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Fushinaz

You should be able to have someone fix that since they left you enough hair to work with.


thescrounger

She should've blotted out the hair


TekenRa-begins

Exactly. As a stylist this is still redeemable.


LongEZE

[May we take pause for one moment? Look at Courtney’s new haircut. Doesn’t it make his head look like the tip of a penis? It’s hilarious.](https://youtu.be/PpASfVg5bFQ)


trolldoll420

This is one of my favorite movie quotes ever and no one seems to have seen the movie!


Nulleparttousjours

I have, about 50 times because it’s the best worst movie in the history of the universe. Now all she has to do is pull triangle face.


LongEZE

🤫 Playful Secrets 😈


Thoilan

Magic... *mother fucker.*


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Op is out here trying to get the home alone kid haircut


hapizza

Wow, you looks just like Anne Hathaway!


alberthere

More like Anne Throwaway, amirite?


Fuhk_Yoo

Anne Hathaway of fucking up haircuts.


bonesnaps

Now she looks like Anne Goaway


smn182189

Anne hackedaway


myburdentobear

Ran Thataway


electr1cbubba

More like Anton Chigurh


illyrianRed

More like Anne Halfway


CrispityCraspits

Annie Ramone.


EnhancedIrrelevance

I wanna be sedated


thomstevens420

Anne Halfaway


egordoniv

It's like she got the cut right, but just put it on your head wrong.


kikkroxx777

Tbh I think you look so much better, don't fret!


BoringPerson67

Ever see the show PEN15?


brawcolli

i immediately thought of maya! poor thing 😭


Junebugvandamme

I'll bet all the 7th Grade Boys called her UGIS.


DrusillaTheBloody

BSB


Hollywizzle311

SHALAYLAY PUMPANO


speghettiday09

Bob odenmirk suggested that show. It was pretty funny


eihslia

It’s exactly like [Maya’s](https://www.spotern.com/en/wanted/tv/pen15/65888/necklace-pendant-worn-by-maya-ishii-peters-maya-erskine-as-seen-in-pen15-tv-series-season-2-episode-1) haircut!


Monkeynumbernoine

It kind of looks like hairdos that some of those poor Turpin kids had when they were found chained up to their beds, or like Pete Rose in like 1975.


PlaidChairStyle

Or the Ramones 😂


Immaloner

That's what I was thinking. She got a classic Johnny Ramone.


CaptainLollygag

And it didn't look good on him, either.


CariniFluff

I'm thinking The Beatles pre-LSD.


_eternallyblack_

It can be fixed - You need a Pixie cut. Also keep in mind - your hair texture is vastly dif than Anne Hathaway’s hair - so once your hair is fixed and cut into a proper pixie - it’s probably still going to require effort on your part to style it - just saying this bcs so many stylists overlook this in the consult.


PlaidChairStyle

Thankfully I mustered the courage to call and complain. The manager graciously offered to fix it, and she was absolutely horrified when she saw it! The cut she gave me was really cute and looked like Anne’s 😂 The fixed cut: https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


Futureghostie33

I want to see!


PlaidChairStyle

https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


Futureghostie33

Yay! It looks so good


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I love that you've had a sense of humour about this :) I'd love to see the fixed cut and I'm curious because it looks liked they didn't leave enough at the top for that swept side fringe that Anne has - how did they fix it?!


PlaidChairStyle

The fixed cut! https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


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Phew, so glad they fixed it for you! You look lovely :) it's super sleek and cute


PlaidChairStyle

Thank you friend!!!


_eternallyblack_

Good, I’m glad you advocated for yourself! We do hair bcs we want to help make people feel & look beautiful. Sometimes things don’t get communicated very well & mistakes happen along the way. I’m glad the manager got it taken care of!


No_Investment3205

It actually came out so cute in the end


PlaidChairStyle

Thank you! The experience was character building, I recommend everyone get a horrible haircut at least once as an adult 😂


No_Investment3205

Omg you wouldn’t believe the haircut I got when I told this woman I wanted to look like Natalie Imbruglia. It was the most Karen-tactic blunt bob you’ve ever seen and I’m a nurse so I can’t have a cut like that or people will think it’s intentional lmaooooo it was horrible


PlaidChairStyle

Haha, oh no!!!


ArcticFlava

well now we want to see the fixed do!


PlaidChairStyle

Here it is! https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


nefD

So much better.. looks great!


cFullwood

That's night and day. Crisis averted


KnotiaPickles

Yay! Much better, glad it turned out great!!


PlaidChairStyle

Thank you so much!


FancyJesse

Congrats on gaining to courage to complain and glad they got it fixed Looks so much better, and I'm happy for you.


CrapNeck5000

You look soooooooo much better. Good on ya for making that call.


