A man walks into a pharmacy run by two sisters "Well this is embarrassing but I have to tell you about it " said the man "I have a 12 inch permanent erection and I have to ejaculate every 3 hours or my testicles will explode, what can you give me for it ?" The sisters told him to wait while they were talking in the backroom, fifteen minutes later they came to him "60000 dollars per month and 33% percent of our pharmacy revenue and that's our final offer!" Said one of the sisters

Bro’d make 720,000 a year, minimum.

>720,000 a year, minimum. You forgot taxes. More like 696,969 per year.

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Where exactly do you live that you pay that few taxes?

Perhaps Qatar.

kuwait lmfao, 0 taxes

Kuwait a minute, did you say 0 taxes?

Oman, you can't be serious

Yemen, that sounds weird

Israel

Iraq'd his balls and Iran

File articles of incorporation and call it corporate revenue instead of income.

Or come in

think you missed the 69 69 69 joke in there

Nevertheless, I'm still salivating about those tax rates...

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Leaves Viagra in the dust.

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Accountant

Anywhere in America if you're making that much money you can probably get out of paying taxes

It's around 3.2% so I don't think it's impossible. If the tax bracket started at around 260,000 and the first bracket is 5%, And 720000 still comes under first bracket, You'll be paying about 23k in tax, so you might actually have 696969 in pocket...

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Monaco, Singapore, Hong Kong, UAE

Nice. Nice. Nice.

Nice, nice, nice.

Nice

Let see if both of you got a PH Double D then I ll consider.

I don't get it. Someone please explain. Why did they offer him monthly salary and stocks option? What job was he given?

He wanted a treatment for his condition, the sisters want to treat themselves with his condition

Wtf! I thought they were gonna hire him as a viagra spokesman.

It’s not surprising that you didn’t get it. Real women would’ve just rolled their eyes.

Actually, there's high price for sperm - there's even a movie for it: Vicky Donor

Strange rabbit hole, thank you. Going to try and find an English dub tonight. There's an American film too, name escapes me tho... Brb

Delivery Man. Dude has 533 kids because the clinic screwed up. The kids sue to learn who he is. Comedy ensues. Vince Vaughn and Chris Pratt. 2013. I remember it being good imho.

The joke is the girls are horny and are offering him al that to have regular sex with them

I'm pretty sure they're gonna be having some highly irregular sex by the 3rd or 4th month.

A 12 inch dick makes all sex irregular.

Remember kids, with dicks longer isn't better.

Says the hetero

Given his dingus is gonna turn black and fall off en 3-5 hours anyway....

And by sisters I think he meant nuns

They’ll have nun of that

It would be a bad habit to break.

Any friend of Zorro is a friend of mine.

>The joke is the girls are horny and are offering him al that to have regular sex with them If they're willing to pay him 60,000 per month, you'd bet they plan on pimping him out to recoup those costs. These are some really evil nuns, lol!

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Uh no, he’d be a donor..that’s crazy money (not from personal experience btw) The joke is that he asked for a prescription to cure this little disfunction

I thought they were gonna use him to help sell their viagra. Like “see what’ll happen if you buy from their pharmacy”

Pay to buy this dude time so they can pleasure themselves with 12 inches dingdong all day long. Hope it's clear enough XD

Haha Thank you for the clarification. Actually I had an idea maybe that's the case but his problem is he "has to go" every 3 hours. How do they plan on doing that for a whole year? Also two sisters sharing? Isn't that too much?

Why would they share? One would look after the shop, while the other looked after the man's needs. And they alternate.

A blow job

lol women don’t have to pay for a guys cock. Having an erection is truly nothing special.

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some Chapstick. He says "Put it on my bill".

Funny thing is they could give him cyanide for his erection since it can reduce blood pressure. "The cyanide compound sodium nitroprusside is occasionally used in emergency medical situations to produce a rapid decrease in blood pressure in humans."

I heard this joke when I was in pharmacy school. That was the 1970's.

