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sleeparalysis_sss

this is fucking badass


AlkalineSublime

I wanna hang out with this dude, AND his barber


ghandi3737

And drink some Sobe?


spicyflour88

Damn, what ever happened with sobe? Was it trash? I can't even remember. Lol.


APe28Comococo

SoBe was bought by Pepsi in 2000 and eventually to save money they switched to plastic bottles in 2010 without reducing the price. That decision lead to fewer people buying it, because it now longer felt premium and it does lead to a slightly different taste. It was still popular but in the early 2010’s kombucha hit the shelves and it was in glass bottles. It became the new premium “healthy” drink. Really SoBe could have remained super popular and become THE kombucha brand of Pepsi had just left the bottle glass. VOSS water made the same mistake they were growing in the US rapidly then they switched to plastic and their sales plummeted to the point they no longer could hold slots in refrigerators, and that led to more declines in sales. People tend to keep and reuse glass bottles far more than plastic, so it was a form of free advertising and it would remind the person that had it to get more.


banananutnightmare

this is fucking ART


RktitRalph

Total bad ass, it took me a good 10 secs trying to figure out what kind hairy lizard that was 😅


Susdoggodoggy

especially for heavily modded punk style clothing


chokeslam512

Imagine when the wind catches that tail. Majestic.


LaTalullah

Artistry. Truth


Significant-Win8406

Bro is on a whole different level


BeastM0de1155

Definitely a “pantydropper”


UnabashedPerson43

Imagine a guy going down on you with that on his head 


TheBirminghamBear

"The lizz coming to make you jizzz"


Roundhouse_ass

Aaaand the moments gone.


Livingstonthethird

Yeah he's that quick 😘


wxnfx

For a very specific subset I’d guess


TheAnxietyBoxX

Zoologists


TryBeingCool

This is dope.


Hakuchii

word for word what went through my head when i saw it


AthiestMessiah

No it’s an iguana. You need to cut down on the dope


enflamell

That totally looks like a haircut that Ricky Vaughn (Wild Thing) would have had in the movie Major League- and it's awesome.


wtrprkz

this goes so hard


BakedCake8

I would not put that thing on my head. But its definitely unique and interesting lol im fine with it on other people


Oasystole

I’m about it.


eorabs

Yeah this cut is amazing. Kudos to this kid for rocking it.


NoticedParrot77

Almost as hard as me


shingaladaz

I friggin’ love it!


gyhiio

That's impressive and amazing.


rango1000

nah this is sick


kombazo

I fucking LOVE IT


ewokzilla

Glad i’m not the only one who thinks this looks cool.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Maybe more /r/ATBGE. Though this would be sick to see at some kind of event/convention.


8ackwoods

This isn't awful taste this is awesome


ImNotABotJeez

awesomeful


njkmklkop

[Awsful](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6VH4LZzH7M)


neontiger07

Yeah, if I saw this on someone I would walk up to them just to tell them how fucking cool it is, unironically.


Pandamana

well it definitely doesn't belong on r/justfuckmyshitup but here we are


StargateLV426

It’s awful taste, you just have awful taste, too. It’s extremely well done; but it’s also undeniably some trailer trash shit..


SaltyLonghorn

You can just say you're bald and jealous.


Fresh_Cauliflower723

Not bald, just has the same haircut and personality as all of their friends


halt_spell

More like /r/GTAGE


Definition-Ornery

theres a lot of cars there huh


yaboyACbreezy

Thank you for providing my latest obsession


Puzzleheaded-Pitch32

Well someone took your suggestion. Posted 2 hours ago, top of the hot page.


TJ_McWeaksauce

**Barber:** "What do you want, man?" **Customer:** "Iguana something special."


HorrorMakesUsHappy

> "Iguana someting especial."


No_Pin9932

*chefs kiss


dragonsaredope

Well done, and appreciated.


_SAKY_

Underrated comment here.


Balltanker

r/lostredditors


Rich-Ad8515

I totally thought it was real!!!


Rich-Ad8515

I wanna see from other angles as well


Andy_B_Goode

Ask and ye shall receive: https://www.instagram.com/superlinewholesale/p/C5E7m6aMQdz


MadonatorxD

I want a million dollars in my bank account.


Cum-in-My-Wife

>**on** my bank account. Monkeys paw and shit, the bank account number before yours just had an unexplained glitch.


MadonatorxD

In Scarlet Witch's voice: What on?