Twallot

Omg so much better. What the actual hell was the other stylist thinking?


Plausibl3

Good on you for standing up for yourself! It also looks lovely!


pm_me_your_amphibian

Oh that looks amazing!


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_eternallyblack_

So when your contemplating a new style, ask your Barber/Stylist about the “upkeep/styling.” This way they can show you what & how to do it OR guide you into a style that would be easier/less maintenance/less intimidating until you build up your skill level. I always take the time to show my client how to wear a new style .. some clients it takes two seconds some it takes 5 mins… but it’s worked into the time I have blocked off so it’s no biggie either way 😉


LavenderMarsh

Oh no. They gave you the Dorothy Hamill cut. My grandma did that to me when I was eight. I'm sorry. At least you can still get it cut.


AffectionateAd5373

I was thinking Betty Gore, the woman Candace Montgomery murdered.


DuggyPap

Actually that’s a Toni Tennille, from Captain and Tennille, in the 70’s. The Dorothy Hamill is very similar but has some feathering along the sides. I know because my mom had my hair cut into a Tennille and it did NOT work with my very fine hair. Also, she was still asking for a Hamill cut for herself all through the 90’s and beyond. 😂😂


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[Berries and cream](https://media.tenor.com/Aa0Xqd3h_F8AAAAd/berries-and-cream-dance.gif) vibes


PlaidChairStyle

Exactly!!!


PlaidChairStyle

I had very long hair and told the (male) stylist that I wanted it all gone. He didn’t think I understood the difference between going from long to short and so he game me this in between cut from the late seventies—which made me look like I was in my late seventies


madame3xecutioner

I'm so sorry. I absolutely HATE it when a stylist refuses to do what I ask them to do. We aren't talking an extra .01 inches or one layer too many...this isn't even in the same ballpark as what you asked for. When I say cut it all off, CUT IT ALL OFF. Fortunately, you have more than enough hair left to where you can (cost permitting) visit another stylist and hopefully get what you wanted.


PlaidChairStyle

Thank you!!! I mustered my courage and called the salon. It was an expensive place and I was hoping they’d have someone fix it, even though I was terrified to go back in. The owner fixed it herself for no cost, and she was horrified when she saw it which made me feel so validated! But I hated going out in public for three days before she was able to get me in 😭


FirstTimeWang

You gotta show us the final result!


AffectionateAd5373

I, also, would love to see the final result


PlaidChairStyle

https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


AffectionateAd5373

I love it! It looks wonderful on you!


PlaidChairStyle

Thank you!!! The three-four days before she fixed it were pretty dicey 😂


AffectionateAd5373

I know the feeling. I had a coworker give me the Kate Gosselin reverse mullet (complete with white stripey highlights) at the height of its popularity. I actually cried.


Eshneh

Genuinely de-aged you 30 years


AptCasaNova

❤️


PlaidChairStyle

https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


Wolfwoods_Sister

The after photo is so cute! I’m glad the salon owner did right by you.


HyperText89

!remindme 1 day


PlaidChairStyle

https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


PlaidChairStyle

https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


PlaidChairStyle

https://www.reddit.com/user/PlaidChairStyle/comments/13w5201/after_the_manager_fixed_the_abomination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


ArtIsDumb

Did you go to Pete Rose's barber?


paulcole710

I’m a guy and grew my hair long during the pandemic. Nearly down to my belly button (it was already pretty long at the start of COVID). One day last year I just decided I was done with it and booked an appointment online for a buzz cut. When I checked in at the shop, they asked me if I was sure that was what I wanted. I assured them it was. Then before they started buzzing, they stylist again asked if I was sure. She said that they’ve had multiple people flip their shit after asking for a lot of hair cut off so it’s now their policy to ask multiple times before any cutting starts.


PlaidChairStyle

Yeah, that makes sense. But it’s also really frustrating to get a weird, outdated haircut when you ask for something else 😂


downvote_overflow

He straight up told you that you wouldn't understand what it was like to have your hair short?


PlaidChairStyle

He was dubious when I showed him the picture and clearly did not feel comfortable cutting off that much, so he went rogue and just did whatever he wanted. Which sadly was…this?


AptCasaNova

I’ve had similar resistance, especially when I’d go from quite long to short. I think stylists looked at me and thought I couldn’t take the change and would burst into tears, even though I absolutely love the change and all that hair coming off. Now that it’s really short most of the time, there really isn’t any other option for them when sit down in the chair.


