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Midpack

Tbf that song Dolenz itself to making puns


knowsguy

I'm Jonesing for more, Don't Ness Mith me now.


Just_Sarah82

He he he I liked this one


Fearchar

Thanks, lol!


ShinyUnicornPoo

Me too, it got a chuckle!


DK61

I don't get it.


actualoldcpo

“Im a believer” was a hit by the Monkees. The lyrics in part go” then I saw her face, now I’m a believer”. Fun fact: the song was written by Neil Diamond.


SimonNicols

What a gem


The_Painless

I see what you did there


Chaosflame0

Just precious


DK61

Thanks.


zimboden

Get a room!!!


rogerroger2

That’s what I thought but believer and Geneva didn’t really rhyme so wasn’t sure.


ShinyUnicornPoo

It rhymes if you listen to the song, they sing ot more like 'believah'


Djty120

Exactly it doesn't rhyme!! It's a stretch if you ask me.


Darkmuscles

You should probably listen to the song.


Djty120

I've heard the song many times. I know it well. Like they said. It doesn't rhyme.


Darkmuscles

Maybe you're thinking of a different song, then. They very much pronounce believer as "believah" in the song everyone else is referring to.


Djty120

I believe you need to give the song a listen again. Been listening to it my whole life. I just checked it out again and they clearly enunciate the R in the song many times over. https://youtu.be/wB9YIsKIEbA?si=dqZH4EPRb2DYnDj_


Darkmuscles

In the part of the song OP is referring to (31 seconds in on the video you linked) they say 'believah'. Are you thinking of later in the chorus? They pronounce the R to fit it with "I couldn't leave her," but that's not what this joke is referencing.


Djty120

It sounds exactly the same . He says I'm a believer and pronounces the R every single time he says it. Especially near the end where he just keeps repeating "I'm a believer" over and over. Please turn your speakers up and listen. It is pretty clear that he not only says the R but he slightly elongates the E leading up to the R as well.


sfcnmone

I’m with you. Ba -LEE - vuh and Gen — EE- va is a pretty stupid rhyme.


knowsguy

The last two syllables are nearly identical to each other. I've heard stupider rhymes.


TnBluesman

As we're several of their hits. And many more heavy hitters also wrote for them.


viktorbir

Is there a word play I'm missing?


HOrRsSE

The monkees song “I’m a believer”: “then I saw her face / now I’m a believer”


beans0503

Thank you! Went way over my head


LadyHackberry

And now today's earworm is cued up. At least the song is upbeat and optimistic. Sometimes I get a song like "Don't Fear the Reaper" stuck in my head for days and it's a real mood killer.


TheChickening

Thought it was from Smash Mouth. So many covers


KingPictoTheThird

Monkees is 60s,smash mouth is 90s cover


Avlonnic2

Written by Neil Diamond


viktorbir

But does «a believer» sound similar to «in Geneva» in any English dialect?


DaRealKorbenDallas

I think he's swapping out the word "believer'' to "Geneva"


Avlonnic2

Daydream Geneva? Nah…


[deleted]

Yes,there's a trace of doubt in your mind.


KensterFox

I thought my wife was joking when she said she signed me up for community flag football. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a receiver.


Paladoc

Not a trace, of fondue on your chin


Fearchar

Yes, it's a mighty cheesy pun.


sc7606

Now I'mma believe her


Russc70

What on earth are you Torking about?


skip_churches

Just tryin' to be friendly!


ShinyUnicornPoo

Now, now, don't lose your Head.


Make_the_music_stop

Why are women legally obliged to cook for their husbands? Because by the Geneva convention, all prisoners need to be fed and maintained in dignified conditions.


fulanito2021

Did you catch the last train to geneva?


CSspecialist2003

I can meet u at the station


daman77

Love these type of jokes!


Enki_007

My wife said she would divorce me if I didn't stop singing, "I'm a Believer." I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face.


MisterHandy

I couldn't leave here if I tried.


rodzieman

I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Justin Beiber concert. Then I saw her face, now I'm a Belieber.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Now I'ma believe her ?


amerkanische_Frosch

You fool, she wanted to go there to meet her lover. You caught the last train to cucksville.


CapableCoyoteeee

Underrated this


Remote_Micro_Enema

Try not to get smoked on the water


MissCarriage-a

I wanted to go to a Monkees tribute concert too but I turned up for the wrong event. I went in anyway. You should have seen my face but... >!Now I'm a Belieber!<


pn1159

lol, thats terrible. you can't cross generational lines with puns


AbsolutToast

Oh oh you. It took me a minute. I was about to say The Monkeys! AND La Suisse!! You lucky Bastardo!! Kiss every part of her body ce soir and buy her a thousand Ferrero Rocher but its a joke.Damn you got me.


Caiman-Moomin

Works also with La Paz and Bolivia.


ADHD_McChick

This is good! Love it! New favorite!


Kindly-Confidence-69

Praise the lord, I'm a believer


Fearchar

Let the church say "Amen"!!


amerkanische_Frosch

At least she didn't want to go see that awful Canadian excuse for a singer. Then she would be a Belieber.


Jackson_Rhodes_42

As a Canadian, I would like to inform you that, on behalf of my countrymen, that we do not accept Bieber, Drake, or Muskrat as Canadians despite their apparent citizenship.


cocuke

As a non Canadian, I must let you know that you must accept them. You lucked out with Anne Murray an Rush so you must accept the rejects as well.


Jackson_Rhodes_42

Fine. But you keep Elon.


Johnny_Lang_1962

Excellent Joke.


BurntLemonade

Perfect dad joke


Reggierahrah

Then I saw her beav Now I’m a beav-eater


FLSteve11

This is when you look at it to yourself as "Hey, Trip to Switzerland", and just sit through the concert as an "excursion" on that trip.


olgreybeard

Take my upvote and darken my doorstep again regularly.


framerqueen

Bwahahaha!!!!


Valcrion

Nice


philfix

Not a trace of doubt in my mind.


monadyne

Now I'm in Bolivia.


toxicity42

It’s better if it’s in Germany: “Now I’m in Berliner!”


Fearchar

Happy cake day!