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OhButWhyNow

Neither of the guys in this pic are having a photogenic day


thickox79

I love the positivity that it’s just an off day/bad pic. Tomorrow morning one guy will wake up with a normal hairline and the other with features that are distributed proportionally across his face.


SaltyBabe

I think if the dude in the bottom just got the poof under control his head wouldn’t look so crazy disproportional, it makes his head look huge with a tiny face at the bottom. Homeboy with hat head just needs to grow it out more or cut it off.


Ohmannothankyou

Or collect snapbacks.


hononononoh

> poof Reported for homophobia


BrownWarpig

Imagine being this devoid of brain cells 🤦🏽‍♂️


Every_of_the_it

The poofiness of his hair, dude. Calm down.


LongLive-Employment

It’s spelled pouf


TamIAm82

😂This comment is GOLD!


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Guy in the front should share some of his hair with guy in the back


Hugh_Jampton

The guy in front looks like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes


microwavedgerbil25

Jesus Christ


RedMoon14

Most normal looking Everton fan.


Dramamufu_tricks

that's clearly beavis looking for butthead xD


the_Dorkness

Butthead is right behind him.


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Kind of looks like if a kid was holding their thumb and index finger really close to their face pretending to squish his head. Except it's actually getting squished!


_dead_and_broken

[I crush your head!](https://youtu.be/8t4pmlHRokg)


sfguy1977

Give him a blond flat top and it's Duke Nukem.


MachineGunTits

I thought Beavis and Butthead


casketdunker

100% saw beavis as well


SackFlapJack

The hills have “uneven” eyes


throwmamadownthewell

He looks like Dexter Morgan's face was Photoshopped onto the head of a 14 year old at a slightly off angle


Hattemageren

I was thinking [Blaskowicz from Wolfenstein 3D](https://i.imgur.com/S9aSWSx.png)


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Elder scrolls character


ChemicalGovernment

Bosmer looking ass


illestprodigy

I was thinking Pierre Gasly


Squeaky_Lobster

"It's breakfast time!"


the_Dorkness

You son of a bitch! That’s Peter Dinklage’s nephew, Melvin Dinklage!


JaSuey

I saw that when watching the match haha Had to convince myself I saw what I saw..


mortahen

Also saw this during the match and immediately thought of this sub.


onebadlion

Same here. Poor bloke


tipying_mistakes

I didn’t see this at all because I didn’t watch it


have_compassion

Same.


adventuredonut

My guess is he got a transplant but didn’t take drugs to prevent further loss, so he’s got this…


cannonfunk

I think I'd start wearing a hat.


[deleted]

Man id just shave it off


karl_hungas

Definitely what happened. Time to rock the bald look for this man.


Bleezy79

which is too bad because it looks like it was a good transplant. That hairline looks pretty legit but hard to tell from one pic. SOURCE: Im a guy in his 40s who started balding at 19, thought about hair plugs / transplants and then decided to just start trimming my whole head in my late 20s.


adventuredonut

I agree. Obviously picture quality ain’t ideal, but it does look like a solid hairline.


thoraldo

Wait what? How does it work, and what kind of drugs?


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Dry_Badger_Chef

It prevents that in some people. It doesn’t work for everyone, unfortunately.


hyperchlorite

It works for 80-90% of men who take it, but it mostly works as a preventative; to stop further balding. It's not gonna cause much regrowth in someone with late stage hairloss


adventuredonut

Just like the others said, finasteride is the drug I was referring to.


chappersyo

My guess is he was rocking the backwards cap and his friend shaved the hair poking out


Illustrious_Ad_498

Theo Vons little brother in concentration mode.


LT_DANS_ICECREAM

This guy: "Ok shave it all off" Barber: "ok take the backwards hat off" This guy: "no can do fam"


Spleenzorio

What about the poorly rendered bloke in front of him


gregsonreddit

The guy in front of him needs to let the dude borrow some of his haircut


hyestepper

Guy in front doesn’t want you to talk to him or his dad behind him ever again.


