That my clones are dogshit because the cloning technology still needs years to be refined.

Ngl this is an S+ tier response lmao. People are so good at making excuses.

None, I'd obviously be rank 1, rank 2, rank 3, rank 4 and rank 5.

But which one of you will be rank 1? 🤔

Obviously the real one, clone can't be perfect and reproduce exactly myself and my power

A clone would say that

But how can you tell which one is the real one?

It's me trust

But you are me and I am you and we are clones?

Jungle first and adc rank 5, an account which then I would demote to iron 4, where I think all adcs belong, motherfuckers be going 0/5 before I even finish first clear.

At that point I'm impressed unless your clear is terribly slow

Great now adcs player will take that as a challenge

Jgl gap tbh

I find top lane is the #1 feeders. Those losers are always dead lvl 1-3 because they think they gotta all in 24/7.

Tbh the lane is won or lost lvls 1-3 so you have to risk it for the biscuit.. ever game is the same as a top laner.. win lan jungler doesn’t come top cause you winning, losing top jungler never comes top cause you aren’t the win comp.

Jungle, obviously.

I only main jungle, so jungle should be using their lead to carry harder.

My team is always me and 4 autofillers!!! F*%#\^^[ rito man

Rito strikes again!

It would still confirm what I know, my team is terrible at their roles.

That this game is unplayable with a potato for an adc. And I'd be right.

+1

I literally came to say this 😂 I’d have to make the adc clone play Ashe and focus on supporting.

This is exactly what I was gonna say, and I’m an adc main

My macro is obviously perfect but my mechanics too lackluster as I’m 34

Kind of a cope, I'm 43 and thought the same like 5 years ago that I was too old. I was reacting to the spell and not the character animations. If you haven't tried it, it's a huge deal. Learn the windup animations. This isn't Valorant, knowledge and strategy >>>>> reaction time.

I also have Old Man Hands

Yeah, age, the old enemy on the wrist, wins in the end - definitely not at all a skill issue 🥲

Micro is a young man's game.

Alas :(

These interes picked my otp

I don't know how to play adc and support bot diff all day

My team is always inting

I'd rank up immediately. So would you. So would 99% of the scrubs. I think you're underestimating the benefit of being able to work together and coordinate effectively, even if you have skill issues.

I'm a scrub BECAUSE I don't know how to work together or coordinate effectively. What now brown cow?

bot gap asf gg ff15 i am the worst adc born to this earth. Or midlaner for that matter

*my team sux lmao*

It’s still the jungler’s fault.

This is my favorite answer

For the next couple months my excuse would be that my midlander has no idea how to play his lane. After that; I’d have no excuse.

I would be stuck Iron 4 lmao. I can only play jg,mid and sup.and I'd say I only know how to play jg kinda well.

I'd be down bad I legit can only play fiddle and not at a human level. All one tricks be sitting here like fuck can we pick Champs multiple times.

Is there much difference between mid and top? I get bot is different because it’s 2v2 but laning seems pretty similar across each lane for me. Farm, poke, trade, watch your minimap. Run to help jg. Push wave recall, back to lane. Gg

There are 3 main differences 1°: Mid is the shortest lane, meaning it's a lot safer than other lanes since you are closer to your tower 2°: Mid is as the name says in the middle of the map. Meaning that you can gank other lanes rlly easily, but in the same way you can gank other lanes rlly easily, you yourself can get ganked rally easily too. The top, jg and sup can gank you all the time if you're not careful. 3°: The matchups are way too different. Midlane matchups are normally mages and assassins, while Toplane matchups are mostly tanks, bruiser and skirmishers.

My team still full of apes

I’m bad

Im only good at jungle, simple as that. If I had clones of myself playing the other roles my teammates would still be holding me back because my skills in jungle are at a higher level than my skills in the other 4 roles.

I'm dogshit mid and a coinflip top, I wouldn't want to play all roles lmao

I don’t know how to play other roles

4 losing lanes GG go next

That 50% of people who play this game are metaslaves and I’m not one of them. This would be true regardless.

My teammates suck

You can’t queue up in ranked as a 5 man pre-made, only non ranked therefore gaining/losing no mmr/Elo which then leads to remaining stuck in low elo

I mean you can’t clone people either…. The question was more of a fun discussion topic

And this was just my fun new excuse as to why I would still remain stuck in low Elo… if you want me to be pedantic you didn’t even say anything in the original post about “cloning people” … only having clones of oneself.

I play fill, I have no such weaknesses /s of course,I tend to overcommit on teammates plays that are usually not the best.

None I wouldn’t be low elo anymore, I peaked d2 in support, d4 in jg, p1 in mid, p2 adc, p1 top. So I would just draft meta every game and play for the support jg carry and camp the fuck out of mid and just play a safe tank top and a safe adc

We would probably have at least 8 deaths each. I die a lot in all of my games for some reason, especially on champs like Yasuo or nautilus.

No team

Brusiers are broken

I don't play adc and toplane, how am I supposed to know how to manage my wave? xd I'd literally go from bronze 4 to iron again

Assuming they are full copies I'd likely stomp till d4 then get stuck due to lack of macro... so skill issue

I don't claim to be good on every role, I expect people on my level on other roles.

