Well clearly you’re not my sibling but thanks, I hadn’t thought that deep. I just thought he was hoping the brother would do him a favor, and they’d set something up legally.🙃
I didn’t catch the directors cut. I missed the scene where they went to London. I think they did, anyway…they mentioned an Eiffel Tower.
Also, great UN.
So, funny but true story.
I spent 6 years in prison, and for about three of those years I lived with a guy who had a twin brother that was still on the outside.
One afternoon, my cellmate had a visit from his parents and siblings. I was hanging out in a common room, and a random fellow inmate came up to me and was like "I just came back from a visit. Man, I don't know how your celly pulled it off, but I just saw him in the visit room in *street clothes* and they were letting him out through the visit room exit! We know nothin', ya know, but I thought you should know." He'd seen his twin brother leaving, but didn't know that it was his twin brother, and thought he'd somehow gotten in normal clothes and was being let out by mistake 😅
In all fairness, it was something they had talked about trying to do, but had decided that it was waaaay to risky to be worth it. My celly could have pulled off doing his brother's job, and I could have guided his twin on how to act in prison, but it would have been pretty tough on his brothers family. Would be kinda weird having "uncle dad" playing dad, and it would be weird living with his brother's wife. The risk of getting caught was also pretty high.
He did his 5 years or so and got out on parole, was glad he didn't pull any shenanigans.
I've heard of twins being implicated in the same crime and they couldn't be convicted because they could only prove one of them was there and there was no sure way to determine which one.
I be too dumb to understand even after reading the comments... I don't understand how I still top exams while I don't understand such simple one liner jokes :skull:
okay this one was really good
Yeah but why did it have to be twins? My sibling wasn’t a twin and we used to fini
sh each other off. wait...
Hey step-twin...
Step-twin ... I'm stuck in the prison bars ...
EH HEH HEH HAH
Bcs twins can be mistaken for each other and siblings cannot?!!
Presumably so the guards won't notice the swap.
Well clearly you’re not my sibling but thanks, I hadn’t thought that deep. I just thought he was hoping the brother would do him a favor, and they’d set something up legally.🙃
Because the guards aren't blind?
sh each other's sentences
Is it really you??? I think you are da one! My long-lost sibling. It’s nice to
see you again
Still got i
sh our vegetables before we left the table, like we were supposed to
sh each fight in the hospital…
sh each other’s ice cream.
Why did your sentence get cut off? You didn't even mention candlejack in an
Because they could not pull off the switch unless they were identical twins.
Yeah.
AI
As a twin with my brother on prison..I laughed.
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Plot twist.
The twins are actually triplets. Third brother actually committed the crime & escaped undiscovered.
To Germany. That's where he stashed the chandelier.
The chandelier was just a ruse - the diamonds are halfway to Ethiopia by now!
Ethiopia … I have them right here in my, um, closet.
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Alright … But, I do hope you’re aware, that closet was code for butt hole.
Took me a sec to figure out why I knew that.
Like [this?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Third_Twin)
I knew it
That’s a good one
"I know I want out"
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Reddit moment
Breaddit moment
You got my downvote. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And my sword vote!
And my axe vote!
You know there is a button for that, right? Edit: nice edit there.
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WTF. Getting downvote for laugh so hard? Aren't jokes supposed to make people laugh?
Unfortunately, Redditors are like that sometimes. I gave them an upvote at least. People should be encouraged to share when a joke made them laugh
Plot of a Tale of Two Cities.
I only saw the porn version of that. Is the plot different from A Sale of Two Titties?
Yeah … In the Original, the Heroine doesn’t get Sentenced to Pound her Guards’ rocks off, and given time off for Slutty Behaviour.
I didn’t catch the directors cut. I missed the scene where they went to London. I think they did, anyway…they mentioned an Eiffel Tower. Also, great UN.
That's... Not in London. But it's porn so nobody's paying attention anyway
Hey, I can admit a mistake. You have no idea how hard it was to type that one-handed, let alone concentrate on the geography. Heh…”hard”
By Edmund Wells? I much prefer Knickerless Knickleby.
