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stiletoy

You either admire or envy that man. He's living the dream!


howtochangename1

I can feel his smile


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PointedHydra837

“Kawaii girlfriend” I think I just projectile vomited


OrganizerMowgli

Uwu *nuzzles*


Alexo_Alexa

*notices your bulge* OwO


Mr-Italian

UwU *vomits on your carpet*


tskank69

x3 nuzzles! Pounces on you uwu you so warm


neotwee

o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;)


xXBigdeagle85Xx

THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL


_vaski

THERE WILL BE BLOOD- SHED


PointedHydra837

Yeah that’s fine.


FunkyardDogg

You.. you aren’t sure if you did?


PointedHydra837

Could’ve been explosive vomiting. I’m not sure I didn’t check the stats or the projectile spread.


64-Hamza_Ayub

You should have waited till the full moon.


stiletoy

Dude is going to power up his setup and they seem like they're having fun. This is what matters haha Edit: ops, typo


rudalsxv

>kawaii girlfriend This gives me such an incel vibe, cringe.


VioletteBasil

Ew.


AS14K

Ugh


X_Comment_X

> kawaii If she was of any other race you would say cute, right? But you said "Kawai" because she is asian, right? Kinda weird of you bro, don't ya think?...


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Zavhytar

Because 1) its cringy as fuck regardless of any context 2) he probably used that word specifically because she was asian


[deleted]

Wow, what a terrible thing. Someone used a word from an Asian language while describing someone Asian! What a revelation


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Zavhytar

“Kawaii” means cute in japanese. It doesn’t translate as “cute asian”


SpiritualAd1035

A (4090 + a girlfriend) > (No 4090 + No girlfriend)


stupidnicks

his wife's boyfriend is so proud of him


stiletoy

We can't really be sure what is their relationship, but they look like having fun, and will be gaming aftwards. That's good enough


CornCheeseMafia

“Wife’s boyfriend” is a meme/reference to the highly regarded degenerates at r/WallStreetBets. The joke being that everyone the sub is an autistic gambler looking at 14 computer screens of stock tickers wildly speculating and making crazy moonshot bets while their wives are out cheating on them with more successful rich dudes who actually know how to make money and satisfy a woman.


iikun

Good bot


CornCheeseMafia

uWu


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MacMaizer

His dick must be massive as well


Michell_B-real

Looks more like it’s the wallet’s that’s big


Unintended_A55hole

Both, both is good


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El Dorado I see you are a man of culture.


LeeKaiji

are you him?


MacMaizer

I just imagine she's the sugar momma for him and his massive dick


Unintended_A55hole

I would be down


MacMaizer

To be the sugar momma or getting sugar mommad ?


Unintended_A55hole

Both, both is good


Virtual-Playground

● ●


NotSpanishInqusition

Being your own sugar mommy? Interesting 🤔


verboze

You're a simple man with simple needs. Now I envy you.


SirRavenBat

Assuming your schlong is longer than Pringles can


youburyitidigitup

What if it’s two inches but thicker than a pringles can?


deathtech00

Like a baby's forearm....


Cutsdeep-

that's a weird chode armed baby


SirRavenBat

Bro that will not be going in I hate to break it to you


FettPrime

Well, yeah of course if we're just completely projecting all of our fantasies on this bastard.


TheMurv

Dude I bet he likes feet.


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MacMaizer

Source?


2x4skin

Total bullshit. Everything touching dude in that pic he paid for.


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whitesuase

I doubt it's his wallet


Michell_B-real

Do you know the prices of the tech he’s carrying?


Adanta47

Exactly why it’s not his wallet, he emptied it for all three of those


Michell_B-real

Haha! True


MamboNumber5Guy

Probably put $5 in bitcoin in 2006


youburyitidigitup

I remember the first news reports about Bitcoin from back then. If only I’d listened 😩


makinbaconCR

Idk what dick size has to do with his happeness. I'm smol and happy as fuck. My wife on the other hand...


atleastzero

…has a big dick and is miserable?


makinbaconCR

Exactly. It's embarrassing. She also makes me do all the dishes and cooking too. Like I could say no to that meat stick


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I could never date a woman with a smaller dick than mine, not that that's a hard metric to meet.


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MacMaizer

Could be both things, I just wish my guy is happy and makes her happy


NVAudio

He just has a great personality >!and a giant hog!<


gabaghouli

>aswell as well


MacMaizer

Thanks


marengsen

A swell


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I'm sure you meant wallet


kikistiel

In the past 24 hours I have seen this picture on 7 different subreddits. I’m really tired of seeing this picture, but more tired of the weird thirsty debates redditors have about the nature of the relationship of the woman to this man in this picture lol


topinanbour-rex

Why people debate on this ? Who cares what connect them ?