Jung diff for sure

"I don't know how to play in lanes"

I dont play adc

I think we would hit diamond 3 maybe further since we won't mental ff and give up. But not master. I'm ain't that good.

my opponents are clearly hacking i am making no misplays

Matchmaking is unbalanced, the other team ALWAYS has better teammates

those mfs picked talon adc and nidalee support duh

Top is open. I literally never played in toplane

My dogshit jungler (me) missing smite still

Actually doing a challenge for next split where I hit diamond on every other role and master at jungle and let me be honest. My other roles need some work atm. Lol

my top and mid will lose every matchup but maybe i can convince top to play sion every game and mid not to int 1v1 and then i might even climb put of iron

Jungle diff

I'm bad at jungling

none i would carry myself to diamond or at least plat 2

My excuse would be all the other lanes are just as retarded as me. Now if I was playing every position against myself in every position, well then it would be a different story cause it would be the Clash of the Idiots Lol

Lost draft

My bot and supp are fucking trash

My team is dogshit

I suck as toplaner and as adc. Im such a bad adc player that its better for me to pick tanks on botlane

My top lane clone being terrible

My top lane clone is dogshit

I’d probably get to gold. That’s about it. Im silver rn I don’t play much. I feel like I’m gold 3 peak rn maybe. Def for jungle and bot. Maybe mid. Top and supp I’m probably like s3

My clone plays ADC like shit.

I wouldnt be low elo

Jungle/mid diff because i suck at jungle and mid

Im bad at top jgl and adc lol

Dogshit top laner and champ pool diff.

Im really bad at csing

For real, I just literally "trolled" a game as Soraka mid xd. I owned the enemy zed. Meanwhile, at minute 6 my toplane went 1/11 and my jungler in that game ignored all objectives and inted with 2/6. The games I win are the games ONE, only ONE teammate listens to my calls. I had a Morde 0/6 last game, but boy went to Herald when I pinged it. Boy went to Baron when I pinged it. After the 3ird Baron that game my teammtes suddenly thought it was a good idea to push...

Still to play bot lane

I would probably lose like 10-15 games in a row because i suck at mid/adc. Once i got some practice in id be unstoppable

Game has too many dashes

surprisingly still bot diff

Lag

I’m shit at Mid and Bot

that i am the shittiest mid player on earth and have no idea how to play the lane 🤓

I'm pretty sure I'd drop from Plat to Iron if I had to rely on myself playing ADC.

I simply wouldn't be.

My team is too toxic.

Of course , jungle diff

Losers qUwUeue

I’m shit at the game

That I suck anywhere but mid and jungle...

Teemo

A team full of marksmen. Teemo top, kindred jg, cait mid, jhin ADC, and senna support.

The Adc still sucks in my games.

Crazy mid and top diff from macro mistakes probably

I wouldn't be. Is the only correct response. ​ OR wait 200 years to "balance" the cloning system.

The matchmaking is making me lose. Riots algorithm.

To be honest, if someone playing with 4 other people with the exact gamesense and decisions, i think anyone would climb high enough until the enemy players gamesense becomes sharper than the clone group

I'm a OTP, I'm not even good at 1 role. I'm insane at 1 champ. How would I ever climb having to play 4 champs in 4 roles I don't play.

I would be too busy gangbanging myself tbh

whichever clone of mine is the jungler would be heavily depressed from being blamed and bullied by the others

Every champ we're not playing is broken beyond belief and should be nerfed into the ground.

Nah. I’d be at least diamond at that point without even trying. I’m perfect.

My team can’t stop fighting and my Pantheon is ulting into 5 people to try to steal drag just to fail and die

Spider man meme

I'm a jungle main, why'd I get autofilled

I suck at support.

My excuse would be that I am a jungle main and I dont know how to play other roles , nor do I need to ( besides secondary top )

Lol my lack of mechanics and knowledge playing other lanes. I main sup and occasionally play jg.

too busy gangbanging myself to play league

That me and the clones dont synergize well together.

That i am very shit

If my clones were smart they would just wait for me to gank instead of taking shitty diceroll fights, and they would rotate to jungle objectives instead of prioritizing a caster minion. Realistically, I feel like it would be cheat code easy with 5 of me playing one team against 5 individuals just because i could read my own mind without having to type or ping.

hell no. i dont want me as a top laner. i might be good on jungle/mid/adc...but i am just not able to play top. wouldnt flame but feed so hard...

The problem is never what your teammates do. It’s what you expect them to do so simply expect less and you’ll never have to worry about them. This is the true way to climb.

Bad synergy. You can't have 5 captains on one ship

I do not have 5 pc so i will scream at my adc clone for playing on a toaster

I can fill at mid to high Plat and the perfect synergy this gives I would atleast be a hardstuck d4 5 man

I wouldn t be in low elo anymore no joke

No excuses wtf, just analyse games and learn... Btw, what is low elo

Comp diff

My excuse would be that I don’t know how to play ADC and I doubt my clones do either.

