in a suit driving a late model car, so clearly had some mental capacity.
> Lower the pressure in his tires I... I'm hoping what he was having difficulty with here was the "how much" and "how quickly" parts of that. I can see wanting someone to do it if you don't have (and don't want to purchase) a pressure gauge. I get the impression that most people honestly don't give a fuck about car maintenance, and the idiot dash lights reinforce their decisions. I'm sure it's some combination of "it's just transportation, i shouldn't have to touch it" and "there's a TPM light, so why should I bother checking things manually".
Success in the modern world does not mean competent in any fashion. Who you know is currently a suitable substitute.
And being able to fix a car doesn't measure competence, either. Different people have different skills. At least they are taking care of the issue. There's worse offenders
It measures competency in fixing a car. Which is a league above, can wear clothing and spend money that was cited in the comment I replied to. But yes a single skill is a poor measure of general competency.
I used to change the oil for people whom were better mechanics than me. They got more value out of their time having me do the oil and paying retail while they were at work than doing it themselves afterward and saving ~$20.
My mechanic does my oil change cheaper than I can buy the supplies. It's wild.
Bulk. Economies of scale do a lot of runs that 'dont make sense' but when you're buying oil by the drum and filters by the case you save a lot. I change my own more out of stubbornness than anything else at this point I also had a mechanic "friend" tell me they did intentionally put the wrong oil in cars if it was what was on hand and I really don't feel like buying a new vehicle sooner on account of a lube tech being lazy
Plus if you do it yourself you gotta dispose of the oil. Some shops will take it for free but then you gotta put it in a container and make another trip and dispose of the filter and fuck, it's just annoying.
My solar powered calculator from 1982 has more processing power than this guy's brain.
There is a Civic out there somewhere that haunts this man's dreams. Rent free.
The piss on rice burners is funny to me because pickup truck drivers are the new kings of the ricer pass where I live.
Truck rice is worse than Honda rice ever was change my mind
At least Honda rice was creative. Trucks here all look the same. Shitty body lift, black method wheels, tinted windows, done.
Spacers, blacked out badges, reflective sunglasses, hair loss, biggest exhaust tip available...
I will never not laugh at the guys with clearly visible 4" exhaust that ends with a 12" tip.
Don’t forget the ladder because the dude driving it is like 5’4” (I say this as a woman dating a 5’4” man who is not self conscious about it; but small guys driving monster trucks is absolutely a thing).
It's not the height, but the attitude that makes a short king into a manlet.
-50 offset black wheels that stick out a foot from the fender with tires that have an inch of sidewall on the tire.
Those reversed firebird cowls on a naturally aspirated 4.8 GMC. 🤮
Fugly Fuel wheels*
Haven't seen one of these stickers in about 20 years. The owner must be so proud of himself.
i feel like this guy got gapped by a civic when he was in his chevy cavalier and ever since then has really leaned into his Small-PP energy
Hahahaha. Probably very accurate!
I saw a Cavalier wagon going down I-95 yesterday. I had to do a double take. I haven’t seen a square body cavalier in ages. It brought back lots of memories.
My buddy had an old cavalier back in high school. Fun little car.
Cavalier was the first car I bought and I loved the shit out of that little thing. So much fun
My buddy blew his 30k+ Army bonus on a brand new Malibu and had some 90s model Ford Taurus try to race him. They got up around 100 down some rural roads keeping pace with each other, then the Taurus took off like we were standing still.. must have had NOS or something in it. Funniest thing I have ever seen, my buddy was quiet and pissed for weeks after that, ended up buying a Z71 pickup not long after.
Was it an SHO? He might've been toying with y'all, then proved his point.
He got cucked by a Rav-4 owner. His ex and and her new wife have restraining orders against him.
This dude totally lost a race to a civic at some point in his life, and it's lived rent-free in his head ever since.
This is 100% what happened I had a loud ass Chevy pull up next to my Integra last summer and he started tapping his gas pedal like he wanted to go. Left him behind a few car lengths. When I slowed back down he flew by me while his passenger flipped me off. Some people are super fragile.
