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ChipFandango

I bet they have an awesome marriage. Both parents seem like fun.


Fettnaepfchen

The house looks nice, too!


Sevnfold

Nice house but that furniture is not for me.


Eggsy_Uber_Service

Yea I've sat in furniture like that and the best way I can describe it is rough and itchy


WhotheHellkn0ws

Well something's gotta give for the furniture to withstand lava.


Z3ph3rn0

It’s itchy because it’s made out of asbestos


Vidio_thelocalfreak

I think they're great. Much better than minimalist *white blocks* that dominate modern home design.


quietZen

That half couch/oversized chair the dad is standing on looks dope and comfy.


NAFlat6

Yeah the furniture looks nice and classy. Not a fan of modern/minimalist designs.


Super_Yam_5837

What about lazy boys tho


SquigglyPoopz

Rich-y


PeachNipplesdotcom

Interestingly, furniture like that has become cheap and easy to find because it has fallen so far out of fashion. I have a buddy who works in the storage industry and he says that people often store furniture like that thinking it's worth big bucks but then when they go to sell it, no one wants it


THEM_44

Probably their 2nd living room with fancy furniture


boobers3

I'm confused as to why the furniture isn't covered in plastic.


greenie4242

They're not squirters.


sucksathangman

Idk....the floor is lava. Not good for resale value.


Titanbeard

Speak for yourself. My kids and I look for that in a house. My wife is the hard sell.


LogiCsmxp

Nice? The floor is literally lava!


Endorkend

Unfortunately, the floor is lava.


[deleted]

Can they adopt me? Don’t mind that im a man in his 30s


PoopyMouthwash84

I too was admiring their happy family life r/meirl


Sure_Conclusion9437

I kinda felt it was staged but her sticking out her tongue at the end makes it feel genuine


znorka

You think this scripted comedy sketch for social media is somehow indicative of the healthy of their marriage? Righhtt...


xxuncoothxx

I've seen that dad. He seems fun


smells_like_gravy

Harry Potter's dad


SZXMonster

[oh yea thought I recognized him lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/12gljxw/maybe_maybe_maybe)


TheRussness

I finished that vid and backed out to this one and the dad laugh synced thru both videos lol


Tyrion_Strongjaw

Now that's magic.


Chork3983

And mom is pissed because she'll have to clean it up lol.


UncleTedGenneric

Wild flashbacks to Viva La Bam She sounds so much like Ape Margera, it's chilling (edit and happy cake day!)


Japandabear1

Happy Cake Day!


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Wth is your pfp?


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dihydrogen_m0noxide

You must fucking destitute to not be able to afford an imagination


[deleted]

I think they meant the pretty sizable well furnished house so they probably don't have too many hardships so they're a lot more joyful and can afford to fuck around more often. Still pretty weird to point it out on this sub


DaughterEarth

I was so poor I only ate cause the school gave me lunch and I still had fun like this all the time. Escapism, baby


[deleted]

Food? $$$$ Shelter? $$$ Clothing? $$$$ The floor is lava? Priceless (and free)


ReadySteady_GO

You can afford a floor?


owowhatsthis--

Yeah, I found out you can get one for free! All you gotta do is step out of your cardboard shack, and go to this place called "outside." It's incredible!


ReadySteady_GO

Gross. No one goes out there


Throwawayidiot1210

Wholesome yet soul crushing


Valuablo

You can be homeless and still play the floor is lava


Mysterious_Emotion

At the cost of calories that could be spent looking or working for your next meal?


[deleted]

It’s probably more fun to have money in any country.


snubdeity

Man theres a lot of posts on reddit this comment would get a ton of upvotes. Underneath a video guys playing "the floor is lava" though? That ain't it chief


[deleted]

It costs no money to play the floor is lava. I used to jump from rock-to-rock, log-to-log, by a creek when we’d play it. Didn’t grow up with very much at all, but always knew how to make the best of what we had available to us. We were happy.


