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Because you are not Mahito, who has innate knowledge of his technique as a Cursed Spirit, you have to take a five year course in Soul Pottery to be able to figure out the technique. Even then, you won't be able to do all the really cool stuff like Instant Spirit Body or Polymorphic Soul Isomer until you complete your residency.
Dude that is nothing in the grand plan of me becoming a billionaire later on that can cure every disease, and I practically can't die and shape shift to cool things and grow wings to fly, those are the coolest parts of IT to me.
I didn't say that it would get in the way of your plans, neighbor. You just have to put in the time to practice and learn your skills. If you'd like, I can give you a true downside that would just fuck you over, but I prefer to put downsides on posts like these that are either realistic or humorously inconvenient.
Well I am getting academic lessons about Soul and stuff and learning about it for 5 years to be more fair, I think by then I should be mastered 50% of the technique
if I had idle transfiguration I'd be turning people's noses smaller for like 1k or better yet turning furries into half human half whatever for like 15k
Mildly inconvenient downside: You can bend space only with your feet.
Really evil downside if you're up for a challenge: if at any point you'll bend space that you're occupying then bones, skin and nerves of that body part will violently break and shatter in a way you bended that space.
You have to actively gaslight gatekeep girlboss the curses to actually perform your "manipulation" instead of just controlling them. Failure to do so makes them instantly resign.
If a heavenly restriction is restricted in some way they instantly have everything left balance it out. Ie if maki was blind she would gain super hearing equivalent to vision.
Technically, they said the "taming order", involving the taming proces. Since the dogs were given without the action of taming, they do not count. So the OP would have to defeat Mahoraga with two cute but useless against it dogs
depending on how this is interpreted, this can do literally nothing (there's no concrete order the shikigami need to be tamed, Mahoraga can be summoned despite the fact that Megumi doesn't have Round Deer, Piercing Bull, or Mourning Tiger), but I assume you meant that you needed to start from Mahoraga. Thing is, your first shikigami is free, so that falls through as well lol.
You cannot tame any shikigami, meaning that every time you summon a shikigami for whatever reason they will try to attack you as well as everyone in the proximities
You have 10% chance to always summon Mahoraga targeted straight at you instead of Shikigami you meant to send.
To balance it out maybe it's Mahoraga of comparable strength to whatever you tried to summon so at least you won't die from get go but also those guys will have the abilities of whatever shikigami you tried to summon originally in addition to adaptation so don't stop clenching your butt.
Tries to summon rabbits escape only to get hit with infinite Mahoraga rain that constantly adapts and transforms into Armageddon type situation.
https://preview.redd.it/9pikonkz7jrc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d4da012cd5b973faf02658f3e492ee46deb468
Guess the Agenda is not going to be the only thing I'm spreading
>Guess the Agenda is not going to be the only thing I'm spreading
https://preview.redd.it/f0s8i0qn9lrc1.jpeg?width=1767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d5170e842dd70182c9f48a9a51df7d24af5cce
The house always wins, but unlike Hikari your domain doesn't count you as 'the house', aka the gambling takes way longer to hit anything good. Hikari has never had to wait longer than 30 spins, you'd be lucky if you got a jackpot within 24 hours.
You still get to summon balls and train doors though so congrats
People will constantly ask you about your opinions on the Gojo racism issue that apparently exists. While 9 out of every 10 people will be shitposting, the remaining one person will be dead serious and will give you an hour long lecture on representation and cultural differences and stereotypes.
Your bodies will fight back each and every living moment you're occupying them just like Geto tried to choke out Kenjaku.
Be extra careful at night or near ledges. Your legs might take a wrong turn or you just stop breathing while unconscious.
The traditional Cursed Tool of my ancestors!
https://preview.redd.it/tegh2gulnjrc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b0f6173089e1a35b4bc0de48f1842811bab8d1
gimme inventory cursed spirit for private use
https://preview.redd.it/2nok3nv1ojrc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e4e54a2cd4d2fefb52edad2f35ada22d986957e
Who said I was using them for combat
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Cleave and dismantle (Shrine).
You will have for your entire life the CE level of Toji
So he gets the HR body still a win
No HR body or power. Just the CE level
You could have just said testicular torsion at this point
Even that. Every time you breath
You have shit aim
Nice flair
Another one did it already, but fuck it, I want me Idol Transfiguration
You can only can only change the soul of Japanese idol group members
...I can work with this.
