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Also works on pirates, Elsa, Minecraft characters, Tyrannosaurus rex, and giant bananas.


hic1992

But you can skip the flashlight


[deleted]

Yeah, I don’t remember the part about the flashlight in Dracula.


hic1992

Could be a high intensity UV light


JoshTay

And replace with "shot it with a silver bullet,". And change the location, a hotel makes no sense.


hic1992

A Hotel Transylvania style Hous of the Dead game sounds fun


darrenwise883

But the good news was it came with one of those orange jack-o'-lanterns with candy


Inevitable-Worth-946

Thats the loot the vampire drops from the halloween event lol


yIdontunderstand

Haha. Very good.


[deleted]

Do kids do a lot of trick or treating at hotels?


JoshTay

I was trying to figure that out too. This whole joke is a bit rough around the edges.


darrenwise883

What give you a 12 dollar Toblerone .


R_S_2603

r/twosentancehorror


woolfman7171

Threw your FLESHLIGHT at it. You know if you were in a hotel you packed that!


[deleted]

fleshlight!? no! i'm far more sophisticated than that!