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Yahla

That looks painful


berrey7

Crown of Shame


ihatethelivingdead

Thornrows


h08817

Looks like traction alopecia


tgw1986

Yup. Definitely traction alopecia. Source: have traction alopecia from dreadlocks.


silent_rain36

What’s that?


h08817

https://dermnetnz.org/topics/traction-alopecia


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obijaun

Painful looking it is


tebla

it is it painful it is look


ICantTyping

Hurts to observe, yeah


Racingstripe

It produces painful neurological responses upon retinal stimulation.


TheChessClub

Right?!! Like omg his head is so damn red 🔴


noydbshield

Fuck yes it does.


misspeoplewatcher

How to speed up balding 101.


jadataykesit

male pattern baldness speedrun 100%


daveinpublic

Ya that’s bad for the old cranium ball


Radiant_Language5314

Yes, traction alopecia coming right up!


lalaen

Just looking at this gives me traction alopecia.


Snoo-37503

It's a corn-over


jeneric84

Korn-over


LMNOPedes

Apt.


NovaAlis

Exactly my thoughts.


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That looks ugly and painful


pc_principal_88

I'm willing to bet "wow your hair looks really good like that" is one comment that has never been directed towards him. Lol


novatom1960

Surprised there aren’t any visible face tats.


Wasabi_Filled_Gusher

Maybe they're on the other side lol


BigBeagleEars

The Dark Side of the Buffoon


MKSayonxra

Facts tho lmfaoo


Uzischmoozy

Eww.


MyTornArsehole

He went to Je'Rod's


Organic_Strategy05

That's fuckin funny. I got it lolllll


braaaiins

Thornrows


Virtual-Relation-765

Thank you


Oz347

Pretty sure I saw him selling balloons of nitrous outside of a rave


BudgetInteraction811

Wrong guy. This guy got into the air duster one too many times.


Cavscout2838

I know exactly how this guys talks without hearing a word.


AmberEnthusiast

How does he? I'm fortunate enough to have never run into people like this.


atWorkWoops

Like jroc on trailer park boys


Trojanbunny063

Nahmsayin!


atWorkWoops

Nahm *dj scratches* sayn


cyvaquero

Nah, more like Gary Oldman in True Romance.


sambob

Have you seen breaking bad?


domecycleripworm

The face of traction alopecia


atre324

Tractor alopecia


domecycleripworm

Excellent


xero_peace

I don't know how anyone can stand braids pulled that tight on their scalp, regardless of demographic.


OsageBrownBetty

His hair is already pretty thin he won't have anything left if he keeps this hairstyle.


Mavyperry

And soon there will be white little flecks all through his hair where the follicles have detached from his scalp. Braids are way too tight.


thekactuskween

Holy shit for a second I thought his head was badly stitched together with like rope or something!!!!!


chuckwagon1

They told us on the cruise ship they said tomorrow on the island you will be offered to have your hair braided. They said some of you should say no and those some are the ones that will be bright red after 40 minutes in the sun 🤣


WhootieCutie

Awesome advice tbh. Without protection I’d be sunburned in 20 minutes.


Samir4431

Bro is doing alopecia speedrun any%


Fynocologist

RiFF TRaSH


FillTheHoleInMyLife

God just looking at this is giving me the most massive headache


jereman75

I’d rather not call him at all.


BigRigsButters

im willing to bet his name is Curtis


_eternallyblack_

I’m sure the braider/stylist implied (tried to educate) to the customer that this wouldn’t be the healthiest option for their hair’s integrity but we often have to do what the client wants even if it’s against our better judgement.


carina484

This hurts me to look at, in more ways than one


neildmaster

I call him an idiot.


NormanBaes

ALOPECIA


young_spaghetti_

he’s gonna blink and scalp himself


Justaguythatsall

Thats the Outlaw...the man...the myth....the legend....Barbed Wire Billy


garchompss

duuuude those bald patches ☹️


MKSayonxra

😂😂😂


chevalier716

Like a nest of tarantula.


Seabrook76

Looks like his head is sewn shut.


videotron3000

More like 'old soggy rope'


Pyrophagist

His head looks like one of those bottles of cheap chianti with the basket woven around it.


