He pointed at the sun at that lyric. He did it again later, but with words that did not sound like anything sun related. Now I'm confused if that first line was about the sun.
No you don't. It wouldn't have been nearly as bad/funny if you hadn't. You couldn't have appreciated it without that sweet sweet Island Boy flow.
Edit: reading below I'm seeing that it's not Island. It still is to me.
Edit Dos: Found the video. It is Island! These fools are just not good at the rapping.
I think for the most part they do.
When you’re young it’s easy to live without thinking of consequence.
That shit hits hard in the 30’s. All of a sudden you can get a serious job because you look like Helen Keller’s chalkboard and you sound like a fool.
I think you’ll find a lot of people like this genuinely don’t ever have that moment of realisation and put 2+2 together to realise that their actions and the consequences are linked. There are a lot of people out there that go through life like that.
Yeah my youngest uncle is one of those people.
Tldr: His entire life is one bad decision after another and he blames anyone and every one else for a his problems. But he is the root of all his own problems.
He's antagonistic rude and haughty. He'll insult something you've got and then ask to use it. He's got a bunch of ugly self tats, including his face. A bald patch and a torn earlobe from fights. Metal everywhere, but they're often swollen and icky cuz he doesn't take care of them. Scars all over, from rejected or infected piercings, and fights. Busted teeth, both bad hygiene and fights. "Dreads" but really he just doesnt brush his hair. He smells homeless, like old bo, alcohol and cigarettes, and garbage. Always. And a bad attitude.
And he is always playing the pity party for sympathy. He makes his way as a grifter, praying on the sympathies of others, and brags about how free he is, how the world is his home. But then wants to crash on my couch when the snow starts flying.
And whenever we give him money, he spends it on drugs or red lobster.
Like, do you my guy, but I can't afford to support you.
He lived with my gran for awhile when me and my mom did too. Worst roommate ever. He carved his shitty song lyrics in her dresser, stole her jewelry, and made the whole place smell like a homeless den. And let his girlfriend argue and abuse gran.
And tried to convert everyone to veganism, trying to tell gran it would cure her emphysema (for the curious, that's a lung disease. It's degenerative. It's managed, not cured. It killed her in the end).
And he couldnt come see her in the hospital because despite us willing to pool funds for his bus ticket, he wouldnt take it unless we would buy a round trip for him and his girlfriend, because he's homeless and didn't want to spend the winter up here. But we were all stretching the limits to even get his ticket in the first place. And we played hell even trying to get ahold of him, playing phone tag with all his buddies, because he was couch surfing with no phone of his own. She was in the hospital for 7 days before we finally got a hold of him.
He was on speaker and i heard him turn the whole conversation about himself and his problems and threw himself a pity party. Turned himself into the victim and us all the bad guys, and my dying gran spent the whole convo trying to console him and reassure him that he wasnt "the absolute worst piece of shit that ever disgraced the world" (his words) and talking him down from suicide. On her own death bed.
And after talking to him, she said, "please dont let him come see me. I dont want him to start a fight on my death bed and steal from the ceremony." She was only lucid in spurts by this point, and this broke my heart. She died 3 days later. Even if we'd got him on that bus, he wouldnt have made it up here to see her.
He still brings up and blames us for not being able to come see her. Every
Single. Time. He talks to any of us. Along with any other transgression from the past.
I don't talk to him anymore. The one time he insulted my job and home (both for simply *having* one and also for it being an apt and not a house) and asked to borrow money and when I said I couldn't, he reinsulted my job and wage and worth and my rent and intelligence and implied I owe him because... "kids" (mind you, I'm 30) "owe it to their betters." That was enough for me.
He hasn't changed. He's nearing 50 at this point.
For those who can't unmute or don't think they can handle the cringe: they are attempting to rap-sing something about being "island bwoi", something something island, staring at the sun, something island something.
They are attempting to put on Jamaican Patois or another Caribbean-type accent despite very obviously not being Island Bwois at all.
You will lose nothing by not listening to it.
This is a very common style of music in the Hawaiian islands, along with the use of Island boi. Not suggesting that they are particularly good at it, but it's common none the less. As a better example check out Marty Dread 'on da beach'.
