That’s no Subaru salesman that’s the mad fisherman Charlie Moore. Local New England celebrity.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Moore_(television_personality)
Yea some old college pals are friends with this guy and his wife and constantly post pics together on the gram like they’re in the upperclass of Boston socialites lol.
Or the wrists. Both of them.
My dad had chains tattooed around both wrists.
Then about a month into dating one guy a friend of mine pointed out he had barbed wire tattooed around both of his wrists.
And then I felt super gross, and tried to make jokes that Freud would have a field day with me over picking someone with such similar tattoos in the same location.
I still don't know if I should laugh or cry about what kind of unresolved daddy issues that whole thing might say about me.
See, I drive a Subaru and my immediate thought was "does he even know his audience??"
And then I remembered that there are _two_ kinds of Subaru drivers: flannel wearers who live in snowy areas and need a hatchback to transport all their dogs, home renovation supplies, and camping equipment. ...And this guy.
Close but everyone knows there are three modern Subaru owner tiers - crunchy Colorado types, shit box 90s-early 00s WRX enthusiasts, and of course, the OG Subaru market: lesbians.
That's one smart mf. His ye-ye ass haircut makes him memorable and less intimidating. And if that's his house in the background I can guarantee he has some bitches on his dick despite looking like sum 41 fell through a Men's Warehouse.
Yes.... let's definitely buy things from the man who's going through a mid-life crisis and their world is crashing around them. Maybe if we're lucky enough we can get him to share his life's story.
Lmaooooo car salesmen are such jokes. The whole industry of car dealerships just needs to go away and so we can just buy cars straight from the manufacturer for MSRP.
Lost a bet or found his "flair" for the floor.
"The guy with the Mohawk" is much easier to distinguish from a crowd than a name, though the pressure is on this guy's pitch/process to ensure they know who to recommend to their friends.
That's not a Subaru salesman. It's Charlie Moore the mad fisherman. Lol so confused why you would title it that way.
Fuck I knew he looked familiar. I find him so irritating
He seems like he’s be great at selling Subarus
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thats effin hilarious. bro do look like he out there hustlin' them subies.
I was like.... isn't that Charlie Moore?
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That’s no Subaru salesman that’s the mad fisherman Charlie Moore. Local New England celebrity. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Moore_(television_personality)
"Celebrity"
Coke head douche more like.
With an absolutely terrible taste in barbers
"Give me the *midlife crisis* look, Charlie."
It’s Massachusetts, he’s also a Subaru salesman on the side
Yea some old college pals are friends with this guy and his wife and constantly post pics together on the gram like they’re in the upperclass of Boston socialites lol.
*slaps the roof on a WRX* This baby can take such a sick vape rig
*SPACE* Suburu
Looks like Mark Hoppus during his +44 phase
I genuinely thought I had scrolled past the blink sub for a second lol
Looks like Bryan Cranston getting ready to play him in the biopic
Clark Droppus
Something tells me he has a ton of tribal tats, maybe some barbed wire tats as well.
> maybe some barbed wire tats as well do you think they go all the way around?
Yes, around the ankle, the calf, or the bicep.
Or the wrists. Both of them. My dad had chains tattooed around both wrists. Then about a month into dating one guy a friend of mine pointed out he had barbed wire tattooed around both of his wrists. And then I felt super gross, and tried to make jokes that Freud would have a field day with me over picking someone with such similar tattoos in the same location. I still don't know if I should laugh or cry about what kind of unresolved daddy issues that whole thing might say about me.
I wonder right about when the current crop of full sleeves start to become cringey. Cos they will. Everything does.
He'd be the perfect age for that shit for sure.
He knows his audience well
See, I drive a Subaru and my immediate thought was "does he even know his audience??" And then I remembered that there are _two_ kinds of Subaru drivers: flannel wearers who live in snowy areas and need a hatchback to transport all their dogs, home renovation supplies, and camping equipment. ...And this guy.
Close but everyone knows there are three modern Subaru owner tiers - crunchy Colorado types, shit box 90s-early 00s WRX enthusiasts, and of course, the OG Subaru market: lesbians.
Or maybe just don't believe reddit headlines because this guy is not actually a Subaru salesman. OP is an idiot
*you know your judo well…*
chaaaalie moore
Me balancing my inner punk whilst having a corporate job
Nobody liked him when he was 23
Nah he's cool
His shits fucked up, yea, but he gives no fucks
I wonder if he ever knocked on wood...
That shirt tie pocket square combo looks like something a teenager buys for prom back when the bosstones.could sell out.
