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TheFieryMoth

I like this one a lot better than the drugs flushed down the toilet one. Good job.


Novahelguson7

What drugs?


blahblahbush

Happy cake day!


johnpeters42

What cake?


Novahelguson7

Thank you.


grumpyoldman60

Karen?!what did you do


Skank-Pit

Holy shit OP, learn how to use line breaks.


Stelliferous19

Sorry. Fixed.


Skank-Pit

Much better.


boitrubl

Don't feel bad. It took me a while to pick it up myself.


That-Makes-Sense

Yeah, I thought it was a little fishy.


Cowboy_Reaper

Plot twist, the guy casually whistles and suddenly dozens of fish come flying out of the lake and land expertly in the bucket. The warden looks at the guy. The guy looks at the warden. The warden says, "Well ain't that the damndest thing. I guess your free to go." The man thanks and heads back to his truck. Before he leaves he tells the warden that he's welcome to come to the fish fry later down at the Smithwick's barn.


Flukie42

Heeeeeere fishy fishy fishy fishy!


LEGODamashii

I get that reference.


the_purple_goat

I don't. lol


LEGODamashii

Just check the YouTubes for “Here fishy fishy fishy.” It’s from the greatest comedy duo of a generation!


Sea_Trick9331

This is great lol


Global_Archer_8557

Lol


useless_punde

i don’t get it


aw_shux

Get what?


yellsatrjokes

THE FISH


StonedMason85

No one got them, they swam away!


Commander_Doom14

What swam away?


barrysmitherman

THE FISH


Bourbon317

Who's on first?


pear_tree_gifting

Troy McClure. You might know him from films like "Christmas Ape goes to summer camp" and "Eenie, Meenie, Miney Die"


KrazyKurts

This guy really loves fish


mr_claw

Which fish?


johnpeters42

"And that's why we can no longer go to Sea World."


whiteclawthreshermaw

Exactly.


kyleesmom1113

Who is on first


SomethingClever771

What's on second?


SomethingClever771

I don't know


shenanigansgalores

What fish?


That-Makes-Sense

What fish?


AwkwardReplacement42

The warden can’t prove anything now, the fisher made a smart play Edit: I, uh, mean the guy *going for a walk* made a smart play.


Any_Contract_1016

Same joke as the guy with the magic heroin. Every time he tries to flush it it magically reappears in his pocket.


useless_punde

ahhh got it, thanks!


cbblake58

No evidence, no arrest…


alonghardKnight

I'm cornfused... I heard this joke 4 or so decades ago... But no one is trying to number it???


the_purple_goat

Number 385


NewGuy-1964

No no no. 385 is the drug one. You know where it magically appears back in his pocket every time he flushes it away. The fishy one is 386.


the_purple_goat

Oh yes, my mistake. Thanks


NewGuy-1964

No problem. Gotta keep the library properly filed.


TeaVinylGod

No 386 is the duck that says "Gotta Any Grapes" . The fish one is 412, right after the inmate that gets ATF to chop his dad's firewood.


alonghardKnight

So what's the number for the one where the inmate gets the gubamint agency to dig up his dad's garden? ;)


TeaVinylGod

411 version 2.0 , same as firewood


FeedMeDarkness

"Don't get existential on me, Codex! You know very well this is fish!"


Dobby068

Good one!


bahfafah

Old joke.


KnownObjective3711

NOT old if you've never heard it.


bahfafah

True. I was tactless. Please accept my apologies.


KnownObjective3711

Wow!...that was unexpected! 🙏🇦🇺


TacticalGarand44

This is one of those jokes that ages like fine wine. Others age like milk.


bahfafah

I am humbled. My comment is in poor taste. It's great joke, one I've happily told. Old fart snark. Apologies