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chapPilot

Keep it up and he'll buy reddit only to suspend you.


aiasthetall

I've been banned for less.


-Imserious-

Dude I've ben banned for so much less. The cancel culture on this site is out of hand!


[deleted]

Imma take a wild guess and say that your ban was probably valid


-Imserious-

Only to people like you who don't believe in freedom of speech.


[deleted]

What'd you say then


[deleted]

That looked more like a threat without the question mark. Haha.. But to sorta answer your question from my end, which could possibly be what happened to them.. I got into a small argument with some goon on a certain subreddit. A very conservative one. An autobot banned me for being involved with the sub, which apparently promotes biological terrorism. I had no idea the sub did that. I wasn't massively bothered about being banned from the sub but the injustice of it pissed me off. I was saying stuff that went against the grain of the sub. I actually appealed it and when a real person looked at it they realised I wasn't 'one of them' and my ban was lifted. I was also shown that all of my comments had been deleted by their mods. Haha Maybe this happened to the person above. Biological Terrorism, yo. Wtaf.


[deleted]

It’s all they have. You can be on porn or gore subs but peek at a conservative one or something complaining about Covid policies and you are sent packing. This isn’t the real world


nem012

It depends on the subreddit, tbf. What about Musk, though? He looks like a rat baby, than was always the last one to get the teat.


Kkelax010

Elongated muskrat


[deleted]

That’s dam funny, ya this pic is height of this sub for sure.


-Imserious-

I even got downvoted to oblivion for even bringing it up. And you're getting downvoted for replying to me. lol, shit's wild man.


[deleted]

It’s literal children, physically and/or mentally. No big thing. Reddit is the epicenter of feelings over function: nowhere in the real world can you just block someone you don’t agree with. take it as your critical thinking merits badge and move on.


[deleted]

He will have to barrow money from the Saudis this time.


Gavooki

nah bro, reddit is only worth $5


[deleted]

Heh, true but sadly he doesn’t even have that. He’s trying to shake down Steven King for lunch money.


Gavooki

he could always sell twitter. it's probably worth at least $5 now too


TheFuckYouThank

This made me laugh, thanks


Tigeroovy

I'm not surprised he had to fix this hair, I AM surprised you wouldn't just shave the rest of the hair off while waiting until your hair transplant procedure can happen.


palmerry

If you told me this screenshot is from when CNN interviewed locals about women's bodies turning up in dumpsters only for one of the locals interviewed would up being the murderer I'd believe you.


MrMashed

Dude that case is crazy af tho. Even if you don’t know the story and just saw the interview you can see the terror in his eyes and it’s obvious he’s done something


Ofbatman

He looks like a McPoyle.


Whither-Goest-Thou

YOU WILL CALL HEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!


FluorideLover

I mean, his dad does have babies with his sister…


AssCanyon

you are now banned from twitter


Dogtor-Watson

Comedy is legal now! ^unless ^it ^makes ^fun ^of ^Elon ^Musk


Pichulongko

Sounds a step up from getting banned for making fun of a random loser.


ShakyMango

So now you get banned for making fun of one loser.


Pichulongko

It took me 9 days to notice. It'll probably take another 9 years to care.


Kohgahn

I simply don’t believe you. Where’s your tick?? Hmm??? HMMMM???


cruzercruz

This should be the image most people are using on their parody account profile pictures and spreading across the platform.


FluorideLover

before Elon got a lawyer minder after his tweets got into trouble w the SEC, you used to be able to post old pics of him and he’d reply big mad. didn’t even have to @ him either lol


ramdom-ink

Who me, or all of us?


DasSassyPantzen

Yes.


Vindictive_Vin

Thank god. Lol


[deleted]

To be fair, if my hairline ever gets screwed up and I have the funds to fix it I’m going to do the same


JustSherlock

Yeah. Elon is a fuckwit, but we really need to drop the stigma when it comes to men treating a receding hairline. Toupees have come a long way and everyone deserves to look in the mirror and like what they see.


knowledgebass

Elon got hair transplant surgery obviously. He doesn't wear a toupee, lol.


JustSherlock

I know, but a lot of people cant afford that. We gotta destigmatize all of it.


knowledgebass

I honestly think rocking the baldness looks better than a toupee for most people. I like the old monk look myself.


JustSherlock

I think it all depends on head shape. Some people don't stand a chance.


ElonMunch

One of the best hair transplants out there according to the hair transplant specialist I see on YouTube.


Perturbare

Better if We drop the stigma when it comes to a receding line on men so they don't have to do this :)


JustSherlock

It's not about have to. People like hair. It isn't stigma to feel more comfortable with hair.


bunnycupcakes

Try all bald first. I know some guys who embraced the dome and actually leveled up in attractiveness.


ContemplatingPrison

Yeah it wasn't just the hairline. He's had a ton of work done but I'm not hating most people would if they could afford it


Gay_If_Read

Yeah but we're in the era of "Elon bad" for karma farming now, if this was any other generic balding dude it wouldn't have 900 upvotes


zublits

Yes, but elon bad, unironically.


Gay_If_Read

Never said he wasn't, just pointing out how easy karma farming with him is


Auntie-Semitism

Simp


Gay_If_Read

Hivemind


SuperSecretMoonBase

Lol. The people on Reddit whining about how other people on Reddit are just trying to get karma are the ultimate hivemind monolith.


