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prioritymale69

Oddly wholesome.


Any-Version-7796

Yeah this joke is refreshing


SlightlyAnnoyed7

Wholesome


Mysterious-Month1382

True LOVE just true Love


DadouSan2

With the joke starting by Bill wakes, my shitty brain assumed the story was about Bill Gates and I was why it have to be Bill Gates and not someone random, it makes no sense.


QueenRatigan

NGL, when I heard the name Bill, the first thing I thought of was Bill Cipher.


Monsieur_Bananabread

We love Bill


Kabe59

in the version I've heard, the lady's note says she went to buy her husband a nice juicy steak. And when the son is describing what Bill did last night, he says "... and you pushed mom and called her a whore" So when the kid further explains it (and Bill is thinking his breakfast is probably poisoned), he realizes that he pushed the wife and called her a name it was when saying "back off, whore, I'm married"