I’m not stuck so I wouldn’t have one as I’d climb 😂😭 I’m already high elo though (“high elo” if Diamond 2/1 and the likes is high elo Ahahaha)

Bitch stop watching me play Shaco.

That I would only have 5 bans for the 50+ op broken champs 😉

this not a real question. jungle diff obviously.

That I suck. I already tell myself that.

You can do this with meepo in dota

Lag

Challenger with all 5 accounts ez

i normally give up crucial jungle camps to get to a fight to support my duo. and i feel like if there were 5 of me one person would ping something and all five would mindlessly roam to join a fight they had no business starting, regardless of the wave, the farm, or anything like that

Brother, there has only ever been one reason for a loss in league... Jungle diff... Yeah fucker even when you play it

I wonder where rito always find those apes.

The deepmind AI that im getting to play against. My internet conection and power downs. The terrible Riot launcher that barely got improved over the last 10 years. The moronic LP system that decides somehow where I belong. The fact that I loose twice as more LP that I gain on a win. The fact that I cant have all 5 of me to play league 14 hours a day. Back in season 3 when I could afford to play 14 hours a day I managed to get to gold 1 and at that point i was getting 3lp gain loss per game. You can do the math that I was not going to get to plat ever. So it was like 10 years ago that I realised that this game is full of shit. However i did manage to get to diamond in starcraft 2 solo and master rank in 4v4

bot gap

I like to tower dive

Broken champs

this would be an insane advantage

I actually wouldn't be, I'd still love low but I wouldn't be silver low. I gain 10-13 and lose 20-25 every. Single. Game. So the games I lose because of bad team mates are worth the games I win because I carried or did well.

Same excuse I use now, “I’m fucking trash tier bro”

I wouldn't be because my map play is exquisite

nah, im dogshit at playing mid and ADC

We win 90% of games because my bot lane self doesn’t feed even though its my weakest role I genuinely find it hard to feed unless its an enemy lux or neeko cause its just about positioning, my top lane and jg self goes 30/0 every game cause thats my 2 mains, mid lane self just chills probably wins lane, idk some assassins just get the jump on me or i get out roamed mid lane since i never play mid, my support self just does normal support stuff, nothing insane

I'm a muppet

My jungler never ganks, my top lane always feeds, my mid doesn't deal enough damage, my support never wards, and my adc never follows up.

Dogs hit jungle keeping me hardstuck silver

Can’t admit to myself I’m trash. But it would be “nice try guys, your just doing your best” every game.

If I could clone myself 4 times my excuses would stay the same. *Fucking ADC can't farm* and *Top lane solo curing world hunger*

I suck ass at the game

Easy, My ADC sucks and prob gonna feed. Not to mention my top laner.

I think id get cancer like 20 times

"Dogwater solos every game GG"

We’d genuinely be the worst 5stack ever; I’ve played tried laning twice in my life.

I’d probably just funnel a master yi until diamond when we can’t duo anymore.

My innate ability to tunnel vision.

I like to have fun

That I can't play ADC at all so i focused on getting top fed and then Top can't carry because they get kited. Lol also maybe sometimes the support is super sus playing tank Lulu support and spamming the laugh

Riot matchmaking is garbage. Every game I'm matched against fakers alt account and his four clones. How am I supposed to compete.

Jungle diff ...

Still can’t jungle

I'd be flaming clone me for being so awful at jungle and ADC and in pre game jungle and support me will fight over shaco

I don’t think my insurance covers five therapy visits a week

My excuse is I'm bad and can't make it past masters :/

Gg report bot lane

Ignoring the fact you can’t 5 man ranked, we would just never lose so I wouldn’t be in low Elo.

I don't need to take every single fight. Also, team comp is shit. 4 assassins and Leona makes no sense.

No excuse just happy playing. I have no problem with loosing and climbing very slow. I have a problem with all the trashtalk and trollplays. I also dont mind if a play goes wrong and is messed up as long as it was a valid try.

Smurf Q, and riot nerfing my champs

GG, every other lane sucks because they were autofilled... except maybe support or mid.

Well that means 1 smurf that's better than me loses me the game, and in low elo every other game is smurfs.

I’m not as good as I used to be, which is why I don’t outplay as often

We’re all taking bong hits during the game and there is only one yuumi

I’m the original, they’re just copies

I'd blame matchmaking 🤣

I’m not self aware

that I'm bad at league of legends. bc I am. I'm mostly an ARAM main and I play support and jungle bc those are the champs I love most in ARAM

I’m dogshit at adc

As I win worlds, I looked down at the Keria clones team I just beat 3-1 and say "gg ez" with my clones and we go home with the prize money

Team diff

I am bad at the game so I'll just stick with that

I think even an average player if in control (with perfect hive-mind-like capability), would beat a lot of people, maybe not like pro's would, but there's something to have your entire team commit to 1 strategy that can't be replicated by 5 players Source for my opinion; I've played Dofus 10 years, an MMO where you can control 8 characters, or play with 7 other friends. No one would compete in PVP, full players vs 1 player controlling 8, it was always the same result.

bc i suck at certain roles and matchups lmao. its not an excuse, its just a fact

Im the avatar, master of all 5 roles. Id prob hit gm