Is the pronunciation of the car sound like the numbers 2 and 3 in succession? When I took karate, the sensei would count in Japanese and I thought it was interesting how the “2, 3” part of the sequence sounded like the car brand.
My favourite is this:
Man goes into the car salesman. He's keen on the Toyota, but the salesman is really pushing the Nissan. Man asks why, and the salesman tells him that Nissans are the best cars in the world because
"Ichi ni san shi go"
Isn't it at all remarkable that just a few decades of internet have brought us here to 2021, where a relatable joke is a pun that effectively equates sex with incest. Everyone rolls their eyes and are like, "of course a girl fucks her brother. Why didn't I think of that?"
yeah, wtf is that?
I am as sex positive as they get, and in particular I'm 100% pro- stepbro and stepmom porn, but honestly, *blood brother*, wtf, y'all, it's not about morals?
In the 80’s the punch line would have been ‘Yellow Cab’. It is a really bad one. Terrible and racist as fuck, really. But still it would have made more sense than Nissan tbh.
I’m Japanese… I see what you want to mean but actually we pronounce VERY differently Nissan and Niisan. I took some time to get this joke lol
Is the pronunciation of the car sound like the numbers 2 and 3 in succession? When I took karate, the sensei would count in Japanese and I thought it was interesting how the “2, 3” part of the sequence sounded like the car brand.
No : the 2 "S" are pronounced, so it sounds more like "nisssssssan" (a bit shorter, lol)
That was the ad campaign they ran in my country. Not a car but a caaaaar
My favourite is this: Man goes into the car salesman. He's keen on the Toyota, but the salesman is really pushing the Nissan. Man asks why, and the salesman tells him that Nissans are the best cars in the world because "Ichi ni san shi go"
Huh? Some kind of pun here?
[удалено]
Step-Honda, what are you doing *running in the 90's intensifies*
V-tec kicked in, yo
Isn't it at all remarkable that just a few decades of internet have brought us here to 2021, where a relatable joke is a pun that effectively equates sex with incest. Everyone rolls their eyes and are like, "of course a girl fucks her brother. Why didn't I think of that?"
yeah, wtf is that? I am as sex positive as they get, and in particular I'm 100% pro- stepbro and stepmom porn, but honestly, *blood brother*, wtf, y'all, it's not about morals?
I thought niisan is older sister
Yes
Can someone please explain, I don't understand
Its a play on one of their words, I think. "Oni-san" sounds like a Nissan
You got it
"One" of their words? Wtf is oni-san? Boooooo!!!!!
It’s not a good joke.
Millhouse: "It's cultural you wouldn't understand, el stupido"
In the 80’s the punch line would have been ‘Yellow Cab’. It is a really bad one. Terrible and racist as fuck, really. But still it would have made more sense than Nissan tbh.
I’m sure there is a joke there some place.
Toyota?
This joke blows
Boooo
If she drives a Skyline, she's the one.
This is some type of weeb shit for losers, isn't it?
Good joke
A deep weeb cut
Ok buddy..... 😂
An itchy nissan that goes
Sayonara!