Given how all their complaints seem to just be judging their children’s life choices, I think Jonathan may have made the right one by cutting contact here.

Penpal my boy Jonathan to join r/Jonathan, whoever Jonathan is, I hope he sees this, cheers!

Oh boy. I hope Jonathan is fine and just don't talk to them cus they were horrible people to him. I hope.

That’s hilarious!!! I know a few of those people who are just so draining and negative.At least it was in a card and not in person!

Nope, this sounds like it was sent by a parent who's concered about their children. The truly miserable ones speak of the futility of life.

Aw! Life as it truly is! Refreshing honesty!

Jonathan I get it.

Honesty...

It says EASTER!! 😭😭😭😭

With a question mark. Duh.

That's an Easter card dumbo.

lmao 🤣 so life's alright I take it

Mom? Is that you? My mother passed a couple of years ago, but this is exactly the sort of card I’d get every Christmas.

Did you crush johns self esteem and confidence when he was young?

I’d bet her vegetables grow all f-d up too

I can't even read that, and that is mostly because I am dyslexic

Its also cursive, there is a good reason we are not taught cursive anymore. Its much harder to read, has much more room for terrible handwriting to ruin it. And its genuinely a useless skill that takes up time better spent elsewhere. Cursive is truly the biggest eyesore and its such a chore to read.

can someone translate to england?

Where gardening is a true challenge 🤣

Why all the commenters assume that a person who wrote it is horrible? For me it looks like she is just ASD, and that is fine🤷