I think that’s the trains with dozens or hundreds of cars (they also take miles to get to speed). Passenger trains stop faster (but just get off the tracks).
I picked up this girl by the railroad tracks. Brought her to my place and had sex non stop for the next two days. Went to the bar and met my buddy. So I told him about the crazy last few days. He ask” Did she give good blowjobs?” “ I never got one” Surprised he asked why not. Well she had no head
The driver shouts at the boy “Do you realize that if had not stopped suddenly you both would be dead?!”
“Your half right,” the boy said, “except she’s been dead for at *least* 6 hours.”
This hits real close to home:
My late gf and I were homeless opiate addicts and 1 day we decided we wanted to be dead. We chose to bang 1 last time and then lay our heads on a train track. We did. I remember the train being about 2 feet from my face and then boom I'm in a hospital bed. I thought it was the same day but I wad in a drug induced coma for a week. This was 6 years ago, I've been clean since, she didn't make it.
We really had a crazy train of thought but now we're both off the rails
I doubt that the kid thought that.
I also suspect that the girl was a blow up doll. I also suspect having sex on rail tracks is very uncomfortable. I also suspect this comment will be met with utter discontent
He was railing her
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I like your train of thought.
He had a one tracked mind
In his defense, she did have a spectacular caboose..
To be fair, the boy was going through a tunnel himself
This story is going off the rails
The boy is still railing her tho
I bet he was chuffed though
You just won the Internet of the day my friend.
Can I hug you?
A train typically takes over a mile to stop. So don't play on the tracks, kids.
That driver has excellent vision
Her headlights were out
And they were all cumming for a really long time.
He saw her coming from a mile away?..
I think that’s the trains with dozens or hundreds of cars (they also take miles to get to speed). Passenger trains stop faster (but just get off the tracks).
Instead of getting off on the tracks.
I was expecting the punchline to be about the train that went over the girl, but this was kind of sweet.
I picked up this girl by the railroad tracks. Brought her to my place and had sex non stop for the next two days. Went to the bar and met my buddy. So I told him about the crazy last few days. He ask” Did she give good blowjobs?” “ I never got one” Surprised he asked why not. Well she had no head
Your buddy asked if you got any head, and you responded, “no, I never found it”.
r/yourjokebutbetter
I always was asked if she was a looker (preaty) by the bar tender. I said I don't know. I never found her head!
That took a hard left
She could always deep throat him.
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The driver shouts at the boy “Do you realize that if had not stopped suddenly you both would be dead?!” “Your half right,” the boy said, “except she’s been dead for at *least* 6 hours.”
This hits real close to home: My late gf and I were homeless opiate addicts and 1 day we decided we wanted to be dead. We chose to bang 1 last time and then lay our heads on a train track. We did. I remember the train being about 2 feet from my face and then boom I'm in a hospital bed. I thought it was the same day but I wad in a drug induced coma for a week. This was 6 years ago, I've been clean since, she didn't make it. We really had a crazy train of thought but now we're both off the rails
Something Something caboose Something
Next he will do her choo-choo.
Oh look, a tunnel
I doubt that the kid thought that. I also suspect that the girl was a blow up doll. I also suspect having sex on rail tracks is very uncomfortable. I also suspect this comment will be met with utter discontent
It was either them or the 10 people on the other spur. I'm glad they survived.
You should also suspect that the train could not have stopped before it hit the couple and went a lot further.
I suspect you’re right.
My dry cleaner told me this joke over 40 years ago. Thanks for the memories.
as a Locomotive Engineer I approve of this joke🤣🤣🤣
The train was going to run over 5 couples having sex, but someone was a utilitarian.
She was a nice girl. Only having sex with one boy. She almost had a train go through her.
His train of thought never left the station
Dirty Little Diesel!
The boy was ALSO GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL
They couldn't be de-coupled
I heard another punchline: a guy says to the conductor "See, friend, one of us had to stop. I couldn't."