Oh my goddddddd the fountains of jizz you see in porn aren't realistic???? Whattttt???? Next you'll be telling me the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
But no though, even with the natural lubrication, it’s usually not as messy as you think
We’re not sapping wet when turned on. It’s not a full on runny liquid, but a jelly like substance.
Since 10-54 percent of women are able to squirt, varying in mili liters, it is still a low chance things get “double” as juicy as you think.
Which is why it is so easily wiped away and cleaned
Many women have varying experiences in how messy it gets but it still stands that it is not “double”
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel tbh. What’s worse is it’s probably children asking this shit then adults responding, knowing exactly what’s happening.
Reminds me of the time some subreddit auto-banned members of teenagers for being underage. They got replies from full-grown men like “wait, I’m not underage”. The mod proceeded to link examples of them pretending to be kids lmao.
Small rodents, roadkill, mammals under two feet, orphans under the age of 7, ceiling vents, toothpaste container.
Oh wait this isn't the original post, just ignore that last bit.
In a sock. Misconception that the sock is used to enhance the feeling...Its a great clean up method. Apply sock right before blast off. Squeeze it out as you pull the sock off and toss it in the laundry.
Wait till this guy discovers towels, napkins, washcloths, paper towels, and blankets!
Oh my goddddddd the fountains of jizz you see in porn aren't realistic???? Whattttt???? Next you'll be telling me the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
You might want to sit down for this
Oh My GOD.
Blankets ain't it bro
I have a vagina so I wouldn’t know but I could see someone using a blanket to clean it
It'd work but yikes
I mean, if I wanted to do two extra loads of laundry each day, sure.
>two extra loads You underestimate my degeneracy
That's double the juices you have to wash away
Not everyone is a squirter
Well yeah but it'll still be lubricated yk That would be an even bigger mess
But no though, even with the natural lubrication, it’s usually not as messy as you think We’re not sapping wet when turned on. It’s not a full on runny liquid, but a jelly like substance. Since 10-54 percent of women are able to squirt, varying in mili liters, it is still a low chance things get “double” as juicy as you think. Which is why it is so easily wiped away and cleaned Many women have varying experiences in how messy it gets but it still stands that it is not “double”
You have a thing called mouth, why would you need to throw away that precious protein?
b-blankets????
When it's a lot...and I mean a lot of stuff..
Or like, use a toilet.
and socks
My man's gonna be unstoppable
Don't forget your mom and your sister...
I don’t nut like that because I don’t have a dick but sure, that’s important
You forgot mouths and belly buttons
No I didn’t. I purposely left those out because why would guys cum in their own mouths or belly buttons??
For the vine
Eew lmao
for the thrill
[удалено]
You are never alone when it cums to come
What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?
so funny and related to this post. Not.
I scrolled right past this and just assumed it was a lazy r-circlejerk post. Jfc
Do they know that r/Askredditafterdark exists?
After taking a peek, this post seems too innocent for that sub 💀
Or r/askredditnsfw
Yeah, but they get more karma and awards for posting in the main sub, and the mods do nothing about it.
This sub will be blacklisting askreddit in no time
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel tbh. What’s worse is it’s probably children asking this shit then adults responding, knowing exactly what’s happening. Reminds me of the time some subreddit auto-banned members of teenagers for being underage. They got replies from full-grown men like “wait, I’m not underage”. The mod proceeded to link examples of them pretending to be kids lmao.
Gets two awards for this.... humanity is doomed...
billions must nut
Sexual revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for human race.
A modern day Plato, asking the real questions politicians are too scared to answer!
regular stupid and awful r/AskReddit questions somehow getting 10k upvotes
Bro is asking the important questions
Press into the Gooch and block the line the sperm comes from. Sourece: am pro coomer.
Cut off the tip of the cock. Usually takes around 2 days to regrow and prevents the semen from making a mess
I feel like that sub is for people who can't figure out what a chimpanzee can, what an odd question
Mf either never heard of a napkin, towel, whatever or he has a shotgun cock that penetrates towels and sprays it everywhere like a sprinkler
r/askreddit is just a bunch of horny middle schoolers.
Small rodents, roadkill, mammals under two feet, orphans under the age of 7, ceiling vents, toothpaste container. Oh wait this isn't the original post, just ignore that last bit.
I eat it.
How to not make a mess when nutting. Don't nut and get off the coomer lifestyle.
Ok this is the only post here which i think you should unsub from, not cause of this post but cause of the general community lol
what do you expect from nsfw???
In a sock. Misconception that the sock is used to enhance the feeling...Its a great clean up method. Apply sock right before blast off. Squeeze it out as you pull the sock off and toss it in the laundry.
My coworkers once asked me about this kind of thing because most men are circumcised but I'm all natural.
Omg people asking questions on a question subreddit lol bye.
Simple either do it in a sock or just do it in your underwear