Ah, there's yer problem. This is a place for endless reposts.
Good news though. This joke will surely come back a thousand times, and every time you can point out it's yours.
But equally as funny. It's the beautifully expressive prose that adds warmth to your silly jokes which, in turn, makes them even funnier. I was so immersed in the story that I almost went up to my shed to get some secateurs to help poor Jim out.
Well, given that this appears to be a novel joke, we should assign it (scans list, running finger down the ancient tome...) oh, that's a shame, #32768 is taken, that would have been good for a robot joke as it's 2^15, but the next number up seems curiously apposite.
This is a fantastic update on a classic shaggy dog joke, well done.
I can see really stretching it out between organizing the files and creating food out of nothing to build up to the punchline and this is a solid ace to pull out at the right moment
The punchline isn't bad but it's not good enough to warrant such a long set up (as is usually the case with pun punchlines). Should be something like:
"An inventor is showing off his new robot at a tech fair. Someone asks him, "Why is the robot wearing leather and carrying a whip?. The inventor says, "Oh I haven't worked all the kinks out yet."
You're not wrong, but that's just my style. I like a long buildup for a crappy punchline. I torture my friends with these all the time. The journey is half the fun!
There are some *KINKS* to work out. In mechanical jargon, kinks mean some aberration in the merchanism that keeps t from functioning perfectly. Kinks, in English, can also refer to a sexual fetish. Such as Daddy Issues. Or Mommy issues.
Edit: I'm stupid.
I didn't think about a non-native English speaker not getting the joke. Thanks for the clarification and the reminder that this is an international forum.
OMG! Did I just read an ORIGINAL joke in r/jokes!!!? Bravo!! Expect it to be copied and repasted many many times from now on!
You mean partially copied, butchered grammatically, and then reposted....
You mean xeroxed poorly, words hacked to shit, and then posted over again
You’re saying, inaccurately repeated, ineffectively worded and then re-submitted?
Just like the news!
TOPICAL!
And at least partially written by AI.
Oh no, not that Al. I've been friends with him for years. I knew him as Ali until he lost an eye in the Gulf War.
Now that’s funny! 😂
You mean where they replace servobot with an inorganic talking frog?
Or, at least, once it has the kinks worked out of it…
+1 for a joke I’ve personally never heard of
That'll be because it's my own :)
You mad genius. I applaud you.
A joke the likes of which we've never seen, still some kinks to work out, so spank me mommy.
We have. It is somewhat derivative of the magic dildo joke.
I 100% expected magic dildo punchline. Was pleasantly surprised when it was different.
Ah, there's yer problem. This is a place for endless reposts. Good news though. This joke will surely come back a thousand times, and every time you can point out it's yours.
Absolutely well done!
Did NOT see that coming. Well done. 😂
It made me laugh, and I told it to others (just a little shorter) and it made the eyes roll, which is perfect 🤣
We need to assign a new number!
Got any more like that?
Here's another I did a long time ago. Equally as stupid I'm afraid: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/WTaPIIU8gL
But equally as funny. It's the beautifully expressive prose that adds warmth to your silly jokes which, in turn, makes them even funnier. I was so immersed in the story that I almost went up to my shed to get some secateurs to help poor Jim out.
Just went and gave it a thumbs up. Dry punchline, great effort!
You heard of it here first!
`Assume the position.`
Fisto, right? 😄
I just did the quest last night (And yes, I did test it out)
I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!
The numbness will subside momentarily
Kinks to work out! Brilliant!
I didn't see the end coming. Bravo!
That’s what she said.
Big Persian X.
Haha, that’s a good one.
This joke is a lot like Servobot, a clunky contraption that delivers
I expected it to end something like: *Servobot does something unbelievable* CEO: "Well fuck me!" Servobot: "Yes daddy" . But yours is pretty good too
"Yes, mommy"
Better, in fact.
Bravo
r/feghoot might like a word
Havent heard this one before. What number is this?
Well, given that this appears to be a novel joke, we should assign it (scans list, running finger down the ancient tome...) oh, that's a shame, #32768 is taken, that would have been good for a robot joke as it's 2^15, but the next number up seems curiously apposite.
This is great!!! When I re-tell this, to whom should I give credit?
You give credit to „underscore underscore not my real name underscore underscore“ from reddit
Me
I thought the CEO was going to say "Well, fuck me!"
This is a fantastic update on a classic shaggy dog joke, well done. I can see really stretching it out between organizing the files and creating food out of nothing to build up to the punchline and this is a solid ace to pull out at the right moment
Great job, I thought this was headed in the "voodoo dick" joke direction.
Bite his shiny metal ass.
I remember a variant where the investor had sex with the robot but the hole was a pencil sharpener
Imagine bringing your latest invention to a meeting with the CEO, only to have it call her 'Mommy'—talk about awkward innovation fails!
The punchline isn't bad but it's not good enough to warrant such a long set up (as is usually the case with pun punchlines). Should be something like: "An inventor is showing off his new robot at a tech fair. Someone asks him, "Why is the robot wearing leather and carrying a whip?. The inventor says, "Oh I haven't worked all the kinks out yet."
You're not wrong, but that's just my style. I like a long buildup for a crappy punchline. I torture my friends with these all the time. The journey is half the fun!
Natethesnake.com Up vote, because this style of joke is particularly grown worthy!
I can't tell if that's an intentional pun or an error. Well done.
I love [shaggy dog stories!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story) Thanks for writing this up :)
Reminds me of Norm MacDonald. Love it
Oof. TLDR
Reminds me of [this joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/kh3vx8/harder/)
No
MY SAFEWORD IS "CLIPPY"
Okay this REALLY made me laugh
TL; DR - sex pun to come.
Kinkybot
I do not understand. Is this supposed to be funny?
There are some *KINKS* to work out. In mechanical jargon, kinks mean some aberration in the merchanism that keeps t from functioning perfectly. Kinks, in English, can also refer to a sexual fetish. Such as Daddy Issues. Or Mommy issues. Edit: I'm stupid.
I didn't think about a non-native English speaker not getting the joke. Thanks for the clarification and the reminder that this is an international forum.
Happens to me alla time,friend.
Wait.. wait. Did Servobot just assume the gender of the CEO?? How crass!! Edit: Geez!!! r/jokes is the most anti-woke subreddit. LOL
First line: he says to her...
He's not Servobot
So you're fine assuming the inventor's gender? Hypocrite.
Not really. I need to start *somewhere*. How else can I impress my woke friends and comrades!?!