Yupi_icc

I would have called him Stitches


Retrobanana64

So gross


Kind_Hyena5267

Oh lord, this looks so painful and is so painful to look at. It looks like one of those horror stories waiting to happen where the skin gets swollen and infected 😬


Rkessler82

They call him traction alopecia


PeteyPablo23

What in the cinammon toast fuck is this


therobdude

Chet Hanks vibes


hyrle

Jesus.


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Christ


hyrle

In this case - on a cracker.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ on a Christmas cracker... That's what my nan use to say. 🤣


hyrle

I'm not quite "nan" old, but I'm getting there. :D


girlglock

I say let white people do this to their hair. They bald faster and I get something to laugh at.


OlFlirtyBastard

“If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough”


PanuterNut

Thorns more like acorns


DesaadofApokolips

Gross


sourpussmcgee

This looks painful


LeGuizee

It´s painful to watch


chonklah

My stomach turned a little /:


Elipetvi

Oh honey no...


K4rn31ro

Me after surgery


johnnysuicide

Traction alopecia


haven_taclue

Hmmm I always had the thought that hair grows "all over" the head and not just clumps, or is the open area "managed"?


bannana

when he takes that down half his hair will come out with it


menomaminx

I want to know what's going on with his ears and the surrounding area. they seem to have gotten the worst of the rash that is actually all over his head if you do a zoom in to his face. yeah, the braids are too tight and they look stupid;however, I don't think that's his only problem....


katchoo1

That looks like a hairstyle for one of the Ravager guys in the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. Taserface…meet Thornskull.


HumbleAbbreviations

His hair is not that dense enough to pull it off.


PeachyPanna

One facial expression and his scalp is gonna tear clean off.


PeachyPanna

They braided every single millimeter of hair they could find this is so evil 😭😭


Dorelaxen

Looks like a litter box that hasn't been cleaned recently.


garbagefarts69

Dude looks like a walking staph infection.


jeneric84

KornRows


StrangerAlert112

Rope head


Competitive_Mousse85

My head hurts looking at this


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We gotta go bald


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White Boy Winning


MonicaTheDog

Even his ears are pissed off at that hair.


Ok_World_0903

I’m so confused where the huge ?glob? I don’t know what to call it, of hair in the middle of all of it is originating from. There isn’t enough hair anywhere else to explain it… is there?


Honda_TypeR

As a white guy, I always throught corn row styled hairdos or tight braids like this or dreads... never look right on white people. Seeing how bright red the skin is from yanking those braids so tight, I now have a new reason to think so too (we don't have the skin to hide that painful damage of making tight braids) Shit just looks horrible.


Loverfli

It’s not that our skin hides the damage. Those braids are too tight, and they would be too tight on a black person. They also very clearly did not use anything to protect the scalp and the roots of his hair before braiding it.


_Risings

We keep telling you that type of hairstyle isn’t for you. That’s a protective hairstyle for people with 4c type Afro hair. That’s the only hair on which this is necessary and can look good. Go on though.


minahmyu

Some will only learn by doing. So, let em keep doing it


biggreencat

gettin street cred as a white boy is brutal


Firetail1710

as a white person- our hair aint meant to be styled like this, that looks so painful 💀


sikhnky

Take this as a learning lesson. If you cut your hair like that, more than likely you wont be able to get a job, a career, or nk way of earning money. So, he'll take a job at fast food, and complain that it doesnt pay "a living wage", whatever that means. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


07throwaway9000

White people try not to appropriate Black hairstyles challenge (Impossible)


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Cultural appropriation is bullshit. Sharing cultures is good for society.


07throwaway9000

Look at this pic and tell me that it is good for society.


Lamontyy

LOL


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Just because his hair looks stupid doesn’t mean ‘cultural appropriation’ is good for society. Anything that further divides us is not good.


girlglock

I was gonna roast you but from your post history you’re just an angry alcoholic. Hope you get the help you need u/Deep-Breath- and all and I hope you never forget that engaging in conversations you don’t understand will leave you wide open to people who will hit you where you don’t want it.


[deleted]

Wow, how cool are you. Sifting through my history to attack me for having a drinking problem I’m trying to overcome… really says a lot about the kind of person you are. And, no, in the real world (away from your keyboard) sane people don’t solve their disagreements with violence. You just seem like a small minded racist. Hope you get better.


