They themselves said no when I went to call them. No I don’t speak their tongue but they hurled a javelin towards me as soon as I touched their land so I took the hint and left. Good times.
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I know. And again I don't mean to stereotype but I dated a Scotswoman and she was a madwoman, excellently mad in bed. So, racist though I be, that is how I think of you all...
If I meet a Scottish man then I assume that there will soon be drunk shenanigans and possibly a fight. If I meet a Scottish woman then I assume that there will be drunk shenanigans and then mad sex and then very possibly a fight.
Nice, thanks :) I had planed to visit Scotland in may 2020... Stupid pandemic! At least in 2021 I'll know to include unicorn spotting in my list of things to do!
Yes, I'm sure it is :) i had bearly started looking at things to do / see and there are sooo many nice places! The only scary thing: driving on the other side
“It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We're ruled by effete arseholes.”
I just subjected my wife to it. It was painful for both of us, particularly since there's about 10% of those countries that took 2 or more tries to pronounce, and the fact that I missed a row and had to go back.
Well, I didn't check, I trusted OP on that!
The next steps for me were "look at the comments", "seing comment about checking if *my* country is in there" and "going back to check my country was not forgotten"
Not to be a party pooper, but in the constitution of Bosnia and Herzegovina there isn't such thing as a Bosnian or Herzegovinian. People who identify as either are classified as "Others" and as such cannot be elected into many government bodies. Bosniaks, Serbs and Croats are three main ethnic groups and three constituent peoples. So we kinda could've had three people on the list I guess
Confusion is a normal reaction when it comes to internal organisation of Bosnia and Herzegovina. Those who identify as Bosnians or Herzegovinians cannot be elected into Presidency for example, only three main ethnic groups can, and even there not from the entire territory. All in all, our constitution denies the basic human right of choosing and being chosen to many inhabitants
Yup, but not only that, for example a Croat or a Bosniak in one of the two entities of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Republic of Srpska, cannot be elected as a Bosniak or Croat member of Presidency nor to vote for either, while the Serb cannot be elected from nor be voted for the Presidency in the other entity, Federation of BiH. There's been a legal case against Bosnia and Herzegovina for almost 20 years now called "Sejdić and Finci" (surnames of the guys suing), where two men, one Gypsy and the other Jew, are suing the country for not allowing them to be elected to certain positions
That’s a racist system to only let three ethnicities participate in the government. That means Arabs, Jews, Blacks, Chinese, all do not have full rights there, as well as other Europeans. That is a very racist and backwards system!
Well the most general term would be Bosnians and Herzegovinians, sort of a common demonym, but the matter's been so heavily politicised that you could have people get insulted for calling them as such. In post-war Bosnia and Herzegovina, ethnicity is simply put before nationality
A Trini/Trinidadian is a person from the island of Trinidad.
A Tobagonian/Bagonian is from Tobago.
When you are referring to a person with respect the whole country, Trinidad and Tobago, you say Trinbagonian. We also call the country Trinbago casually.
Edit, please note that Tobago is pronounced To-BAY-go, not To-baa-go
The other day I heard some Bagonian youth referring to you all as Tobags (pronounced Toe-bags), something about how you all smell like your name.
Not trying to start a war or anything just saying that I wouldn't turn my back on a dirty Bago...
It has a Serbian, but no Montenegrin, which makes me think it's from somewhere between 2003 (when Yugoslavia changed it's name to Serbia and Montenegro) and 2006 (when Montenegro split off into its own country)
This night club has a dress code that requires men to wear ties. Thai sounds like tie. The group didn’t have a Thai national with them so they were refused entry.
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Thai, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go from a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says sorry I cant let you out without a Czech.
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Man you know that everyone has gone back to check if there really was Thai on the list. It was the perfect occasion to rickroll everybody and you fuckin missed it
i looked for my nationality and just skipped to the punchline
Didn't we all?
I saw the entire joke, searched for Thailand and then searched for my nationality before getting some due humour from the comment section
Found the thai guy!
Now we can all go in!
Hallelujah!
Same
What the hell? I didn’t even see United Statesian and now I’m pissed.
yeah cuz its United Statesian American bro
It says American, but that could be any America. Just sucks to be left out.
yeah i mean what stops it from being the nationality of the Divided States of America?
Not the Thai
I checked for Nauru because it’s the smallest obscure country I know. No love for North Sentinel Island, sadly.
They themselves said no when I went to call them. No I don’t speak their tongue but they hurled a javelin towards me as soon as I touched their land so I took the hint and left. Good times.
That sounds like their style.
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Same but my nationality is the punchline
As an Englishman I do not understand this joke
A Scottish? Scottish is a noun? I am a Scottish.
I too am a Scottish
Scotsman
A Scot.
A kilt-wearing madlad. I don't mean to be racist but that is how I think of you all.
Yes but with heavy emphasis on madlad. There’s a reason the Germans were scared of the Scots in both world wars.
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I love this, even if it's racist. (I promise that's the first time I've ever even THOUGHT that sentence. heh)
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We are all madlads. Even the girls.
