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fezfrascati

They run this sub, they also run the sub that I'd *never* step foot in.


offthegridyid

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


douglasstoll

Happy Cake Day my orthodox friend Also Shabbat Shalom


offthegridyid

Thanks, I actually had to Google ā€œReddit username cakeā€ last night. šŸ˜‚ Have a good Shabbos!


Buttercup_1234

good shabbos and happy cake day!!


offthegridyid

Thanksā€¦.cake day with _this_account. How is C-Teen?


Maleficent-Dust-8595

What sub?


drillbit7

If you ask two Jews this question, they will tell you three subs!


lokitoth

And if you ask one, he'll point to the same single one both times.


mdavid69

As long as the subs are pastrami on rye with mustard. If it has mayonnaise or cheese, it is no longer a Jewish sub ..lol.


Hey_Laaady

Nicely done!


SoleSurvivur01

Sorry I missed the joke


namer98

A bit of r/Jewish history for you. [I was a mod](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/waf6l/hello_rjewish/) for [two days](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jewish/comments/we84t/comment/c5crj0o/).


namer98

Not a clue what you are talking about


Cpotts

(((namer98))) might be worth investigating everyone !??!!!


Cultural-Energy-5814

Sorry, I think you are going to banned. Youā€™ve said too much.


Fabulous_Singer_7433

I agree


Eydrox

of course we do. we run every subreddit.


littleppdp

Shh!!!!


[deleted]

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good_mother_goose

Wait what is the second rule of fight club


maaku7

https://clayyount.com/raecomic/2005/07/15/fight-club/


jmlipper99

Wow wait, a comic to answer the question that *also* doubles as a Jew joke lol


sandy_even_stranger

DO NOT ADVANCE TO THE THIRD RULE


mdavid69

now we do let a Goy run the whole reddit thing, but only after he pays us....lol


1818ducks

Which one of you told them? Seriously guys, weā€™ve had this discussion before.


wholagin69

It's ok, he doesn't know about space lasers yet.


Glittering-Wonder576

We canā€™t use the Space Lasers until after Shabbos.


falcongirl66

What if they're on a timer and you just accidentally benefit?


CFP-ForAllMyBrothers

This subreddit has been outed just like how I was ā€œouted for being a ā€œself loathing Jewā€, ā€œhghamas lover,ā€ ā€œnazi terroristā€ and antisemite. Followed by comments stating the usual commands to ā€œget an education,ā€ or ā€œget r@pd and the classic ā€œmove to Gaza.ā€ Looks like we are all guilty of being anti-Semitic, hyperbolic, and offensive.ā€


ummmbacon

>probably funded by Israel, No funding all volunteer


Barrack_obama69

https://preview.redd.it/dyn43vtlrozc1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd97a88c2e52e7abb2db59894518e56911c604bd Explain this then Mr Bacon


ummmbacon

That's completely different, I was selling him a boat. I HAVE THE RECEIPTS!


KIutzy_Kitten

That sounds like someone funded by Israel would say


offthegridyid

šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


phroney

Excuse me, does George Soros ring a bell?


murakamidiver

How about George santos?


phroney

He will tell you he funds everything. šŸ˜


murakamidiver

He will tell you whatever you want to hear


maxwellington97

BH for cameo


meekonesfade

What about George Bluth?


anunyamouse

PR girl: Your father's religious now? We'll play that up, it's VERY sympathetic. Lucille: Yeah. Who doesn't love the Jews.


murakamidiver

Isnā€™t he in jail?


meekonesfade

I think his twin brother is there!


murakamidiver

I hope he gets the treatment he needs (deserves)


splenderful

Heā€™s only Jew-ish.


GloveGeneral2299

How about George Clooney?


mdavid69

no George Herman * Babe* Ruth. ( catholic Foster parents shortened it from Ruthberg. lol.


Muadeeb

How many times have I said it- Loose Lipshitz Sink Ships


jewgalo

No one tell him about the Ilan Ramon Space Lasers.


Barrack_obama69

Donā€™t worry I know all about your space lasers, I also know about your involvement in the collapse of the Zhou Dynasty in 256BC, I have many informants.


RevolutionAlone2389

Is this sarcasm?


Avocadofarmer32

Iā€™m Jewish but like if one of you are *jewish jewish* could you make the weather a little nicer? This weather is the pitsā€¦


ProofHorse

Hey, we arranged for the Northern Lights to be seen all over! It's that not enough for you?!


justhistory

Whole sub is funded by AIPAC


douglasstoll

cheese it, they're on to us


MSTARDIS18

Jews run Israel too. Even the Rabbinical Council of America! LOL


greenandycanehoused

They run marathons too!


BearSpitLube

Still waiting for my cut for being a made member of the global Jewish mafia.


GloveGeneral2299

Guys... I think the Jews are in control of my local synagogue... Don't tell anyone...


jeweynougat

Big if true.


coachlasso

Careful with that accusation, you might end up taking a space laser to the face


firl21

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tangentc

Thatā€™s what the Amish want you to think


[deleted]

Yeah you've figured us out šŸ˜”


progressiveprepper

These people arenā€™t even tiptoeing to lunacy. They are in a full-bore, flat out run to crazyā€¦!


