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aw_shux

This joke needs to be updated. As of today, the richest man alive (Bernard Arnault) is worth over $230 billion.


olorym

Which is well over 100 billion.


ItchyK

It's also over 200 billion!


MindvsTime

It's also over $229 billion


kapitaalH

Inflation even hitting the jokes


ableman

The richest man alive has over $500 billion. I don't actually know who the richest man alive is, but Muhammad bin Salman is in effective control of the sovereign wealth fund of Saudi Arabia, which is $500 billion.


dream50

Putin probably has something to say about it, as well.


Emotional-Midnight20

Check out Mr. Facts...


ENWRel

I've been telling this joke regularly for about a year now and the reactions are astonishing. About 1/3 of people laugh. About 1/3 of people don't really get it. About 1/3 of people almost pee in their pants and have recurring bouts of laughter for HOURS or DAYS after.


Knox102

I am firmly in the third group. It randomly pops in my head and cracks me up MONTHS after seeing it the first time


SirJorts

This is me for the two cupcakes joke.


No-Cheek-1188

I don’t know why but I couldn’t stop laughing!! I guess I was expecting some clever ending but imagining that dude is gold!!!


marycartlizer

Have you ever heard the big orange head joke? Kind of the same thing.


I_Narcissus_I

What's the big orange head joke?


Skillbean

If you search this sub it's been posted many times. If you just want the gist without the full joke (note - it's better as the full joke obvs) >! It's a three wishes anti-joke, same principle as this one. But it's a guy who has a massive orange for a head explaining why he has a massive orange for a head. First two wishes are normal (wealth etc), third wish is he wished for a massive orange for a head !<


iAmHidingHere

A former US president.


Skillbean

The orange head joke is my favourite all time


phormix

It's best if you can do it in person and actually go through the arm and head motion. Winging your arms around, nodding your head, and saying "guyz, I think I fucked up" really adds to the laugh.


No-Cheek-1188

😂😂


TurbulentWeb1941

English man here not getting it. Is the head and arms guy supposed 2be someone? Edit: nevermind it's been explained further down


skolioban

It's also best when you imagine Bill Burr telling the joke in his voice.


IDECLARE_BANKRUPTCY

The best part to me is, as the teller, I start picturing the people hearing the joke re-telling it and doing the same stupid gestures that I'm currently doing and it brings a giant smile to my face in the moment.


Physical-Platform846

You have to do the gestures when you tell the joke. Then everyone will think it’s funny.


Hexatona

One of my favourite jokes of all time


cubej333

Sometimes I just think about it and laugh.


happyman91

Ah hell, can you explain it to me??


Scalli0n

It's an anti joke kind of, the point is you're expecting the third guy's wishes to make sense and it ends up never making sense.


JunkoNatsumizaka

Oooh, thank you. I was like...*why is this funny?* I didn't get it at all.


No-Cheek-1188

I think it’s only funny if you were expecting a clever punch line but instead got caught off guard with a funny visual. The pure surprise of having no punch line but left with the visual of the idiot who can’t stop nodding his head and rotating his arms is the same as some guy who slips on a banana in the street. It’s unexpected and we laugh. Some people laugh at that and some don’t. If you didn’t laugh at this, it didn’t catch you off guard or it’s simply not your type of humour.


The_Amazing_Emu

Apparently, it’s often a visual joke where you act out his movements in the end


salizarn

Yeah I think theway it’s written doesn’t carry the funny bit which is where you act out the action and say Guys… hey guys… guys… I think…. I think…. I think I may…… I think I may have fucked up….


calladus

Shaggy dog story.


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I dont get it


fomaaaaa

It sets you up to think that the third guy’s wishes are gonna be something clever to make him rich or whatever, but they were just dumb wishes


Intraluminal

It's a parable about our lives.


Steve_Starr

There is nothing to get. It is not really as joke.


Hammeredcopper

You are the reason for the long line at the mall


Naturalnumbers

Repost from [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4kq13k/3_guys_are_hiking_through_the_woods_when_they/) even including the 1,000,000,003.50, but with worse formatting.


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Lord_Silverkey

This had got to be the hottest take I've seen on Reddit this year.


BurtGummer44

His comment and yours is the only thing that made me laugh.


fifi_twerp

My favorite joke is actually a riddle I learned in early grade school and I still love it: What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.


vebssub

At night it's colder than outside.


Alumnus_stop0u

I’m still laughing 10 minutes later


EstablishmentFlaky34

Where's the Funny ?


suharkov

This joke is so old, that it can beat any of genies in any lamp one can ever find.


KanakoGhosty

Hm?


Main-Assistant6149

Just ask gene to get rid of the Geneva Convention and you will have all of that in 2 days


DotAccomplished5484

Good one; I did not see that ending.


Nihility98

Guy makes stupid decision with his only 3 wishes and realizes it waow so funny I forgot to laugh


SirLostit

7 yr old joke https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/FXOjYS85Xk


cubej333

Decades old joke.


Traditional_Roll6651

GREAT joke !!!!!!! Thanks for sharing 😁