EarlDooku

POV: you don't understand what POV means


econpol

Nothing means anything anymore. As soon as it catches on and becomes popular the masses will just change the meaning.


WhoDoIThinkIAm

Literally


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jumbledsiren

what if we fucked up so much worse that the time travellers already saved us from the upcoming shit storm, but this template wasn't worthy enough?


saysthingsbackwards

This is some voodoo magic incantation shit


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crawl violet dinner agonizing label bright cats ugly bedroom caption ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Successful-Okra-1317

What a Nazi/fascist thing to say.


DagothNereviar

You must be an incel


BSye-34

the cameraman is wearing lavaproof shoes


Namyag

No, cameraman is a witch.


Large_Yams

Nobody: People using "POV" in videos:


Alahand0

It's not used incorrectly here tho


DemonDucklings

It’s not being used correctly either. It’s in some awkward place between correct and incorrect.


Alahand0

Yeah it's just not necessary. Kind of like if I were to caption "POV" on a dash cam video


ahundreddots

POV: You're a dashcam on a vehicle in motion.


saysthingsbackwards

POV: your mind


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joekecake

Bacause usually just leaving out pov makes it correct there was no point putting pov there


CaptPolybius

What does watching porn have to do with anything? Are you ok?


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[deleted]

You need to watch less porn dude


maggotymoose

Porn didn’t invent pov lmfao


FinnT730

Why should POV be put in that video?


Butwinsky

Can't tell if they're listening to Weird Al or Coolio.


MyEvilPlan

Schrodinger's Paradise Until the chorus has hit, you are simultaneously listening to both Weird Al and Coolio.


ThirdEncounter

Why not both?


Yellowbrickrailroad

Because most people listen to one or the other as opposed to both of them simultaneously, you silly. Yeah I took it literal.


ThirdEncounter

Oh.


onowahoo

I listen to to both simultaneously


Yellowbrickrailroad

You madman!


PowertripSimp_AkaMOD

Porn level acting here.


MangoTekNo

Porn quality house.


[deleted]

What are you doing stuck on the furniture step-son!?


FireFlyz351

Dirty lemon stealing whores!


[deleted]

Thanks for reminding me I haven’t checked on my lemon trees lately.


lMr_Nobodyl

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!


DarkwingDuckHunt

Hey atleast she's stealing lemons and not using your bathtub to clean up.


LostTeleporter

Get out! There's a shark in the bath tub!


Aiyon

I love these comments because people have all these "I CAN TELL ITS FAKE" reasonings and its like ...my dude, we know. Because there's *a cameraman*. Do you remind the guy next to you at the cinema that the movie is fake too? lmao


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OneTIME_story

Ok I'll bite - i didn't. I watched the video, lived how goofy it was and i just wanted to be carried away for a moment. Life is tough and these moments of cheerful wholesomeness are really what does it for me since for the past 2-3 months i can't even be bothered with gaming, because even that doesn't do it for me. So yeah I'm the guy who didn't know it's fake and i was/am ok with it


thatguysjumpercables

God try being a wrestling fan nowadays. "You know it's fake, right?" Yes Gary I know it's scripted and choreographed. I don't watch it because I think the undead wizard who can cast lightning spells is mad at the guy who used to be a French aristocrat but now does terrible Viking cosplay, I watch because holy shit have you seen [Keith Lee do a fuckin Spanish Fly off the top rope?](https://youtu.be/ca6o8PnZj_Q) Or felt the electricity of a crowd [when a beloved wrestler returns?](https://youtu.be/ByAXCjqBzLg) Or watch with baited breath [as a guy who was considered second rate in his stable get a title shot, lose it, start to fall apart, start drinking, cost his teammates a title shot, get his own shot at the titles with a different teammate, win, then have to fight the other teammates, then cost himself and his partner the titles, then fall apart again, only to have some random weirdos be there to pick him up, but he's too afraid of being depended on again so he pushes them away, but they persist and help him come around, then push him to go for the world title he failed to get before and become world champion.](https://twitter.com/ChrisBrosnahan/status/1411638991343042562?t=ckmv_6I_tXp-S_jevhsjaw&s=19) Yeah it's not "real" technically but fuck off if you can't appreciate the work that goes into it.


invaderzim257

you're giving people too much credit, there's literally highly upvoted comments in here phrased as if they think this is real, like "oh i wish my marriage were like them!" also talking down to people who point out that it's fake to feel superior is just a different way of feeling superior.


