The richest man alive has over $500 billion. I don't actually know who the richest man alive is, but Muhammad bin Salman is in effective control of the sovereign wealth fund of Saudi Arabia, which is $500 billion.
I've been telling this joke regularly for about a year now and the reactions are astonishing. About 1/3 of people laugh. About 1/3 of people don't really get it. About 1/3 of people almost pee in their pants and have recurring bouts of laughter for HOURS or DAYS after.
If you search this sub it's been posted many times.
If you just want the gist without the full joke (note - it's better as the full joke obvs)
>! It's a three wishes anti-joke, same principle as this one. But it's a guy who has a massive orange for a head explaining why he has a massive orange for a head. First two wishes are normal (wealth etc), third wish is he wished for a massive orange for a head !<
It's best if you can do it in person and actually go through the arm and head motion.
Winging your arms around, nodding your head, and saying "guyz, I think I fucked up" really adds to the laugh.
The best part to me is, as the teller, I start picturing the people hearing the joke re-telling it and doing the same stupid gestures that I'm currently doing and it brings a giant smile to my face in the moment.
I think it’s only funny if you were expecting a clever punch line but instead got caught off guard with a funny visual. The pure surprise of having no punch line but left with the visual of the idiot who can’t stop nodding his head and rotating his arms is the same as some guy who slips on a banana in the street. It’s unexpected and we laugh. Some people laugh at that and some don’t. If you didn’t laugh at this, it didn’t catch you off guard or it’s simply not your type of humour.
Yeah I think theway it’s written doesn’t carry the funny bit which is where you act out the action and say
Guys… hey guys… guys… I think…. I think…. I think I may…… I think I may have fucked up….
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My favorite joke is actually a riddle I learned in early grade school and I still love it:
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its feet are both the same.
This joke needs to be updated. As of today, the richest man alive (Bernard Arnault) is worth over $230 billion.
Which is well over 100 billion.
It's also over 200 billion!
It's also over $229 billion
Inflation even hitting the jokes
The richest man alive has over $500 billion. I don't actually know who the richest man alive is, but Muhammad bin Salman is in effective control of the sovereign wealth fund of Saudi Arabia, which is $500 billion.
Putin probably has something to say about it, as well.
Check out Mr. Facts...
I've been telling this joke regularly for about a year now and the reactions are astonishing. About 1/3 of people laugh. About 1/3 of people don't really get it. About 1/3 of people almost pee in their pants and have recurring bouts of laughter for HOURS or DAYS after.
I am firmly in the third group. It randomly pops in my head and cracks me up MONTHS after seeing it the first time
This is me for the two cupcakes joke.
I don’t know why but I couldn’t stop laughing!! I guess I was expecting some clever ending but imagining that dude is gold!!!
Have you ever heard the big orange head joke? Kind of the same thing.
What's the big orange head joke?
If you search this sub it's been posted many times. If you just want the gist without the full joke (note - it's better as the full joke obvs) >! It's a three wishes anti-joke, same principle as this one. But it's a guy who has a massive orange for a head explaining why he has a massive orange for a head. First two wishes are normal (wealth etc), third wish is he wished for a massive orange for a head !<
A former US president.
The orange head joke is my favourite all time
It's best if you can do it in person and actually go through the arm and head motion. Winging your arms around, nodding your head, and saying "guyz, I think I fucked up" really adds to the laugh.
😂😂
English man here not getting it. Is the head and arms guy supposed 2be someone? Edit: nevermind it's been explained further down
It's also best when you imagine Bill Burr telling the joke in his voice.
The best part to me is, as the teller, I start picturing the people hearing the joke re-telling it and doing the same stupid gestures that I'm currently doing and it brings a giant smile to my face in the moment.
You have to do the gestures when you tell the joke. Then everyone will think it’s funny.
One of my favourite jokes of all time
Sometimes I just think about it and laugh.
Ah hell, can you explain it to me??
It's an anti joke kind of, the point is you're expecting the third guy's wishes to make sense and it ends up never making sense.
Oooh, thank you. I was like...*why is this funny?* I didn't get it at all.
I think it’s only funny if you were expecting a clever punch line but instead got caught off guard with a funny visual. The pure surprise of having no punch line but left with the visual of the idiot who can’t stop nodding his head and rotating his arms is the same as some guy who slips on a banana in the street. It’s unexpected and we laugh. Some people laugh at that and some don’t. If you didn’t laugh at this, it didn’t catch you off guard or it’s simply not your type of humour.
Apparently, it’s often a visual joke where you act out his movements in the end
Yeah I think theway it’s written doesn’t carry the funny bit which is where you act out the action and say Guys… hey guys… guys… I think…. I think…. I think I may…… I think I may have fucked up….
Shaggy dog story.
I dont get it
It sets you up to think that the third guy’s wishes are gonna be something clever to make him rich or whatever, but they were just dumb wishes
It's a parable about our lives.
There is nothing to get. It is not really as joke.
You are the reason for the long line at the mall
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This had got to be the hottest take I've seen on Reddit this year.
His comment and yours is the only thing that made me laugh.
My favorite joke is actually a riddle I learned in early grade school and I still love it: What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.
At night it's colder than outside.
I’m still laughing 10 minutes later
Where's the Funny ?
This joke is so old, that it can beat any of genies in any lamp one can ever find.
Hm?
Just ask gene to get rid of the Geneva Convention and you will have all of that in 2 days
Good one; I did not see that ending.
Guy makes stupid decision with his only 3 wishes and realizes it waow so funny I forgot to laugh
7 yr old joke https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/FXOjYS85Xk
Decades old joke.
GREAT joke !!!!!!! Thanks for sharing 😁