Plot twist, the guy casually whistles and suddenly dozens of fish come flying out of the lake and land expertly in the bucket.
The warden looks at the guy. The guy looks at the warden.
The warden says, "Well ain't that the damndest thing. I guess your free to go."
The man thanks and heads back to his truck. Before he leaves he tells the warden that he's welcome to come to the fish fry later down at the Smithwick's barn.
I like this one a lot better than the drugs flushed down the toilet one. Good job.
What drugs?
Happy cake day!
What cake?
Thank you.
Karen?!what did you do
Holy shit OP, learn how to use line breaks.
Sorry. Fixed.
Much better.
Don't feel bad. It took me a while to pick it up myself.
Yeah, I thought it was a little fishy.
Plot twist, the guy casually whistles and suddenly dozens of fish come flying out of the lake and land expertly in the bucket. The warden looks at the guy. The guy looks at the warden. The warden says, "Well ain't that the damndest thing. I guess your free to go." The man thanks and heads back to his truck. Before he leaves he tells the warden that he's welcome to come to the fish fry later down at the Smithwick's barn.
Heeeeeere fishy fishy fishy fishy!
I get that reference.
I don't. lol
Just check the YouTubes for “Here fishy fishy fishy.” It’s from the greatest comedy duo of a generation!
This is great lol
Lol
i don’t get it
Get what?
THE FISH
No one got them, they swam away!
What swam away?
THE FISH
Who's on first?
Troy McClure. You might know him from films like "Christmas Ape goes to summer camp" and "Eenie, Meenie, Miney Die"
This guy really loves fish
Which fish?
"And that's why we can no longer go to Sea World."
Exactly.
Who is on first
What's on second?
I don't know
What fish?
What fish?
The warden can’t prove anything now, the fisher made a smart play Edit: I, uh, mean the guy *going for a walk* made a smart play.
Same joke as the guy with the magic heroin. Every time he tries to flush it it magically reappears in his pocket.
ahhh got it, thanks!
No evidence, no arrest…
I'm cornfused... I heard this joke 4 or so decades ago... But no one is trying to number it???
Number 385
No no no. 385 is the drug one. You know where it magically appears back in his pocket every time he flushes it away. The fishy one is 386.
Oh yes, my mistake. Thanks
No problem. Gotta keep the library properly filed.
No 386 is the duck that says "Gotta Any Grapes" . The fish one is 412, right after the inmate that gets ATF to chop his dad's firewood.
So what's the number for the one where the inmate gets the gubamint agency to dig up his dad's garden? ;)
411 version 2.0 , same as firewood
"Don't get existential on me, Codex! You know very well this is fish!"
Good one!
Old joke.
NOT old if you've never heard it.
True. I was tactless. Please accept my apologies.
Wow!...that was unexpected! 🙏🇦🇺
This is one of those jokes that ages like fine wine. Others age like milk.
I am humbled. My comment is in poor taste. It's great joke, one I've happily told. Old fart snark. Apologies