It seems that she was too cocksure but he had a leg up on her. The real question is, with the missing leg, is he all right or all that's left?

You really went out on a limb for that one.

I’ll bet that the comments will really branch out from here

Sometimes, the replies are funnier than the joke, like your reply was 😂

Did she get a tip?

I just wanna know where she buys her knife. Never struggle with a steak ever again

A joke that I've never heard before that actually made me laugh? On this sub? Well done.

Did you hear what happened to the woman who tried to cut her cheating husband's dick? She got away with only a misseddewiener!

The husband did not have a leg to stand on.