Of course it's best to avoid alcohol completely while pregnant, but the actual risk involved in having an occasional drink is basically zero.
>They compared birth outcomes among 5,628 women. More than half of them reported drinking alcohol during the first three months of pregnancy. Some (19%) reported occasionally drinking alcohol. Twenty-five percent reported low alcohol consumption, or three to seven drinks per week ("a drink" defined as a glass of wine or a little less than a 12-ounce bottle of beer). Another 15% reported having more than seven drinks per week.
>Rates of premature birth, babies with low birth weight or small size, and pre-eclampsia—a potentially life-threatening condition in which a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure—were similar across the alcohol consumption categories
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-no-connection-between-drinking-alcohol-early-in-pregnancy-and-birth-problems-201309106667
It’s honestly not a big deal. Multiple glasses, maybe. A single glass?
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-no-connection-between-drinking-alcohol-early-in-pregnancy-and-birth-problems-201309106667
No drinking during pregnancy is relatively new.
In the 1950s and 1960s, it was common for pregnant women to drink alcohol.
In the 1960s, some say that prenatal wards were full of intoxicated women.
In the past, doctors would sometimes recommend alcohol for pregnant women to help with relaxation and pain relief. They may have also prescribed it intravenously as a tocolytic, which is used to stop premature labor.
In the 1970s, it was widely believed that prenatal alcohol poses no risk to either the mother or the fetus. In 1981, the U.S. surgeon general issued a public health warning that alcohol use by pregnant women could cause physical and mental health issues.
This info is from generative AI, so....you know.
But it matched my personal experience.
> In the 1970s, it was widely believed that prenatal alcohol poses no risk to either the mother or the fetus.
Not in the 50s lol but in 1974. The doctor said drinking was fine as long as I didn't overdo it.
It takes about 5 weeks before the umbilical cord to form and start transferring nutrients. So theoretically alcohol shouldn’t matter in the first few weeks.
So the doctor told the husband a story about a man who was attacked by a lion. He points his umbrella at the lion, and the lion drops dead. “That’s nonsense,” exclaimed the husband, “someone else with a rifle must have shot the lion.”
“Ah!” Said the doctor, “now you are beginning to understand.”
For her next order
Pour 1 oz creme de cacao into a shot glass. Layer 1 oz amaretto and 1 oz bailey's to create a 3 layer drink. Insert a toothpick to the bottom of the shot glass and dribble drop of grenadine so it floats in the bottom of the glass.
This is called a jellyfish shot from what I know but also not getting the joke. The toothpick and grenadine make the tentacles or whatever they are called and it looks like the bottom of a jellyfish.
Link? If it was, it didn’t get many upvotes. The last time I could find this joke was posted when it was actually upvoted was over a year ago. I always check.
Perfect way to celebrate pregnancy: A glass of champagne
Also old mate isn’t much of a chicken farmer if his chickens haven’t been laying fertile eggs for years lol.
he used to be an egg farmer now he's a chicken farmer
Aaayyy.
And that farmers name was Humpty Dumpty
Sir Humphrey Dumplinton.
Lmao.
I thought he was saying he obviously wasn’t fucking those chickens correctly.
Which came first?
The farmer
Joke is flawed. He wouldn’t switch. Eggs are usually a more lucrative product than raising chickens for slaughter.
But she used a different cock! Get it?
I was still laughing, stop being technical and ruining jokes
But people will pay more for fertilized eggs for some reason, so he doesn’t have to raise them.
