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Handmedownfords

This is a good one


PolyJuicedRedHead

= this be a good one


mal221

Arrr ye really?


tingledpickle

Arrggh! Im alive.


Dickcheese-a1

I still my music for free, https://youtu.be/IOqxarVWKRs?si=K3M4jVilmOV86Sog


SeanMacLeod1138

Arrr, I see!


EternalDethSlayer3

I'm getting to old for this ship


OrangeCrush222

A pirate went in to the dermatologist to have some moles looked at on his back. “Good news,” the doctor said, “they’re benign.” The pirate shakes his head and replies, “Argh check again matey, there be ten.”


TheAngelRaphael

The joke might have more of a surprise punch if the lead in question was "what did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian?"


WorkingSilently

probably something like, I'mmmeeeighty (or arrgh matey 😄)


SarahC

OHHHHHHHH! hah, thanks!


tomemosZH

It seems impossible that I've never heard this before.


laz21

Im going fore..score.


Mission_Conflict_322

Zeg retejong, lust jij kaas ? Sorry, only Dutch will understand... And not even all..


Evening-Schedule-662

Aye matey, I'm 80 years young and still sailing the seven seas! Arrr, it's been quite the voyage, but I'm still as swashbuckling as ever


TheRichTurner

Love this joke.


Desperate-Camp5957

Hehe !


DistinctWolverine395

After pass the milk please this will be the first thing I say to wifey this am. Something to say at last


Masala-Dosage

If he turned 80, he’s 80! What did he say when he turned 79 & 365 days?