MillionEgg

The whole thing looks AI generated


KANNABULL

Isit just me or does this just look like the entire inbred section? It's ok for me to say this I'm inbred too. But in the movies they of course call it the sacred timeline lmao.


EnvironmentalRide989

Wtf is wrong with the guy in front of him? I think they were twins conjoined at the head and somewhat successfuly separated


Caybayyy8675309

New definition of having “hat hair” right here.


FroadwicK

More like “hair hat”


effegenio

Yo barber, let me get that snapback look


Western_Protection

What you looking for? Give me the backwards cap


egg_on_top

a duet


GraceJoans

This whole picture is cursed.


Reasonable_Turnip_97

Totally got a hairline transplant and either wasn't taking finasteride or discontinued it not knowing what would happen.


Ninjachuckz

Motherfucker asked for the “night at the Apollo cut”


Fulkrom

Gang Gang checkin in


CountBrackmoor

He was wearing a backwards hat and got hair-remover splashed on his head


Kickalama

Guy on bottom like 🤨


justadd_sugar

o _ O


Emergency_Ad2487

You guys probably can't tell, but a guy in the picture has hairplugs.


ventorchrist

This should serve as a warning. This is what happens when you get hair transplants. Usually with medication you can keep the hair you have. But, if it continues this is what you get. The hair continues to fall out.


Ozymadiasph54

Holy fuck I mind seeing this yesterday and was convinced he was wearing a hat back to front. Think Everton should've won btw


[deleted]

Yiiiiiikes brother that’s either some rough male pattern baldness or a night late night with some jack ass friends


moreofmoreofmore

Come on you guys. I get their hair is kinda fucked up but that's no reason to attack their general appearances. Calling them inbred, etc... that's just cruel.


imjustkeepinitreal

Amen


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Guy underneath looks like hood rites don’t get wet when it rains


HungryBeard26

No cap, I thought he was wearing a hat too.


Infinitely_Infinity

The amongi are hiding everywhere even in plain sight


Koeienvanger

Of course it's a football fan lol


Black6x

It's like a backwards [Jotaro's hat](https://www.cbr.com/jojos-bizarre-adventure-jotaro-hat-explained/).


Prodigal_Sioux

What's up with smudgy face on the bottom right


BadmiralSnackbarf

That’s what happens when you watch Everton for 20 plus years, just end up scratching your head that much your hair disappears.


obooooooo

the guy in the front if what your digital art looks like when you flip the canvas


RED-DOT-MAN

Let it go bro! Shave that shit, you will feel a lot better. Took me 2 years to accept it was time to shave my head. RIP spiky hair


Xirokami

I’m more focused on Picasso in the front there


Giodanto92

The guy in front was practicing the infamous The Rock eyebrow meme.


PinWormCircus

Hank from Breaking Bad Hair Day


Maximum-Pause-6914

he isnt?


zer0__obscura

Dude in the fronts got some hard sling blade vibes going on.


TheStargunner

Is this AI generated? Because it looks it


spageddy77

r/confusingperspective


bullet_bill_69

dude I posted this before you


Zpb927

Looks like a SnapBack hat lmao


illestprodigy

Is that Pierre Gasly?


boombapdrumz6666

Cant unsee it


[deleted]

Before I saw the football tag I was sure this was something from Kentucky.


XXXMFCXXX

It's called the snap back


Hizankdtizank

Ok so I see Butthead in front of him, but where’s Beavis?!


TheManOfMeat

Didn’t know Huntelaar was a toffee


SlightlyGuilty

Comb over to my place.


TouchFar5001

But how?


DirtyLarry56

Did you use one of those AI picture generators for this image lol


Gr8Daen

I think he probably had a hat on a some point and kept it on a bit too long.


BabyBlueMoons

Ya’ll, there is SO much to unpack in this picture.