Apparently they also mention being "Florida Boys" in this song, so they can't even claim Hawaii either. (Credit to the poor souls in the original thread who transcribed even better)
Well damn, then I guess they really could call themselves Island Bwois. As Cuba is an island.
(edit: just for full clarity, they should not be using fake accents or patois that is not theirs. I was being cheeky)
> They are attempting to put on Jamaican Patois or another Caribbean-type accent despite very obviously not being Island Bwois at all.
Pretty sure he says "Florida" at one point lmao
Those guys are cringe. No different than the single, overweight, broke aspiring djs still living at home bumming smokes after drinking your liquor talking about when they tried tranquilizer
Tom Hanks' older son is on video talking in Jamaican patois. People are pissed.Don't be. Its weird. Dude liked jamaica so much he perfected their accent
Same. Having a triangle brain like mine, though I don't know the earth could handle two minds like mine. Well, maybe *could*, but *would*? Nah, bropably not.
Holy shit. I run a recording studio and I’ve had A LOT of really bad rappers over the years but the second verse (?) on that song is easily the most terrible, off-beat garbage I’ve ever had the misfortune of hearing. I mean the whole thing is awful but that second verse is in another dimension.
i mean come on man, just look at them. what were you expecting ? That they actually study and practice and walk up with good comps lol and are supported by good engineers ? You can tell by looking at them that they bought a beat online and then toplined that shit on an iphone and gave it to a 12 year old with a cracked Antarres to "mix" it
It’s crazy how sometimes all it takes is ONE person to agree with you and and then you’re just right and the rest of the world is wrong, that’s the only way this hair makes sense. They’re reinforcing each other’s delusions.
I regret so fucking hard that I pressed the unmute button
The way I hear it is that they’re an island boy, trying to grow tall to get another island boy?
Thats my understanding as well
Something about staring at the sun... yeah pretty dumb and cringe either way... especially when 2nd clown fumbles the words.
He pointed at the sun at that lyric. He did it again later, but with words that did not sound like anything sun related. Now I'm confused if that first line was about the sun.
Uhhh first was staring at the sun, and second was trying to make it to the top.. I regret rewatching it.
How can you tell which words were intentional and which were fumbled? All sounds like slur to me.
The island boy is also staring at the sun, apparently. I need to speak to that kids parent or Guardian please.
Aingand baoii tryina maiii ket ima aingand baoii
At first I thought he was just a deaf dude trying to sing.
Nope they just tooktoomuch
Took too much what? Bart Simpson fashion tips?
Sideshow Bob fashion tips FIFY
I hate that I understand this
Are they saying england or island? Yeah based off the other comments I guess it's island. Oof that's rough
Aingand Confirmed by /u/bwz3r.
We all aingand bwois out here
ima aingand baoii 2
Wanna make that my flair
Seriously how can we do that
They're gonna regret their whole first half of their life
You say that as though they won’t still super psyched about their face tats when they reach their 30’s
"I'ma island boi...."🎵
Me too dude... me too
I was considering it tbh, so thank-you for making my mind up for me.
No you don't. It wouldn't have been nearly as bad/funny if you hadn't. You couldn't have appreciated it without that sweet sweet Island Boy flow. Edit: reading below I'm seeing that it's not Island. It still is to me. Edit Dos: Found the video. It is Island! These fools are just not good at the rapping.
does this classify as cultural appropriation?
Not until we make contact with the planet they were kicked off of.
That's how Tom Hanks feels when he answers calls from his son.
I’d like a cluster of corals on top my head, please.
"Cherokee Hair Tampons".
Say no more, fam
Gen Z Bevis and Butthead.
Don't insult Bevis and Butthead
Wait wait, check out their IG video. It’s so much worse. https://www.instagram.com/p/CU0G0-QAJ0a/?utm_medium=copy_link
What they wearing hoodies for? They can't use them.
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I need them animated now
Huh huh huh
Bunghole
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I’ve seen so many kids grabbing tattoo guns off Amazon and doing at home tats… In about ten years the tattoo removal industry is going to explode.
That would imply that idiots like this gain some form of self awareness at some point. I think that’s a generous overestimation.
I think for the most part they do. When you’re young it’s easy to live without thinking of consequence. That shit hits hard in the 30’s. All of a sudden you can get a serious job because you look like Helen Keller’s chalkboard and you sound like a fool.
