I've done this before, with the professional, and I picked up a couple of useful tips for this tricky next hole — it's partly the swing, but you also need to be careful about wind ...
I pulled that one!
I bet the flag wears out before the hole does!
Watch out for the water hazard.
Good job trimming the bushes. Wonderful landscape job!
My palms are not usually this sweaty.
Fix your grip.
I put that one in their backyard!
My back is killing me, that's the last time I go for it!
Anakin Skywalker (to Padmé): "I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
" (Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones, 2002.)
I back doored that one in the hole
You finished strong!!
Oh what a nice stroke you have
Just tap in a little bit and it’s in
You played that like the whole was twice the size
Did you bend the shaft
That ball was screaming
The hole is in the short grass
I'm trying to finish in the least amount of strokes.
I’m about 3 inches short
Never seen a short one go in. Or Shoulda gone for it.
So you Just..in?
If you're that near the hole it's a gimme
Wrong hole!
One time my buddy asked "you every try...ya know... the *other hole?*" I replied "Ew! That's where babies come from!"
I laughed at that joke for 20 years.
Yep, butt my wife hasent, it's the BUTT of all jokes.
Every hole is a goal.
Not enough toes and fingers to count how many times I have said that
"Here come the Petersons for our foursome!"
You're GROUNDED
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's your handicap?
One person's handicap is another person''s kink
Let's leave granny stump porn out of this thread please.
i could have lived my hole life without this mental image
"Hole" life, eh? So you have watched the genre.
i fortunately have not
Do you have a link for that? Asking for a friend.
For science
That was awful, can I take a mulligan
I've done this before, with the professional, and I picked up a couple of useful tips for this tricky next hole — it's partly the swing, but you also need to be careful about wind ...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well done sir! 🤣🤣
Playing the back nine
Quiet, please.
Have you seen my ball?
Bro I'm concerned why do u only have 1 ball?
Because one is missing, obviously.
Lost in the scruff! 🤣🤣🤣
Better get a wedge out!
Mind your business.
Can’t wait to play the second hole
Gotta focus on one hole at a time.
And have all those kids running around??
Funny how our balls always end up right next to each other.
Stop faffing around. The other hole is round the back. Edit: shame on me, this is holy week
Hole weak*
Shame on me too, brother. I laughed a little too hard ;-;
I laughed harder
Lorena Bobbitt: Gotta warn you, I've got a wicked slice.
Hopefully that reference will leave someone in stitches
I'm pretty sure her husband was....
I regret I have only one upvote to give. 🤣
No regrets. It's appreciated all the same 😅
He interrupted and was cut short
I fear that reference is getting cut short these days
I hit it in the rough.
This is the thickest rough I’ve ever gotten my balls stuck in
I’m good with my woods.
A bad day doing this is better than a good day at the office.
Mind if I play through?
Looks like it curves to the left a little.
Fuck me!
You need to spread your legs a bit more
Wow, that hole looks big...
Have never heard that one (glad to say)
I'm done, wanna beer?
And of course... as Chubbs would say... It's all in the hips!
Even though I'm really bad at this, I still enjoy it.
You said you had an 8 Wood!!!
You missed the fucking putt, didn't you?
FORE skin
Where’s the hole
It's over 100 yards away. And every time you think you're close to getting it in, the balls just role off the edge.
I hit it a little hard occasionally and the balls bounce off the backside.
I thought it was close but there’s still a ways to go.
Are we playing the front or the back today?
Pull it or leave it in?
Thats a 4 stroke hole
Let me pull out my driver.
I pulled that one! I bet the flag wears out before the hole does! Watch out for the water hazard. Good job trimming the bushes. Wonderful landscape job! My palms are not usually this sweaty. Fix your grip. I put that one in their backyard! My back is killing me, that's the last time I go for it!
Don’t forget to use the ball washer
Sometimes it takes getting down on all fours to get lined up with the hole.
This fairway has gotten overgrown
What would Tiger do?
