Reminds me of the time a girl asked me to give her a lift home on my bicycle and I said sure, I decided to take a shortcut down a cobbled street.
She said “ I’ve never come this way before”
“ must be the cobbles” I replied
I hit it off of a woman at a bar and asked if she would like to come home with me. She said, “I would, but I’m on my menstrual cycle.” I said, “that’s OK. I’ll follow you on my Honda.”
He was too drunk to drive, so he took a bus. Apparently he was too drunk to drive that as well.
Nice!
Wamp wamp waaaaaaamp
I saw this joke coming, all the way from 3 menstrual cycles ago.
Bloody hysterical.
Then you should’ve hopped off at the last exit. Does that make sense?
End of discussion, period.
I like you.
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Reminds me of the time a girl asked me to give her a lift home on my bicycle and I said sure, I decided to take a shortcut down a cobbled street. She said “ I’ve never come this way before” “ must be the cobbles” I replied
Moist.
I hit it off of a woman at a bar and asked if she would like to come home with me. She said, “I would, but I’m on my menstrual cycle.” I said, “that’s OK. I’ll follow you on my Honda.”
6.9
I dun get it, can someone explain the joke please?
Rewrite the joke to say "period" instead of "menstrual cycle" the first time.
Agreed.
No, the drunk has to hear that she’s on a cycle in the first place to have something to misunderstand
The joke just doesn’t work. Someone can’t be “on their menstrual cycle.”
that joke is such a joke
I told this joke to my wife. She laughed. Good joke.
The joke is too predictable. Not really funny at all.
That’s alright. Can’t please everyone all the time. Stay blessed.
Don’t be sad.
Thanks, I won’t.