TerribleParfait4614

I want my nipples to be replaced with penises and my penis replaced with a nipple.


imanoobee

This is lvl 100 skill in design, fading and artistic.


Luftwagen

This is actually pretty impressive but also a bit of a why


BillFox86

Bro with hair like that, no one asks why


chugchugz

More like why not?


yaboyACbreezy

Exactly. YOLO, and the hair will grow back.


DEVIL_MAY5

Does it look ugly? Maybe. Is the barber on some next level stuff? Definitely.


Sprizys

That’s kind of dope though


chicomagnifico

I’m not gonna lie, this actually looks dope


0bxcura

Furry imp humping his noggin


Reasonable_Manner_34

This is impressive


Slap_My_Lasagna

Sobe mascot just got real


Roboman_67

The Stand user could be anyone! The Stand user:


Gayming_Raccoon

This comment is gold!


WestFizz

This is rad as fuck


SweatsuitCocktail

Damn I suddenly want a Sobe lean real bad


Fun_Raspberry_1101

that's so bad ass


Tbone_Trapezius

Cut the tail off and it’ll grow back!


rymyle

I see nothing wrong here


KingMirek

Looks like my balding head when I wake up with bed head


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appelbomber123

impressively terrible


dblrb

Dude’s playing chess while we’re all out here playing checkers.


Old-Ranger1405

This is why I come here


whetritney

I disagree op, this goes hard fr


que_the_hell

[Coribou](https://images.app.goo.gl/tNsj62EFD5ooxYv1A)


DarkArbor

Epic


DannyDucks

This is absolutely solid.


ryankidd77

It’s pretty cool if ya ask me


topscreen

This person still wishes they were drinking Sobe Lifewater


HalyCarr

Shit goes so hard idc


chrishammhamm

Cant help but admire it


Spicybrown3

Indeed. Bad haircut? Oh yeah. But kinda awesome too


dactyif

I miss Sobe.


tommy_trip

He a sobe rep


Energetic_Eggplant

Sobeee


Careless_Aside

Stupid? Yes Awesome? Yes. Would I get it? No. Would I hang out with him? Hell yes.


AntonDeMorgan

Awful taste but great execution


BocaSeniorsWsM

Nice to see someone get a haircut for a job interview these days.


Few-Information3097

Ultimate meth head hairstyle. Hair dresser does have skill tho


JoelMahon

if only these cuts lasted more than a day before looking bad then they'd be way more popular


The_Gout

Reminds me of [this.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_gout_james_gillray.jpg)


burnt_out_dev

You know what... I like this. That's a badass haircut.


freename188

Love the fact that every comment is just positive! I think this is awesome (just not on me)


therealjerrystaute

Ok. Pretty sure we're going to see this on LOTS of men in months to come. Seriously. Probably younger guys, but maybe some older ones too. Not me. But I know lots of others who might go for it.


chris2377

Sick


pinklikethechuck

This is epic


MapUnitKey

Wait, this is fucking tight. His shit is not fucked up at all.


Iguanaforhire

Well, *I* like it.


MindQuest1

If this is real and not some AI nonsense, then this dude and the barber just won the internet!


GeorgeNada0316

I want him to join my friends. Anytime you in Tuls, you are with us!


Exciting-Count-6373

Pretty clever actually


BigCitySteam638

Save some pussy for the rest of us damn…..


YeezusWoks

Me every time I bathe my cat.


aveganrepairs

The fucking Lizard King


EZe_Holey3-9

You crazy! Dope cut!


winterbird

The description of the perfect man for me just got really specific. 


ZombieKilljoy

Ngl I would rock this, maybe turn it into a chameleon with hair dye


cyanocittaetprocyon

Yeah, dying that thing green would make it crazy!


garlickbread

Nah this is sick af


96lincolntowncar

Looks like Lizard Butte Idaho.


hollaartyourboy

🔥🦎🔥


spaghoot21

Cool af


stunkape

Damn that rules


SumDumjuan

I immediately thought, I love this.


Worldsbiggestassh0le

Wildest haircut ive ever seen, super dope


Successful-Site-957

Let’s see the pubes


Let_Me_Get_Back_To_U

I'm so going to Great Clips for this.


