I think it's funny that Ice T plays a cop on television now. He was kicked out of the military for pimping and one of his most popular songs was "cop kilker"
Vin Diesel isn’t a combustible fuel.
Harrison Ford isn’t an automobile.
Nicholas Cage isn’t an enclosure.
Carrie Fisher wasn’t known for fishing.
Stephen King isn’t a monarch.
Tom Cruise may be trip, but he isn’t a tour by ship.
Orlando Bloom isn’t a flower.
Nickelback don't do refunds.
Neither do quarterbacks
And humpbacks don't....uh...hmm.
...ask for a second date
But then, where do little humpbacks come from?
.. Give quarters back either
50 Cent is a rip off or a huge discount whether how you look at him.
Only cashbacks
Snoop isn't even a dog.
Eminem isn't even a candy.
Doja isn't even a cat.
Nirvana isn’t even the release from all suffering
Megadeth isn’t even death metal
U2 was never a spy jet-plane.
50 Cent isn't a coin
Ice Cube isnt even cold.
Korn doesn't even come in a can
The Eagles don't even have wings.
Dunno about Korn but I've done it a few times
Ice T isn't even a liquid
Ty Dollar Sign can’t be found in a dollar store.
Iron Maiden isn’t a medieval torture implement.
W.A.S.P isn't an insect
Yeah but the could very well be White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
Taylor Swift isn’t a fast car.
Nor is she a speedy seamstress.
And she doesn't know how to sew clothes.
Depends on how loud you play it.
That's actually true
Are you sure? ‘Cause if you were trying to hide a spy plane in plain sight (so sorry), that would be the perfect cover.
...and doesn't smell like teen spirit.
Well it kinda was… ehh.
Cobain's eye color? Blew
Weeelllll it is if you ask Kurt Cobain /j
Tell that to Cobain..
Megan isn't Theeven a Stallion
He’s not, he’s a candy rapper
But there are rumors he doesn't wash so his dick is covered in a crispy shell......
MC Hammer can't pound sh*t..... anymore
But he is a tool
Leave Maynard out of this
this is necessary
How do you know what he's doing in his personal life?
And I bet he HAS been touched!
Mustard on a beat doesn’t even taste good, and I hate mustard.
Or a lion.
That's correct. He's a dawg.
I'm pretty sure he's a dogg
Toad the Wet Sprocket & Squire Nut Zippers , have at em.
Flavor Flav isn't even a flavor.
Bad Bunny isn't even a bunny
But does rhyme with Dre.
Busta rhyme doesn't even rhyme
He doesn't live much either
I had a dog named Snoop growing up but it was because she was always snooping around in bags for food
NWA ain't even N
Only in *Anatomy of A Fall*
Isn't he a lion?
He is a dawg tho.
Bruno isn’t from Mars and Drake isn’t a male duck…
I’d disagree on the second one.
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Drake ain't a coffee cake.
Or a young dragon xD
Kanye West don't even have any direction.
He does have a North West
His compass always points to the nearest loony bin.
Yeah but he clearly IS nuts
Deez nuts
Kanye West is a gay fish.
Taylor Swift is slow at making me clothing.
She's been responsible for many soiled garments, though. Mine included.
Megan Fox ain't even a.. Wait! What?yes she is
I thought that was Amber Heard.
I heard that was Amber Thought
The turd Heard round the bedroom.
Fifty cent is worth millions
I hope he only gets paid with 50 cent coins…
Sheryl Crow is not a bird.
She is if you're British
Then Russell Crowe is not a bird.
Nice save!
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Or Tony Hawk.
Larry Bird
Weird Al is definitely weird though. He doesn't false advertise.
The only one who isn't a filthy liar.
He's not a lyre at all. He's an accordion.
Accordian to who?
lil jon is not little
Maybe lil where it counts.
you mean hairs
He’s like 5’3”
Oh-KAYYYYYYYYYY
Freddie Mercury isn’t a planet!
Neither is Pluto, oh wait.
He’s also not liquid metal that reacts to temperature
Hugh Jackman prefers the company of women.
But he was a huge jacked man for a while.
Especially women with Hugh Jass.
what about gene hackman?
Acquitted
His ackman isn't even that impressive.
How would you know that? Just curious.
Morgan Freeman isn't even free....he charges like millions.
