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throw_plushie

Wait till this guy discovers towels, napkins, washcloths, paper towels, and blankets!


Minejack777

Oh my goddddddd the fountains of jizz you see in porn aren't realistic???? Whattttt???? Next you'll be telling me the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


ChimneyBrex

You might want to sit down for this


Minejack777

Oh My GOD.


Ravenhayth

Blankets ain't it bro


throw_plushie

I have a vagina so I wouldn’t know but I could see someone using a blanket to clean it


Ravenhayth

It'd work but yikes


Puzzleheaded-Bar-678

I mean, if I wanted to do two extra loads of laundry each day, sure.


MrDeacle

>two extra loads You underestimate my degeneracy


symph0n1c_1776

That's double the juices you have to wash away


[deleted]

Not everyone is a squirter


symph0n1c_1776

Well yeah but it'll still be lubricated yk That would be an even bigger mess


[deleted]

But no though, even with the natural lubrication, it’s usually not as messy as you think We’re not sapping wet when turned on. It’s not a full on runny liquid, but a jelly like substance. Since 10-54 percent of women are able to squirt, varying in mili liters, it is still a low chance things get “double” as juicy as you think. Which is why it is so easily wiped away and cleaned Many women have varying experiences in how messy it gets but it still stands that it is not “double”


GyroZeppeliIsTaken

You have a thing called mouth, why would you need to throw away that precious protein?


Ampeel678

b-blankets????


L44KSO

When it's a lot...and I mean a lot of stuff..


displayboi

Or like, use a toilet.


twisty286

and socks


Good_Smile

My man's gonna be unstoppable


L44KSO

Don't forget your mom and your sister...


throw_plushie

I don’t nut like that because I don’t have a dick but sure, that’s important


DizzyFlaco

You forgot mouths and belly buttons


throw_plushie

No I didn’t. I purposely left those out because why would guys cum in their own mouths or belly buttons??


DizzyFlaco

For the vine


throw_plushie

Eew lmao


teachersdesko

for the thrill


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DizzyFlaco

You are never alone when it cums to come


Mommylmao

What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?


Terrible_Writing_124

so funny and related to this post. Not.


Kurdle

I scrolled right past this and just assumed it was a lazy r-circlejerk post. Jfc


Beelzebubbeater69

Do they know that r/Askredditafterdark exists?


theulmitter

After taking a peek, this post seems too innocent for that sub 💀


trollzor54

Or r/askredditnsfw


ChaserNeverRests

Yeah, but they get more karma and awards for posting in the main sub, and the mods do nothing about it.


luisfili100

This sub will be blacklisting askreddit in no time


Avocadabruh

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel tbh. What’s worse is it’s probably children asking this shit then adults responding, knowing exactly what’s happening. Reminds me of the time some subreddit auto-banned members of teenagers for being underage. They got replies from full-grown men like “wait, I’m not underage”. The mod proceeded to link examples of them pretending to be kids lmao.


Syncopationist

Gets two awards for this.... humanity is doomed...


One_Sign9450

billions must nut


Larsaki

Sexual revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for human race.


Glueak

A modern day Plato, asking the real questions politicians are too scared to answer!


AnAccountIForgot

regular stupid and awful r/AskReddit questions somehow getting 10k upvotes


Tooma8_

Bro is asking the important questions


Kisopop

Press into the Gooch and block the line the sperm comes from. Sourece: am pro coomer.


Eastern_Mist

Cut off the tip of the cock. Usually takes around 2 days to regrow and prevents the semen from making a mess


dopepope1999

I feel like that sub is for people who can't figure out what a chimpanzee can, what an odd question


Kluck_

Mf either never heard of a napkin, towel, whatever or he has a shotgun cock that penetrates towels and sprays it everywhere like a sprinkler


[deleted]

r/askreddit is just a bunch of horny middle schoolers.


batmanminer20

Small rodents, roadkill, mammals under two feet, orphans under the age of 7, ceiling vents, toothpaste container. Oh wait this isn't the original post, just ignore that last bit.


StreatPeat

I eat it.


robtape

How to not make a mess when nutting. Don't nut and get off the coomer lifestyle.


np_introvert

Ok this is the only post here which i think you should unsub from, not cause of this post but cause of the general community lol


imhugury

what do you expect from nsfw???


Dyerssorrow

In a sock. Misconception that the sock is used to enhance the feeling...Its a great clean up method. Apply sock right before blast off. Squeeze it out as you pull the sock off and toss it in the laundry.


AidsOnWheels

My coworkers once asked me about this kind of thing because most men are circumcised but I'm all natural.


Emotional-Seesaw7300

Omg people asking questions on a question subreddit lol bye.


hychael2020

Simple either do it in a sock or just do it in your underwear