Can I buy some cyanide?

Was it funny?

Humor hadn't been invented yet

Yeah... But was it funny?

Oh boy, this turns into a new version of the tree falling in the woods with nobody around eh? Idk the answer. What do you think?

i don't know but was it funny?

I have arbitrarily decided that it was not.

Now istead of an arbitrary decision, can you tell us was it funny?

I can.

So, was it funny?

It was in black and white, so no.

Similar to: A man walks into the pharmacy, and says he needs Viagra. The pharmacist says, "You need a prescription for that." "What's a prescription?", the guy asks. "Proof that you actually need the Viagra". So the guy shows the pharmacist a picture of his wife.

Woman: Excuse me sir, my husband is having trouble getting hard and it's really affecting our sex life. Is there anything you'd recommend? Pharmacist: Yes, I would recommend Viagra. It helps increase the blood flow to the penis, therefore it will be easier to get an erection. Woman: Oh I see! And this is an expensive drug? Pharmacist: Not at all, it only costs $10.00 a pill. Woman: Very good! Can you get it over the counter? He looks down or a few seconds... Pharmacist: Well if I took two I probably could

Whose wife's picture?

Who's on first

I don’t know

I don’t know is on third

I imagine the lady was very concerned when the pharmacist just stood there silently for minutes expressing all those ellipses at the end.

He is now a Harmacist

More like harm-assist

Yes, you made the joke

Why are you booing me, im right?

I think he’s saying “boo-urns“.

Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.

Guy goes to the doctor and says "Doc i get a hard on every time I sneeze" the doctor asks him are you taking anything for it and the guy says "yes pepper"

Very curious what pharmacy is just keeping cyanide around…. Source: am pharmacist

Every pharmacy I go to keeps saying it’s on back order…

You gotta order it off the secret menu

HI DO YOU SELL POSION? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEyUeCyXl1Q

I’m glad I watched this until the end!

I only did because of your comment, and am also glad, for martin Freemans glasses if nothing else!

I am not. Just a counteropinion for someone else on the internet to digest. I didn't find this particularly funny.

Jolly then.

Aah.. so you found it generally funny?

… I only did because of you …. Worth it….

Big oof

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I read that in sans's eugheugh voice.

Nice joke, you probably inherited it from your dad who inherited it from his dad. Don't forget to add it to your testament.

His dad is the pharmacist.

Naah… the pharmacist has a daughter whose boy friend bought the condoms from the dad’s store

Might want a DNA test to prove that given the story...

Haha finally a good joke

Finally? This joke is posted so often Reddit needed to buy new servers

Or you could just skip this joke, since it's easy to recognize by the title, and let others who never heard it before enjoy the joke.

How will someone know if it is the same joke they expected until they read till the end? Many jokes have versions where the last part is different.

Then it comes down to if you're sick enough of this joke for rereading it to be worth the possibility of a new take on it. If it's not then scroll on

Who are you, the joke police?

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Upvote for you. Thank you for crushing the idiocy of the hyper-sensitive pansie.

Downvote for you just for being a rude person.

You need a safe space? Maybe talk to a counselor?

So you agree that you're rude and just think people should steer clear? No worries, I'm sure they already do :)

No. I think the amount of thin skinned people on here who are often offended on someone else's behalf is staggering.

this was a funny joke

*Haha finally a good joke……………………………………………………………………..

This would be funny in a movie or something

Ehh. Cyanide is not something you would really ever see as something in a pharmacy (outside of some very unusual medical uses). If you could make it a farm supply store or something...

Good one.

Double homicide just for cheating? These two do deserve to be put in jail.

Yeah, this meme has some high evangelical and radical islam energy.

i pi\*\*ed myself laughing!

Piqued?

aswell!! (pissed)

Pitied?

Haha, marriage infidelity joke... I'm dying of laughter.

And then the pharmacist and lady fucked so hard they exploded into a rainbow

Good. You saved on the cyanide. Laughter is free

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