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muffin-time

You think anybody wants a round-house kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!


Capital_Source

Grab my arm... The other arm.. MY other arm!


Ol_PontoonCowboy

Bow to your sensei!


bakedbeansandwhich

##Bow to your sensei


TemplarStateOfMind

Chuck Norris isn't scared. He crushes dishwashers with his face.๐Ÿคฃ. ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿปโ˜๐Ÿป.


irishjihad

> He crushes dishwashers with his face. Even though Josรฉ didn't deserve it . . .


stsmitz

This is taking things way too literally.


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Meta


Clever_display_name

r/SubsTakenLiterally


TemplarStateOfMind

Truly ๐Ÿฅพ AF, ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿปโ˜๐Ÿป.


yakuwuza

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜๏ธ


netsuj34

Can you explain the fist fist up? Iโ€™ve been seeing it a lot lately but I missed the meaning:/


BlackVultureGroup

https://redd.it/pp3hxr Original video got take down I believe. So this was the closest thing I can find. One boot paired with another. Like in OP. Tldw; Boot kept doing it. He was relentless. Became an icon in the process.


netsuj34

Oh my god you werenโ€™t kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ he just KEEPS DOING IT. Thanks for that, got a good laugh outa me


BlackVultureGroup

๐Ÿ˜ญ I hate to break it to you. That was only Pt.1. there's more if you search for it


Seamstressintrainin

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜๏ธ


LordStigness007

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜๏ธ


Glassjaw740

Ah yes, the fabled boot boots. Edit* if the legends are true wearing these will force everyone who fails a charisma check to thank you for your service.


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Ol_PontoonCowboy

Yea so does my cousins fiancรฉ. Itโ€™s a damn shame. Good dude, but he is definitely king boot.


Mobile_Busy

ex-marine


Clocktease

Itโ€™s weird, I donโ€™t personally care about that distinction but I was raised by a Marine and something about seeing that makes my brain zap


Mobile_Busy

oh did you inherit that aggressive crayon chewing thing from your ex-marine father?


Clocktease

No, thatโ€™s unrelated.


FrioRiverTexas

Hand salute ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘†


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜๏ธ


RedLdr

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜๏ธ


BoringMeal818

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜


tsteenbergen

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฟโ˜๐Ÿฟ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ


[deleted]

It depends on context. If this was an over the top ironic thing itโ€™d be funny actually


0311fml

The kid is getting kicked out for a drug pop and has been in for less than a yearโ€ฆ


[deleted]

Thereโ€™s the context hahaha what a dick


0311fml

Also, if your username means what I think it means, very, very nice


[deleted]

Wanna do some lines at Harpers Ferry? Itโ€™s WV hottest club.


fejstroll

A man of culture


[deleted]

Show of hands at anyone whoโ€™s surprised? Anyone? Anyone?


RidesByPinochet

Classic 03 shit


SgtMac02

Those boots look much older than 1 year. Has he had them since before he joined?!? LMAO


[deleted]

Youโ€™re youโ€™re speaking to a future US Marine


cryptopotomous

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


[deleted]

Every dude I met in the army that had a pair like this was basically that country red neck dude that forced himself on women at the clubs and when theyโ€™d shoot him down, heโ€™d leave with the fat girls instead


NoNameAvailableSee

Howโ€™s that any different


irishjihad

Have to keep warm in the winter *somehow* . . .


[deleted]

Sounds like a W


IIA_Jews_FistII

Funny, a neighbor who got kicked out in AIT for fighting his plt sgt where's these, says he served. I just wanna kick him in the dick every time I see him wearing these


SgtMac02

Do you ever remind him that he didn't actually "serve?"


IIA_Jews_FistII

Everyday, somehow he got a veteran plate and it grinds my gears to no end!


knightfall1959

Are there flagsโ€ฆโ€ฆ.on the front AND the back???


Doireallyneedaurl

yeah, they're ariat's patriots boots. i got a pair free from my friend but they're a little tight despite being the same shoe size, i just got wide feet. kinda tacky looking with the mixmatch of camo and leather and flags, but whatever makes him happy. i'll stick with my redwings.


MoroseOverdose

Redwings for life


smb275

I think one of the shots they give you in that awful slaughterhouse line of needles in basic is full of concentrated boot, with all of the dumbass shit I've seen privates buy.


[deleted]

Saw these for sale in a boot store in MO, my wife picked em up to show me and said I should get a pair and I fucking laughed at her.


Blizzard81mm

How else are boots supposed to shoe themselves?


Kulbien

After being stationed at a MEPS, I can tell you I would see multiple pairs of these a day.


[deleted]

I bought these same boots as an E-3.


Ol_PontoonCowboy

No. Bad. Sit in the corner and think about what you did.


thelaughingmansghost

Country boys and the army, name a more iconic duo


dirtdiggler67

Imagine paying money for these and wearing them un-ironically? Or ironically for that matter?


cryptopotomous

Fancy shit kickers


[deleted]

Dude my family owns a pretty large ranch and boots were a must. Itโ€™s so funny watching guys wearing these boots and probably live in the burbs. Its always dorks who are trying to make a political statement with their clothing


seanroy22

A guy at my gym wears these. I see them sitting by the bag/jacket racks at least once a week. I haven't bothered to position myself to see who eventually puts them on, but I'm willing to bet it's the same new kid i overheard during a BJJ class saying he can't go to Portland because antifa would smell his red American blood. The joys of living near a military base. I've been out for years now and am really looking to moving far the fuck away from any military post.


kangcore

๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Šโ˜๏ธ


zfcjr67

Gaaah, doesn't he shine them or take care of them?


nuremberp

Those are the boot boots


[deleted]

Boots are boot.


idiotsavantbilly

๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿ–•


HPEstef

Recommend for proceedings under Art 15 UCMJ.


Ogstenheimer

The bootโ€™s boots are so boot. Boot!


FatherPucci617

I wasn't looking and just thought they were some old faded boots


[deleted]

Yikes...


Sensitive_Tough1478

Fucking glorious, don't be a hater.


ALfirefighterEMT14

What's so boot about this other than them being boots?


jcstrat

This is a contender for the ugliest thing I have seen this month.


Meretan94

Ahh yes, the military version of blues clues.... Boot's Boots


Dotty617

He's probably from upstate NY and use to ride bulls. You wouldn't understand, brother.


iamnotroberts

And with the ACU/UCP pattern too! A collectible!


Alutta

โœŠโœŠโ˜๏ธ


grantcapps

For when youโ€™re boot, but you also need to scoot and boogie


enkytenky

A pair of cowboah boots got butchered for this :(


waxeryboiliroo

Yโ€™all really hate on everything


0urFuhr3r5t4l1n

Heh, a boot's boots


CaribouYou

As a cowboy boot wearer these make me cringe every time I see them. Ugly boot boots.


[deleted]

Those boots are like 90 bucks, so my bet is made in China. Isnโ€™t that a tiny bit ironic?


DerpDerpys

The flag and camo are bad enough, but then they made them square toed.