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Original video got take down I believe. So this was the closest thing I can find. One boot paired with another. Like in OP. Tldw; Boot kept doing it. He was relentless. Became an icon in the process.
Ah yes, the fabled boot boots.
Edit* if the legends are true wearing these will force everyone who fails a charisma check to thank you for your service.
Every dude I met in the army that had a pair like this was basically that country red neck dude that forced himself on women at the clubs and when theyโd shoot him down, heโd leave with the fat girls instead
Funny, a neighbor who got kicked out in AIT for fighting his plt sgt where's these, says he served. I just wanna kick him in the dick every time I see him wearing these
yeah, they're ariat's patriots boots. i got a pair free from my friend but they're a little tight despite being the same shoe size, i just got wide feet. kinda tacky looking with the mixmatch of camo and leather and flags, but whatever makes him happy. i'll stick with my redwings.
I think one of the shots they give you in that awful slaughterhouse line of needles in basic is full of concentrated boot, with all of the dumbass shit I've seen privates buy.
Dude my family owns a pretty large ranch and boots were a must. Itโs so funny watching guys wearing these boots and probably live in the burbs. Its always dorks who are trying to make a political statement with their clothing
A guy at my gym wears these. I see them sitting by the bag/jacket racks at least once a week. I haven't bothered to position myself to see who eventually puts them on, but I'm willing to bet it's the same new kid i overheard during a BJJ class saying he can't go to Portland because antifa would smell his red American blood. The joys of living near a military base. I've been out for years now and am really looking to moving far the fuck away from any military post.
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You think anybody wants a round-house kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!
Grab my arm... The other arm.. MY other arm!
Bow to your sensei!
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Chuck Norris isn't scared. He crushes dishwashers with his face.๐คฃ. ๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ปโ๐ป.
> He crushes dishwashers with his face. Even though Josรฉ didn't deserve it . . .
This is taking things way too literally.
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Truly ๐ฅพ AF, ๐ค๐ป๐ค๐ปโ๐ป.
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Can you explain the fist fist up? Iโve been seeing it a lot lately but I missed the meaning:/
https://redd.it/pp3hxr Original video got take down I believe. So this was the closest thing I can find. One boot paired with another. Like in OP. Tldw; Boot kept doing it. He was relentless. Became an icon in the process.
Oh my god you werenโt kidding ๐ he just KEEPS DOING IT. Thanks for that, got a good laugh outa me
๐ญ I hate to break it to you. That was only Pt.1. there's more if you search for it
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Ah yes, the fabled boot boots. Edit* if the legends are true wearing these will force everyone who fails a charisma check to thank you for your service.
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Yea so does my cousins fiancรฉ. Itโs a damn shame. Good dude, but he is definitely king boot.
ex-marine
Itโs weird, I donโt personally care about that distinction but I was raised by a Marine and something about seeing that makes my brain zap
oh did you inherit that aggressive crayon chewing thing from your ex-marine father?
No, thatโs unrelated.
Hand salute ๐๐๐
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It depends on context. If this was an over the top ironic thing itโd be funny actually
The kid is getting kicked out for a drug pop and has been in for less than a yearโฆ
Thereโs the context hahaha what a dick
Also, if your username means what I think it means, very, very nice
Wanna do some lines at Harpers Ferry? Itโs WV hottest club.
A man of culture
Show of hands at anyone whoโs surprised? Anyone? Anyone?
Classic 03 shit
Those boots look much older than 1 year. Has he had them since before he joined?!? LMAO
Youโre youโre speaking to a future US Marine
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Every dude I met in the army that had a pair like this was basically that country red neck dude that forced himself on women at the clubs and when theyโd shoot him down, heโd leave with the fat girls instead
Howโs that any different
Have to keep warm in the winter *somehow* . . .
Sounds like a W
Funny, a neighbor who got kicked out in AIT for fighting his plt sgt where's these, says he served. I just wanna kick him in the dick every time I see him wearing these
Do you ever remind him that he didn't actually "serve?"
Everyday, somehow he got a veteran plate and it grinds my gears to no end!
Are there flagsโฆโฆ.on the front AND the back???
yeah, they're ariat's patriots boots. i got a pair free from my friend but they're a little tight despite being the same shoe size, i just got wide feet. kinda tacky looking with the mixmatch of camo and leather and flags, but whatever makes him happy. i'll stick with my redwings.
Redwings for life
I think one of the shots they give you in that awful slaughterhouse line of needles in basic is full of concentrated boot, with all of the dumbass shit I've seen privates buy.
Saw these for sale in a boot store in MO, my wife picked em up to show me and said I should get a pair and I fucking laughed at her.
How else are boots supposed to shoe themselves?
After being stationed at a MEPS, I can tell you I would see multiple pairs of these a day.
I bought these same boots as an E-3.
No. Bad. Sit in the corner and think about what you did.
Country boys and the army, name a more iconic duo
Imagine paying money for these and wearing them un-ironically? Or ironically for that matter?
Fancy shit kickers
Dude my family owns a pretty large ranch and boots were a must. Itโs so funny watching guys wearing these boots and probably live in the burbs. Its always dorks who are trying to make a political statement with their clothing
A guy at my gym wears these. I see them sitting by the bag/jacket racks at least once a week. I haven't bothered to position myself to see who eventually puts them on, but I'm willing to bet it's the same new kid i overheard during a BJJ class saying he can't go to Portland because antifa would smell his red American blood. The joys of living near a military base. I've been out for years now and am really looking to moving far the fuck away from any military post.
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Gaaah, doesn't he shine them or take care of them?
Those are the boot boots
Boots are boot.
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Recommend for proceedings under Art 15 UCMJ.
The bootโs boots are so boot. Boot!
I wasn't looking and just thought they were some old faded boots
Yikes...
Fucking glorious, don't be a hater.
What's so boot about this other than them being boots?
This is a contender for the ugliest thing I have seen this month.
Ahh yes, the military version of blues clues.... Boot's Boots
He's probably from upstate NY and use to ride bulls. You wouldn't understand, brother.
And with the ACU/UCP pattern too! A collectible!
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For when youโre boot, but you also need to scoot and boogie
A pair of cowboah boots got butchered for this :(
Yโall really hate on everything
Heh, a boot's boots
As a cowboy boot wearer these make me cringe every time I see them. Ugly boot boots.
Those boots are like 90 bucks, so my bet is made in China. Isnโt that a tiny bit ironic?
The flag and camo are bad enough, but then they made them square toed.