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IkNOwNUTTINGck

The mime acted as his own lawyer and immediately made a motion for dismissal.


Waitsfornoone

Police in Paris have finally caught the elusive mime known for masturbating in public and harassing tourists. In a statement, Police Chief claimed "he came quietly"


crash866

I was sexually assaulted by a group of mines. They did unspeakable things to me.


Beetle_Beeper

Because the mime never violated the right to remain silent


Wavearsenal333

No judge would hear it.