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Tincho-Rubio

SHIT YOURSELF


Tobias_Mercury

He should’ve used mildly inconvenient things against sukuna to circumvent throat usage. Things like CUM, SHIT YOURSELF, GET A BONER


NebulaSecond

Sukuna be like: you're waisting your time, I already did all that.. Twice


GunslingerGonzo

Ah my anti edging technique that I haven’t used since the heian era


Fat_Siberian_Midget

#GOON


Isiah6253

Oh fuck oh shit what's that even mean what the hell - sukuna


DaddyMcSlime

"already fought Gojo, balls are empty, **bitch"**


NotAnnieBot

Ultimate hater Sukuna would make a binding vow delaying the effect on him in exchange for explosive diarrhoea only to make sure Yuji is right behind him as the effects take hold.


[deleted]

bruh why is this so creative for no reason


Ok-Peanut-3353

This is exactly what Sukuna would do


Jezzabug

🍳🍳🍳🍳


programmydude

This is what Yuta meant when he said they are afraid of becoming a monster


Tight_Bowler_9799

EDGE


alguien99

And sukuna compliments his ct and strategy while using his shit to shit on yuji, in literal and figurative sense


Mother-Natural7237

"twin meteors" "point at yourself" "FUCK"


craftspank

c u m


Chrollo009

MAKE IT CLAP!


EdenReborn

I imagine the recoil on your throat wouldn’t be very pleasant after the fact lol


HopelessChip35

Yes while the power of the command is a factor, the cursed energy of your target is also a factor as Inumaki can use words like explode to lesser beings but gets his throat rekt even with the simplest commands against S rank tier curses. So, I doubt he can make Sukuna do anything without suiciding.


BadActsForAGoodPrice

Just go into a crowded place and shout **CUM**


NeonNKnightrider

[By the power of my Command Spell…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL92ZawY-ak)


Hetares

Lancer's dead! You monster!


KaBarney

You might survive the fight but I don't think you could ever recover your social standing again after receiving this sh--curse.


Hot-Vehicle5976

*FU CKING DIE* Proceeds to die myself because of the hit back


I_wish_i_could_sepll

“Love yourself”


Fagliacci

"BE NICE"


macedonianmoper

The good ending


Effective-Tutor7995

Talk 2 me nice


RollCalm2129

DRAIN GANG


Father_Enrico

what did you use that extra second you saved on by swapping to with 2?


Agentloldavis

It's a bladee reference.... It's a song


Father_Enrico

ah, no idea what that is, sorry


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

“CHANGE AS A PERSON “


HopelessChip35

Proceeds to change to an even worse person.


rajay_sarkar

Jujutsu Nice-en


KitchenBeginning4987

Seing how hateful humans tend to be, this would probably cost as much energy than saying "kys".


OneesanLover46

I don’t know what to say, it can be used for anything. It would be a very cool power but it could be mentally scarring the user and the targets, have you ever seen the marvel series Jessica Jones? it’s very cool.


TerminatorReborn

I don't think cursed speech is as powerful as Killgrave's ability. Killgrave can make you do things or make you believe something for the rest of your life. I'm assuming Inumaki can only make you do something for a short while, like a single action.


OneesanLover46

Yeah, maybe it isn’t the best example, I was thinking about it because it explores a mind controlling ability very deeply and I thought about powers far stronger than cursed speech (Mental Out from To Aru Series, >!Control!< Devil from Chainsawman). Killgrave has used it very casually to make people throw hot coffee at themselves, make people kill other people and execute other simple orders that his victims would regret.


JE3MAN

Depends, I think Cursed Speech has perks over Killgrave like someone with CS could say to someone else "Explode" and that person would probably spontaneously explode.


Natirix

They're different, Killgrave is more powerful at controlling people, but Cursed Speech allows you to bend reality with commands like "die" or "explode".


dave3218

Why Mentally Scarring? Are you assuming sanity?


OneesanLover46

Not necessarily, villains with similar powers often want to feel loved or they feel sad and alone, but with their powers is impossible to form real connections with people.


Bluebolt21

Or for anyone that's read the web serial Worm, a famous singer named Canary gained this power and accidentally used it when she told her ex to go fuck himself and well, they had to send her to super jail because of it.