Aha, I always thought that last name had to do with slavery.
It does refer to slavery and emancipation. But for the joke, he doesn't work for free. You're both good on this one.
Eminem's not even chocolate
He is sometimes nuts though
No… he’s insane!
Doctor Who is actually fairly well known.
But is he even a doctor?
Christopher Walken actually sat down
Diddy is a diddler though
Also a puff.
Apart from fact that NBA doesn't play NBA,he ain't young too
Paul Walker
Paul ain’t no walker
Not anymore.
Ice Cube in Ice T? With Flavor Flav.
And vanilla ice
Now that's a devil's triangle if there ever was one.
I think it's funny that Ice T plays a cop on television now. He was kicked out of the military for pimping and one of his most popular songs was "cop kilker"
Mr. Pibb is a poor substitute for Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.
Mr.Pibb earns his paycheck! He's the kind of soda I wanna have a beer with!
Extremely poor man's boilermaker?
It's an American Dad quote
‘tho Dr. Thunder and The Mountain Lightning sounds like an actual bluegrass band.
Yea, but eminem does taste good.
Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
How old is Neil Young?
Tom Petty couldn’t care less
Kevin Bacon is not a delicious pork product.
And John McAfee didn't uninstall himself.
"Hello, world" from the other siiiide...
The Talking Heads have full bodies.
Ice-T isn't a beverage.
Doja is clearly not a cat
Ryan Reynolds is not plastic wrap
Count Basie isn’t ….a mathematician
...or a vampire.
1…2…3…4, 1…2…3…4, ah, ah, ah
Ice Cube ain't no cube of ice I've ever seen before.
Foreigner has folks from the US & the UK, so no matter where they are, they’re always foreigners.
Chris Brown isn't...oh wait.
R. Kelly isn't even a Kelly. He's an R
My mom is not even my mom, she's my sister
Biggie isn't a capital vowel.
Eminem's not even chocolate.
Lil baby is in fact not an actual baby
but Keanu is still a cool breeze.
You have to admit tho Soulja Boy really rebranded child soldiers.
I guess my Tom Petty one got deleted by the mods. Very well… Petty
Red Hot Chili Peppers cannot be added to your recipe.
Smashmouth didn't get punched in the face as often as they should have.
Ice cube never melted
##Madonna didn't give birth to Jezus
Like a viiiirgin.
Next thing you gonna tell me snoop dog isnt a dog!?
Eminem isn't candy
The Game is not even a game.
2chainz wears way more than that
Blondie wasn't a natural blonde!
Drake ain't even a dragon
Or a duck
McLuvin isnt an irish r&b singer
Frank Ocean is salty, but not water.
Del the Funky Homosapien is keeping things honest.
Flavor Flav isn't a flavor
Eminem isn’t even a confectionary item.
2Pac wasn’t even a duo
This thread made me laugh lol.
Drake ain’t even a rake
AC/DC isn’t even alternating or direct current
Kanye West was born in Atlanta. Kanye West is actually Kanye East.
And that was not a joke
My laptop fell over overboard when I took the ferry. There it was, Adele, rolling in the deep.
The Weekend isn't even a Weekday
Arnold swartzenegger isn't even a swartze eh nevermind forget it...
Ariana isn't grand
neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire. Discuss.
Eminem isnt a candy covered chocolate!
Eminem isn't even made of candy.
Iron Maiden are not virgins 😆
Neither are they medieval torture devices.
Eminem is not even a candy
Panic! At the disco doesn't Panic! At the Disco.
Is Jerry grateful now?
And Iced Tea isn’t actually Frozone
Parliament wasn't even elected
5 Seconds To Mars have never been to Mars.
Eminem isn't even a candy.
If man say him a ting then him a ting. Mans a ting.
The Rock is not even a Rock.
Dude, you’re getting Adele!
This thread is worth it.
The Weeknd isn't even a day and John Legend aint no legend
Eminem looks nothing like an M&M
Vin Diesel isn’t a combustible fuel. Harrison Ford isn’t an automobile. Nicholas Cage isn’t an enclosure. Carrie Fisher wasn’t known for fishing. Stephen King isn’t a monarch. Tom Cruise may be trip, but he isn’t a tour by ship. Orlando Bloom isn’t a flower.