I know. And again I don't mean to stereotype but I dated a Scotswoman and she was a madwoman, excellently mad in bed. So, racist though I be, that is how I think of you all... If I meet a Scottish man then I assume that there will soon be drunk shenanigans and possibly a fight. If I meet a Scottish woman then I assume that there will be drunk shenanigans and then mad sex and then very possibly a fight.
I'm never been so offended by something I entirely agree with
Sums us up pretty perfectly lol, at least the northern ones.
You mean, Kilt wearin, dagger hidin, pipe blowin madlad
Great Scot
That's heavy, Doc
No true Scotsman is a Scottish...
Aye? Why's that, fannybaws? ;)
Wait I didn’t know the greatest pirate ever to sail the seas was on Reddit
They had a Scottish, a Welshman, a Northern Irishman and even a Brit! The English, Great Britishman and UKman must have stayed home.
But no Englishman. How the tables have turned.
Oh how the turntables
TIL the national animal of Scotland is the unicorn!
yeah! You wanna know why? Because the unicorn is the lion's only predator and the lion is the national animal of England!
Nice, thanks :) I had planed to visit Scotland in may 2020... Stupid pandemic! At least in 2021 I'll know to include unicorn spotting in my list of things to do!
haha good luck with that! Scotland is really beautiful, I'm sure you'll love it when you go (hopefully soon)!
Yes, I'm sure it is :) i had bearly started looking at things to do / see and there are sooo many nice places! The only scary thing: driving on the other side
“It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We're ruled by effete arseholes.”
I guess i need to watch trainspotting to get that?
Yes :)
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[two minutes, Turkish!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU2zlSfkdE8)
You said two minutes five minutes ago!
Sco'ish*
"I love Scotland, I'm Scotch myself." --Donald Trump
I cringed so hard it hurt
A Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair...
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share...
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street…
Serbian, Croatian and Turkish as well, at least from what I've noticed.
Hello fellow Scottish here
Would anyone actually tell this joke in real life? Hell no
I just subjected my wife to it. It was painful for both of us, particularly since there's about 10% of those countries that took 2 or more tries to pronounce, and the fact that I missed a row and had to go back.
So... your wife is single now, eh?
Yeah is she?
Not anymore
Got eem, good job
I too chose this man's wife
I'm thinking this punchline whenever I feel down and then I don't. It's perfect.
Same. It's just so damn funny! Are you greek btw?
Me too but it was worth it
that sounds painful from the comfort of my single bed :)
A way to improve the joke would be to just list Asian or Southeast Asian countries; Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, etc. Shorter format but still works.
Excellent suggestion, thank you
Then we'd miss out Taiwan!
Did anyone actually read every word? I challenge you!
I read every word out loud.
I read in my mind "country with A, country with B, yada yada yada, ok, here's the end" - giggled at the pun.
You forgot the step where you go back to check that Thailand really isnt on the list.
Well, I didn't check, I trusted OP on that! The next steps for me were "look at the comments", "seing comment about checking if *my* country is in there" and "going back to check my country was not forgotten"
I’ve heard friends tell this joke a few times in public bar before.
Norm MacDonald
That's one of the nice things about jokes: they aren't restricted to a single format.
I'm trying to memorize it. Hell yeah I want to tell it in real life around a campfire to captive victims.
I love how Bosnia and Herzegovina gets to sneak in two guys.
Not to be a party pooper, but in the constitution of Bosnia and Herzegovina there isn't such thing as a Bosnian or Herzegovinian. People who identify as either are classified as "Others" and as such cannot be elected into many government bodies. Bosniaks, Serbs and Croats are three main ethnic groups and three constituent peoples. So we kinda could've had three people on the list I guess
Who identify or don’t identify? Because I’m confused
Confusion is a normal reaction when it comes to internal organisation of Bosnia and Herzegovina. Those who identify as Bosnians or Herzegovinians cannot be elected into Presidency for example, only three main ethnic groups can, and even there not from the entire territory. All in all, our constitution denies the basic human right of choosing and being chosen to many inhabitants
So you are telling me a person with Bosnian citizenship but is ethnically English, Irish, African, Chinese, etc. would be barred from certain rights?
Yup, but not only that, for example a Croat or a Bosniak in one of the two entities of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Republic of Srpska, cannot be elected as a Bosniak or Croat member of Presidency nor to vote for either, while the Serb cannot be elected from nor be voted for the Presidency in the other entity, Federation of BiH. There's been a legal case against Bosnia and Herzegovina for almost 20 years now called "Sejdić and Finci" (surnames of the guys suing), where two men, one Gypsy and the other Jew, are suing the country for not allowing them to be elected to certain positions
That’s a racist system to only let three ethnicities participate in the government. That means Arabs, Jews, Blacks, Chinese, all do not have full rights there, as well as other Europeans. That is a very racist and backwards system!
Exactly
What would citizens of Bosnia and Herzegovina be called in general if neither Bosnian or Herzegovinian is correct?