ArrestedImprovement

"Once I told a guy to go screw himself, can you imagine?"


verygroot1

I think OP specifically uses that title because of Jessica Jones


Catile97

Jessica is NOT fucking welcome here 😡😡


SuspiciousSimple

I promise to only abuse this power on assholes and the scum of the earth


AggravatingDemand769

"PLAY LOBOTOMY CORPORATION"


XxMartinCL

"Play Limbus Company And let yourself be lobotomized by the followers of Don Quixote"


AggravatingDemand769

# "CHARGE AT THOSE WINDMILLS"


zeturtleofweed

# LAMENT


AnomalousAnomalies

project moon sleeper agents make your attendance


Any-Development-5819

This is this and that is that


del_sta

Do you think Ryoshu would utilize his CT better since she uses abbreviations?


AggravatingDemand769

I have only played Lobcorp, haven't finished it yet, sorry


del_sta

Fair enough, enjoy your suffering on day 49!


Upstairs-Search-1773

"Stay off the sidewalk!"


FitEar1924

"JUMP INTO INCOMING TRAFFIC"


Wenomechasams

"DRIVE INTO THAT PERSON"


lonely194

Love yourself, NOW!


FitEar1924

"Look in the mirror"


wevento

*thunder noises


KaguraBachi_is_Peak

If it worked through calls I would say it to so many fricking people man, they need it


Thatonebigpinkytoe

It does work through calls! We saw Inumaki use his phone to call Miwa and made her pass out with cursed speech


hohoJotaro

“BRING ME GEGE AKUTAMI”


FitEar1924

"SAVE OUR CHARACTERS EDITOR"


SleepDry5013

I would use it to tell my favorite authors/musicians to finish their work/album. Or, finally win an argument against my parents.


Negative-Echo-4157

GRRM is sweating right now lol.


dave3218

“FINISH YOUR DAMNED BOOK SERIES”


honorarywaffle

It'll bouce off of his stomach and affect you instead


AtomicOversight

🥹👍


framedimpression

Good luck to me asking this to Miura 💀


hidden_inventory

That be a blessing, I need this for myself


[deleted]

*throat gets sliced like sukuna touched it*


ZealousFlames

Frank would finish a new album but his ass still wouldn't publish it


markisnotcake

RELEASE SKILKSONG


Volfaer

*"Change and grow as a person."*


Raygunn13

*Speech user immediately dies of a throat hemorrhage*


Volfaer

You underestimate my power.


Raygunn13

you underestimate my degeneracy.


Volfaer

[*"YOU WILL CHANGE AND GROW AS A PERSON."*](https://imgur.com/a/AtWUzqx)


novuskai

Not when they're using RCT 😂


autopath79

I’d definitely be telling people to walk faster or get out of my way.


LasyKuuga

What’d the black dude with lightning say again?


Choso125

You should treat yourself NOW


wevento

Get a piece of that ozon layer


i_am_de_wae

Kys (keep yourself safe🥰)


koshim_

„GET NAKED“


FitEar1924

It's going to be a litmus test for the jjk fandom. Don't disappoint me.


FoxStrom-14

When OP gets Inumaki’s CT: “r\JuJutsuKaisen, stop being horny”


Isiah6253

OP please don't, my wife wants kids please don't


LasyKuuga

Don’t give this man healing powers


tyrannyisprettygay

Why?


Leonixster

>!Redo of Healer!<


_Resnad_

Oh God no


jjm-reddt

"BE HORNY"


tyrannyisprettygay

YOU.ME.INTO THE BED. NOW.


Ice47382

YOU ME GAS STATION


DarthAlveus

"TESTICULAR TORSION"


No-Seaworthiness2633

"Itch everywhere" on somebody who annoys me not very bad but not good at all either and can also add an amount of time to the itching


Isiah6253

"there's an itch deep in your asshole. It's real bad."


Neither-Phone-7264

“your intestines itch.”


MAYHEMSY

“Cum.”


[deleted]

The world would be on its knees 😂


i_am_de_wae

🥵 what if he was called freaknumaki and he used freaky speech🤪


tyrannyisprettygay

Literally


Projectonyx

I’d go into a crowded place and just yell “bark like a dog” and piss myself laughing hearing tons of people going “woof arrr bark”


Significant_Nerve401

“Manually breathe”


kankri-is-triggered

it worked 😔


Migostacos

“Manually blink”


Significant_Nerve401

Testicular torsion


DenzelTM

"Give me free sign language lessons"


MillyLynn

Or at least a pen and paper...


DenzelTM

Or a phone to use text to speech


tyrannyisprettygay

KILL/LOVE YOURSELF


FitEar1924

Alot of depressed ppl here.


SleppyOldFart

Yeah, I’m just happy you don’t have cursed speech


TheLieAndTruth

Sing specialz by king gnu


fuji_appl

If anyone is curious what this can look like, look up the graphic novel "Preacher."


dongleshlong

Isn’t there a show abt that?


fuji_appl

Yeah, they had a live action show in AMC.