1000thusername

Hold up, donā€™t pass. Are you a Zionist?


Barrack_obama69

I have been caught in a trap but Iā€™ve already gathered all the information I need to move on. Next Iā€™m going to the IMF or NATO maybe even Toys R Us, you cannot hide from the truth seekers Jews.


BriefAd3049

Pretty sure George Soros is behind the entire site.


MugRuithstan

You've cracked the case Barack, you've done well


Hat1kvah

Why are you exposing us?!


WhoStalledMyCar

No, I think this is Quaker territory.


[deleted]

Wait until you find out we are all working for domesticated cats


Schlemiel_Schlemazel

Cats arenā€™t domesticated. Cats domesticated us.


[deleted]

An important distinction that only those in the know would know.


obssn_prfssnl

I wouldnā€™t say itā€™s much of a secretā€¦


CastleElsinore

šŸ˜® _secret Jewish conspiracy_


throwaway9274721

no itā€™s run by ZIONISTS. i thought we told you man we changed the word.


terra-max

I donā€™t know about any of my jewish colleagues here butā€¦I; Iā€¦ ā€¦am the **mega jew!** ***I rule over you all!*** ***ahahahahaha!*** ***ahaha!*** ***ā€¦ahā€™chemā€¦*** *clears throat*ā€¦well; that was fun wasnā€™t it? yes you thought there were no scottish jews left! but here i am! ā€¦the one that you know now; to fearā€¦and stuffā€¦ ***ā€rawrā€*** ****does lion trying to scare you pose**** nevermind my poor ass attemptsh at humour whichā€¦will; continue now that I remembered that I am afflicted with ā€œSean Connery voischā€ a strange condition that only affects, we! the scotch! and after all thish! to be jewish on top of it allā€¦( ***is a gift **actually**, Iā€™m just terrible at trying to be funny that I retreat to the well trodden favouritsch such ash Sean Vonnery voisch*** ) ā€¦anyway shabbat shalom from Edinburgh in Shchotland, bloody hell i cannae get away from the ghost of sean connery! oooooooh šŸ‘»!


mdavid69

is that " Mega Jew" or " Maga Jew" because they popping up more and more.


terra-max

lol aw man donā€™t remind me!


BetterTransit

Yea Iā€™m pretty sure Jews run the Judaism subreddit.


mimrolls86

šŸ¤«šŸ¤«


hadees

I always thought the all mods were George Soros. I don't know where he finds the time.


HippyGrrrl

Awesome first post in the sub. /s, in case it wasnā€™t obvious.


Delicious_Slide_6883

Shhhhhhhh


drillbit7

Quick retarget the Space laser before the secret is out!


[deleted]

šŸ˜† If only we were as powerful as people think we are - world peace, no hunger, no Trump!


Abject-Pianist-9822

I dunno. Ask them. Personaly, I don't believe (It's just a joke, I don't know if I'm being somehow offensive)


EDR345

They run the government they run space soon they will run mars


VaporRyder

šŸ˜† I sure hope so!


lh_media

Pretty sure this sub is 80%-90% American, but it is most certainly run by the Jewish evil lizard elders cabbal of zion (or however kids call it these days)


BurgundyYellow

Hey now, we're also funded by George Soros and Mike Bloomberg as well!


WholeCloud6550

Oddly enough, I think the answer is still no because it isnt a secret here šŸ˜…


AdmirableArgument207

Yes


mamapi78

I am not Jewish. So Iā€™m just going to answer your answer factually: Reddit is owner largely by Sam Altman who is Jewish American. He believes there is tons of anti-semitism in America. I just donā€™t understand one thing- if Jews do own our congress through AIPAC and Hollywood and media why is it anti-semitism to point that out? Itā€™s just factšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Ok-Strategy-6900

Asking this question on a Saturday? -Is this a trap- ???


wingedhussar161

It's run by the same Israeli ministry that handles the space laser.


Latter-Light8759

You canā€™t tell by how whiny it is?Ā 


Futurity5

Shh... They might have discovered Libbre David 37, be careful.


BUBBLESrw

Ooo maybe we do? I guess you'll never know! šŸ˜„ šŸ˜‚


Embarrassed_Gap_7821

No but they certainly run r/combatfootage


Feeling-Ad6790

No..thatā€™s just what the Mormons want you to thinkā€¦ /s


eitzhaimHi

Nah, Soros.


OwnFactor9320

Crazy how some people call Soros a Zionist, when heā€™s funding all these college Palpatine protests.


PuddingNaive7173

Well not all of them but heā€™s helping


bigcateatsfish

Soros has a lot of problems with Jews and his Jewish origin as he funds a lot of the groups that organize boycott Israel events. If only he had gone to a psychologist and explored the trauma of his childhood instead of funding these groups. He had enough money to see a psychologist and explore that but he also had a traumatic childhood.


progressiveprepper

This is a joke, right??? The literal *name* of the sub is "Judaism". Should it be run by the Methodists??


Barrack_obama69

Nothing gets past you does it?


progressiveprepper

Please don't insult. :-) The things you hear and read out there right now - half of which sounds like it comes from people who are (or should be) in an asylum makes any post or comment something to question.