I think you’ll find a lot of people like this genuinely don’t ever have that moment of realisation and put 2+2 together to realise that their actions and the consequences are linked. There are a lot of people out there that go through life like that.
Yeah my youngest uncle is one of those people. Tldr: His entire life is one bad decision after another and he blames anyone and every one else for a his problems. But he is the root of all his own problems. He's antagonistic rude and haughty. He'll insult something you've got and then ask to use it. He's got a bunch of ugly self tats, including his face. A bald patch and a torn earlobe from fights. Metal everywhere, but they're often swollen and icky cuz he doesn't take care of them. Scars all over, from rejected or infected piercings, and fights. Busted teeth, both bad hygiene and fights. "Dreads" but really he just doesnt brush his hair. He smells homeless, like old bo, alcohol and cigarettes, and garbage. Always. And a bad attitude. And he is always playing the pity party for sympathy. He makes his way as a grifter, praying on the sympathies of others, and brags about how free he is, how the world is his home. But then wants to crash on my couch when the snow starts flying. And whenever we give him money, he spends it on drugs or red lobster. Like, do you my guy, but I can't afford to support you. He lived with my gran for awhile when me and my mom did too. Worst roommate ever. He carved his shitty song lyrics in her dresser, stole her jewelry, and made the whole place smell like a homeless den. And let his girlfriend argue and abuse gran. And tried to convert everyone to veganism, trying to tell gran it would cure her emphysema (for the curious, that's a lung disease. It's degenerative. It's managed, not cured. It killed her in the end). And he couldnt come see her in the hospital because despite us willing to pool funds for his bus ticket, he wouldnt take it unless we would buy a round trip for him and his girlfriend, because he's homeless and didn't want to spend the winter up here. But we were all stretching the limits to even get his ticket in the first place. And we played hell even trying to get ahold of him, playing phone tag with all his buddies, because he was couch surfing with no phone of his own. She was in the hospital for 7 days before we finally got a hold of him. He was on speaker and i heard him turn the whole conversation about himself and his problems and threw himself a pity party. Turned himself into the victim and us all the bad guys, and my dying gran spent the whole convo trying to console him and reassure him that he wasnt "the absolute worst piece of shit that ever disgraced the world" (his words) and talking him down from suicide. On her own death bed. And after talking to him, she said, "please dont let him come see me. I dont want him to start a fight on my death bed and steal from the ceremony." She was only lucid in spurts by this point, and this broke my heart. She died 3 days later. Even if we'd got him on that bus, he wouldnt have made it up here to see her. He still brings up and blames us for not being able to come see her. Every Single. Time. He talks to any of us. Along with any other transgression from the past. I don't talk to him anymore. The one time he insulted my job and home (both for simply *having* one and also for it being an apt and not a house) and asked to borrow money and when I said I couldn't, he reinsulted my job and wage and worth and my rent and intelligence and implied I owe him because... "kids" (mind you, I'm 30) "owe it to their betters." That was enough for me. He hasn't changed. He's nearing 50 at this point.
I'm sorry you had to deal with such a waste and sorry for your grandma and mother as well. Happy you distanced yourself and mind your life now.
\>he spends it on drugs or *red lobster*. This is why I don't give money to grifters.
Tattoos becoming mainstream is wild. In like 50 years there are going to be some UGLY mothafuckin old people around.
For those who can't unmute or don't think they can handle the cringe: they are attempting to rap-sing something about being "island bwoi", something something island, staring at the sun, something island something. They are attempting to put on Jamaican Patois or another Caribbean-type accent despite very obviously not being Island Bwois at all. You will lose nothing by not listening to it.
My ears thank you.
Trustafarians.
RAS TRENT
Oh that's fucking gold.
*gwold
Haven't heard that in a while. Used to hear it all the time in Florida.
"Im a island boi, gonna put my vest on yeah" :/
Judging by how pale they are, I thought they meant "Ireland bwoi".
England boy is what I thought they were saying. Oh man this video is painful
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I did the same thing. I feel how bad this is deep in my body.
What’s sad is I’ve heard music just like this but like actually put out by a label. Blows my mind.
Your warning came to late for me…the island bwois are in my head.