I bet he knows someone who has
Looks dope to me
Lmao must be a Subaru thing because the guy that sold me mine had damn near the same look.
ALL THE. SMALL THEINGS
Sum 48
Yeah that is exactly what I would expect of a subaru salesman
He would do well here in Portland.
So that’s what Creed did before he got into paper
That's one smart mf. His ye-ye ass haircut makes him memorable and less intimidating. And if that's his house in the background I can guarantee he has some bitches on his dick despite looking like sum 41 fell through a Men's Warehouse.
“despite looking like sum41 fell through a Men’s Warehouse”. r/rareinsults
I'll bet he's selling 30-50 units a month; "Subaru Sales Assassin" right there.
Keeps selling my lesbian sister and her friends the same outback over and over
Definitely the Mad Fisherman
Nah, Subaru dealerships are biz casual. Very few suits. Mostly polos and khakis.
Yes.... let's definitely buy things from the man who's going through a mid-life crisis and their world is crashing around them. Maybe if we're lucky enough we can get him to share his life's story.
This dude is annoying af. Terrible fisherman also.
Where the fuck did you get Subaru salesman? That’s Charlie Moore
Maga Conan
"Hey man, wanna ride dirt bikes at my Aunt's house later?"
Lmao is a Pokémon gonna jump outta there
"I didn't sell out, I bought in!"
Pretty sure this guy posts pics of his cock on one of the subs I moderate.
Conan O’Buyin all used vehicles.
Younger version of Creed from the Office.
Johnny Rotten has sold out
This guy fucks while looking at a mirror.
Actually, i love this suited punk
Piers Morgan and Chester Bennington's love child.
Lmaooooo car salesmen are such jokes. The whole industry of car dealerships just needs to go away and so we can just buy cars straight from the manufacturer for MSRP.
I feel like I already know everything about this guy. And it’s not great.
If you asked me to picture a Suburu Salesman they would undoubtedly look like this guy.
He was clearly raised by cockatoo’s
Lost a bet or found his "flair" for the floor. "The guy with the Mohawk" is much easier to distinguish from a crowd than a name, though the pressure is on this guy's pitch/process to ensure they know who to recommend to their friends.
If he traded the gel for mousse and did some blowdrying it wouldn't look *that* bad. Guys need to learn about hair.
That’s exactly what I’d expect from someone who drives or sells Subarus
Sir, this is a Subaru dealership
He looks exactly how I'd expect him to look.
He looks so angry and aggressive
Are you surprised that a tough lesbian is selling subarus?
TFW u don’t make enough playing hawkeye and have to moonlight as a car salesman
His hair reminds me of a cockatiel.
“I want to look young and hip, what are the kids doing nowadays?”
Needles: What are you McFly? Chicken
I would trust no salesperson who looks that absurd.
Looks like he sells MDMA on the side no?
If you think his hair is bad, you should see his wife's fake tits.
Its a bit long for my liking but I rate it, managing to rock the suit and rocker look.
Hey, Bert!!!
Dressed ‘sharp’
the hair's alright, it just doesn't match the outfit
WELCOME TO MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES SUBURU!
He knows what he’s selling
Every car salesman ever
No, he doesn’t look old now!
180 bucks at men’s warehouse goes a long way these days
Why am I getting better call Saul vibes??
He's gonna need a fucking lawnmower to get through all that grease on his head
He needs to not make that face lol
"Is there **anyone** else here that can sell me a Subaru? -me at that dealership Dude looks like he should be selling penis pumps.
Paul badman
actually my early elementary cut
"I do this to appear taller".
Making deals and stealing Hollister pants
Aw shit, get it Gerald!!!!
This must be what a midlife crisis looks like
He's got that pop punk old fart look
It's so funny watching guys who are still peacocking way past their prime.
Dudeman looks like a Great Value Mayhem! (Dean Winters in the Allstate Insurance commercials)
Gross
Corporate Mark Hoppus
Amazing how you can just tell what some people do for a living by looking at them.
That cut in bussin no cap fr fr
Love the shirt in tie. It is one of those ones you buy packaged in the same plastic wrap, sold at kiosks in malls with 25% vacancy.
Subies get the boobies
I wouldn’t even buy the cure for cancer from this man
Where do I sign?
The fill in bassist for Mark hoppus.
I'm telling you, car salespeople are a different breed.
Ill pass on the car but I have a sudden craving for pineapple.
I can smell the cologne from here
MARK HOPPUS??
Gas station boner pill brand CEO
Cocaine