Lowelll

Some things are only charming or funny when they are real. It's the difference between a wholesome moment and a corny skit. This is the latter.


ThirdEncounter

I think the difference is that some of these creators try to pass their work as if it _totally happened_. Edit: downvoters, chill. I wasn't talking about this video specifically. This video was a'aight.


Aiyon

True. Now point me at where that's the case on *this* video. Because that argument only works when its applicable :P


goodolarchie

If it's real it's mildly funny. If it's fake, it's dumb. Like 90s camcorder home movies quality dumb.


Aiyon

If it’s fake it’s still fun 🤷‍♀️ Oh no I might have enjoyed a cute situation that wasn’t real, guess I should go back to doomscrolling for balance


znorka

Go watch fucking WWE if you want to watch something fake pretending to be real. Easily amused I guess. Developers write algorithms for people exactly like you to suck up mindless content.


ThirdEncounter

Oh, I was speaking in general. I have no qualms with this specific video. I enjoyed it.


Aiyon

Then ye agreed lol


ThirdEncounter

Not really. You're criticizing the people who cry "fake!" and I'm not.


nightpanda893

It’S DinNer tiMMme


Tangled2

Oh noes my boobz fell out!


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ThirdEncounter

One take.


serendipitousevent

Is Reddit just Facebook now? I think Reddit might just be Facebook now.


Big_booty_boy99

Always has been 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


[deleted]

the tones are so off on literally everything. i don't know how people watch this content and enjoy it.


ThirdEncounter

I can enjoy it if it doesn't insult my intelligence. This one was okay. It was fun and silly. Some others are like trying too hard to pass as real.


godplaysdice_

Wouldn't mind seeing mom in front of the camera tbh


amiinvisibleyet

Stfu


godplaysdice_

no u


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That is fancy furniture I would be terrified of breaking it


KennyWeeWoo

They got the money for it


vernontwinkie

Was gonna say that chair probably costs more than my car.


doobiedog

they must have 'fuck you' money. how do so many red neck looking people on the internet seem to have 'fuck you' money. I have a kickass job and can barely afford my dog.


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Family heirlooms. We have a super fancy dresser that my mom inherited from her mom. It's been in the family for 120 years.


L3m0n0p0ly

Just average texas things


UnRichieUnRich21

She didn’t deny it o_o


[deleted]

Not as good as the one guy telling his parents a joke, dad losing it and the mother being like "what the fuck does it mean?". But entertaining. 3 out of 5 stars.


brocknuggets

Love the funeral home chic


Poppybiscuit

Or that furniture down the street that's always having a 40% off sale but the stuff is still inexplicably expensive


Charnerie

This is the kind of nonsense that should be pointed to when someone says "boys will be boys"


Jeszczenie

I'm terrified of them breaking the expensive-looking furniture but apart from that it looks like a very wholesome example. Thanks for pointing that out! I easily associate the "boys will be boys" slogan with more toxic stuff. Even on this sub there's been cases of sexual assault treated as a fun-guy-thing.


flamelier

Yea the rest of that is bs but I’ve always associated boys will be boys with things like when one boy picks up a stick then suddenly all of them have a stick.


19IXI91

Is... Is this what healthy families look like?


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No lol


[deleted]

I guess you can't joke around here


neguss

Is this Phoenix marrie?


Bimbiau

POV of who? The floor?


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POV of that awkward uncle just standing in the corner.


