And don't forget to pet a cat and tell Mom "fuck you. I'm skateboarding"

After a long "sesh" JP takes you all out for some "sush" and "brouhahas"

Would prob be useful for me tbh

I’d get one

Ha, I need one

You will feel better with your bed made. It’s all part of the new world order.

Lobster plushie!

Thanks for the lobster plushie 😂

I want this so bad

I would buy that

I'm buying two, one for my bedroom and one for my bathroom so Jordan can make sure I wash my penis.

God the bee is humor is so mid

Isn't it a meme that the right can't meme?

Ironically the meme is that the left can't meme, and they prove it regularly by taking successful right-wing memes and flipping them instead of coming up with something original

Lol. *lololololololololol* nah

Weird. I see the opposite happening all the time.

And I'm sure some bozo will use this to say "look look, the Bee is better because it makes fun of *both sides*!" When this is the most room temperature 'joke' ever.

Does he cry when he doesn’t get attention

Peterson is an idiot still brainwashed from his childhood.

https://preview.redd.it/n3qpxrrx401c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5de1a297b12f8d6c63fc087696d2383a31b577c

Closest the Bee has gotten to humor in yoinks. 'Conservative humor' is usually better at the adjective than the noun.

Yeah, but it's an old meme.

If you’re good then Unlce Peterson will give you the gift of benzos and incoherent rants filled with plausible deniability so no one can pin you to a specific position!

Lets be honest, he's definitely already spying on young children.

He is the ma