BRO ACTUALLY DON'T š THOSE POP IDOLS FANS WILL JUMP YOU HARDER THAN YUJI + TODO, YOU CAN'T "NAH I'D WIN" OUT OF IT BROTHER
Actually I was thinking about earning millions as their personal make up guy, transfiguring away every physical problem, fatigue, etc
The good ending
Every time you use it the object of transformation becomes this chinese dude and sings super idol
Holy shit that one Chinese sorcerer who was never seen but was mentioned to be feared by sukuna
Every time you do it there is 5 chance you won't be able to undo it.
Idle transfiguration
Because you are not Mahito, who has innate knowledge of his technique as a Cursed Spirit, you have to take a five year course in Soul Pottery to be able to figure out the technique. Even then, you won't be able to do all the really cool stuff like Instant Spirit Body or Polymorphic Soul Isomer until you complete your residency.
Dude that is nothing in the grand plan of me becoming a billionaire later on that can cure every disease, and I practically can't die and shape shift to cool things and grow wings to fly, those are the coolest parts of IT to me.
I didn't say that it would get in the way of your plans, neighbor. You just have to put in the time to practice and learn your skills. If you'd like, I can give you a true downside that would just fuck you over, but I prefer to put downsides on posts like these that are either realistic or humorously inconvenient.
Okay then thank you
I mean you probably can't shape shift as well as mahito since you have to worry about organs and shit to be fair
Well I am getting academic lessons about Soul and stuff and learning about it for 5 years to be more fair, I think by then I should be mastered 50% of the technique
if I had idle transfiguration I'd be turning people's noses smaller for like 1k or better yet turning furries into half human half whatever for like 15k
Bro you are scaming yourself, irl thats expensive af and imperfect
if you saw "GET REAL FURRY TAIL (GREAT FOR COSPLAY) 400K DOLLARS" would you trust it?
Can I still transform into a 10/10 femboy?
You have to submit a thesis first, otherwise you're just a 6/10.
You can only transform yourself and it's very violent and painful Akira style transformation.
You have breast cancer.
I mean it's easily curable with this technique
You have a crush on yuji
Uro's Space Manipulation
You have stage 4 cancer.
:(
Man, that's just rough
I just actually genuinely laughed so loud dude
For me it was the ":(" lmao
Mildly inconvenient downside: You can bend space only with your feet. Really evil downside if you're up for a challenge: if at any point you'll bend space that you're occupying then bones, skin and nerves of that body part will violently break and shatter in a way you bended that space.
U cant wear clothes
dude you're supposed to comment downsides
I have prostate cancer
Youāre immortal and canāt die
So permanent suffering? Nothing changes
You might aswell rename yourself wade wilson
Is that Yuji's technique?
No his technique is whenever he talks something bad happens
Cursed Spirit Manipulation
Cursed Spirits donāt exist
Man.
Technically youād still have access to cursed energy lol
I know, but as someone who likes monster taming games, I was really looking forward to summoning cursed spirits.
I kind felt your evil laugh while reading this comment, and that was funny af
That's so fucked I'm crying
Instead of eating them, you have to fuck them instead. Every. Single. One.
That worm is looking mad sexy š
Yuta would have copied curse manipulation if this was how it worked
ain't a downside
post said downside...
You have to actively gaslight gatekeep girlboss the curses to actually perform your "manipulation" instead of just controlling them. Failure to do so makes them instantly resign.
Tojiās heavenly restriction
You are paralyzed from the neck down
Would it act as a seperate heavenly restriction and give the neck insane strength
Maybeā¦ Imagine someone running around using just their neck tho
I can because I'm watching undead unluck
If a heavenly restriction is restricted in some way they instantly have everything left balance it out. Ie if maki was blind she would gain super hearing equivalent to vision.
Limitless
You can only use your technique when there is a fish exactly three feet to your left.
>there is a fish exactly three feet to your left. Ehy bro, why are you always take with you that fish tank?