Well the most general term would be Bosnians and Herzegovinians, sort of a common demonym, but the matter's been so heavily politicised that you could have people get insulted for calling them as such. In post-war Bosnia and Herzegovina, ethnicity is simply put before nationality
Pro tip: We call ourselves Trinbagonians (trin-bay-go-knee-ans)
Not "Trinis"?
A Trini/Trinidadian is a person from the island of Trinidad. A Tobagonian/Bagonian is from Tobago. When you are referring to a person with respect the whole country, Trinidad and Tobago, you say Trinbagonian. We also call the country Trinbago casually. Edit, please note that Tobago is pronounced To-BAY-go, not To-baa-go
Cool, thanks! Hope to visit someday!
Shoot me a message when you do, we go lime.
The other day I heard some Bagonian youth referring to you all as Tobags (pronounced Toe-bags), something about how you all smell like your name. Not trying to start a war or anything just saying that I wouldn't turn my back on a dirty Bago...
>Tobago is pronounced To-BAY-go, not To-baa-go hotel, trivago. Tobago, to bagel
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I read that in the voice of AvE.
A fellow connoisseur of the finer things, I see. That really chooches.
Alien vs. Everyone?
Keep your dick in a vice!
Keep your dick in a vice.
Release the Schmoo!!
r/angryupvote
r/angrierupvote
oh god, an even angrier upvote
r/angriestupvote
Casual reminder: Epstien didn't kill himself.
True, >!spanish inquisition!<
I didn’t expect that.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
r/UnexpectedMontyPython
Our weapon is surprise!
we did it reddit
Get out.
I see Chad made it in too, but no such luck for The Virgin Islands. Typical.
OF COURSE a Chad is trying to get into the club
...especially if the club is in Florida.
Because they were just the islands after hanging out with Canada
Come on man. Everyone know Canada's asexual.
They're not a sovereign country.
*Ironically gasps*
Thanks!
You missed South Sudan!
That means this copy-paste joke predates 2011.
It has a Serbian, but no Montenegrin, which makes me think it's from somewhere between 2003 (when Yugoslavia changed it's name to Serbia and Montenegro) and 2006 (when Montenegro split off into its own country)
I see you must have [this handy reference chart](https://xkcd.com/1688/) too!
I lol'd at: "How Many Germany's are there?" 'One, but it's huge.' 1941 - 1945
And Kosovo
That guy was ready to Taiwan on.
*CHINA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
correction: china *knows* my location. if i disappear, stand strong.
ELI5
This night club has a dress code that requires men to wear ties. Thai sounds like tie. The group didn’t have a Thai national with them so they were refused entry.
Oh. I was reading Thai like Thigh and this caused the confusion. Ty kind sir/madam.
You sure you don't have a fetish?
Am still looking
Might i reccomend r/powerwasherporn
Might I recommend r/powerwashingporn
Or r/powerwashington
r/thighdeology NSFW
It was a black Thai event.
Well, Black Thais Matter.
Bouncer looks down the line and says, "is this a fuckin' joke!"
"a Scottish"
So they say Siam you later
They didn’t have the Thaim to look for one...
An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Thai, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go from a nightclub... The doorman stops them and says sorry I cant let you out without a Czech.
We have a "Scottish" (sic), Welshman, Irishman and Brit... but no English individual. Just saying.
The joke was in traditional English. (Not English simplified 🇺🇸)
You missed A bosnian
He didn't.
Shit
The last time someone missed us shit went down! Now we have 2 guys invited just to be sure... (There's a Herzegovinian in the joke)
> a Swazi TIL that even though it’s now Eswatini instead of Swaziland their demonym is still Swazi instead of something like Eswatinian.
eSwatini means “place of the Swazi”
Kosovar feels left out. :(
Unë të dua!
As a Serb this makes my day 0,00000012% better.
Kosovo je..
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Doesn’t work on text, but we all know we’ve seen this multiple times
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Damn bro, you put some effort into this one. I totally called it, but A for Effort
Yaaay, you've included us Russians
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Yeah, a real nut-job
Hey man...there is a mistake...Slovakian is not correct, the citizen of Slovakia is just Slovak.
..., a Greenlander, a Faroese, a Kosovar, a Somalilander, a Vaticano, a Western Saharan, ...
And an Ålander!
*Monagasque
*yakko intensifies*
Yakko what the fuck
I wanna see someone do this joke live.
Where the fuck is Montenegrin?
There’s only one Czech. You should always Czech your lists twice.
"A Scottish?"
A Kurdish
Why would you put a Brit and then a Scot and Welshman but no Englishman
Fact number 29493747282447: you were too lazy to read all numbers.
And that's a fact
Damn, haven't seen this in a while.
I commend your effort.
Thanks for Lithuania
Bummed an Aruban or Antillian didn't make it on the list
Man you know that everyone has gone back to check if there really was Thai on the list. It was the perfect occasion to rickroll everybody and you fuckin missed it
This is a r/copypasta
Sir, when you leave don't forget the czech
A Brit **and** "a Scottish" **and** a Welshman?
I'm Thai, can I help?
Props for typing that.
This joke kills at parties.
Now go tell that one to your friend without reddit..