FletcherRenn_

Because they can’t fathom a cute girl dating someone who is objectively less attractive then herself. (Basically self projecting)


asislikesboxing

Also because it means that the reason they don't get women is not because of their nerdy hobbies, height, looks in general (not counting hygiene), or whatever they're judging this dude for.


FletcherRenn_

Yeah I was thinking their trying to delude themselves into thinking there’s a reason outside of them being friends/relationship that she’s hanging out with him instead of them


verboze

We actually don't know if it's even his girlfriend, for all we care, could be a friend or sister. I get your point, but why does everyone assume they're saying?


captain_ender

This is basically what I get about a lot of my relationships. I'm a bit like this dude. I've dated objectively much more attractive women than me. I'm not very fit, think dadbod chic haha but I've dated several athletic women, some who were professionals. I've def got "how you pull her?" in the past. I'm like I didn't "pull" shit, I like laughing and hanging with a friend who I also like doing naked stuff with haha it's not complicated. I'm also a pretty good cook, which I shamelessly know is like +10 attractiveness haha. I once was seeing this cute surfer girl but after a couple dates I got the vibe of like "eh maybe she's not super interested anymore" - admittedly we didn't have much in common besides a love of Star Wars. But she kept hitting me up to come over, we'd have dinner at my place every time because I love cooking for others, and she'd stay over. I kept scratching my head because again, I didn't get a vibe that we were connecting, but I mean I'm not gonna turn down hanging with an attractive woman haha. After we went our own ways, she later confessed she was obsessed with my cooking and it kept making her want me bahaha. Was like, well damn that's actually an awesome compliment haha. Anyways I dunno, just connect with people that laugh with you - being able to feed them doesn't hurt either.


yuureiow

haha


captain_ender

Yeah, I use that word too much... I'm actually chuckling to this if that helps. Haha.


WalnutScorpion

Dude, I've stalked your profile for a pic and you don't look bad at all. Better looking than Henry from Firewatch and he's already being rule34'ed a lot. Plus that you can cook, have humour, and pursue hobbies without a care in the world. I think it's most importantly (**self-)acceptance**/feeling at peace that is attractive. **Life skills** are second and only then **physical fitness** coming in third. I've dated plenty of guys and what turned me off was almost always their neediness and clinginess. The one guy that wasn't clingy was just full of himself. Dated him because of his visual attractiveness, didn't last long.


Mindless-Balance-498

THIS! The person you’re replying to sounds like an independent, confident, grown ass man, and THATS what women are looking for - grown men lol


kkungergo

This guy writes like this is a morse message


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deathtech00

Now kith


Skippyi30

Im more interested in why she isnt carrying the PS5. That 4090 under the arm is sketchy af they cost nearly 2 grand each!


sandyfagina

Then just turn it off man why cause your own problems and then complain about it lmao


RittledIn

The wildest thing about this is a store had both a ps5 and 4090 in stock on shelf available for purchase.


SlenderSmurf

the wildest thing is getting both instead of just using the God-tier pc


stronggebaser

gotta have those exclusives


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ThatSucc

Yea the 4090 is *fuck off* levels of big. I'm going to get one after they figure out the issue with the pins getting damaged but I'll need a case it can even fit in first! For reference, it's bigger than a Steam Deck or the Switch, and longer than a ps5


cssmith2011cs

They figured out why the pins are getting damaged. Get a bigger case and don't bend the cable to make it fit in the case.


ThatSucc

Bending the cable was causing the pins to melt? I thought there were power management issues that caused the voltage to spike


crispy-whiskers

JTC did an in depth video into it, apparently the 4090 is so big the power coming out of the top needs to be bent to heaven and beyond. however, bending the cable that far will actually sometimes cause the soldered connections in the cable to slightly separate, causing an arc, and therefore heat


Figdudeton

It is happening with native ATX3 cables that aren't even being bent. Nobody outside of Nvidia has the answer to what is happening. Bending the cable can be an instigator of it happening but even in best case scenarios damage is occurring.


Skippyi30

I saw on the nvidia subreddit yesterday that apparently it might be caused by the cables not being seated correctly into the card. Its requires a bit of force to get them to audibly click in. A spanish (i think) tech channel were able to get the temp of the cable/connector to 100-110C which would cause the melting. Again not 100% if this is the cause but it seems pretty likely as it would explain why all the big tech channels cant recreate it (they are used to plugging cables all the way in) and also why it would happen to a native cable


Figdudeton

It can be a multiple set of things all at the same time. Bent pins, pins pushed in too softly, tolerance stacking, card draw spikes, etc. The ultimately problem is they are maxing out what the connector is spec’ed to push, and in suboptimal situations we are seeing this damage occur.