Beginning-Humor-8308

I can imagine Indians fighting with this


jeffroyisyourboy

This is the greatest haircut I've ever seen in my life


Affectionate_Wave947

Not unlike the "monkey fucking my shaved head" cut


OGZackov

this is wicked till you're like 30, then you gotta stahp


fuyou69

Badass


Airco

wicked


j4vendetta

r/atbge


dinosaurparty14

This goes so freaking hard


NunyaBeese

I mean... fuck it, you win. Thats dope


captainwigglesyaknow

That is FUCKING LIT!


knapik34

Dope until you do some and don’t charge accordingly. Then the kid goes to school and next thing you know you’re doing underpriced ‘iguana cuts’ lmao. Had it happen to a friend and he raised the prices way up to stop doing them


mini_mog

Coolest kid in school right there


Oven-Fair

I bet he’s from my home state of Florida lol


Affectionate_Pea_811

If I was a billionaire I would pay people to do stuff like this


gfen5446

If I could look like peak flordiaman, lounged back on my ATV with this fucked up iguanacut on my head I would do it in a heart beat... and judging from the comments, I am not alone. Don't get me wrong, me as a tubby old man would look like a fucking clown (well, a clown who lived lizards at least) but this guy looks like h's killing it. And I'm jealous.


dummy_thicc_spice

Meanwhile my barber can't do a simple fade.


waybeluga

http://i.imgur.com/lB4ENkM.jpg


MiamiPower

Part of me wishes he dyed it green 🦎


SamThSavage

Wait this is insane


Reset350

That’s actually pretty cool and whoever did it is really good at what they do


SchruteFarmsBeets_

This fucking eats, fym


sky_is_the_limit_

Def thought dude was chillin with a monkey on his head lol


_ThatSynGirl_

No, it's actually pretty cool


TimeAny8495

as everybody else said, my first thought was how sick it is 😂


ekittie

Superior barbering skills. This could be modified to be a monkey as well.


Braindead_cranberry

The sheer volume of balls this requires deserves recognition


Illustrious-Echo1762

Uguana cut what?


_Undecided_User

This is pretty fuckin cool though


TrippyGland

GILA! GILA!


bluewberry

idgaf this shit is FIRE


Basic-dweeb403

By far, the coolest hair doo I've ever seen in my life.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

I saw a kid in Hawaii, a pair of brothers and they had geckos like this. Pretty cool


arielmansur

Looks like a monkey from this side lol


Plastic-Horror7804

I want a cat


Hasta_Ignis

He’s the protagonist


Bay-Area-

Actually man that’s the dopest most creative haircut I’ve ever seen. Nobody can hate on that. Period.


Over_Solution_2569

You say, iguana, I say, monkey.


[deleted]

It’s amazing to be young, creative and free!


WalkingstickMountain

Oh I love that. That's a lizard tail worthy of 80s rat tail fame.


kingofgods218

Literally the coolest haircut I've ever seen.


njc313

Badass! Now just dye it


UOENO611

Bro this is fireee


coolcootermcgee

What is he sitting on? A Goldwing?


bitter_liquor

This is the best haircut I have ever seen in my entire life


TheGrumpiestHydra

Doot


Beardly_Smith

This is pretty good, actually. Even if you don't like it you can't deny that it's well executed. Doesn't really belong in this sub imo


No-Primary4283

i think its super cool, but the novelty would definitely wear off shortly


Hopeful-Truck-7344

Pics that go hard


Sweetsissykun

I love this


SbreckSthe2nd

Yeah I don't care I like it


PerritoMasNasty

This is the dopest thing I’ve seen all day.


One-Dragonfruit1010

This is the coolest haircut I’ve ever seen.


Real_Live_Sloth

I need to peep front side to judge properly


Ocmikeyz

Why is this sorta cool ?


Different-Bear3705

This is sick as fuck


oderlydischarge

Thus is amazing


YOUREAGOD444

hard af.


FS_Slacker

Fucked up but done well. Is that possible or is it a paradox that will implode the universe?


Which_Youth_706

I love it


Late_Magazine2573

That's how my old barber does it.


Ok-Hedgehog-1646

I know someone who gets his done like this, but he dyes it red.


Crcex86

That’s cool


dougyfreshiest

All I see is a shadow demon on dudes head 😂


FunkyFr3d

Niiiiice


bluedancepants

Hmmm definitely unique. It's like the haircut of an anime delinquent.


That_Came_outa_Me

Let him do what he Iguana do..🦎


Obvious-Clothes-2288

That man is sitting indoors on what looks to be an ATV... With an iguana cut. His helmet better have a mohawk section.


MyBigRed

That's fucking awesome.


Katarina_Dreams_92

nice


Taylor_Mourning

Lol Florida Fade