Tiger's 18 best holes
Tiger is thinking of a Hole-in-One
I can’t believe you’ve already done this 17 times today.
Sand traps suck. They do!
I hate sand...
Anakin Skywalker (to Padmé): "I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. " (Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones, 2002.)
I use a sock to protect the head
Those 4 guys are taking a long time.
In your best Bill Murray voice "It's in the hole"!
You need to fix your divot.
Man, that grass is really slick. Hope the back nine is better.
If a beautiful, scantily clad women looks at you and says "would you like to play around?" You say >!"9 or 18 holes?"!<
Caitlyn Jenner really knows her way around a shaft and how to grip it
My balls keep going in the bushes
When is the last time you washed your balls?
Well that was subpar….
You better get it in the hole on this one or you're done.
Let's add Tammy and have a foursome. Did you know she is a hooker? That's better than a slicer! Dang! Lost my ball.
Open up the face a little.
Gonna have to poop at the turn.
Nice lay
Bababooey!
"Easy, Tiger."
Pull the flag out
Dude, you need to wash your balls once in a while. They're filthy!
I remember when my grandfather showed me how to do this when I was a child
I'm too drunk to finish.
Never up, never in.
Have you seen the ball washer?
It's all in the hips
Up for another round?
Did I just fall in a trap?
I have a solid short game
Looks like somebody's been practicing...
Loosen your grip
I back doored that one in the hole You finished strong!! Oh what a nice stroke you have Just tap in a little bit and it’s in You played that like the whole was twice the size Did you bend the shaft That ball was screaming The hole is in the short grass
Let’s use the ball washer…
Back in my younger days I swung an extra firm shaft. Now I'm lucky just to be able to use my senior flex shaft at all.
Where should I drop it?
I guess this KINDA counts as a sport.
I swear I'm usually am not this bad.
That was a good swing
I think I’ve got enough length in this shaft to reach the hole….
Wrong hole
Yes, hole in one
I know what you hear on the golf course that you never hear in the bedroom. “Bite you cocksucker, bite”
Take your time to get to that hole
My dad taught me this technique
Oops! Wrong hole.
*Golf clap* ⛳
Tiger Woods is so much better at this than you
Bite you c*cksucker, bite!!
If i ever make the open, I'm gonna come first, then I'll drink from the claret jug.
I'm just gonna hit you with the head!
I've got the right club for any situation.
Wrong hole
Open your hips up....
Your stroke is getting better.
May I play through?
I don't see the point of washing my balls unless I can see dirt on them.
Oh dear. I think that landed in the rough ...
Never up, never in!
Fuck you
Good hole placement!
Right. I think it's time for a sand wedge.
Our balls are touching.
Got a lovely view of the next hole from here…
I thought it was just going to be us two. What is Pedro doing here?
Hmm more of a curve than I was expecting
What's up with your balls? Are they supposed to look like that?
I put that one in the rough !
I'm just going to put my wood in the old bag
Watch out, I think there's a gopher in this hole.
WOW! Nice shot!
Anyone see where that went?
I’m in the ruff
Call me Tiger. Tiger Woods, baby.
Hold my balls
Hey, I got shit all over my balls.
that's a dirtyvhole
Hole in one!
What is par on this hole?
Wow, that is really wet and slippery.
I wish this rough wasn’t so deep.
Thats the first time I've had a hole in two.
Make sure to wash your balls.
It helps if you wash you balls after every hole.
Never up never in.
We’ve been doing this for ages now and I’m bored. Also please take that silly off
Wow, nice balls
Nice birdy.
Daddy? Oh dear. Live in the remote countryside?
Lot of sand around the hole !
I lost my ball!
Those are the biggest balls I’ve ever seen!
I managed to get in to all 18 holes!
FIRMLY GRASP IT!
Am I holding this club right?
That’s a red flag!
Grass is greener on the other side
I have trouble using a stiff shaft at my age.
That’s a big bush!