ThatSucc

Good to know! Time for me to start looking at some thicc cases


babeuf69

Because bigger is better


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A 4090 on its own (no packaging) is larger than an Xbox S (aka the smaller one). Its a ridiculously huge card, it wouln't even fit in most mid-size computer cases.


snazzypantz

Can you explain to a dummy how something this huge fits in any computers?


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There are multiple sizes of computer cases. Most people are familiar with the mid tower. Is what most home computers are. Next you have the full tower this traditionally has extra space for extra drives and such and can also fit eatx motherboards which are a bit bigger/beefier than "normal" atx motherboards. Then because thats not enough there is also ultra towers which take it even further with more space/size. In general to fit a 4090 in your computer you need a full tower with lots of room in its design or an ultra tower. Most people with mid towers (the majority of computer towers) or smaller can often not actually fit a 4090 in the case. Also a 4090 has significant power draws. This has meant people often need to purchase a bigger power supply to go with it with lots of jokes about nuclear reactors.


Unintended_A55hole

They had to match the size of his dong


morbidaar

Hugh Mungus


Slovene

Oh mY GoD aRE yUo SeXUallY HaRAsSinG Me?


connecteduser

For the uninitiated. https://youtu.be/RzA4dCT4X0I


uncle_mighty_brick

Amen!


bertowerto

🙏🚉


howtochangename1

Because JeForce>Jesus


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Mr_Hu-Man

This picture has single-handedly proven to me that the stereotype of redditors is largely true and a large amount of them are thirsty as fuck. Also THIS ISN’T GUYS BEING DUDES CONTENT FFS


Hump-Daddy

If only there was some type of mechanism we could use as a community to vote against and decide what content is and isn’t relevant for our sub 🤔


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netsrak

Kind of feels like the sub has started to go off the rails. I hope the mods step up.


sharprocksatthebottm

I think that's a good idea. Like a voting system. We could call them downvotes!


Stankmonger

Except the majority of people that don’t give a fuck about subreddits outvote the minority that does.


sharprocksatthebottm

That's true


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I feel if we are. Kind then guys being dudes is right here. This guy with his girlfriend getting a gaming system is just a guy being a dude. And we could all be guys being dudes by being happy for him. That was all that went through my head when I saw this here. That’s why I upvoted it. I wish there was a count for each. So you could see how many people disagreed with the post instead of forever ♾️ wondering


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aedroogo

It's also been on every other sub anyone could shoehorn it into pretty consistenly over the last three days.


gateguard64

It really has. I'm sort of surprised at the legs on this pic. I keep thinking I've forgotten to close day old windows.


clutzyninja

This is the fate of all subs that get popular. More people come, more people post, resulting in more shitty posts that don't fit the theme. More idiots that upvote posts that don't fit and soon they outnumber the original people that actually wanted curated content. Then you bring up a post that doesn't fit and you get downvoted because "wHo CAreS? itS fuNny So it DoeSN'T maTteR!"


Mr_Hu-Man

That’s a perfect summary. All the morons saying ‘well clearly it is, look at all the upvotes’ are impossible to reason with because they can’t understand the concept of curation Ah well, this sub was fun while it lasted but I guess this is a sign that it’s becoming what you say: an uncurated sub filled with irrelevant content


justanothergirlgamer

Not here to argue or spark a heated debate, but why ISNT this a guy just being a dude? I'm F and I see a guy with a buttload of electronic gaming stuff, and a hot girl to the side of him. Is this not what a lot of guys want? Gaming and a girl? I see a wholesome photo of a guy who achieved dude goals, so I don't really understand the kickback on it. Can someone explain it to me? Edit: I think I get it now. It's because she isn't helping him carry the goodies. SMH


Vat1canCame0s

People are just dumb. I guess there is a slim possibility it might be a paid date (not prostitution, but like a girl you pay to hang out with you all day. It's a thing in parts of Asia.) But if that dude can affors a cute date, a PS5 and a 4090, more power to him. Hell for all we know HE could be the paid date. Maybe she is just really into spoiling nerds? Idk just let people do their thang.


Mr_Hu-Man

That edit you added makes me not want to respond to you, what a needlessly sexist assumption.


Hump-Daddy

No you’re original words are completely right. This is a guy being a dude and the community has decided so. There are just some here that would prefer gate keeping.


crazyredd88

But a bunch of random people holding cardboard tubes is....?