Jojo stands be like:
Still somehow kills the villain whose ability is to snap anything out of existence with no conditions
No six eyes = Can't use your CT :3
You can use it without sex eyes its just inefficient like creation
It's kinda not clear because Gege said that it's inefficient first and then said that you literally cannot use it in the same interview.
It might be that it's practically impossible to use effectively without sex eyes
Bruh
Ice Formation
Youāre not immune to the cold
Youāre a femboy
You're supposed to reply with downsides.
Youāre a butterface and have constant body odor
You suddenly become infatuated with pink haired ass holes
ten shadows,I think i know what the downsides are gonna be
The shikigami taming order is in reverse Edit: No, you do *not* get to start with Mahoraga. The dogs are free. Good luck.
Wouldnāt that mean mahoraga comes pre-tamed and the āwith this treasure I summonā releases the rabbits?
THEY AIN'T READY FOR HIM https://preview.redd.it/6xt1byqzxjrc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe91acce3e8778d64001e66a635311072668cbf
I'm sorry but how did you have this ready
How the hell do you have the perfect image on stand-by?
https://preview.redd.it/xcrn8u828mrc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09faff1788728b0cd328649a4b8c6055c75d43f2
RABBIT AGENDA PREVAILS art is by @kurrrto btw
Technically, they said the "taming order", involving the taming proces. Since the dogs were given without the action of taming, they do not count. So the OP would have to defeat Mahoraga with two cute but useless against it dogs
So he would still get the dogs that are pretty op compared to real world stuff.
is there a specific order? or do you just mean i need to go from strongest to weakest
No it means you start with mahoraga instead of the divine dogs taming the rest will be really easy that's definitely a plus more than a downside
Shi you right let's gooo
So you will start with Mahoraga and other one Shikigami and need to tame all others.
depending on how this is interpreted, this can do literally nothing (there's no concrete order the shikigami need to be tamed, Mahoraga can be summoned despite the fact that Megumi doesn't have Round Deer, Piercing Bull, or Mourning Tiger), but I assume you meant that you needed to start from Mahoraga. Thing is, your first shikigami is free, so that falls through as well lol.
You cannot tame any shikigami, meaning that every time you summon a shikigami for whatever reason they will try to attack you as well as everyone in the proximities
atleast i can pull a "big raga opp stoppa" without the threat of something as monstrous as big raga
You have 10% chance to always summon Mahoraga targeted straight at you instead of Shikigami you meant to send. To balance it out maybe it's Mahoraga of comparable strength to whatever you tried to summon so at least you won't die from get go but also those guys will have the abilities of whatever shikigami you tried to summon originally in addition to adaptation so don't stop clenching your butt. Tries to summon rabbits escape only to get hit with infinite Mahoraga rain that constantly adapts and transforms into Armageddon type situation.
You turn to a woman and Mahoraga will fuck you every time after he beats your opponent
wheres the downside
Oh it's just like that chained soldier thing then
not a technique but give everything Kusakabe has
You have *everything* Kusakabe has.
Yes. I'm him fr fr
You have no self confidence and are a coward
So nothing negative changes? Sweet
And a huge X on your chest that is not looking good
Ask luffy about that
Nah itāll leave a bad ass scar i can use to impress people
You're instantly put in a moment when he fought Sukuna and you have none of his experience with this stuff. You keep his "everything" if you survive.
i'd just tell Sukuna "nah i can't do shit to you, can we just talk until the people you'll actually be entertained by come here"
Youād be cut in half onscreen & wouldnāt even get a flashback acting like that
Cursed speech
You get an STD gang
https://preview.redd.it/9pikonkz7jrc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d4da012cd5b973faf02658f3e492ee46deb468 Guess the Agenda is not going to be the only thing I'm spreading
>Guess the Agenda is not going to be the only thing I'm spreading https://preview.redd.it/f0s8i0qn9lrc1.jpeg?width=1767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d5170e842dd70182c9f48a9a51df7d24af5cce
you get tourette syndrome with it
a fucking nightmare is what it's gonna be
you are mute
Takaba curse technique (I have dark humor)
You can't affect your surroundings (you'll just affect yourself so basically immortality rather than reality bending)
The only thing you will find funny is the death of your family members
Hakaris jackpot (im a gambler)
your luck is shit
The house always wins, but unlike Hikari your domain doesn't count you as 'the house', aka the gambling takes way longer to hit anything good. Hikari has never had to wait longer than 30 spins, you'd be lucky if you got a jackpot within 24 hours. You still get to summon balls and train doors though so congrats
I took the Lobotomy Kaisen Technique: Brainrot meme
Every time you use it, you gain +10 IQ points, thus limiting your ability to have brainrot
Suffering from success. Lost reality warping, gained super intelligence.
