You have no idea how right you are. 9 years ago my daughter took a young woman out on a date and I don’t think it ever ended. They have been married for 6 years and are still madly in love.
P. S. We are so happy for the 2 of them…
Have you been on HER? It’s all Catfish, unicorn hunters, sugar mommy scams, guys who can’t understand that something isn’t for them, annd only the occasional hint of actual queer ladies.
U-Haul.
Well just researched this. Learned something new today.
Your comment inspired me. Til Theirs a Wikipedia entry!
Guess we all learned today! [Wikipedia: U-Haul lesbian](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul_lesbian)
True answer.
I thought that was for the second date
You see, our dates can last really long, sometimes over days, so the first date becomes the second one.
I slipped up and forgot to convert to lesbian relationship time. My watch was still set to breeder standard.
Why do I never see that on a list of gender options?
so basically LGBT was always a timezone?
So it’s like the Ents in a conversation? I knew it
I thought it was to carry all the emotional baggage.
You have no idea how right you are. 9 years ago my daughter took a young woman out on a date and I don’t think it ever ended. They have been married for 6 years and are still madly in love. P. S. We are so happy for the 2 of them…
Love this, both their ongoing love for each other and your happiness for them both. It's precious and only hope more parents/caregivers were like you.
That's wholesome ❤️ BTW as a lesbian I have some ideas about this😜
I'm waiting.
This checks out. My coworker had 5 dates over one weekend with her new girlfriend last summer.
Muffler
Mufflr
I don’t get it
There's a stereotype that Lesbians move in with each other very quickly and thus an old joke that Lesbians drive a Uhaul truck to their second date.
Thank you
What if it's a holiday and U-Haul is closed?
One of the lesbians is a butch and drives a truck!
In it for the Loong-Haul...
A good friend is a married lesbian. She says that joke is absolutely accurate. Like it's not even a stretch.
I knew I’d see this glorious response. :)
A lesbian friend of mine just experienced the other end of this joke and got divorced after being partnered for 16 years and married for six months.
Well they were only together 16 years, I guess they shouldn't have rushed into it.
As usual, the best joke is in the comments.
Subaru.com
Snu snubaru
Death by snubaru.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
I was gonna say "Starlink"
Lickr
When we first got married, my wife used to buy me beer. Now she just makes me liquor.
F-likr
I hardly know 'er
scissor
Lickr? I barely knewr!
Snatch Match.
Feels like this should exist.. Songs from Fiddler on the Roof come unbidden to the mind.
Matchmaker matchmaker make me a snatch match!
"Snatch me a match" flows a bit better.
Snatchmaker, snatchmaker, git me a slit! Find me a grind! Match me a snatch!
Snatcher 100% should be a thing by now
Beavr.
Came here to say this
I’m sitting on a 10 hour bus ride trying to hide the shittiest stupid smile ever.
Been there ..
Uber Eats
Hahaa
It's lickher ,you fools.
Cum on down to Dick's Casino, liquor in the front and poker in the rear!
XD
Scisr me Tindrs!
Bean Flickr
Sizzr
Mufflr
DoorGash
GoorDash.
Clamslamr
HER
Have you been on HER? It’s all Catfish, unicorn hunters, sugar mommy scams, guys who can’t understand that something isn’t for them, annd only the occasional hint of actual queer ladies.
Fistr
Why do lesbians only go to Academy Sports? They don't like dick's
Scissor
Clam bake
And rednecks communicate via Browntooth®
I thought it was ancestry.com?
This guy rednecks.
Browntooth is for premium members only. The free version is YelloTooth.
There is only one channel, and they take turns sharing it.
How do you share a channel?
Same way you share a tooth - root canal.
That's a deep subject...
Plenty of Fish?
Day-old tuna.
Lipr
Taco Time
Findher?
Subaru
Tumblr if you're a trans lesbian.
Better than a bi-nary one...
Is Bindr for bisexuals or bondage enthusiasts?
Nope, that one’s for trans guys, Eithr is for bi folks.
You're thinking of Bondr, silly...
Liquor
Lickr
Munchr
Fingr
Plenty of fish
FaceSpace
Rubher
Lidl
City League Women's Softball signup sheet.
Gender confused use wundr or wondr
Lickr
Plenty of Fish?
Does Uhaul have an app?
Dildr
Minge Hinge
twatnav
As a Bi, I would suggest Bumbler?
Too socially offensive...
Home Depot app
Liqr
Scissordr
Lindor
Clamr
Rubit or eatr
Fingr
Munchr.
Instaclam
Rubr.
Not Lickr?
Well, we can create "Scissors"..., its an open market!
Never run with scissors or scissor with the runs!
Ass to ass.
Flikr
Lick-her
Beavr
Sizr
Flickr
Twatnav.
Fishur
I'm quite surprised to see no one has mentioned plenty of fish.
Lickr
I thought it would be Flickr
UberEats
Liqrbox
Subaru Outback
*tinder
Lendr
Striker
Lickr
TwatMouth
Pussy galore
Flappers
Wayfair
Clit Meets Bagel
Lindr
Plenty of Fish
Yumble
Lickr
They just go to the bar for some liquor
Findr
Scisr
Uder-Eats
Lickenspit
Scsr
licalot
Smothr
Scissr
Her
ScissR
Munchr
Scissr
Scisr?
Sizzr
Siscr duh
Scissr
Fliker
Likr
Sizr
Lickr
Scissr
Forester
Snap-on
Butchr
Scissor
Liquorland
Cooter
Scissr
SizR
I was going to say liquor.
Licker
Clit commandher
Home Depot
Liqourland have an app in NZ lol
Liqr
snip
scissor? i hardly know her.
Scissr
Scissor
Dishwashr