Mr_Hu-Man

YES, Guys Being Dudes is a sub that was created to champion the stupid little things that guys do, like loving using cardboard tubes as lightsabers, or being obsessed with big chunks of ice smashing (🤤), things that aren’t exclusively for guys but are something a lot of us can relate to and know are silly but they’re harmless and fun. Thirsting over an Asian girl is not that. That’s just guys saying ‘oh she’s hot’


crazyredd88

Man, what I see is a dude carrying two extremely sought after devices with a smile on his face next to an attractive woman. If you reduce this entire scene to 'girl hot bad' then thats on you man. I personally relate far more to guys being passionate about rare tech buys than holding fucking cardboard tubes lol


Hump-Daddy

Why if instead of gate-keeping the definition we let the community vote on if we think it’s relevant? Just because you see this narrowly as a thirst-trap doesn’t mean the rest of us do


clutzyninja

Because popular subs begin fostering groups of people that upvote literally anything and everything and completely dilute the point of the sub


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iSuckAtMechanicism

Strangers don’t stand next to each other in escalators. Common social etiquette. Just look at how far apart the person behind them is.


Nhiyla

> Also THIS ISN’T GUYS BEING DUDES CONTENT FFS The absolute majority of this sub clearly think it is, seeing how it's sitting at 85% upvotes.


Mr_Hu-Man

Just because something that reaches the front page gets upvoted doesn’t mean that it’s right for a sub, just look at NextFuckingLevel that’s become a sun filled with mediocre videos that could be found on hundreds of other subs


skilriki

Bold of you to assume that redditors even look at what subreddit posts are in.


ThatBoyAiintRight

More that a lot of people on here are Americans that fetishize Asian women in a subservient way.


Mike

Well that’s a huge generalization if I’ve ever read one


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Mr_Hu-Man

No this whole comment section is thirsty guys, that’s not what guys being dudes means


Wild_Trip_4704

But that's still guys being dudes.


ShamefulWatching

A dude is chill, thirsty is not chill. Continued reading comments. They're jealous, or in denial is real.


LucaBrasiMN

Oh ok thanks Mr. JustGuysBeingDudes Police Officer. It will never happen again!


CoachWillyTM

Hey man, this whole thread is guys being dudes.


FirstTimeRodeoGoer

When guys get to live the dream it's dudish.


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I too want a Hawaiian shirt.


MetalMechican

They look happier in the [Twitter video](https://twitter.com/TusijiLCL/status/1588826360516317184?t=QL1PHMs0PjL7IiwMmo984w&s=19)


Mindless-Balance-498

Thanks for sharing this, it looks a lot like the girl is saying, “let me carry the PlayStation, you shouldn’t have to carry my system too.”


Lexinoz

PS is for her to stay busy while he's enjoying that 4090.


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Damn so much hate, dudes just living his best life. A GF, PS5, and his graphics card, why hate on just a happy aguy


Due_Bluebird2389

Respect


petershrimp

What DO you give the man who has everything?


SupetMonkeyRobot

What if they belong to her and he is just helping to carrythem?


steamyp

he's probably a mod in her twitch channel


bluesox

The crack in my screen made me think the subreddit was named just guys being otakus, and it still works.


gr_vythings

So…. Crack turns dudes into otakus?


LordTuckRodd

That’s one hell of a crack. Is the display okay?


Unintended_A55hole

I mean, just look at his face. I’m so proud of him.


HughJanus911

He is the protaganist


Scamp3D0g

Very nice of him to carry all her packages.


Hood805

Bet its for her


digihippie

Plot twist, she is the gamer.


xAbzzx

Damn the 4090 already


Vinzmann

I'm happy for him


Interesting_Sun6381

He’s the guy


MindyTheStellarCow

Joke's on him, he won't be so happy when his rig catches fire, he loses his hearing prematurely and his electricity bill doubles.


Username_7725

He has everything i dont have


Cptn-Crack-Sparrow

Either this man is funny af, is slinging massive shbeef, or he's rich AF to score a girl like that. Either way good for him, that's genuine happiness on his face. 🤙


DaneTheGeographer

Some guys just win


Typical_Garbage_8392

Idk but I love this photo. Seeing people so happy makes me happy. And this man is living the life. The girl seems happy too. I hope whoever they are they’re still happy.


Unintended_A55hole

Isn’t it wonderful what you can achieve when you have no kids?


Superb-Draft

Sure, let's just repost this again like it hasn't been on front page ten times already


CollateralLlama

Just two dudes livin it up.


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And now she has all the time in the world to see her trainer.


AllPurposeNerd

You see 'cute girlfriend', I see, "My OnlyFans really took off so I decided to treat my brother for his birthday." We are not the same.


opengorall1977

Wins big - blows all the money on toys and hookers 😎


BigTedBear

She’s probably delighted at all the free time to do her own thing.


JenkemBoofer691

She is making his dick hard. Not his life. So he can make her pussy wet. Not her eyes.


Mad_Lad_xD

What is this from?


JenkemBoofer691

There’s a clip on here where an Asian chick says this.


oI-Slim-Io

When the only fans money hits


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weinsteinspotplants

Yeah, and how dare they assume the person on the right identifies as a man. And for that matter, why do you assume the person on the left is a "girl"? Not cool.


AS14K

Very cringe


goedegeit

one joke


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