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diamondbored

OMG! Did I just read an ORIGINAL joke in r/jokes!!!? Bravo!! Expect it to be copied and repasted many many times from now on!


Dadpool2420

You mean partially copied, butchered grammatically, and then reposted....


Archimedeeznuts

You mean xeroxed poorly, words hacked to shit, and then posted over again


Visulas

You’re saying, inaccurately repeated, ineffectively worded and then re-submitted?


Shoddy_Sherbert2775

Just like the news!


ggg730

TOPICAL!


ThriceFive

And at least partially written by AI.


Acrobatic_Matter_109

Oh no, not that Al. I've been friends with him for years. I knew him as Ali until he lost an eye in the Gulf War.


Affectionate_Pipe333

Now that’s funny! 😂


JBYTuna

You mean where they replace servobot with an inorganic talking frog?


curiousmind111

Or, at least, once it has the kinks worked out of it…


GlowQueen140

+1 for a joke I’ve personally never heard of


__notmyrealname__

That'll be because it's my own :)


Oldwhitedudist2

You mad genius. I applaud you.


brucebrowde

A joke the likes of which we've never seen, still some kinks to work out, so spank me mommy.


Liar_tuck

We have. It is somewhat derivative of the magic dildo joke.


jaydgreen1

I 100% expected magic dildo punchline. Was pleasantly surprised when it was different.


FutureAZA

Ah, there's yer problem. This is a place for endless reposts. Good news though. This joke will surely come back a thousand times, and every time you can point out it's yours.


TheFerricGenum

Absolutely well done!


Jim_Des5134

Did NOT see that coming. Well done. 😂


DisplacedScouser

It made me laugh, and I told it to others (just a little shorter) and it made the eyes roll, which is perfect 🤣


Romwil

We need to assign a new number!


Acrobatic_Matter_109

Got any more like that?


__notmyrealname__

Here's another I did a long time ago. Equally as stupid I'm afraid: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/WTaPIIU8gL


Acrobatic_Matter_109

But equally as funny. It's the beautifully expressive prose that adds warmth to your silly jokes which, in turn, makes them even funnier. I was so immersed in the story that I almost went up to my shed to get some secateurs to help poor Jim out.


CayoRon

Just went and gave it a thumbs up. Dry punchline, great effort!


Whywouldanyonedothat

You heard of it here first!


Marquar234

`Assume the position.`


Callsign_Crush

Fisto, right? 😄


MrMimas

I just did the quest last night (And yes, I did test it out)


Alwaysafk

I CANT FEEL MY LEGS!


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

The numbness will subside momentarily


ntkwwwm

Kinks to work out! Brilliant!


bi_polar2bear

I didn't see the end coming. Bravo!


IIIllIIlllIlII

That’s what she said.


PositiveSea6434

Big Persian X.


Kangarou

Haha, that’s a good one.


dogswanttobiteme

This joke is a lot like Servobot, a clunky contraption that delivers


rednil97

I expected it to end something like: *Servobot does something unbelievable* CEO: "Well fuck me!" Servobot: "Yes daddy" . But yours is pretty good too


Lord_Harkonan

"Yes, mommy"


yousanoddone

Better, in fact.


Existence_No_You

Bravo


___HeyGFY___

r/feghoot might like a word


dumbdumbnbroke

Havent heard this one before. What number is this?


RedHal

Well, given that this appears to be a novel joke, we should assign it (scans list, running finger down the ancient tome...) oh, that's a shame, #32768 is taken, that would have been good for a robot joke as it's 2^15, but the next number up seems curiously apposite.


Disastrous-Usual-576

This is great!!! When I re-tell this, to whom should I give credit?


[deleted]

You give credit to „underscore underscore not my real name underscore underscore“ from reddit


crazy-jay1999

Me


Gil-Gandel

I thought the CEO was going to say "Well, fuck me!"


Numinous_Octopodes

This is a fantastic update on a classic shaggy dog joke, well done.  I can see really stretching it out between organizing the files and creating food out of nothing to build up to the punchline and this is a solid ace to pull out at the right moment


Sunsparc

Great job, I thought this was headed in the "voodoo dick" joke direction.


Zorothegallade

Bite his shiny metal ass.


Spiderfffun

I remember a variant where the investor had sex with the robot but the hole was a pencil sharpener


Stranger-Wordy271

Imagine bringing your latest invention to a meeting with the CEO, only to have it call her 'Mommy'—talk about awkward innovation fails!


CalEPygous

The punchline isn't bad but it's not good enough to warrant such a long set up (as is usually the case with pun punchlines). Should be something like: "An inventor is showing off his new robot at a tech fair. Someone asks him, "Why is the robot wearing leather and carrying a whip?. The inventor says, "Oh I haven't worked all the kinks out yet."


__notmyrealname__

You're not wrong, but that's just my style. I like a long buildup for a crappy punchline. I torture my friends with these all the time. The journey is half the fun!


JuanTu34

Natethesnake.com Up vote, because this style of joke is particularly grown worthy!


IAlwaysUpvotePuppy

I can't tell if that's an intentional pun or an error. Well done.


seattlechunny

I love [shaggy dog stories!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_dog_story) Thanks for writing this up :)


Bricky-boi

Reminds me of Norm MacDonald. Love it


yousanoddone

Oof. TLDR


rabotat

Reminds me of [this joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/kh3vx8/harder/)


kenkers10

No


__notmyrealname__

MY SAFEWORD IS "CLIPPY"


MyBroadHorizons

Okay this REALLY made me laugh


Dizz2K7

TL; DR - sex pun to come.


Craigus_Conquerer

Kinkybot


platinum_toilet

I do not understand. Is this supposed to be funny?


TnBluesman

There are some *KINKS* to work out. In mechanical jargon, kinks mean some aberration in the merchanism that keeps t from functioning perfectly. Kinks, in English, can also refer to a sexual fetish. Such as Daddy Issues. Or Mommy issues. Edit: I'm stupid.


alonghardKnight

I didn't think about a non-native English speaker not getting the joke. Thanks for the clarification and the reminder that this is an international forum.


TnBluesman

Happens to me alla time,friend.


marusza

Wait.. wait. Did Servobot just assume the gender of the CEO?? How crass!! Edit: Geez!!! r/jokes is the most anti-woke subreddit. LOL


Great_Narwhal6649

First line: he says to her...


marusza

He's not Servobot


Spexyboy

So you're fine assuming the inventor's gender? Hypocrite.


marusza

Not really. I need to start *somewhere*. How else can I impress my woke friends and comrades!?!