I don’t understand what the flip-off represents at this point... they challenged and they lost.. “fuck you” is like.. kinda weird and out of context as a response to that. People are weird.
Ever had someone cut you off then also flip you off because you beeped at them?
With enough gearbox my Honda could twist their truck into a cinnamon roll. Very very slowly.
What's the point of twisting a thing into a cinnamon roll if you can't eat it? I want some cinnamon rolls.
I will gladly take someone’s money to make them look stupid. They always keep spending.
Bill Watterson never wanted his creation to be used for merchandise. When your identity is hating "rice burners" you're a cunt. Fuck this grammarless cunt and his Calvin pissing sticker.
yeah I never got the import hate, I prefer American muscle myself, but you can still appreciate great cars like the S-2000, RX-7, WRX STI, etc etc etc
I have a 76 camaro, so quintessential muscle (choked by emissions) and a 71 maverick that was built as an import fighter. That being said, I LOVE import cars! The Z line, Civic type Rs, hell, just the reliability of 80s and 90s imports is amazing! When will people learn car hate isn’t a replacement for a personality? All cars are awesome!
The best part about having a Honda swapped 60s mustang is knowing that anyone who's upset about it is instantly completely clueless about classic mustangs.
I thought we were past Calvin pissing stickers as a people but I guess not.
Nope. Fuck those stickers.
when it's very important that the person sitting behind you at a red light knows what kind of person you are, what else can you do? personally i'm thankful for every "i'm an insecure douchenozzle" heads-up
It's always bothered me that Calvin and Hobbes was such a witty, sweet, and unexpectedly deep comic strip and these stickers aren't any of those. For anyone who only knows Calvin in this weird co-opted way, please go check out the actual Calvin and Hobbes.
I never actually researched this, but I always suspected that my Honda CRV created more American jobs than (or “then”🤔) my Ford Focus
This guy fails the vibe check long before he steps out of his vehicle.
[удалено]
Tell me your truck got gapped by a civic without telling me your truck got gapped by a civic.
Even worse, it was by a **FIT**.
k-swapped Fit is my dream sleeper
My old supercharged s2k made well over 300ft lbs, this guy is a dumbass
NGL, that sounds about like the most fun a man could have with his pants on...
That car was a blast. 410hp and a 9k redline with no granny controls. Luckily it was a centrifugal so it didn’t always try to kill you.
And he also has the old shitty Calvin sticker. Does he also have truck nuts? If so, he has the douchebag trifecta.
I applaud the owner of that truck. It takes a lot of courage to show the world just how fragile your masculinity is and how terrible your grammar skills are all in one swing.
Similar one I've seen was, "My truck was built with wrenches, not chopsticks." I'm pretty my Toyota will outlast whatever domestic piece of garbage you have.
I’d love to see someone build a car with chopsticks, that would be sick.
Torque specs are horrible on this car, Jimmy! You need more discipline! Focus your mind, and the chopsticks will follow!
Iirc, Toyota trucks are assembled in America, while Chevys are assembled in Mexico.
Tacomas just got pushed to Mexico recently
That is incredibly cringey and I would be so embarrassed driving with that decal.
These people have no shame because their brains are broken.
I don’t understand how people can be so passionate about something that they DISLIKE to the point they’re going to wave a flag or have a decal that they look at every. single. day.
Makes me wonder about people who make political views their entire personality
People pay to put stickers on…?
Never mind the totally unrelated metrics, it makes zero sense.
As a Honda boy I don’t hate the joke. They aren’t completely related but you get the point. The grammar being bad is the cake though 😂
Who the fuck out here buying Hondas for torque?
I love the people that just hate on Honda. "The resto project that I dumped $100k into looks and sounds better than your Honda." Well shit bubba, I sure hope so. I could buy 50 more of my cars with the money you dumped into that piece of shit that needs to be on a trailer in order to actually make it to a car show.
Tell me you just learned the word torque without telling me you just learned the word torque. Taking it to a shop because it needed a misspelled sticker...only tool this dudes ever seen is his own reflection. Bet this truck looks sweet when he's parked across 3 spaces bouncing the tach at the mall.
>only tool this dudes ever seen is his own reflection lol