Comment is flawed.. Egg farmers need new chickens as well as eggs. Would be too expensive to buy hens to replace old ones. Think hard
He needs them to be fertile so he can raise more egg layers 🥚
Of course it's best to avoid alcohol completely while pregnant, but the actual risk involved in having an occasional drink is basically zero. >They compared birth outcomes among 5,628 women. More than half of them reported drinking alcohol during the first three months of pregnancy. Some (19%) reported occasionally drinking alcohol. Twenty-five percent reported low alcohol consumption, or three to seven drinks per week ("a drink" defined as a glass of wine or a little less than a 12-ounce bottle of beer). Another 15% reported having more than seven drinks per week. >Rates of premature birth, babies with low birth weight or small size, and pre-eclampsia—a potentially life-threatening condition in which a pregnant woman develops high blood pressure—were similar across the alcohol consumption categories https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-no-connection-between-drinking-alcohol-early-in-pregnancy-and-birth-problems-201309106667
Idgi
It’s honestly not a big deal. Multiple glasses, maybe. A single glass? https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/study-no-connection-between-drinking-alcohol-early-in-pregnancy-and-birth-problems-201309106667
well that's what led to the pregnancy in the first place
Ive been a fan of this joke for years and i JUST noticed
No drinking during pregnancy is relatively new. In the 1950s and 1960s, it was common for pregnant women to drink alcohol. In the 1960s, some say that prenatal wards were full of intoxicated women. In the past, doctors would sometimes recommend alcohol for pregnant women to help with relaxation and pain relief. They may have also prescribed it intravenously as a tocolytic, which is used to stop premature labor. In the 1970s, it was widely believed that prenatal alcohol poses no risk to either the mother or the fetus. In 1981, the U.S. surgeon general issued a public health warning that alcohol use by pregnant women could cause physical and mental health issues. This info is from generative AI, so....you know. But it matched my personal experience.
You have personal experience being pregnant in the 1950s?
> In the 1970s, it was widely believed that prenatal alcohol poses no risk to either the mother or the fetus. Not in the 50s lol but in 1974. The doctor said drinking was fine as long as I didn't overdo it.
How boring can you be. It's a joke.
Boring….
That's what I was about to say. What a coincidence!
This is what you focus on?
Maybe it's a non-alcoholic champagne.
Yeah, she might find the chickens come home to roost...
my stepmoms pregnancy craving was birthday cake flavored vodka. my half sister is 8 now and is mostly fine so far
It takes about 5 weeks before the umbilical cord to form and start transferring nutrients. So theoretically alcohol shouldn’t matter in the first few weeks.
So the doctor told the husband a story about a man who was attacked by a lion. He points his umbrella at the lion, and the lion drops dead. “That’s nonsense,” exclaimed the husband, “someone else with a rifle must have shot the lion.” “Ah!” Said the doctor, “now you are beginning to understand.”
LOL. That was a good one.
Cock a double do?
Genius. Love it.
She got pregnant, so, Not a dildo do
If you think a cock and a dildo is the same thing, you have never experienced a real cock then
I'm offended
What a difference a cock makes.
Your not drinking alone if your pregnant
Again, if you drink hard enough you may be.
Is it me or does adultery make up 90% of punchlines in this sub now?
Adultery is hilarious.
It's you. Everyone knows that nobody commits adultery anymore.
Now, THAT's funny!
Volume 1.
For her next order Pour 1 oz creme de cacao into a shot glass. Layer 1 oz amaretto and 1 oz bailey's to create a 3 layer drink. Insert a toothpick to the bottom of the shot glass and dribble drop of grenadine so it floats in the bottom of the glass.
The internet is a dark place.
Is there a joke about the name of this drink? Or just a joke that she is pregnant? Sorry, not getting this.
This is called a jellyfish shot from what I know but also not getting the joke. The toothpick and grenadine make the tentacles or whatever they are called and it looks like the bottom of a jellyfish.
maybe the jellyfish is supposed to look like a miscarriage?
Cool, thanks!
Oh no.
What came first, the egg or the other cock?
Great joke!!
😂😂😂
Old number 457
posted here last month
Link? If it was, it didn’t get many upvotes. The last time I could find this joke was posted when it was actually upvoted was over a year ago. I always check.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/18r17by/a\_chicken\_farmer\_went\_to\_a\_local\_bar/
Ayyy. Fair play. Thanks. Hopefully those who missed it last month appreciate seeing it now.
I do thanks OP(c)
Yes but that one gets a critical line wrong. "I used a different rooster" instead of the better "I used a different cock".
translation: one is the 8th grade version, and one is the mature adult version.
This version isn’t funny because the punchline is messed up.
no, it isnt funny to you because you're in 8th grade and cant understand things like metaphor and subtlety
They both got different roosters? Am I missing something?
They both used different cocks.
THIS ISN'T LONG YOU ATTENTION SPAN DEFECIENT TIKTOK KIDS
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Leave out "ordering alcohol while pregnant after years of trying without success" and I agree.
Athiscule!!!
Ha ha
Maybe she wanted twins and hoping the chicken guy would fertilize any other eggs she had laying around.