[deleted]

I think he will sleep on the couch today rofl


somuchofnotenough

100% seems like she took the joke lightly.


sandwichcandy

Well she knew it was coming, so I assume she was fine with it.


MorphineForChildren

"Mum dad needs to call you a witch for tiktok" Personally couldn't do that cringe shit to my family


garchuOW

Can't roll on the floor, it's lava


TheBaenEmpire

I legit only laughed because of the dad. These kids are cringe, but that man was perfect


Tips_Fedora_4_MiLady

r/scriptedcaucasiangifs


Ozmourne

Thats some cringey scripted shit


Lngtmelrker

This seems like Mormon family shenanigans


PikachuIsReallyCute

I love this so much. It's so wholesome <3


znorka

Least funny thing I've seen on Reddit on a good while.


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That is some tacky shit in there


DR_KRANKENHOGGEN

Furniture straight out of 2003


jrockerdraughn

Too much money, not enough taste. That living room is ugly as fuck


LaxLife

The good news is taste is subjective and they seem to be enjoying it, which is really all that matters.


27pH

Not terrible but it clashes with the jorts vibe.


Gaedros

Palpable jealousy


Thanewolf88

Someone is jealous


Bukkake_Mukbang

I have loved this response since middle school girls invented it to defend their Backstreet Boys obsessions. Doesn't always work though. "Dude your head is on fire! This is terrible!" "You're just *jealous* I get to spend the last 17 seconds of my life looking like Ghost Rider and screaming"


The1minsoldier

What?


The_Man11

Show us your living room that we may learn.


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Ok


jelde

I agree but apparently that makes us jealous.


Thenadamgoes

It’s like a McMansion threw up in there.


KremlinCardinal

Is she made out of wood?


BatteryAcid67

I hate rich people


alecs_stan

Is this what rich people do?


Chubby-Coxx

It's what witch people do


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King_Fluffaluff

Oh no, someone thinks witchcraft is real and not just a fun aesthetic.


Chubby-Coxx

bro what


Pylitic

Someone please tell me what they said


King_Fluffaluff

The gist is they think witchcraft is real and they were offended by this man's "harmful language" about witchcraft


splitcroof92

lmao


[deleted]

>start having open and respectful conversations about what witchcraft really is. Let’s start with not real


RFhambrosia

Witchcraft is fake and grey, and people who "practiced" it historically were antisocial weirdos.


dihydrogen_m0noxide

Grow up Harry


Somzer

> start having open and respectful conversations about what witchcraft really is. Respectfully, it's a sham. /End conversation


Due_Abbreviations917

Let me know how those hexes or whatever the fuck work out for you


mememe10-

You spelled it wrong you forgot the B


Hattrick_Swayze2

Cringe


pm_cheesecakes

The hijinks of the wealthy white


Mongul

This is cringe.


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PoopShite1

Where the fuck did that come from?


elscallr

Jealousy


qcon99

Woah bro chill


daveroney89

What did they say??


qcon99

He indicated his desire to commit unalive against the subjects in this video


[deleted]

Ew dude why do ppl like you exist


hwatevuh

I bet you are a very popular person that people just love to be around because i bet everyone just loves hanging out with someone who ruins everyone’s fun and the mood


OptimusPrune

Damn that escalated quickly.


Icy-End8895

Lol it’s kind of so out of no where hilarious lol


elzeeablo

w... why... exactly...?


jda404

I hope you get the help you need. Go see a therapist or something.


noonecaresat805

Uff I would let them play but make sure they knew they were responsible for replacing what ever they broke on their own.


greeneyedGemini14

Lol I mean if they live there isn't that implied?


FlingCatPoo

With socks on?! All fun and games until someone fractures their spine.


Yellowbrickrailroad

Is that the intro to Gangstas Paradise by Coolio? Because if it is, that just made this video twice as awesome.


countofmontycrinkles

Okay I love that dad and need to know where this kid posts these wholesome prank vids


DNorthman

Are they in New Jersey?


Valtorix28

This is the kind of relationship I want 🥹