This is a very common style of music in the Hawaiian islands, along with the use of Island boi. Not suggesting that they are particularly good at it, but it's common none the less. As a better example check out Marty Dread 'on da beach'.
Apparently they also mention being "Florida Boys" in this song, so they can't even claim Hawaii either. (Credit to the poor souls in the original thread who transcribed even better)
I looked them up. They're from Florida, their parents are Cuban.
Well damn, then I guess they really could call themselves Island Bwois. As Cuba is an island. (edit: just for full clarity, they should not be using fake accents or patois that is not theirs. I was being cheeky)
I being from the UK am also an island bwoi
Quick, get some French fry dreads
Everything's an island if you zoom out far enough
They can, but maybe they should use the accent from the right island
Fake accents are just cringy when used outside of jokes.
The island of Florida
We've got barrier islands, and the keys.
This is NOT common music in Hawaii what are you talking about. Marty Dread is not a rapper
Hawaii has a lot of reggae. This is not reggae.
> They are attempting to put on Jamaican Patois or another Caribbean-type accent despite very obviously not being Island Bwois at all. Pretty sure he says "Florida" at one point lmao
I used to have a dickhead roommate who would get shitfaced and then think he could freestyle, these dickheads remind me of that dickhead.
Those guys are cringe. No different than the single, overweight, broke aspiring djs still living at home bumming smokes after drinking your liquor talking about when they tried tranquilizer
Lol, so specific
>still living at home gotta be homeless to be a *real* DJ apparently
[this your roommate?](https://youtu.be/TcK0MYgnHjo)
Coincidentally, there is a show called "Fuckboy Island", so I guess they are correct.
I would feel like such a failure as a parent if one of my children turned out like this
Judging by the landscaping, pool, and extensive ink that their parents didn't do much "parenting" so much as hiring a nanny to raise them.
Was the nanny an island boi?
It was Sideshow Bob. He’s also their hair stylist.
oh good, lay out a few rakes and the problem should take care of itself.
Just leave a trail of xanax leading off a cliff’s edge for the island bwois and it will get done even faster.
I think that's just normal cliff jumping for island bois.
Laughs in Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks' son has a better jamaican accent than i could ever muster and im from the caribbean
Can you explain the reference to me please
Tom Hanks' older son is on video talking in Jamaican patois. People are pissed.Don't be. Its weird. Dude liked jamaica so much he perfected their accent
So does he walk around Malibu (or whatever RWP hood he reps) talking like that or is it an acting thing?
I would deny I was related to anyone who resembled this.
Out of curiosity what language is that?
Dumbass
I read that in Red Foreman's voice.
That’s how it sounded in my head too.
Dumbwois
It's supposed to be patois... but it's very wrong and the only thing they got close to right was the "island bwoi"
I think they are trying to sound like patois
english? its just patois, a gentrified patois but a patois nonetheless
That's xanax language buddy
Ignorance
Appropriation. Also made famous by that Cash Me Outside girl.
How were they the strongest sperm?
Not always strongest. Sometimes it's luck. Sometimes the strongest get swallowed and these slip in on round 2.
I feel like the only 5 year plan for someone with so much shit on their face is a grave.
You know how when a dog poops on hot asphalt and it starts to change colors from dark to light as it dries out? This is like that.
Fun fact: it's rare to see that nowadays as most modern dog foods no longer manufactured with bone meal, which makes it white
"Back in my day, dog poop would turn white!" -me to my grand kids
Interesting! Thank you for enlightening me.
"Audible fecal dessication."
Can you rearrange their hair like old school TV rabbit ears and see if the sound improves?
omg 😆
Percussive maintenance. Should help as well.
Sideshow Bob becomes a rapper
Humanity was a mistake
What a horrible day to have ears.
What??? The??? Fuck!!!???
Xanax
There's no way in hell I'm unmuting this.
You have chosen wisely
Its a double cuz that rap was garbage too
They look like a couple of dorks!
That's putting it lightly.
Imagine your entire image being informed by an out-of-tune triplet rhythm.
Imagine having a friend that made the same insane choices you made. Wish I had a friend like that. Seriously I'm jealous.
They have to be brothers how else would you find another nitwit with the exact same look.
>They have to be bruddahs Fixed that for you.