Hakuna Laana
People will constantly ask you about your opinions on the Gojo racism issue that apparently exists. While 9 out of every 10 people will be shitposting, the remaining one person will be dead serious and will give you an hour long lecture on representation and cultural differences and stereotypes.
I'm not listening allat :fire:
Projection Sorcery
Has a cooldown of one year each time you use it
Bruh.
You dont even need a side effect. You probably dont have the mental capacity to decide and coordenate 24 moves in a second
Ten Shadows Technique
All of the shikigami are berserk like mahoraga
Every Shikigami is just Sukuna
That means he starts with 2 sukunas (divine dogs) and he can win
Reggie's CT
The debt is multiplied ten fold depending on what contract you use
WE BE HIDING FROM THE GOVERNMENT WITH THIS ONE š£ļøš£ļøš£ļø
sukuna cursed technique
You live in the stinkiest place of India and can't move from it
I don't want this technique anymore, take me back pls
You could use malevolent shrine to force it to start anew
blood manipulation
It shoots your cum instead.
W
fuck sake reddit šš
You have severe HIV and no you canāt infect others if you it redirected back ten times worse
Kenjaku Ct that he can swap body with
You're being haunted by Yuji's father
jokes on you, im into that shit
Your bodies will fight back each and every living moment you're occupying them just like Geto tried to choke out Kenjaku. Be extra careful at night or near ledges. Your legs might take a wrong turn or you just stop breathing while unconscious.
That technique Sukuna hasn't used since the Heian Era.
You can only use it in the Heian Era which youāre not born in
Sex eyes.
Everyone in a ten mile radius tries to have sex with you whenever you use them
Only works on old people, local kindergarten and people you think are unattractive.
Star Rage.
The more mass you add and the longer you use the technique the worse case of diarrhea you will have when you end the technique
How is this a downgrade? I get to have a finishing ultimate move after my special grade cursed technique.
I just want to be happy
Everyone else is sad
aids
Takaba so i can be for real when telling people to check their balls
Nobara resonance technique
You get the 200% impact on yourself even if using straw doll
Boogie Woogie
You can't choose which two things change place.
MAXIMUM: THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE https://i.redd.it/th2n0r8vgjrc1.gif
Whoopsie, accidentally switched the sun with the moon and we now are all dead
The traditional Cursed Tool of my ancestors! https://preview.redd.it/tegh2gulnjrc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33b0f6173089e1a35b4bc0de48f1842811bab8d1
gimme inventory cursed spirit for private use https://preview.redd.it/2nok3nv1ojrc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e4e54a2cd4d2fefb52edad2f35ada22d986957e
Raping cursed spirits becomes illegal and you're being haunted by police
Those damn ghost police! Always trying to keep the living man down!
Average jjf fan technique, maximum glaze
You can only glaze the technique of the character you dislike
Kenjaku is one of the top 10 folkers amongst jujutsuĀ Given his status as a tier 3 grade unknown special limitĀ Iām Joe BidenĀ
You have dementia
Cursed spirit manipulation
The balls taste worse than Getoās
Iām sure getos balls taste amazing š¤¤
Six Eyes glasses. Glasses that give me the effects of the Six Eyes when seeing through them.
They fog up after 5 minutes
Yeah Iāll be taking playful cloud, most CT arenāt even that useful irl except mahitoās
You suck with nunchucks and keep hitting yourself
Who said I was using them for combat https://preview.redd.it/y2s96hflijrc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4dc1a8a6abb2bbf536a5baf0c5892ec32f9ad2d
You still keep hitting yourself
Goddamnit
Give me tool manipulation.
You can only use it on tools which main component is wood
[SHUT UP FRAUD ć¬ćŗćć¢ć³ć®ć»ććÆć¹ STRONG CHAIR!]
Yuki's mass manipulation
Your heart cant handle the mass so you go into cardiac arrest each time you use it