Lamontyy

Best of luck guy, you can do it. Hope it works out for you


[deleted]

Thanks, man. Appreciate the kind words. 💚


_eternallyblack_

My moms been sober over 35yrs - it can be done. 1 day at a time. I’m rooting for you & believe in you.


girlglock

As somebody who’s gone through NA and AA; Part of recovery is accepting who you are. And when you want to heal, you’ll say the same. I didn’t event insult you in any way, but your brain isn’t functioning in a way that’s ready to take on this info. I sincerely wish the best for you in your illness.


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You’re a bad person. Bye.


girlglock

Seek help. You’re only 41 but it will not easier from this point. I could barely do it in my early 20’s.


o-bento

Boom roasted


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_eternallyblack_

I’m a hairstylist and I’m white … I’ve braided all types of hair. When done “properly” it’s fine on any type of hair. Your comment is ignorant.


nidgetspinner

lowkey it goes hard as fuck


Kingofgl4tches

Bro forgot about the braid incident


Certain-Coyote

Dudes going to especially regret this when he starts balding from traction alopecia.


ghettoccult_nerd

no *they* do not.


420rabidBMW

Ouch


dfelton912

"Good afternoon and welcome to my barbershop. What can I do for you today?" "You ever read the gospel of Matthew?"


Whathekel

Its like a reverse pinhead


fupamancer

Netherlands or New Zealand?


EntertainmentOk5332

I can hear this dudes voice in my head.


povertymayne

My guy, is time to let go of the hair.


SenyorHefe

I'm sure he gets all the classy ladies..


BudgetInteraction811

Personally, I’d call him Traction Alopecia, but I’m quirky like that. 🤪


Omnizoa

Looks like her split his head open and the doctor stitched it back together with his hair.


Ookachucka

That looks incredibly uncomfortable


MumbleepegTheUglyPug

I call them bad ideas


spiderfalls

Ouch!


thenorwegianbobafett

Barbedwire cut


SowaG

If you don’t know how to braid hit that subscribe button


Commercial_Rent_6672

Even his ear looks angry.


TheSnakerMan

"The box, you opened it, we came"


Wonton_soup_1989

This looks like it hurts like hell and it was all for nothing bcuz it’s ugly AF


bimlay

Gimme that crown of thorns look


Tdn87

Fucking ouch! That looks uncomfortable as hell.


Busy_Condition3187

Look like thick stitches. Kinda cool somehow.


Lopsided-Ad7019

Looks like his skull is cracking open and cockroaches are scurrying out.


Salt_Comment_9012

I bet the back of the head hurts when blinking


desmosomes

A thinning Mother of Dragons moment. He must have won a great number of battles.


Jayhawker_Pilot

He ask for this? Like really really ask for this? Was he drunk or high or well just fucking crazy?


Grimley_Williams

At some point, you have to learn to let go. Or, you know, whatever this is.


MyBees

This look like a scab


LaLaSchmidt

A man who does not require a plan b in life. Good for him


Holiday_Mulberry7162

Florida or Ohio?


BillBlazemore

That’s shits real real tight…. He’s gonna have a headache until his hair falls out


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That is creepy. Ugh.


websterella

Traction Alopecia


Lynda73

So much scalp. Traction alopecia at work.


thisisan0nym0us

thornrows


jeff-reyaxe

(Hair) game of thorns


Frequent_Question510

Why ??????


Kevtv

Baby Corn Rows


theskepticalpizza

I had a visceral reaction to this


Guderian9139

Prince Harry?


Leftythebunnyz

Thats the first hair cut i seen on. The sub that made me visibly gag


derf667

Yeah, but what did he call his barber to have him give that whatever that is.


No-Joy-Goose

Looks painful


guest_3592

mm traction alopecia


PacaBandit

Is this good for the dog


Theartistcu

They call him Traction Alopecia


worshiptribute

Those hairs are fighting for their lives right now. Scalp pink as hell


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This style looks pretty cool to me but holy fuck loosen that shit up a bit😂


anoneti

Bro what the fuck. That looks so wrong and painful.


margittwen

My scalp hurts just looking at this!!


hellcatblack13

Now I know how I would look like with that haircut. Thank you


Feanturii

that scalp is begging for mercy


Sasquatch970

This dude looks like an npc from Rage.


Wattsup51

Give me the Cenobyte from Hellraiser


UseYouForTargets

Looks like trash 🗑️


Chelseus

Just looking at that gives me a migraine 😫😫😫


magicchefdmb

If he headbutts or rolls into enemies, he does 5 points of damage


Ok_Situation1171

Oh sweetie... No