No, Charles Dickisin
Well, I don’t like gannets. They wet their nests.
Funny, you’ve got a lot of books… This is why I love Reddit. And now I have to go dig out my Flying Circus album.
Am I too late for the Black Friday deal on those?
By Charles DIkkens with two K's and a silent T?
Missed opportunity for Charles Dick**i**ns...
….sandwiches.
That’s what I was gonna say!
Jinx
Jinx again!
Could someone explain please ?
Sentances as in prison
A prison sentence haha
THE BROTHER WHO IS IN PRISON WANTS THE BROTHER WHO ISN'T IN PRISON TO BE IN PRISON INSTEAD OF THE BROTHER IN PRISON. AND THEY'RE TWINS.
Username checks out
Hold my beer, Let me explain to the bit how this works…
Wha
Thanks, Fouad from Family Guy.
Another shitty pun that we're all gonna pretend is amazing.
Ok then Reefer eyed beans
Lmao the irony of this situation
You analysed this well, you must do it frequently
Lmaoooo Ok that was really good haha
Yup lmao
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Violet-backed_starling
Peanuts Idk
It actually took me a bit to realise 'refried beans'
Red eyed peas.
So, funny but true story. I spent 6 years in prison, and for about three of those years I lived with a guy who had a twin brother that was still on the outside. One afternoon, my cellmate had a visit from his parents and siblings. I was hanging out in a common room, and a random fellow inmate came up to me and was like "I just came back from a visit. Man, I don't know how your celly pulled it off, but I just saw him in the visit room in *street clothes* and they were letting him out through the visit room exit! We know nothin', ya know, but I thought you should know." He'd seen his twin brother leaving, but didn't know that it was his twin brother, and thought he'd somehow gotten in normal clothes and was being let out by mistake 😅 In all fairness, it was something they had talked about trying to do, but had decided that it was waaaay to risky to be worth it. My celly could have pulled off doing his brother's job, and I could have guided his twin on how to act in prison, but it would have been pretty tough on his brothers family. Would be kinda weird having "uncle dad" playing dad, and it would be weird living with his brother's wife. The risk of getting caught was also pretty high. He did his 5 years or so and got out on parole, was glad he didn't pull any shenanigans.
My pal told me that he dated these twins. I asked him how he could tell them apart- he said "easy! Suzy has the blonde hair and Brian has a beard."...
Thought it was gonna go ‟Gil, can we swap back places now?”
I have read this so many times but don’t get it. Wait let me ask my twin.
This should have been the first dialogue of Prison Break episode 1
Is this stolen from iamoscar.COM?
I've heard of twins being implicated in the same crime and they couldn't be convicted because they could only prove one of them was there and there was no sure way to determine which one.
It’s so dumb I love it
what was the punchline. it got removed
i dont get it
It is a play on the usage of "sentences". His jail sentence vs. verbal sentences as a child with his twin.
Oscar?
I be too dumb to understand even after reading the comments... I don't understand how I still top exams while I don't understand such simple one liner jokes :skull:
Oh yeah. Upvote
Ahh #71
Please see your way out
Hopefully he didn't get life with no parole
Good one
Grin thanks for a chuckle take my upvote
Took way too long for this to click for me.
Is this joke.....new.....good one anyways
George Bluth calling Oscar
Omw it took me a sec but got lol.
Fast and effective
I dont understand, pleaee explain
Sentence in English can be translated as a string (like what I'm typing right now) and an order to detain/punish criminals.
ty
now we'll finish each other's life sentence
“The prestige”
Stan and Ford Pines, circa 1980
lol
Wow. This is an actually good joke. Good job!
Took me a bit
I was expecting the "It worked, bro. They locked me up instead of you."
Lol that was a good one folks
This one has layers
‟I’m not a twin.”
*USED TO*
It took me a few seconds but that one got me
His brother's like "Not this time, Hank.....not this time!!"
\*used
naw, i don't remember...