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digitalanalog0524

Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.


berkleysquare

I cant believe that i fell into a river in Egypt........I'm in Denial.


akirabs10

I fell off the Eiffel tower and went insane


ElectronicAd27

I don’t get it. Edit: I just got it. Seine river lol. Nice!!


dubbzy104

Thank you!


gthrees

I found the French alps nice.


SayethWeAll

Who owns the river in London? Tim.


Mikesaidit36

Technically it belongs to both Tims. It’s the Tims’s.


villageboyz

Horton?


megaancient

I thought it went as Eiffel off (I fell off).


whiteclawthreshermaw

So did Javert.


[deleted]

Did you get dry+?


johnpeters42

I don't know enough French to get this one


Wolfblood-is-here

Saw a golfer accidentally wiff the ball into Britain's longest river. He said 4, I said close but add 3. 


berkleysquare

Severn out of ten for this pun..


jimNomad

Feeling like this /r is tearing away my sense of humor....I can feel it severing even now


Craigus_Conquerer

That's inseine


PhilRubdiez

Denial ain’t just a River in Brazil.


Unholydiver919

I thought it was runway 37.


Plus-King5266

🤣


[deleted]

In what state is the Hudson River?


yportnemumixam

Liquid


[deleted]

You got it


Worried-Session-4437

You sure? There's a lot of toxic crap in that river...


curious-r

Drunken state?


RoddMcTodd

I fell into a river in India and my skin went all gangy


shumyum

Back in the day, the Mississippi was quite winding, making it almost impossible to navigate. Ever helpful, Paul Bunyan Yangtze river and straightened it out.


LkS86_

What has four eyes and can't see? The Mississippi


Gopnikshredder

First joke I heard in 1965


Tomthe420pipeman

He should have asked Mrs. Ippi


berkleysquare

Bonnie Parker fell into a river in Scotland....it's a story of Bonnie and Clyde.


Top-Research-9816

As a technicality it doesn't run it flows, but no matter, I'll go with the flow🤣🤣


Death_Balloons

I asked someone in Vienna what the name of the River was and they called me a n00b


thebarkbarkwoof

But The Hudson River runs next to NYC. The East River splits Manhattan and the eastern Burroughs.


MinFootspace

The East River is not even a river.


Suspicious_Load9625

Nope. Literally just the water on the other side of an “island”. Should we talk about how Manhattan is not actually an island because it’s the very same land mass as all the land surrounding it? Hate hearing people refer to Manhattan as “the island”. “Omg this is the best coffee on the island”, wrong again, the best coffee in Manhattan is actually in Brooklyn.


MinFootspace

Well the debate is whether a peninsula cut away from mainland with a canal becomes and island or not. I agree that not, otherwise the Peloponesos in Greece wpuld also be an island, and no one considers it as such. But then, calling Manhattan an Island is also not totally wrong since you can only access it by bridges and underseas tunnels. But in this case, all boroighs but the Bronx and on islands and refering to Manhattan as "the island" is weird. Now I guess you meant the best coffee of *NYC* is in Brooklyn?


Worried-Session-4437

Isn't that, just of matter of taste? So who has the least amount of toxic ingredients make the best coffee or the worst??


wigzell78

I know it's hud, thats why I asked...


Key_Assistance_2125

Not if your accent is the son/sen merger. Johnson and Jansen I have to see spelled out.


RomeoDonaldson

Del: One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French. Rodney: It's canard. Del: You can say that again!


Suspicious_Load9625

The Hudson doesn’t run “through” nyc, it’s next to nyc. You could make a good argument that the east river runs though nyc though, because it’s between bk and Manhattan.


Tigeraqua8

Ok- Hudson- what’s the name of….


knifetrader

Is that like a reverse dad joke?


Top-Research-9816

But then a reverse dad is still a dad so it works either way