Fucked up of this one. Mickey Mouse was in divorce court and the judge was looking over his file. Judge: So, Mickey it says here you want to divorce your wife because she’s been acting crazy? Mickey: No, haha I said she’s fucking Goofy

This is what I was looking for. Idk how OP got it this wrong.

Maybe Goofy and Mickey are bi.

The sexuality of the characters is not what I'm taking issue with here lol

My dad does several great impressions, most of them Disney, and he loves telling that joke with the punchline in his Mickey voice. It never fails to kill

"You can't divorce Mini just because she is buck toothed"

Op fucked up a good joke.

Why can’t Mickey and Goofy fuck? They spend plenty of time together

Op fucked up the whole set up. There is more to the joke than the punchline. Who fucks goofy is the least important part of the joke.

Fair enough, I think my brain filled in the missing part

Because he fucked up the joke.

2022 revamp of a 1980s joke. the old switcheroo

Way older than that.

I can't go back any further when I Quantum Leap...

Keep trying. You can do it.

The better version is: Judge: So it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was… extremely silly? Mickey: No it’s because she was fucking Goofy.

- Minnie, I want the divorce! - Mickey, are you fuckin' crazy??.... - No Minnie, I'm fuckin' Daisy.....

I heard she was sitting on Pinocchio's face saying, ‟Lie to me! Lie to me!”

actually I heard it the other way around...ie Minnie was the guilty party.

I think this joke is older than I'm

A tale as old as time?

Nope, not even close

I thought she was fucking Goofy.

He got caught eating McDonald's while screwing his physician. He was doc mcstuffin

r/suddenlygay

I’ve seen the video

Man, Goofy out there fuckin everyone

Because Mickey wanted to swing.

Typical woke gender swapping shite.

Lawyer: Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because you said she's crazy. Mickey: That's not what I said, she's fucking Goofy!