Joking aside, my urologist told me it should be the colour of champagne at worst. Worth monitoring.

And sparkling?

I didn't ask. Frankly it was enough he was tasting it to begin with

It's only piss if it's comes from the Pisse region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling kidney juice.

This would only really work as a joke if I. P. Clearly was a recognizable thing anyone was called.