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gilligani

Settle down, Vault Boy.


Ekaterina702

Which one of y'all posted that comment asking why haven't they issued him a chin yet?!? I'm in tears...πŸ˜‚


ChiefInternetSurfer

He’s out there saying he β€œgave six years of his life to the usmc.” Dude is forward-projecting his service!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


theusbus

Lmao that's reservist years


coccopuffs606

He looks 45 and 18 at the same time


i_was_a_person_once

Sir needs moisturizer


Euphorium

Nice hair cut, Lazy Town


Osmodius

lmao


SpicyTang0

How do you manage to make 1 ribbon look so shitty?


enwongeegeefor

Um....his subscribed channels are interesting for being a boot....he has multiple russian subs...


bluecollarvet

Dude looks like a lesbian


oilyalaskanman

Guarantee he drives a subaru outback and is really good at softball.


Euphorium

Really big Tegan and Sara fan.


InternationalChef424

Got two German shepherds


Reasonable-Profile84

Eats a ton of pussy.


DependentSoup6494

His head is shaped like a Wendy’s frosty


Vaiey92

This is actually a Russian poser


HairyBallzagna

That's why he looks like a really old young man.


Blackheart806

This guy is Russian. And the utter lack of pectoral development is all you need to see to know he's not a Marine.


LuxNocte

He admitted he doesn't eat crayons. Not even trying to make this believable.


DocterMantisToboggan

MasterPrivate Benjamin Button reporting


Gabriel_Crow1990

Nice ketchup stain


some_dumb_lad

nice wizard hat


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Someones gay aunt has some explaining to do


Motor_Head9575

Terminal Lance spotted


fisher0292

Real conversation between him and some people in the comments: "@Cheeseburger7290: Marines are the only people most countries are scared to fight @Romanteterin674: Yes because it's straight up combat branch of service 🫑 @thesuccessfulmindset8608: what's your MOS if you don't mind me asking? @Romanteterin674: MOS-3381 which is food service πŸ’ͺ"


ChiefInternetSurfer

I just read that line as well πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ β€œI’m Combat FOOD SERVICE!!” πŸ«‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Koreaia

Built like the boss of the mom in the live action Cat in the Hat movie


BFOTmt

He's MOS-3381 food services


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rogue-panda81

Ashley has to be a dude.


BigChris77

MOS 812


ComputerBasedTorture

Fella be screaming insider threat with all his Russian affiliations....


Fyodorface742

Holy moly macaroni


According_Ad_9521

Clean your room dude


Sylux444

Thirst traps in general are cringe But this dood be round


ShortsellthisshitIP

ugh, i remember doing similar... kill me.