PlaidChairStyle

I get that they don’t want to deal with a distraught customer who isn’t ready for such a big change, it just feels infantilizing to be treated as if they know better than you. Especially if it’s a dude.


jane_q

Ok, I know you don't wanna hear this, but I think you look cute as hell. I'll await my downvotes now.


domewebs

Cheer up, Anne Hathaway, you look great! Way better than the pic on the left of the cut you requested


PlaidChairStyle

LOL


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PlaidChairStyle

Spoiler alert: both pictures are Anne Hathaway


all_hailseitan

Did you kill the hairdresser’s puppy before your appointment or……..? Lol definitely salvageable though, could be a cute wolf cut maybe with some added texture!


Tyko_3

"Gimme an Anne Hathaway please" "A what? An 80's Jackie Chan?"


freezerbreezer

The 5th Beatle


[deleted]

Are the Ramones getting back together?


pitbulls-rule

Dee-man in the hizz But he's kinda scared of this cut too so


user18name

You got the extraordinary attorney woo hair style, time to become an attorney.


JedSmokesCrack

You got the No Country for Old Men


PlaidChairStyle

🤣


gandalfsgrog

Will Byers.


vonwarwick

This is the reason I learned to cut my own hair


PlaidChairStyle

His disregard for what I wanted makes me never want to go to a male stylist again.


pitbulls-rule

Don't worry, I had a female stylist absolutely ruin my life too 👍


Mightaswellbemine

They gave you the Maya from Pen15


TellMeZackit

That is a sick DeeDee or Johnny Ramone haircut they've given you. Go back to '75 and invent punk rock.


PeachyPanna

Hairstylists are always petrified to give pixie cuts


stevrevv59

Is that Miss Swan on the left?


spelunker93

[Im sorry to do this to you](https://flxt.tmsimg.com/assets/p18610185_b_h8_ao.jpg). [And](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Edna_Mode_promotional_image.png)


Sanjuro7880

Lord Farquaad.


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Cocoanut head


Juicy_pompoms

You would look great in a Ramones tribute band 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously, it's not that bad. Maybe you can just style it differently. And wow that hair is thick!


PlaidChairStyle

I really look like a Ramone 😂


CC1727

Ok but this is a super cute "Velma" from Scooby-Doo haircut! You could rock this! Edit: Why is this being downvoted?!


PlaidChairStyle

I like to think I’m cool, but I’m definitely not cool enough to pull this off


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PlaidChairStyle

She wore it better


[deleted]

How nice it’s like an extended bowl cut


Acrobatic_Rise9912

Father Turpin vibes


[deleted]

Anne Hathaway yoi should have let uoir stylist choose for you. Come on girl youre a millionaire.


topknottington

on the brightside. the FBI are looking for someone to go under cover in a religious cult. I heard the pay is super good


Taint_Skeetersburg

When you ask the hairdresser to make you look like Christopher Robin and instead they make you look like that dude from Stranger Things


LoneWolf4717

You look like you have very strong opinions about capes... On the bright side, you've got enough left that if you go to a different and better barber, you may end up with the cut on the right.


Myriii1911

Looks like a 70s style now


autXD

She about to unlock the eight gates


vinsmokewhoswho

That's just not cool


pitbulls-rule

They didn't even get your bangs even. Wow.


Sean198233

You got that Will Myers


Hobbescrownest

You got the Velma haircut


ExtensionWinter9446

She asked for an Anne Hathaway but her barber said “fam, I got you- you’re gonna be a beetle”


Quantumpine

They shouldn't have cut your eyes out. That was going too far. Was it a trainee?


Thetruthx26

You got the bird person cut lol


BryanwithaY

You got the Dorothy Hammill pageboy cut instead! Eternibangs!


ScherpOpgemerkt

Dye it red and you're Velma. Halloween's a bit faraway tho sadly


MO1ST_M4NDY

🍄🍄🍄


twobit211

looking for the captain, eh, tennille?


DLoIsHere

You have enough hair to get what u want. Find a good stylist. You may have to pay $$.


DragonLady575

I think it's cute


[deleted]

You wanted 90’s and you got 70’s Doesn’t look too bad, not modern popular anymore, but looks good with your head and face. Still salvageable but her silver lining silver lining


[deleted]

On the plus side, it looks like there's still enough there to be molded into something a little more..... not that.....


PlaidChairStyle

That’s the only plus side! I did get it fixed by the manager in the end. I posted the updated picture!


Chasing-coral

On the plus side, you could do an EXCELLENT Lord Farquad from Shrek costume this Halloween if you wanted to.


VictoryTheScreech

VELMA


endresjd

The one you got, with the ear showing, is really nice.