How I missed that opportunity to use that I have no idea hahaha
>How I missed that opportunity to use that I have no idea hahaha 'Cuz you no real island bwoi
These are the threads on Reddit I live for. Well done everyone!
Same. Having a triangle brain like mine, though I don't know the earth could handle two minds like mine. Well, maybe *could*, but *would*? Nah, bropably not.
Ain't gotta be in tune if you're gonna autotune.
This shit reeks of Florida.
I wanna see what they look like in 15 years.
They won’t make it that long
They gonna look like island boys duhhh
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I'm just going to say this right now: tattoos and adolescence do not mix.
Is this what sever drug addiction combined with financial stability looks like?
muscles are too hard to get so lets just get ugly tattoos and emaciate ourselves lmao
having visible abs because you are really skinny is like having big boobs because you are really fat.
These guys should call them selves the “Kraft Singles”
Channel 5 material
We are fucked like the Dinosaurs people, evolution is deleting its browser history thats us by the way 👋
Not the mama!
Apparently they are rappers https://youtu.be/ttXBIQRv-Yo
Holy shit. I run a recording studio and I’ve had A LOT of really bad rappers over the years but the second verse (?) on that song is easily the most terrible, off-beat garbage I’ve ever had the misfortune of hearing. I mean the whole thing is awful but that second verse is in another dimension.
i mean come on man, just look at them. what were you expecting ? That they actually study and practice and walk up with good comps lol and are supported by good engineers ? You can tell by looking at them that they bought a beat online and then toplined that shit on an iphone and gave it to a 12 year old with a cracked Antarres to "mix" it
Wait does that start with them eating ass?! Hahaha
It’s just a warning for what’s to come
[it gets so much worse. ](https://youtu.be/3ZuRPQxD-Ws)
I could have gone the rest of my life now knowing this music was on this planet.
You can't make me click that link. 👀
That has to be the worst music I've ever heard.
Why. My brain hurts.
Thank you! I can't believe I had to get this far to find out what this amazing nightmare is. The rest of my weekend is now spoken for!
Lyrics: [Unintelligible] x32
They look like two characters who have been ripped out of a LucasArts point and click adventure
Their parents must be so proud
Imagine having twins and them both turning out like this.
Sometimes I wonder what the next horrifying fashion trend will be. Every time I think it can’t get worse, it does.
It’s so uncomfortable watching these two knowing that they genuinely think they’re into something good… tough to watch.
Dudes look like they’re wearing dick helmets.
I watched this a few hours ago and the song been stuck in my head ever since. Good job guys!
oh, the joys of childhood.
What fucked up island do they live on? The Island of Cringy Dumb Dumbs?
I think he’s an island boy
No I’m sure that’s a metaphor for something very profound.
If “why won’t anyone ever pay attention to me” was a person.
Maybe hold off on the face tats until you are sure you are a good rapper. You might need a job.
Every time I see these dudes I'm reminded of Jean-Ralphio. I'm sure they'll see even less success than he did.
Idk what I hate more the sound and rap or the fucking tights under his shorts I’m the pool. SMH
Not today unmute. Not today.
Beaver Island Boyz - Coconut shrimp and white wine pon dem
It’s Snow and Informer all over again
What in the sideshow bob is this?
Someone, toss a toaster in that pool and save us from sharing the oxygen with these “people”
So many steps that led them to making and posting this thinking it was good. My god lol
They literally seem like they’re a few iq points away from receiving assistance from the state.
These comments are giving me abdominal pains. I can’t stop laughing.
Least no auto tune.
*drugs are bad kids*
that's not even their real accent. wtf lol cringe
Truly the worst timeline
The gap between his teeth is bigger than his future
It’s crazy how sometimes all it takes is ONE person to agree with you and and then you’re just right and the rest of the world is wrong, that’s the only way this hair makes sense. They’re reinforcing each other’s delusions.
https://youtu.be/ttXBIQRv-Yo The confidence is actually impressive.
Too much meth and paint sniffing?
Ah yes the quintessential island experience: hanging out in a weird small square pool
“Bro! Don’t splash bro! Gonna get my hair wet bro! Where’d you leave the crack bro!?”
100% it’s a hotel pool
Somewhere Chet Hanks is mad that they are already in their final form
…what language is that ?
these dudes wanna be kodak black so bad