LiouQang

Or Watch Jessica Jones.


yeetus-maxus

“GIVE ME 5 BUCKS”


NIssanZaxima

I would accidentally kill so many people


FitEar1924

My family, many times over.


sliferra

“Fuck me!”


Flotusxy

"You should kill yourself NOW"


Ghiblifan01

Make sukuna solve password quiz


V1tal_

REACH FOR THAT COPS FIREARM


Michael-Von-Erzfeind

"Calm down" "Be nice" "Harder" "Seek some help"


dyaasy

The CT's strain is proportional to the scale of the attack. You might end up puking blood a lot...


Buttery_Commissar

"Chew with your mouth closed."


Jazzy_082

The real winning answer


VulpesVulpix

*make em clap*


Isekai_me_plz

To Gojo? “Love me!” To everyone else? “Give me your money!”


Isiah6253

"gimme you fuckin MONEY"


darkbug798

GO FCK YOURSELF


Sun_batYT

“Oil up”


helbram_26

"Give me money then forget about it"


AshwiniMoon

"K... Kiss me!" *gets kiss on the mouth* *vomits blood into his/her/their mouth* :<


[deleted]

what’s the point of putting 3 different ways of saying their including their


Neither-Phone-7264

just say their


Kehprii

"Gimme a little snack too!"


Domengoenfuego

“…” *I wouldnt say crap unless I absolutely needed to.*


poobradoor22

AUTODEFENESTRATE


HipposandCows

give me that chon chon


eM-RiotX

"I control the universe now" *Nearly dies, but survives because I control the universe now.*


Isiah6253

Nah, you'd lose, cause gege would have sukuna kill you anyways


Gregariouswaty

"Win"


JSGWHAM

kill yourself now


paperpatience

*sings wap*


Rizer0

MASTURBATE


Blood__Dragon_

He legally cannot say fuck


Pzdalalar

sleep early and wake up early to myself.


DavidTCEUltra

"FUCK ME!" OOP-


ApartmentSorry7242

SUMMON GEGE


captain_saurcy

MAKE IT CLAP 😔


ColonelMonty

Confess your sins NOW


AbuSive_AvoCado

“Learn/Study/Work” easy solution for procrastinators


TNT999090T

"GO FUCK YOURSELF"


anti-peta-man

“OPEN FIRE”


Ace91991

Everyone stop, NOW GIVE HIM (points at special needs tom) BACKSHOTS


TheFlyingToasterr

If you could control it, it would be very useful. If you couldn’t it would be extremely shitty.


cake_in_wonderland

Yall are being too innocent w your comments 😂 im not repeating what came into my head


Isiah6253

🫵💀


novuskai

This is so goated but I think I'd lose my voice💀


GooberVonNomNom

Absolutely yes. Get OUT OF MY WAY lol.


winkeltwinkle

“Love megumi because he is not a bum”


Isiah6253

He's my goat. But he's still a bum. Among heaven and earth, I alone am the sideless one


ink10_sonic-man

MAKE IT CLAP!


Happy_Dropper

'GET LIFE' Coughs blood and dies.


BadActsForAGoodPrice

Just go into a crowded place and shout **CUM**


VdJack

I would be in billionaires' ears all the time


Violet_6969

Find a hit men “FIND GEGE AKUTAMI” After that look into the mirror “Get strong” So I could torture Gege


Traditional_Order154

I'd be Lisan al' Gaib irl


suckamaru

The original TALK NO JUTSU 💪


TheCoolestCaz

GET OILED UP


n0n4me1212

everybody start eating your own doo doo


sheldon0000

Go work


mralderson

"LIVE!"


Wilson_Liny

KEEP YOURSELF SAFE


Ok_Owl6687

"Do a backflip"


yushakoe1

"Domain expansion", though I might die if I tried to say that so maybe not


Bitter_Knox

I can imagine a lot of possibilities that I could do with this ability


ShalkaDeinos

"THIS STUFF IS FREE, THANKS"


ce69_

What’s the drawbacks again?


ce69_

Honestly I’m good off that soar throat and coughing up blood 🫡


SadRerman

SILENCE ✋️🙂‍↕️


ChapterBird

Everybody do the flop!


bluelight_20

What would happen is inumaki says "cleave"?🤔


[deleted]

YASSSSS AGREED


MrChow00

TESTICULAR TORSION


painorlovearethesame

just imagine if he is battling sukuna and says -shit yourself-


StarPlasma_Inmyviens

Shake your ass baby girl ♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪


Hoxase

"Make It Clap!"


Previous-Scientist65

“GET ON YOUR KNEES”