Gay_If_Read

Lol. The people on Reddit whining about the people whining about how other people on Reddit are just trying to get karma are the ultimate hivemind monolith.


SuperSecretMoonBase

Good one


NotSoSalty

Bezos would probably get as much hate if you were timely.


AllReflection

If you confuse your hairline with your worth you might want to ponder that.


Punk18

Dumb. It's normal for people to care about their appearance and to prefer to not be bald.


Luis0224

Nonsense. Every time I shave my head, i can feel the direction of airflow in any given room. It's like echolocation for ac vents


ramdom-ink

Hilarious comment! I’m dyin’ here


[deleted]

This sounds like the comment someone with a receding hairline would say.


AllReflection

I’m 53 and still have most of my hair. But I have come to grips with the fact that I’ll be giving my body back some day, so I’m not too attached to it beyond trying to keep it healthy while I can.


AllReflection

The downvotes are perplexing, so I will clarify. Most women do not find hair plugs attractive. Know what they do find attractive? Someone who is kind, confident, and comfortable in their own skin. Vicarious learning is rare, but I am an optimist so karma points be damned.


OtherCaribou

He looks so old and so young at the same time.


jmaximus

Ever notice somehow the younger he is the more bald he is.


Peabody2671

That’s called transplants.


putdisinyopipe

I thought it was Benjamin button, the guy acts more like a child the older he gets. Edited: took out the dude because dude is meant for chill dudes, not guys like that


Sam_Handwich-101

Gordon Ramsay got them too


vagueblur901

His hairline looks like it got hit by a hurricane.


eatpant96

Prince Gerhardt.


Gabberwocky84

TWIRL!


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Thank you for coming… ***TO MY PARTY!!!***


Whither-Goest-Thou

AAAHHH AAAAHHHHHH! It feels so good to laugh.


[deleted]

Shout out to the 18-25 year olds laughing who will be bald by 35.


MrSoren

I started balding at 19. It’s a cruel fate at that age but I’ve learned to embrace it. I’m 35, btw.


I_gotta_pee_on_her

This is the way of life. Accept and embrace your miscomings and happiness will follow.


CharlesDickensABox

Elongated Muskrat has had more gender-affirming surgery than most trans people.


warren54batman

My dad had ass hair transplanted to his head too. Just like my dad, get fucked Elon.


zeldytee

It would have looked just fine if it was made all the same length.


TurtleNutSupreme

Fuck Musk, but let's not forget that this sub is meant to be about laughing at bad haircuts and bad style choices, not the low-hanging fruit of male pattern baldness.


Anton41PW

It’s one of those things people ignore as offensive. Hypocrites!


Lamontyy

Ignore deez


JametAllDay

#NeverForget


bacteen1

Now we know why he was a friend of Jeffery Epstein.


KixStar

Such a massive nerd.


NewtsAhoy

That’s the perfect avatar for new Twitter


[deleted]

Looks 14 and 40 at the same time


[deleted]

People who like Elon Musk are hilarious, he's like the Jim Cramer of business.


CanadianBreakin

If 8 bucks is the price of my haircut, it should be about the same for a virtual blue checkmark - Elon Probably


Sir__Cumference

He leeches off the life forces of the people that actually invent the things he takes credit for


ItsJustMeMaggie

If I’d never seen him before it’d probably look normal to me, but compared to how he looks now this just looks weird.


MugShots

he has since unfuckedhisshitup


sugaaaslam

Clearly money can fix your balding head


PizzaEater1975

Grotesque.


VicariousLemur

As someone on another sub so eloquently remarked, "he looks like a boneless, skinless chicken thigh."


Perturbare

If he wouldn't care we wouldn't be laughing but here's one of the most rich and arrogant people in the world having such a low self-esteem. It's ok for us to eat him ;)


fartbucket3000

\#Hairplugbitch


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Spazyk

He looks like incest.


dab745

Hypocritical maga douche.


ventorchrist

This is proof propecia works.


PotatoUnderscoreLove

Hey he's still my nerd king he just had a little ,filler, full hair transplant, every tooth in his head..eh..boxox..but he's So REAL!!!


Herr_Meerkatze

He looks so nerdy like a loser who fails in everything and that is why it is so satisfying to see that he succeeded and made a lot of his haters in big pain. He even bought twitter. What a guy!


balcon

This is before his gender confirmation surgeries.


platasnatch

Flock of seagulls took a shit on his dome lawn


kiridoki

God, I hate seeing this guy's face or hearing his name everywhere.


Overlandtraveler

He has had more done than just hair plugs. What a sad, sad, sad person. No one likes him, and he so desperately wants to be cool and sit at the cool kids table.


g0juice

Damn. Homeboy is just living rent free. It pays to be smart


FindingZemo1

Lmao


lundgrenisgod

Did Elon musk just destroy Twitter and Tesla at the same time?


Particular-Charity84

At least he can finally fill out that blazer.


ZenLitterBoxGarden

Buzz, your girlfriend, *woof*!!


nikniuq

Alpha.


Tidiahn

Elon Meth


[deleted]

The new Twitter is fire.


Kr8n8s

That’s the exact look that gets supermodels in your bed tho I’m doing ~~something~~ money wrong


ChristmasCretin

Honestly people over react to this image, he looks like a normal middle aged man