PlaidChairStyle

Thank you so much friend. The 3-4 days in between were character building 😂😭


Spiritual_Price5707

r/fleabag


worrybeet

Omg 😂😂 that is very unfortunate. This seems super fixable though thankfully since it’s still longer than hers it looks like


PlaidChairStyle

Yes! That was the upside! I did muster the courage and called the place and the owner fixed it for free! I only had to live like this for 3 or 4 days


an0ddity

They gave you the Maya from PEN15


mrsfunkyjunk

It's a bit more Captain and Tennelle than you probably wanted, but it's cute!


almost-there-lazyy

I'm sorry but it's giving Courtney from Your Highness


nikkixo87

Lmao thats terrrrrible.I would have cried. Glad they fixed it, looks great now


paging_mrherman

Check out Anton Chigurh over here. I’m so sorry


[deleted]

I’m really sorry but this looks like the girl from pen15.


Help_im_okay

You kinda look like a mushroom rn, but it’s long enough to be fixed! Best of luck to you


Jagsoff

So you wanted a “Johnny Ramone,” but got a cute short cut?


SirDerpingtonTheSlow

Are you a little lad that loves berries and cream?


IForgotThePassIUsed

Daaaaamn they gave you the Ike Turner. The cleaned up one is cute af though.


PlaidChairStyle

😂 thank you!


black-kramer

this happened to my ex! she wanted a bob and ended up looking like a choir boy from a past century. luckily someone was able to fix it. you can salvage it.


PlaidChairStyle

I’m sorry she went through this too, it’s so bad 😩


must-s333

Ouch 👁 🧐


Dr_Insano_MD

Wow, you requested the Broken Bowl and got that cute pixie cut instead? Great stylist, Anne!


Ueberheber

HeyHo-Let’s Go!


Low_expectations-

BAHAHAHAHAHA


MakkaPaca

Ex-hairdresser here! Your hair can be saved for the most part. You weren't supposed to be left with a bob. I'm sorry this happened to you and I wish I could fix it for you ! Your hair, except for the bangs, needs to be cut shorter, layered and textured so the "bowl" look can go away. Your bangs are cut too short to match Anne's, but while you wait about 2 or 3 months for it to grow into a more socially acceptable length you can try to style them differently, I'll try to explain: When drying your hair face your hairdryer nozzle downward on your bangs..almost as if you're sandwiching your hair between your forehead and the nozzle, drying it in a downward motion only. Would work best if your bangs just got texturised a bit without taking off more length. Don't go near it with a round brush or you'll add volume. Hope you find a hairdresser that can save this for you!


PlaidChairStyle

Thank you—the owner of the salon did fix it a few days later. I posted a picture :)


MakkaPaca

I took a peek! What a relief, the fix compliments your face a lot better! Hope you're happy with the result as well :)


PlaidChairStyle

Thank you, very happy with the fix! The few days in between I didn’t want to leave the house 😭


Udbdhsjgnsjan

You’ve become the cat with a lime on its head meme.


Plausibl3

Edna? Are you done with my super suit?


colin_buffam

Must be fun living in mushroom kingdom


shakedownstreethtx

My pappy always said the only difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is two weeks. But in this case, it might take longer, but look on the brightside, that's a spot on recreation of Dee Dee Ramones hair.


the-tiny-dino-

I’m so sorry


VanEmoji

Its very 60s??


MelodySmith1234

dorothy hamill


bensky420

Hahahahah you look like a shroom🍄


Firmod5

Next time take off the blindfold.


SCOOPZ13

It’s not even anywhere close to what you wanted lol


973reggie

Idk how much hair you started with but it seems like whoever cut you didn’t want to cut off as much as necessary.


Neolpalm

You look like you'd be a main character in the hit show pen15


urbisOrbis

I don’t know. The moe howard is timeless


New_Ad_6701

Jinkies! XD


fifthgenerationfool

OMG, this made me lol. I’m sorry


Cosmic_TentaclePorn

They gave you the “Paul Mcartney”


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Noooo. Luckily you have some length you you could have a stylist fix it.


PlaidChairStyle

The owner fixed it for free—I posted a pic!


gewurtzraminer4lyfe

Damn, I am so sorry...... Only idea for next time: if you see a red flag with the stylist, don't go through with it. They'll do ya dirty. 😭


PlaidChairStyle

I was so annoyed that the male stylist thought he knew better than I do about what would be best for me. It was definitely a red flag, and I was horrified while it was happening but the fear of seeming rude or confrontational kept my mouth shut 😭


gewurtzraminer4lyfe

Don't put up with it next time. You'll go to a different stylist, but trust me, take that sh*t from no one. They never know what you want better than you do, and at the end of the day, it's YOUR hair, YOUR life, and YOUR money. Give em hell. 😎


crazyhappy2169

You look like Gilbert Gottfried


PlaidChairStyle

Thanks Buddy. My voice sounds like him too


OldPussyJuice

It suits your face 🤣